What does she see in him?

>Good looks
>Good performer
>Personable
>Draws dimes

Everything.

she's like a 6/10 so it's not like she's THAT hot or anything

He's probably the best heel in the company, and clearly a top tier mic/charisma worker... if you're that good on mic in front of a crowd and in front of a camera you're going to be really personable and even more charismatic behind the scenes and in real life

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>>2619804
Have sex.
Take a shower.
Lift weights.
Get a clue.

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Mizanin is a poon hound.

This is his ex.

He's an alpha. He might not be the biggest or the most talented, but he's still charismatic and knows how to be good at his job which women like, a hard worker.

>>2619799
dude has charisma, and he's rich.

it's pretty easy

>>2619804
tippers

Probably has the best life of everyone in the company.

>great on the mike
>never gets injured
>no threat of getting released
>Has had the most momentum this past year
>throws yearly gigantic party for all the others
>has acted in countless movies in the main role
>doesn't need to harm his body with roids
>hot wife
>gets to do funny sketches in costumes

>>2619847
he really is one of the few remaining reasons to watch WWE

>>2619804
lmao

>>2619847
kek
>>2619909
you´ve got serious problems


This guy never gonna have a decent match, just for been funny with the mic doesnt mean he is good, is just a Hollywood toy, 0 talent but 100% comercial so it werks.

Its funny if you like like, ok, no problema but he is talentless fag and represents the opposite of pro wrestling he is just a entertaiment product

>>2619799
Based Miz has an epic cock.

>>2619917
>This guy never gonna have a decent match
All you need to do now is talk about muh Omega vs muh Okada

>>2619917
>being worked this hard by one of the last remaining pure heels of the wwe

>>2619799
Am I the only one who wants to fuck Maryse while she's roleplaying as Nikki Bella?

>>2619931
nope. She looks hot as fuck

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>>2619917
>funny

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Someone post that long Miz pasta.

>>2619799
money

>>2619990
>she doesn't have her own money somehow

Are you retarded?

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>>2619999
Considering her business venture in luxury lingerie ("house of Maryse") flopped, she could use some backup

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>>2619951
>Chiseled body
>1.88m
>'Money maker' good looks
>Perfect white teeth
>Beautiful blue/green eyes
>Amazing sense of fashion
>God tier mic worker
>Movie star
>Great actor
>Good friends with John Cena
>Main evented Wrestlemania
>Never lost a singles match at Wrestlemania
>BTFO his haters
>Worked hard to achieve his childhood dream
>Earned the respect of the locker room despite being sneered at upon signing
>Always willing to put people over
>So good he managed to get John Morrison over
>So good he managed to get Alex Riley over
>So good he managed to get Damien Sandow over
>So good he managed to get Cena vs Rock over
>So good he managed to get Dolph Ziggler over
>So good he launched Daniel Bryan's career despite him being a manlet
>Greatest Intercontinental champion of all time
>Best Figure Four Leglock in the business
>Host of Miz TV, the greatest talkshow in history
>Works the smarks
>Works the marks
>Works the anti-smarks
>Works 300+ days every single year with no injury
>Works 4+ star matches on the reggie
>Carried 3 no psychology indy midgets to a 5 star match
>Delivered promo of the decade
>Worked Renee Young
>Worked Dean Ambrose
>Worked Dolph Ziggler
>Worked Daniel Bryan
>Worked CM Punk
>Worked Chris Benoit
>Worked JBL
>Worked Alberto Del Rio
>Worked Layla's labia
>Married Maryse
>Net worth is over $5 million
>Will have a long and fruitful career as a manager, commentator or even actor, while CM Punk has to kill himself wrestling for outlaw promotions to fund AJ Lee's boyfriend's son through college

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>>2620022
BASED

he was bully for like 10 years in the locker room because wrestlers are so fucking marks for fake fighting they couldn't stand him. turns out he's more over than half of them now lmao ty based miz

>>2619799
He has a legit 9 inch dick.
That's what.

>>2620022
BASED
Really, how much of a obese smark you must be to hate this man?

He plays John Cena better than John Cena does.

>>2620017
>she's in real estate
>she's in need of money

Choose.

>>2620022
>The most MUST SEE talkshow in WWE history.
>Welcome to!....
MIZ T.V.

>>2619917
He carried Dolf to a 5 star match at No Mercy ya dork.

