I've had about enough. Where the fuck is he?

>>2612503
Running for political office.

>>2612503
literally just google it god damn man
but
>>2612505
this guy got you

>>2612505
I hope he doesn't get it so I can have Kane back

>>2612503
Still in Hell

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>>2612511
Gubernatorial you uneducated cur.

>>2612517
More like Goobernatorial, am I right?

>>2612519
Nice one

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>Kane gets to wrestle AND run for political office
>you can't do neither

>>2612505
so was Rhyno

why the fuck isnt he on tv?

>>2612528
Because he is super serial about it, fuck off.

>>2612524
Good thing he's running on a retard state. Any self respecting state would've laughed this fucker off.

I've literally heard nobody say bad things about Kane.
Not even Phil.
Even fucking Phil loves him, and Phil is an asshole.

>>2612528
Kane is a legit Republican libertarian new star in the political scene. This run could be the start of something major for him as long as his opponent doesn't remember Katie Vick.

>>2612524

>you can't do neither

You're putting a lot of pressure on me here, anon, but I suppose if I have to pick one

He might be fucking your mom.
He was fucking my mom last night.

>>2612621
Did he have a Big Red Dick?

>>2612624
She said
>Yeah. Stop asking me about his dick. It's weird. I'm your mother

>>2612626
You should ask her to let you join in next time.

>>2612632
Not into tagging family anon. Aside from that, even if I was inclined to fuck another man, I'd pick one I could overpower so I could fight them off if it went sour. Kane could rape me to death with very little effort, and I'm 6'3

>>2612637
Lanklet? Or fatty?

>>2612646
265.
I'm definitely fat. But I'm not fat like "holy shit he's fat."
Imagine what Kevin Owens would look like if he was 3 inches taller.

>>2612649
>Imagine what Kevin Owens would look like if he was 3 inches taller.

"Holy shit he's fat"

>>2612709
I was going to
>inb4
that, but I figured somebody really needed a win today. Congrats anon.
You made the joke.

>>2612503
Would it be retarded to assume 10 or so years from now Kane could be running for senate or something.

>>2612728
He could do it in the next election cycle and I'd be fine with it.

>>2612612
He better do his Kane entrance when he comes on stage for his inauguration

>>2612780
Just imagine the campaign from his opponent!
>He has admitted to being from hell
>He attempted to murder his own brother

Holy fuck nigga are posts getting deleted from the thread because a word was spelled incorrectly or because you can't say nigga in this bitch?

Posts are being deleted because they violate the LAW

>>2612528
Kane is old and takes it seriously.

>>2612797
Kane could rape you to death.

>Kane running for office on MUH REAGANOMICS

holy fuck either he's trying to swindle the idiots in his county or he needs to be checked for CTE

>>2612545
Kane is one of the friendliest in the industry, some may say he is too nice for his own good in moments like letting Roman break his RR streak and refusing multiple title runs.

>>2612612
He better hope his opponent doesn't pull out an apple

>>2612503
running for major

>>2613206
>letting Roman break his RR
You think he has any say in that sort of thing?

>>2613242
Kane has say in a lot of things, but keeps answering in the way that least benefits his career.

He would be an industry god right now if he hadn't said "Nah, Vince I don't want to be the top star of this company." at least twice

>>2613249
lol kane marks are so delusional

>>2613257
>thinking an Attitude Era staple who fulfills Vince's size fetish and is reliable in-ring doesn't have clout

Use your head for more than a fedora rack, kiddo

>>2613265
>an industry god
>a guy who can barely move, has a cornball gimmick, and is just stronk with a good sense of humor

Look around at who the industry ''gods'' are, they are Japs and guys like AJ and Omega. Working in the WWE doesn't make you a fucking god, it makes you a joke.

Kane is EXACTLY where he should be. The dude has never been a great worker, he just inhabits a pretty good character and has done it well for a long time.

>>2613287
>Kenny "Literally Who" Omega
>industry god

god japdrones live in their own little world

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>>2612540
Reminder that this happened

>>2613295
more so than literally anybody in the WWE dude, get with it. Kane is a fucking Lurch, he's a cartoon character, he would literally never be capable of being a so-called industry god and he only satisfies size queens like Vince and you. Vader is better than him in almost every way.

>>2612528
>>2612612
Rhyno is a tiny state senator from some meme town and kane is running for mayor of a medium sized town so he is trying hard

He's been nursing some injuries. He is pretty old.

>>2613379
Rhyno lost dearborn by 8000 votes as a republican. Thats a lot more impressive than kane campaigning in some shit heap southern hick city

>>2613419
I thought deerborn had tons of mudshits that vote blue?

>>2613442
Thats why its impressive. Wayne county was one of the most pro clinton counties in the whole country this last election

>>2613379
>>2613419
>>2613442
Knoxville has half a million people. How the fuck is that a medium-sized shit heap?

>>2613287
>Look around at who the industry ''gods'' are, they are Japs and guys like AJ and Omega.

t. weeb

NJPW is making gangbusters now in ticket sales and ratings yet they're still not one fourth the size of WWE.

>>2613301
>more so than literally anybody in the WWE dude, get with it.

Meanwhile, the rest of the world is going, "Kenny who?"

>>2613969
Meanwhile the rest of the world is going, "WWF is still around!?"

The only people who consider anybody in the industry a ''god'' are indie and outlaw fans. There isn't one so-called industry god in the entire WWE unless you count Styles or Cena.

The respect the guys in Japan get outweighs WWE by leaps and bounds.

>>2612503
Bringing hell fire and brimstone to the political world

>>2612503

We mayor now.

>>2613981
>Meanwhile the rest of the world is going, "WWF is still around!?"

Look up the PPV numbers of Wrestle Kingdom versus the PPV of Wrestlemania this year then come back to me.

>>2614036
Fucking retard LMAO

You Kane marks are pathetic.

>>2613951
>>2613981
>>2614036
>NJPW Profits $4.1 Million for 2016 Fiscal Year
>WWE Second Quarter 2016 Highlights. Revenue increased 32% (13% excluding the timing impact of WrestleMania1) to a record $199.0 million as WWE's Live Event and Network segments achieved their highest quarterly revenue in Company history.

kek

>>2614040
>says Kenny Omemega is best ever today
>NJPW mostly operates in Japan and WWE has a worldwide reach
>Omemega is somehow over even though the only territory he's "over" is in Japan, which is also a lie since he's jobbing for Okada instead all this time

double kek

>>2613946
I thought towns were >50k and small cities were >100k

>>2614043
>>2614050
NJPW BTFO.

>>2613442
Fuck you, I vote blue.

>>2614577
you are voting against the interests of your race

>>2614591
Good. Fuck race supremacy.