>mom and dad turn heel and form a new stable

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>heel district manager buries everybody at work and never gets their comeuppance

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>your little brother janetties you

sonetty never drew a dime

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>>2624322
>still lives with mom and dad

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>>2624322
>tfw you and your cousin had a six star classic (which you won by submission) and then formed the GOAT tag team together against your little brother and his friends for the rest of that summer, but now years later you've been Janetty'd by your cousin IRL and you post on /asp/ while he has a successful normie life and career

There was a guy who posted here once about how he works at like subway or some shit and treats it like wrestling and how he tries to get over all the other employees and it was the funniest shit ever

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>turn heel on gf
>i end up the janetty

>that kid who ended the test in a DQ

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>that kid that started shooting on everyone in the rumble

>best mate turns on you and sides with his valet

>>2624550
They always have the weakest excuses for booking those feuds, nobody ever gets over and the blowoff is always mediocre.

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>slow burn feud with crippling depression

>been a jobber your whole life and never made a dime

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>>2624601
I feel you.

>>2624607
>Maineventer in highschool
>Drop to jobber status in college

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>TFW got Jannety'd by everyone I was ever in a tag team with

>>2624512
>Implying it wasn't a work

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>flip burgers for 10 years
>boss still doesn't give me a title shot

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>>2624618
J U S T
U
S
T

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>tfw spending 5 years paying dues so you can main event just once

I'm so tired of jobbing

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>On good terms with lady at work
>Suddenly she gets promoted and turns heel on me

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>>2624632
You need to grab the brass ring and give that bitch a concussion

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>gets the hottest girl in school
>Girl turns heel and leaves with friend

>Main Eventer at small indy promotion.
>Goes out of business and only option is to join a large Promotion.
>Forever stuck in midcard.

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>friend comes for a sleepover
>tricks me into a title match and steals my Intercontinental Championship

>>2624671
>tfw when we used to make championship belts out of actual belts, cardboard, and markers

eventually we bought some of those WWF foam belts but I'll never forget the glory of my brother and i capturing the tag team belts from my cousins on the front lawn of grandpa's house

>>2624671
>Tag team partner wins MITB
>Turns and cashes in on me

>grandma always gives the main event christmas gifts to part-timer cousins that went on to 'jobs' and 'families' instead of staying NEET in our hometown forever

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>yugioh match with bro
>I turn heel and draw an extra card
>He realises and starts shooting and tears my cards

>>2624641
gotta make dad look strong

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>booked to put over my part-timer veteran older brother
>again

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>Have solid family stable.
>Brother gets sporting scholarship and turns arrogant heel.
>Dad turns Ted DiBiase Sr. Heel when he gets retirement payout. Goes on vacations and demands I pay bills.
>After 19 years leave family stable and create new gimmick.
>Main event in dev. territory but never hold top title.
>Contract ends at dev. territory. Lots of call ups to big leagues but no contract.
>"One more match"
>TFW life has reached Christianetty stage

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>>2624601
>blowoff bullrope match
>depression goes over

> capable of nonstop flippy shit early in my career
> time naturally removes that ability and injuries start piling up

>get in a fight with top heel of the school
>smark classmates cheer for him

>>2624489
Do you remember any of his stuff in more details?

>>2624758
strong kek

>>2624641
Reach for the brass ring

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>go visit old friends
>nostalgia pops getting weaker every year

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>tfw you are part of a king of the ring tournament and have to wrestle 6 finals in 8 days starting monday

Wish me luck

>step-dad books himself to go over

>>2624734
Feels bad man.

>>2624779
Quit being a faggot and go study you shit stain.