Whats funny about that match is Miz losing the belt felt a lot more tragic than Dolph being fired. Its why i got so invested in it. Miz should have tbqh but great nonetheless.

>>2620039
proof?

>>2620059
>I'm a finder
>I'm a keeper
>I'm not a loser
>And I ain't no leaker.

Y'all know the thing with Batistas dick? Supposedly Miz' dick is rather big, like 10+ inches. Maryse is just a size queen.

>>2620063
Miz dick is almost two of my dicks.
I seent it.

>>2620065
So 2cm then.

>>2620073
Nah.
I've got a pretty cool dick.

>>2620050
She buys houses with Miz's money, renovates them with Miz's money and sells them for profit.

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>>2619847
>throws yearly gigantic party for all the others
ywn get to go to this epic wrestling party. Why even live, lads?

>>2620085
>She buys houses with Miz's money

She was in real estate before she even married the Miz, you mark.

Is it possible to achieve mic skills of his level? Or the hair?

>>2619799
Miz just happened to be the first to get her. Maryse would have attached herself to any male wrestler. Guaranteed.

>>2620050
It's called avarice.

>>2620123
What would be the wrong if I ate her pussy?
I wouldnt put my whack in her.
Just tongue her pussy is that so rape?

>>2620123
>first to get her
she got SWAGGED

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>>2619804
kek

>>2620107
By "in real estate" do you mean made millions of dollars in real estate? Otherwise it's not an argument against her being a gold digger.

You mean what does he see in her? She's 10 years past her peak, while he's still in his.

>>2620368
>By "in real estate" do you mean made millions of dollars in real estate?

Yes, you retard.

>>2620123
see
>>2619816

BASED KING OF SAFE STYLE

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>>2619804

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>>2619802
>Good looks

He looks like a smug toothy frog.

>>2621274
Get a clue nerd

>>2621274
girls like that

>>2621220
Bro, she didn't make millions of dollars flipping houses.

Plus she got her real estate license in 2013, her and Miz married in 2014. I doubt she went from fresh license to millionaire in a years time.

>>2621305
>Plus she got her real estate license in 2013, her and Miz married in 2014.

She was a millionaire before she got married to the Miz, Russo.

>>2619799
I'm no homo, but I think Miz has a cock worth sucking

>>2619917
fuck off.. Miz cut the best promo in PG Era and he and KO are currently the best heels in the business

Dollar signs.

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>>2621274
Is he /ourguy/?

OP versus Miz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz3kY6r5_o8

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>>2620022
>tfw that's all true

>>2619804
Shower, height, weight, clue. You know the drill

>>2619799
Has he ever had a memorable match? I don't remember any.

>>2621649
it's not his job to have good matches it's his job to work you

>>2620022
>Bryan was the only star the WWE has created in a decade
>Miz was the one who got him over

Based.

>>2619917
>I watch wrestling for the technical workrate and crisp dropkicks
Holy shit, state of Neowooaspies.

>>2621652
This a thousand times. Miz is the best at his job in the wwe hands down. He doesn't wrestle flashy because he's the truest of all heels. His only goal is 100% total disdain.

>>2619799
Maryse is just a generic blonde bimbo with bad fake tits. Miz is a Greek God who oozes talent from every pore on his body. If I was Maryse I would worship Miz too.

>>2619799
Is the Miz the most successful post reality show contestant ever?

>>2619816
He also did Layla.

>>2621695
Based King of Safe Style working the marks, working the smarks and working the anti-smarks.

Hollywood Mike has never had time off injured.

He came to play.

>>2619816
He definitely is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYXKUgfnNzA

>>2621225
Miz should come out with a King of Safe Style shirt

>>2622889
>in reality TV he's the jock
>in WWE he's the bullied manlet

Pottery.

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Miz had her leave the WWE because ADR was giving the girls' locker room a great thrashing with his Mexicock, leaving the Miz to try and BEFRIEND Alberto in hopes it would keep him from dicking Maryse down.
Long story short, that didn't work.
ADR fucked the shit out of Maryse and there was nothing Miz could do about it.

ADR has talked about Miz in shoot interviews, calling him a punk and a nobody, basic burial shit. Funny, too, because you can see the Miz trying to ride ADR's dick at the WM 27 press conference, while ADR is thinking, "Fucking puto, I'll fuck his bitch, again, later tonight."

Bottom line: ADR fucks.

>>2623151
Hi Alberto!

