I'll start
Big Match AJ Styles
In ring:
>Best wrestler in the work
>Great promos
>No stupid unnecesary flippy shit , just great spots
>Intensity
>Great storytelling in the ring
Out the ring:
>Religious man
>Loyal housewife , would never cheat on her
>Family man
>Beautiful daughter
>3 athletic sons
>Right winged
>Voted Trump
>Disgusts degeneracy
>S I X S T A R S
>I
>X
>S
>T
>A
>R
>S
>a male athlete surrounded by women in peak condition would never cheat
Are people this naive? Only a beta wouldn't get his dick wet
Based
Aj really is the GOAT
>>2619029
BASED
>>2619039
>Great body
>Great wrestler
>Charismatic
>Great promo
>decent height
>Fucks jap bitches regularly
>Fucks ibushis boipucci regularly
>most popular wrestler not in the E
there's your argument faggot
>>2619094
>Great body
Good
>Great Wreslter
Good
>Charismatic
Nah
>Great promo
Nope
>Decent height
Good
>Fucks jap bitches regularly
Doubt it
>Fucks ibushis boipucci regularly
Yeah
>Most popular wrestler not in the E
Young bucks are more popular than Kenny beta
>>2619124
>Young Bucks are more popular
Hi Nick/Matt
>>2619094
>Charismatic
eh. not really. his promos are pretty cringey. he whispers and has a weird cadence to it.
>Fucks jap bitches regularly
makes me jello as fuck famm
>>2619124
>Fucks ibushis boipucci regularly
is this some secret fantasy faggot?
>>2619283
Nope, it was pretty much accepted thing when they had those legendary runs in DDT that made DDT into bigger promotion.
>great ring worker
>is good face as well as hell
>speaks in 5 languages
>animal lover
>handsome
>100% natural body
>ultra strenght
>>2620006
>good as heel
debatable
>>2619026
>>Religious man
That pretty much takes him out of the "GOAT" category immediately.
>>2620013
>atheist wrestling fan
I can smell you from here
>>2620013
>>2620019
Yeah, my intelligence and good education are hard to hide.
>big boy
>over as fuck where ever he goes
>scares children, protects the business
>GOAT finisher
>no one has a bad thing to say about him
>been in the ring with all the modern legends
>can do comedy wrestling without being pure cringe
>friends with Greg
>GOAT twitter
>not in the WWF
>hunk
>>2620027
Kek
>Chiseled body
>1.88m
>'Money maker' good looks
>Perfect white teeth
>Beautiful blue/green eyes
>Amazing sense of fashion
>God tier mic worker
>Movie star
>Great actor
>Good friends with John Cena
>Main evented Wrestlemania
>Never lost a singles match at Wrestlemania
>BTFO his haters
>Worked hard to achieve his childhood dream
>Earned the respect of the locker room despite being sneered at upon signing
>Always willing to put people over
>So good he managed to get John Morrison over
>So good he managed to get Alex Riley over
>So good he managed to get Damien Sandow over
>So good he managed to get Cena vs Rock over
>So good he managed to get Dolph Ziggler over
>So good he launched Daniel Bryan's career despite him being a manlet
>Greatest Intercontinental champion of all time
>Best Figure Four Leglock in the business
>Host of Miz TV, the greatest talkshow in history
>Works the smarks
>Works the marks
>Works the anti-smarks
>Works 300+ days every single year with no injury
>Works 4+ star matches on the reggie
>Carried 3 no psychology indy midgets to a 5 star match
>Delivered promo of the decade
>Worked Renee Young
>Worked Dean Ambrose
>Worked Dolph Ziggler
>Worked Daniel Bryan
>Worked CM Punk
>Worked Chris Benoit
>Worked JBL
>Worked Alberto Del Rio
>Worked Layla's labia
>Married Maryse
>Net worth is over $5 million
>Will have a long and fruitful career as a manager, commentator or even actor, while CM Punk has to kill himself wrestling for outlaw promotions to fund AJ Lee's boyfriend's son through college
>>2620230
Hi Mike.
lol aj is always surrounded by divas
>>2620006
BASED AS FUCKING FUCK
>>2619094
You left out
>wrestles blow-up dolls
>wrestles 10 year old Chinese girls
>acts like a salty faggot mark for himself on Twitter
>>2619026
CM Punk
In ring:
>Best wrestler in the work
>Great promos
>No stupid unnecesary flippy shit , just great spots
>Intensity
>Great storytelling in the ring
>Sells great, even in the UFC
Out the ring:
>Religious Man, worships himself
>>2619026
Anybody who thinks AJ Styles is a GOAT is a isn't knowledgable. He's current flavour of the month/year. Not a true GOAT. Doubt he ever will be.
>>2620019
ignore him
he makes a bad name for athiests
the ignorent stupid ones are the ones who make a big deal about other people's religions
>>2620470
>is a isn't knowledgeable
>>2620470
What is this grammar? A new kind of cancer?
>>2619094
>decent height
>he's 5'10 tops
what did you mean by this?
>>2621013
Nigguh what the fuck did YOU mean by this?
>>2621045
He's shorter than me in his boots and I'm officially a manlet
>>2619026
>beats up wrestlers
>beats up his wife
>>2619029
>in the ring
shit
>out the ring
daddy's kid
>the STATE of Roman """"""""fans""""""""
ITT: reddit
>>2620230
>tfw miz cracked your top 5 and is probably #3 behind >>2619036
and >>2619026
>>2619026
>Loyal housewife
>>2620230
based
>>2619026
Only thing you forgot was that he is a good brother.
>>2621150
>Worked into a shoot.