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>impromptu handicap match against dad and uncle

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>tag team match
>me and my 2 cousis vs their older brother and his friend
>shoot squash match
>putting my cousin and his friend over
>younger cousin is dying and bumping like no other
>my cousin gets shibata headbutted by his brother
>cousin runs out crying outside the room
>mfw

>>2624646
this storyline gets repeated far too often

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>>2624758
Happend to me with my mates

>be me
>black wrestler who is face
>in a white area
>my opponent owns the territory
>my neighbours start chanting his name
>mfw win

>>2624695
worked

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>>2624776

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>stay in family promotion unlike rest of sibling stable
>siblings scattered throughout territories
>be top face of family promotion for 2 decades
>get passed over for cars money and opportunities
>tease turning heel
>siblings offer to buy out my contract and show me the indies
>know in my heart i will get undercard status and sent to bingo hall due to politics
>reject offer and effectively turn heel on siblings
>parents book long feud against rest of family for trying to steal homegrown talent
>receive main event pay and benefits while parents slow bleed sibling stable
>everyone worked into a shoot.
>mfw

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>>2624815
Same anon

>neighbours are monster heels
>basically white a white version of the authors of pain
>tfw me and my best bud get squashed
>one day i put him in a shoot arm lock
>embrace my inner del rio and don't let gountil he taps
>he bans me from doing the move against him

>Some time after, we convinced the two brothers to go one v one in a match
>the first time they have squared off infront of a live crowd
>they got at it and pull a brock vs big show
>they tip the ring (trampoline) over
>owner closes down the fed
>start my own indie league
>5 events in pull a ecw

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>Be the top baby face of my friends and family
>Had so much promise
>Was on the track to win the UCLA Diploma Title
>Fuck up in college
>Caught juicing
>Now I'm a Jobber working for peanuts
>Still get a baby face pop from friends and family
>My manager "Dadberg" hasn't given up on me. Still encourages me to keep at it

It's tough guys

>parents form stable and recruit me and my other siblings some 20 years ago
>tfw always take the pin
>tfw get blamed for losing all of the time
>tfw ill be leaving family stable in two months to try and make it as singles competitor

Wish me luck guys

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>>2624838
fuck forgot pic

>>2624838
good luck bro hope you don't get buried or future endeavored

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>win employee of the month tournament
>roman gets the promotion

>grow up with 2 brothers in a solid stable
>we go our own way but we always rely on each other when times get tough
>watch my brothers succeed while I continually job on the undercard so low that even Santino pities me
>suddenly the boss gives me an unexpected push get a chance to go to law school
>manage to do unbelievably well out of nowhere and get myself over huge to the surprise of the crowd and my family
>end up becoming a main eventer and drawing thousands of dimes in scholarships
>land the championship level job with the top promotion to the chagrin of the backstage politickers
>get married to the long term valet in a feel good pop
>continuing to draw thousands of dimes with high paying employment
>no one knows that I am a huge fucking weeaboo faggot that posts on japanese image boards

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>Get dream job this year.
>Probation period is coming to an end and so I plan a party with my friends as I expect to have a CONTRACT SIGNING and solidify my place in the department.
>Get told "I'm not the right fit" and get future endeavoured.
>Have to go through with the party and now I'm a job seeker.

>>2624866
Damn, arranging a fucking party for yourself before you know your fate, setting yourself up for the swerve.

>>2624870
https://youtu.be/8WNg2qj3AR0?t=2m19s

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>Be me
>Be a lower midcarder all my life, constantly getting ribbed by jocks in developmental
>Turn 18+
>Finally graduate from developmental
>Hit the weights, take a shower and get a clue
>Become an upper midcarder
>Finally reach the College Main Roster
>Try work a storyline with QT in two of my classes, that went to the same highschool developmental as me since that's the only person I knew
>Upcoming Freshman Party PPV
>I'm booked in QT MITB ladder match vs another freshman jobber and a Senior Chad Main Eventer who had his Frat Stable members with him at ringside
>All three of us trying to climb the ladder to win the QT from my highschool developmental briefcase
>See that Big Match Chad was going over and is climbing the ladder
>Leave the ring and head backstage knowing that I'm going to lose the match
>QT briefcase follows me outside and says that she was looking for me all night, qt is talking about how much those frat guys were jerks trying to her drunk and she wanted to go back her dorm backstage locker-room
>I somehow end up winning the match and have the MITB now with me
>Walking with QT briefcase back to the dorm backstage locker-room area
>Get the courage to finally cash in my MITB for the Sex World Championship
>Try to hit my finishing move and go for the pin, but she kicks out and buries me
>"Haha Oh wow Anonetty, I didn't know you liked me like that, I thought you were gay... wow you must be really drunk, goodnight"
>Stalk her on facebook the following day and she's making fun of me with all the other highschool developmental jocks who ribbed me and see that she is now friends with Big Match Chad
>I no show the following live class events dates that I had booked with her
>Guidance Counselor of Talent Relations pulls me aside into his office and tell me that i'm going to get fired since my ratings were low
>I quit the College Federation, moved back to Mom's indy house fed as a jobber and constantly think about working myself into a shoot in the head.

