Wrestlers you want to blaze with

>>2615073

Benoit yourself faggot

>>2615073
CM Phil. That guy looks like he'd be a blast

>>2615079
That'd be a bad idea. What's wrong with rolling a banked doobie of some sticky gooey, and getting good and ripped in the crypt?

>>2615086
Sean Waltman is another one that comes to mind.

>>2615073
as a rational stoner myself i totally agree dude

Brian Kendrick

>>2615101
Can you imagine what it would be like to smoke with Vince? The shit he would come up with.

I wouldn't cause my job drug tests.

>>2615104
Vince would probably do some crazy shit and ruin the high like that asshole you knew in high school who would always set shit on fire when you blazed.

>>2615135
We had a kid named Aaron.
Dumb motherfucker.
>Be me
>Be a senior in high school
>Invite friends over to smoke hookah
>Dumb ass Aaron tries to pull the hose to him instead of leaning to it
>Knock over the hookah
>I had to pick up the coal with my bare fingertips and put it back in the tray.
The carpet had a round burn all the way to the padding.
Good thing I play guitar, so my fingertips are calloused as fucked.

>>2615141
That's what you get for smoking a hookah you flaming homosexual

>>2615157
I know, right? It was the trendy thing to do back then, man. My preferred methods have always been joints and knifers.

>>2615165
Reefer out of a hookah? Old school, good stuff. We made one out of pvc, aluminum foil and aquarium air line tubing once because we were retards like that

I thought you were talking about that skinny jean-wearing hipster fru fru berry hookah lounge faggotry. Sorry

And we all had an Aaron. Ours was named Paul

>>2615168
Oh fuck no dude. I've never smoked that bullshit and I never will.
I have a bong made from pvc and old lamp parts.
Since it was legalized in my state I generally just buy a pre-roll for 5 bucks, bust it open and roll my own joints.

>>2615073
My family met him at a local iHop and apparently he was super high. Never saw him because I was at school. Shit got me so mad.

>>2615102
Agreed. Dude is probably into conspiracies.

Hulk Hogan blazes on the daily brother, I'll bet he has some crazy stories.

>everyone wants to smoke weed with guys
the fuck is this boards problem?

i'd get high with sasha since she probably learned how to roll blunts from snoop, or becky because i bet she would be hilarious with her leprechaun voice

>>2615073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGBdsOOoiYQ

He came on a show we have on my country and nigga was hella blazed

>>2615838
I'd be down to smoke with some women too. Sasha can probably handle her shit. I'd love to watch Becky confuse herself trying to come up with puns baked as fuck.

>>2617523
Bongs are ultimate bait.
I used to take pictures of girls "milking it" so I could shop in dicks and upload it to /b/

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>>2615813
>probably
>he doesn't know
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HP52BJ2lKNo
Absolute GOAT.

>>2618031
Greatest.
Shoot.
Ever.

As a fan of Alex Jones dropping """""""""truth bombs""""""""""", this was the GOAT.
He's so fucking ate up!

I don't smoke weed, but if I did it would probably be with Kevin Owens. The munchies are a real thing right? We'd just snack on food and what not.

>>2618058
Kevin Owen's knows the best snacks.

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>>2615073
You know there's another version of 4chan that's dedicated to literally just weed and wrestling right? You would probably be in better company there since stoners usually get memed on here, I'm surprised your thread has gotten this many replies without being hit with a "DUDE WEED LMAO" yet.

With that said, it would definitely be Brian Kendrick. RVD seems like kind of a boring dick, I know he's really into weed but that doesn't automatically make him fun to smoke with. Kendrick seems like a fun dude who would be super entertaining to get baked with.

dude weed lmao

>>2619578
Uh, No! What is this magical site?

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>>2619880

http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/

>>2619890
Welp, I'm out of here.