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>>2623153
Alberto? hmm yeah nah, bro, he fucked her.
He fucked the shit out of that locker room

>>2623157
Sure thing Alberto.

>>2623151
>posting your cuckshit fantasies

SEETHING

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He fucked her, why are you acting so blown the fuck out?

Are you, dare i say, mad? upset, even?

>>2623151
Alberto only fucked himself over

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>>2623190
explain, please.

>>2620056
Dolph actually put a hell of a show too.

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>>2619802
>draws dimes

He survived the locker room bullying era and got Vince to like him enough for a main event tryout.

Like HHH he's just a good dude when it comes to personality.

>>2622889
Coral vs. Miz at Wrestlemania.

https://youtu.be/G_qja9Otjrg?t=4m7s

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>>2623151
>>2623180

Big deal. He was getting poon inside and outside of WWE before he settled down with Maryse.

Meanwhile, ADR ended up with Euro slag.

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>>2623151
Speaking of cucks and used goods...

>>2619799
Remember Miz is pure
>“So we’re rehearsing one day it and he’s just so proper and like a little corn-fed Ohio boy that I just thought this would be really funny. I completely took off my whole top and went topless,” McCord recently told Daily Dead.
>“So Mike comes running down the stairs in rehearsal, throws open the door because he’s going full-tilt, like as if it’s really being filmed, and when he opened the door, it was the best thing ever. I’m sitting there like, ‘Hi’ He freaked out, almost like he was the worst person for having seen my t–s at that moment and it was really funny. The whole movie was just f–king around with everybody, we all had a lot of fun and I hope I actually did something good in it. Mike’s face that day, though, was just the absolute best!”

>>2624000
What a slut

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>>2619804
(You)

>>2623958
throwback to when i couldn't tell them apart

>>2624000
>Maryse corrupting Miz innocent mind
just like my doujins

>>2624000
A pure married man, Like based AJ.

>>2619799
>ywn be as carelessly alpha as Based Miz

why even live?

>>2621706
post her tits and ill decide

$$$

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>>2624420
Personally I don't think they're that bad, it's a clearly doctored photo but they look even

>>2619804
lmao some dumb fucking stuff gets said about women on this board but damn

>>2619810
>>2619846
>>2619914
>>2620364
>>2621228
>>2621636
>>2624029
>leave m'lady be
Pathetic white knights. You belong on reddit.

>>2625356
>you belong on reddit
The most reddit response. Well done.

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>>2619804
>she's like a 6/10

>>2625328
Photoshopped from hell and back.

>>2619917
he literally had one last raw

>>2619804
BASED

>>2625484
yeah but if it was a botch job playboy wouldn't have her pose nude in the first place

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>>2620022

>good friends with Cena

there is real life beef with them and the bellas

either way Mizzy is based

>>2625650
>good match
>carried by Indy Darlings

>>2624111
Beat me to it

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>>2619804
>Maryse
>6/10

>>2625328

gross shes all naked and stuff this is a freaking family forum... my nephew comes here you sick pervert

He's funny, has charisma, and confidence, even if he wasn't rich he'd probably be outdoing himself based on looks alone.

>>2626802
>spot monkeys that were getting crickets in their previous match ups
>finally get huge pops when facing the Miz

Nothing like a good heel to make the babyfaces go over.

>>2627684
He still can't wrestle tho.

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>>2619917
>REAL wrestling is when some idiot gook headbutts himself into retiring

>>2628551
marks that can wrestle like daniel bryan get used up whores like brie bella

>>2629071
This, remember she has tattoo dedication to her ex who WOULD be in Bryans position if he didn't job to Death. Bryan is the backup.

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>>2628551
>muh work rate
>giving this much emphasis on who fake fights the best

c. punk

What is Mickie James gimmick?

>>2631122
reformed sloot

wrong thread poster

>>2631122
Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich girl.

>>2631122
arbys

>>2623151
FACTS

Miz is a frat boy douche.

Of course he has ended up with a French (Canadian) model.

>>2623151
>current wife to be is paige
l m a o

The Miz is an alpha chick magnet. Did any of you watch all the reality tv he was on back in the day? Dude slayed so much puss, had a different lay each season, had girls fighting over him irl, etc. Based af charisma

>>2632081
Welcome back, Alberto.

>>2625328
do all divas have shitty tits?

>>2619931
My dick was so diamonds then.