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>dad offered me to be the face of the company...TWICE
>botched every promo and matches
>dad stopped pushing me
>2 months free loading in the locker room
>anon come to my office
>ok
>i think you don't have what it takes to be in this company
>got future endeavored
>try the indies
>it didn't work because im nota flippy shit
>getting desperate
>sell my kidney for shekels
>move states
>try the indies again
>ok anon i think you have what it takes
>now working at a bingo hall

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>win the college financial aid in the bank briefcase
>go over clean on all my courses the first week of college
>get told by management that i look too strong therefore need a depush
>put over some poorer nigger and lose the briefcas
>in debt and now jobbing weekly in all my courses

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>tfw had a great gimmick in high school promotion
>leader of a popular stable
>memorable 4.0 title run that lasted almost 2 years
>get called up to the big college fed
>1st year big push doesn't pan out
>ratings drop to 2.0
>2nd year comedy dancer gimmick
>get future endeavor'd after only RECORD LOW 1.8 gpa
>back to home promotion: mom and dad's house
>tfw now lifetime jobber of the Anonsons family

>>2624794
>they stiff the crap out of you for "disrespect" even though you didn't have a choice in the booking

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>you're the janetty of your family/friends
>you're the jobber in life, low card at most

>>2624886
Top keks

> Dad hoped of continue his legacy started by my grandfather, him, and uncle
> Go indy
> lucky to get booked at bingo halls
> Swallow pride, sell out
> Join territorial alliance
> Become student of the game
> Feel like future jobber while fellow students seem like future midcarders and main eventers
> Still a bigger draw than I was in the indies though

>>2624430
>Paying money to live in a place he'll never own

wew

>be part of a friends stable
>form tag team with one of the friends
>have a tag team break-up angle with them, real heat because he thinks I work too stiff and I think he's been no-selling me
>both of us are still part of the stable
>have to hang out with other stable members when the other isn't around

It's really awkward to work with.

>>2624695
nice thumbnail

>>2624866
literally worked yourself into a shoot

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>going to have a wizard gimmick if I don't win the big one soon

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> great chemistry with every tag team partner I've ever had
> Creative would always split us up and put us in different rosters at the start of the new season
> spent my time as a singles star in the collegeweight division and avoided the territory lifestyle instead
> work dark matches exclusively now

Am I the JTG?

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SO I'M HAVIN A CHEESEBURGER WITH BRUCE PRICHARD AND THAT FUCKIN HUMAN SACK OF GORILLA SHIT VINCE RUSSO, AND THIS WAS RIGHT AROUND THE TIME I WAS REALIZIN WHAT A FUCKIN WASTE OF OXYGEN FUCKIN RUSSO WAS, AND RUSSO STARTS FUCKIN EEKIN AND OOKIN LIKE A PRIMATE AT THE FUCKIN ZOO ABOUT THIS ANGLE HE WANTS TO DO WITH ANONYMOUS.

HE SAYS "BRO, BRO I GOT AN IDEA BRO, LETS BOOK ANONYMOUS TO LOSE HIS HAIR AND WORK A JOB HE HATES UNTIL HE FINALLY KILLS HIMSELF" AND I SAY FUCK, VINCE IF YA WANNA MAKE THE GUY GO BALD LETS AT LEAST BOOK A FUCKIN HAIR MATCH, HAVE AN UP AND COMIN BABYFACE GO OVER AND SELL SOME TICKETS. BUT THAT FUCKIN MOUTHBREATHING RUSSO SAYS NO BRO, BRO THATS FAKE WRESTLIN BRO, NO ONE TAKES THAT STUFF SERIOUSLY ANYMORE BRO.