>>2619906
You won't be missed

>>2619937
>>2619890
You just made a shitposter. Are you proud?
He'll go there for real discussion, and come here to shitpost
>BBD WORKING THE SMARKS
>BASE VINCE WORKING THE MARKS
He WON'T be missed, because he'll be here every day ruining every thread.
GJ anon

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>>2619965
Oh no, not another shitposter! The board will clearly suffer now!

>>2615086
Are you fucking retarded? He's straight edge, which means he only does coke, not weed.

>>2619972
This.
Who gives a shit?
Carter will remain.

>>2615602
>at IHOP
>Apparently high
He was high as fuck, anon.

>>2615073
Brock Lesnar.
He would be hilarious stoned.

Necro fucking Butcher seems like he would be the chillest dude on the planet.

>>2615135
I liked that kid yo....

What about Connor the Crusher?
That kid was inspirational, and his dad tried EVERYTHING to save him so you know he was eating that simpson oil.

>>2620088
Shut up nigga you ain't funny

>>2620096
I'm not trying to be funny.
Kids say the dardenst things. A baked kid that has faced his mortality?
That would be gold.
Please support Connor's Cure.

>>2615073
I want to smoke with Nia.
She's 6'1" 272
I'm 6'2" 245
Let the games begin.

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>>2615834
An actual legit Hogan quote;
>"A day without pot is like a day without sunshine brother."

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Gonna go smoke with Matt Riddle tomorrow night actually after he works my local indy.

>>2615104
I'd be too scared. Vince reminds me of GG Alin with a business degree

>>2620057
I get the impression hed be his typical silent serial killer self but sperg out violently at the slightest offset

>>2620342
Source? That's funny if true.

>>2615073
i Have smoked with RVD. He came to my work, coworker got had a joint. all had a good time. Pretty cool guy.

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>>2615073
I want to give him roofies and molest him consensually

>>2617523
Cringe

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>>2615073
GOAT

>>2621009
I'd smoke with New Jack if he didn't hate white people.

>>2621366
Him and Cornette are good friends

>>2621393
OKay, but he generally hates whitey, right?
Maybe he's chilled out but I remember interviews with him saying he want white people to die and whatnot. Maybe they were kayfabe, I thought they were shoots though.
Either way, if I did something to piss him off he might throw me off some rafters, or a balcony.

>>2621393
Because he's an authority figure white male aka a surrogate father for New Jack

>>2621410
Don't go working yourself into a shoot, now.

>>2615073
Gallows and Anderson is the correct answer

>>2615073
>RVDdontjizzonme
What did OP mean by this?

>>2615073
He smokes weed, not a vape you neckbeard virgin.

>>2621407
>kayfabe

I don't think new jack does kayfabe

>>2621824
lmao what the fuck

>>2615079
Trying too hard

>>2619937
Thank you.
Fuck you.
Bye!

>>2622569
neck yourself you passive aggressive little shit

>>2622575
I'm not little.
Are you from UK?

>>2622575
Russofag detected.

>>2620365
Nah man, I think the weed would calm him down and bring him out of his shell. That's what it did for me anyway.
I was a misanthropic bastard like most of the people on 4chan before weed.

Rob Van Dam isn't chill, in all his shoot interviews he actually seems like a very aggressive man who would kick your arse for looking at him wrong

>>2622668
I'm chill. I think he'd pick up on that and we'd have some good times. Me and RVD just playing the fuck out of Mario Kart 64.
If he did get pissed, I'd get pissed, and we'd end up fighting.
He'd probably kick my ass, but I'd at least give him a shiner.
I've got a lot of size on RVD, and he would expect me to know how to throw a jab.
I don't chicken wing that shit.
I'd jab him, and give him a quick right cross followed by a left hook (a la Frazier)
I don't think it would come to that, though.
RVD is chill.

>>2622775
Wouldn't expect me to know how to throw a jab*

>>2622775
>Left hook a la Frazier
No one will ever throw a left hook like Frazier.
Especially not some idiot posting on 4chan.

