what's his endgame?

I love that he just sort of respectfully claps when they hit a spot or get a win.

GOAT

>>2614249
having sex

What if he's actually Carter?

>>2614249
To see The Ascension rise.

>>2614249

Why's Geddy Lee there with his mom?

>>2614249
His hair is fucking beautiful.

I like how he never even seems to be overly excited or angered by anything. Just respectfully watching the show.

>>2614249
His mum has a hell of a snout on her.

>>2614249
Isn't he some guy who lucked out on an internet startup, and instead of blowing it on drugs, he takes his mom to wwe events? The internet has so many rumors among the facts, it's hard to tell.

>>2614249
Has anything been confirmed about our favourite honorary /asp/ie?

Rumor has it he's a plant that travels around to all paper-views just to keep order in the front row.

Another rumor has it that he's the relative of someone who died in WWE line of duty, and he's carted around to any show he wants as recompence.

I sound like a fag but he's my favorite notable WWE fan because he isn't a shit head

>>2614269
/Thread

>>2614249
Him and his mom/whoever there are confirmed Ziggler fans. Maybe they're there every week, patiently waiting for the day he gets a sustained push. They'll die disappointed.

Chill dude with his mom

Very rich or in some relation to WWE

>>2614249

So, funny thing is I actually know this guy. Or know of him, we weren't friends. He went to highschool with my cousin. His name's Alex.

Senior year of highschool his Dad died. Heart problems, I think, or something like that. It was relatively quick. Got sick in like August and was dead by September.

Their family was pretty well off to begin with, my cousin lived in an upper middle class area, but apparently the Dad had a massive fucking life insurance policy, as well as whatever that thing is where your family doesn't get the money until you die or whatever? His Dad was old too, like in his 60's while this kid was in highschool. His mom is around that age now.

So him and his mom, the lady in the picture are set for life. I guess this is how he chooses to spend it.

At least he didn't sperged when WWE didn't mention him in the superfan list, unlike the clowncuck

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No wonder he can afford to go to all those shows

did smiley face green shirt guy died

>>2614440
SHALOM MAZEL TOV

>>2614440
Just to be sure, was his a Jew Joke?

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>>2614433
kek, this fucking fag.

>>2614440
((()))

>>2614249
How come he always gets to sit next to Bret hart?

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>>2614249
Hey, that's Stan and Alexandra!

My friend and I met them at the Royal Rumble show. We had noticed him in the front row of the past few shows because he looks oddly similar to all of my ex girlfriends (I told him that, if you're reading this, sorry buddy, although she looks more masculine than you). It became kind of a running gag whenever we saw them on camera so when he walked in front of us, we had to get a picture and an autograph. Apparently we weren't the first that night either. He's an incredibly nice guy, has a burning desire to be a famous fan and draw attention to himself and help others to enjoy the shows. The best kind of fan in my opinion!

>>2616118
did he ask for money like (from what I heard) Brock Lesnar fan does?

>>2615702
Do you have that screenshot when Frank sperged out over the loss of his wig.

>>2616132
Hmm... come to think of it, he did, but in a way you don't really notice it. I ended up giving him $70.

>>2616090
Kek the Shitman Fart reaching to new levels

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>>2616145
nigga are you joking?

>>2614429

Fuck off.

Their names are Simon and Alice. I met them before SS in Toronto.

I also think they are a couple.

>>2616118

Simon and Alice. Good job being wrong and making up stories.

>>2616155
>>2616161
If you keep saying it maybe someone will believe you, champ.

>>2616138
Unfortunately not. It was lulzworthy just because he went from threatening to beat the guy up to offering him money to get the thing back.

>>2616168

Alright, don't believe me then. Believe the two other posts with two different sets of names saying they know them.

>>2614249

To fuck Alice in every hotel room in North America.

At least he owns different clothes. I hate Bork guy and everyone else that wears the same shit every night.

GOAT universe member.

>>2616679
This. I hate those queers. Peter Steele guy and mom are best fans. They don't try to draw attention to themselves

based takahata101

>>2615702
Ahahaha

Poor dude

I like him better than sign guy, logo guy and that stupid clown.

>>2615702
He needs help.

>>2614380
hoping this is true.

>>2614249
just a true, solid fan. he likes the ascension and ziggler, so he has good taste on my book.

never tries to take any protagonism. just likes to watch wrestling.

>>2614249
to carry on the legacy of his father the Faith No More Guy

>>2616155
This. I sat next to them for SDL this past Feb and talked to him. His name is Simon.

>>2614249
Ascension get the titles.

>>2615702
>10 manias
>in 5 years

the autism

>>2616168
Nice LARPing, faggot.

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>>2614440
kek

>>2614390
Sat behind him at a show a few months ago. Super nice guy. Was sitting next to some young kids having a great time. He never yelled obscene shit or said anything kayfabe breaking, just politely sat and enjoyed the show. I get happy when I see him at shows because I know he's just enjoying the hell out of it without trying to get himself over.

>>2614373

I remember a while back him looking pissed off cause for a moment it looked like ascension might win a match and get a push, but they didn't.