THIS FUCKIN MORON, HE'D NEVER BEEN TO A REAL WRESTLIN SHOW TIL HE CONVINCED THAT FUCKIN AUTISTIC BILLIONAIRE VINCE MCMAHON THAT HE COULD WRITE, HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS DOIN. HE WANTS TO WORK IN THIS FUCKIN BULLSHIT, BAD TASTE "GENETICS" ANGLE WHICH WASN'T GONNA DRAW FLIES IF YOU DIPPED IT IN SHIT. AND HIS BUTTBUDDY ED FERRARA, WHO WAS FUCKIN CUTTIN RUSSO'S BURGER FOR HIM LIKE THE CALIFORNIA ASSHOLE HE WAS, HE STARTS RAVING LIKE A GODDAMN MADMAN ABOUT HOW CUTTIN EDGE IT IS. I SAID FINE, IN THE INTEREST OF TRYIN TO SALVAGE THE ANGLE, BUT DON'T PUT HIM IN A SHIT JOB HE'S NEVER GONNA ANY FUCKIN HEAT EVER AGAIN
COUGH
BECAUSE YA SEE, ANONYMOUS WAS ALREADY A FUCKIN LOW CARD JOBBER BUT WE REALLY NEEDED SOMEONE FOR DR. DEATH TO WORK WITH TO WORK AFTER THAT GODFORSAKEN BRAWL FOR ALL TANKED HIS INITIAL PUSH AND ANONYMOUS WAS SLOTTED FOR IT BUT WE NEEDED TO MAKE HIM CREDIBLE. I SAID VINCE, NO ONES GONNA TAKE THE FUCKIN GUY SERIOUSLY IF HE'S WORKIN FOR JUST ABOVE MINIMUM WAGE AT ALMOST 30. AND THAT FUCKIN BROOKLYN WHATEVER THE FUCK DROOLIN, BUGEYED IDIOT HE FUCKIN SAYS THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER, ITS ALL FAKE ANYWAYS. I SAID VINCE, ITS REAL TO THE FUCKIN FANS.

SO ANONYMOUS GOT BURIED AND WAS NEVER ON TV AGAIN BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKIN RUSSO.

>>2624886
10/10

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>had a bright future in developmental
>was going to take my turn in the Japanese feds to sharpen my skills
>tfw buried by IBS
>tfw jobbin to life ever since

>Tfw destined to be midcarder for life

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>Low to mid card in high school, with occasional upper mid card runs and tag runs with girls (if you know what I mean)
>Gets called up to university
>Low to mid card still, no tag runs, but upper mid carders and main eventers from high school will occasionally chat me up and say I was actually cool and deserved a push.

>born in to a family of main eventers
>set to be a third generation superstar and continue my family's and more specifically my Father's legacy
>disappoint everyone by only ever making it as a comedy furry jobber

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>top main eventer at my workplace federation
>make good money
>smokeweedeveryday.jpg
>get randomly wellness'd one day
>refuse to piss dirty
>forced to leave the fed by handing in resignation
>now work at an indy fed for a hot dog and a coke

Don't do drugs, kids.

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>>2624886
Bruh.

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>>2624322
>join fed
>qt in fed.
>qt is also a valet for a tweener chad from next territory over
>missed out on qt opportunity by 2 weeks damn
>oh well, can still pay dues, start lifting etc
>smarks (inc numerous family members) try pushing me/qt angle for 2 years.
>refuse invasion angle, but do some backstage politics in case opportunity shows up
>my own partnership angles fail to draw dimes
>valet/chad partnership looks like splitting, watch qt spit numerous shoot promos on chad
>book some dates in her hometown territory
>look like going over
>swerve.png late minute booking change, chad retains qt
>qt eventually leaves fed, goes fulltime in chad federation
>unsure if any future angles will ever pop the crowd
>probably too old now anyway