>>2622808
Frazier could have knocked out a polar bear.

back to wew, all of you degenerate scum

>>2623162
Fuck you. I don't know if you're a virgin neckbeard, but you're definitely a disappointment to your parents.
I'd get high with Mark and Michelle.

>>2624092
>Mark and Michelle.
cringe. benoit yourself

>>2624128
I'd smoke with you, too.

>>2615073
RVD would use all your weed though because he's so fucking immune to it

>>2624219
I'd get half an ounce if I was gonna be blazing with RVD. I learned how to make some really really strong budder from my mom's friend that used to have a medical dispensary, so I might do that too.

Honestly Roman, he seems chill irl

>>2624309
Roman seems chill as fuck.
I can't imagine losing an older brother.
If I was Roman I wouldn't be smoking at all for a while.

>>2624225
>Melt butter
>Put in weed
>Let simmer
What else is there?

>>2625397
What about the cannabinoids that are soluble in water, but not oil?

>>2625399
The water soaks up the terps.
You are green.

>>2622775
Jesus fucking cringe you remind of some actual retard on Kikebook bragging about taking down multiple gangbangers

>>2625405
I don't what any of that means.
I've never fought gangbangers, much less taken down multiple.
I have no doubt I COULD whoop several gangbangers (unless they had guns).
Let them have knives.
I always carry a blade.
Always.

>>2625409
Cringe

>>2625411
Do you not carry a blade at all times?

>>2621410
thisfag.
I always have a knife ready to go
>>2625415

>>2625423
Being 6'3" I don't need to worry.
I will never be viewed as an "easy target"

Sasha.
She'd hook me up with Snoop.
>Step up in this motha'fucker just'a swanging my hair

>>2615073
vince and its not even close

>>2625433
Nice dubs
>No chance!
>That's what you've got.

>>2615073
I'd rather burn them down with THE Brian Kendrick.
In one year alone he failed 13 tests for pot and paid anywhere between 1,000 to 2,500 dollars for each dirty.
That's some dedication to weed. Nothing against RVD he just seems like the go to answer.
TBK is the man.

>>2615141
What a dumb story

>>2621009
This stoners got a death wish.

>>2626010
Thanks! I'm really glad it resonated with you so profoundly!

>>2626001
WTF I love Brian Kendrick now?

>>2621850
he does.. his gimmick was supposed to hate white people

>>2629959
Well he worked the shit out of my ass, then. He genuinely scared the fuck out of me and all my friends in 3rd grade.

>>2630287
I'd smoke with big show just to see how much that fucker could toke.
He could probably one drag a full joint.

>>2622775
Shut your fatass up. Quit talking shit faggot, i bet your pussy ass never 420d.

>>2632091
I smoked pot for the first time when I was 15 and never looked back.
I honestly don't give a shit what you think. I'm only replying to let you know that marijuana is legal in my state, and I am currently enjoying a dank ass joint of some girl scout cookies.
>inb4 fatass smoking cookies.
No.
It's a strain.
You'd know that if YOU'd ever 420d

>>2632255
>worked into a shoot, brother

Memes aside, I really miss being able to smoke weed. I had a steady supply and smoked 5-6 days a week, but I had to quit cold turkey in order to get a better job. Shit sucks, man. It really helped me relax and even was therapeutic as I would realize I needed to change things about my life. Now I just drink too much.

>>2632315
For what it's worth my heart rate didn't increase or anything. I just stated a bunch of things to warrant possible (you)s because I'm a loser with no friends and /asp/ is my only source of human interaction other than the cashiers at the bank, weed, and convenience stores.

>>2632324
Is the job you quit for worth it?
Is your life better sans weed because of your job?

>>2632326
Shit I killed the thread.

>>2632482
Samefag here.
I'm pretty superstitious.
WWE sucks if I post in /asp/.

Nash or Zombie Rick Rude

>>2615073
I want to smoke with the Bellas and convince them to fuck each other.

>>2636161
I don't think you'd need to get them high first.

>>2636161
Based bellacest
>Muh dick

Fuck yeah weed