>working ultra non pg programme with sister for a number of months
>dad calls meeting with the whole promotion
>tries to end the programme, threatens to fire me
>later mom tells us to keep working the programme as long as we work safe
>month later mom inserts herself into the programme with an unsanctioned unscheduled shower match
>dad finds out and cries backstage but refuses to leave promotion
>guess I'm fucking going over
>BEHOLD THE KING, THE KING OF KINGS

>>2625274
Your dad is a mark with no place in the business. Tell him to pay his dues and try again in a decade.

> cringeworthy and painfully unfunny /asp/ autism thread
Its like i never left

>>2625241
Especially this pathetic redditor
All of that effort for a redddit post. The state of you

best thread since mk general

>>2625283
Hi redddit!

>>2625281
He is pretty green, might just have him valet for the new me and mom tag team, then fire him if he ever tries to go over

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>>2625282
worked beyond comprehension

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>Monday Night WORK
>tag team partner snorts heroin in the bathroom and no-shows
>my shift is now a 16-hour iron man match

>>2625293
> le werked xd
Lol the state of you lad

> all that effort
> for that
Lmao

>>2625318
>lad

lol it's truly horrific that muricans try using English chav terminology

>>2625282
>I don't interact with people so I've got nothing to add.

>Be 10.
>Mom and Dad written off tv for weekend.
>Booked to job to 16-year-old heel babysitter.
>Worked into a shoot.
>Make accusation that babysitter is unsafe worker and that she would fail wellness test.
>Mom and dad worked into a shoot.
>Babysitter forced to relinquish money in the bank briefcase.
>10 years later.
>Start working at small fed.
>Heel babysitter invasion angle.

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>turn 18+
>mom heel gives new birth
>janetties me right out of the womb

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>>2625316
>work

>>2625357
Nice projection reddditor

Protip
Upvoting isnt social interaction

>>2624489
>tfw just quit my job at subway
I can already see his posts in my mind

Reddit, please include me in the screencap.

>>2624886
Holy kek

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>>2625274
Your mom is fucking based, dude.

>>2625509
Kill yourself tripfaggot, but there is a shitload of plebbit in this thread.

>comedy enforcer gimmick in school
>autist gimmick in high school
>main-eventer in college
>now stuck at home promotion
>no other promotions will take me because there's always that fucker with years of experience who gets booked for the same thing
>at least I have a stable of friends
>plus a family stable who are too distracted feuding with neighboring stables and jobber sister to worry about me
I can wrestle in peace for the time being

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>jobber for life
>barely featured
>no reputation at all
>get given a second chance in life despite despite having done nothing to deserve it
>still do nothing
>get a main event chance due to sheer luck
>will probably fuck this one up too
>everybody hates me

>>2625802
>>2625509
both of you can go fuck right off, losers
fucking sick of plebbit coming here like vultures

>>2625810
SEETHING

>always have to hot tag someone cause I can't get the job done

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>call someone a reddit poster
>must post on reddit to know what a reddit poster is

>tfw you will be nothing but enhancement talent forever, whose sole reason for existing is to make everyone else look good by comparison

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>tfw I found out that my parents didn't mean to sign me and tried to cut me from developmental

> pushed as the top babyface for being the youngest of a big family
> made to look like the underdog
> everyone except the bosses (mom and dad) boo me
>

>>2624815
If only WM19 had turned out that way...

>>2625810
> Reddit screencaps our fun for their amusement
> Therefore we cannot have our own fun.

Smarks really are easier to work than marks.

>5'5
>not even on the damn roster

life a bitch

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>>2624378
>>2624368

These are pretty good.

>>2624322
>cuck

>that one kid that dropped from the rafters to get to class

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>botch a blade job in a Mow The Lawn For Dad match
>parents think you did it on purpose and keep you on the chores storyline to teach you a lesson

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>>2624776

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>>2626256
Sure it's not dirtsheetz?

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>jobber to lower mid card for a major fed
>get paired up with a new valet due to some mistake in booking, somehow the pairing works
>become dissatisfied with having to put over the new talent constantly
>valet convinces me to quit the fed and work the bingo halls until I find a place to get my main event push

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>tfw the next few shows and the PPV will decide most of your career
These two weeks will be hell, not sure if the underdog will win this one

>>2624862
MUH nigga

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>religious gf made me pay my dues before the main event push
>friends think that I should try the indies
Should I grab the brass ring? I don't want to throw years of hard work for something that could end with me in a bingo hall.

>Be me
>Get buried by God at birth and get a wheelchair gimmick
>Parents decide to send me to the Cripple dev. territory
>Learn some sick mic skills
>Eventually time to leave my cripple peers and go to regular territory with this shit gimmick
>Buried to dark card in regular dev. during adolescence
>eventually move to Post-Secondary Promotion
>Owner throws me a bone for being loyal and I get an om screen qt gf
>Decides to make me turn heel and break her heart
>Back to the dark card
>tfw God is gonna future endeavor me before 45

>about to complete a huge drug deal with the mobs
>fucking dave meltzer had sources, we get ambushed by the cia

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>Working for large 2nd tier retail federation
>Upper midcarder, always pop the crowd
>Liked backstage, fans rate my matches 5/5 consistently
>Promoter boss says my matches need to be quicker, doesn't like my technical masterpieces
>She's trying to appeal to the flippyshit crowd
>Keep my gimmick and keep working my matches, always get MOTN
>Main PPV of the year comes around and I'm booked to win the annual bonus championship
>Plans change last minute, no championship
>Take time off and work for a small Indie fed for a while
>Return to a huge babyface pop
>Work at a main event level with promise of a championship run
>New storyline plan comes in from HQ, scripted promos, time limited matches, higher ticket prices
>Go into business for myself and cut a shoot promo on the boss and the federation
>Then suddenly
>Get a call from the biggest fed in the business
>I'm going to the big leagues
>Last match is a match with the boss, I go over and she turns babyface in the process
>Get put into the federations hall of fame
>Leave with the Crate of Beer championship for my troubles
>After I leave all but two of the guys working there leave
>They have to call up a bunch of anti-draws
>Fed is drawing less and less dimes by the day
>mfw I was the face of the company all along

>>2628348
Stick with it, anon, management has big plans for you. A cheap pop on the indies won't draw the dimes of a long-term angle with a feel-good pop in the title match.

>gf turns heel and I lose the title after a 4 year reign
>win rematch weeks later

>Be me
>Comedy Jobber face getting utterly buried by heels for almost all of K-12 developmental
>Turn heel the last two years, start cleaning up, but career damage from all that burial stays with me forever
>Start slow-burn feud with anxiety disorder
>Going over classes on the regular in the big leagues, start getting run-in/beat-downs by anxiety
>Anxiety gets over, I'm future endevored. Fuck this company.
>Going for the Associates title in the community indies
>More run-ins. Fight dirty to get the title, but injured in the process, never do anything with it
>Never actually had a proper pin-or-submit match with anxiety. Entire gimmick is run-ins.
>Become "Good hand" low-midcard worker in office job division
>Guess who runs in.
>Buried.
>Say "Fuck this whole industry" and retire in my twenties

>Do pretty well the first few weeks in developmental
>People think I will be the top face in the future
>Few people on the locker room starts politicking against me
>Soon enough the entire roster hates me
>Stop giving a shit about my performance
>Called to the big leagues
>No show, contract ends
>Don't join any fed for a couple of years
>Eventually join small indy fed with a new comedy gimmick
>Performance is shit but loved by the biggest backstage group in the company

> Be me
> Doing jobs for the indies of my industry
> Get tired of it and eventually shoot on the GM and Owner in an email detailing why I should get a raise
> Get the raise and moderate push
> Get a dark match with the WWE of my industry
> Meltzer gives the resume/dark match *****
> Give the indies my two week notice
> Put my coworker over big time on my way out of the company
> Come into the new company for double what I was making before and with a main event push