Smackdown Gamethread #2

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RAWlphas report in

>Fat Cara is stronger than Roman
top kek

>the 3rd 2nd thread
What did Rawtists mean by this?

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>Fat Cara

Remember the Smackdown tag team division?

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>>2611582
HAHA WE WIN AGAIN BROTHER

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>>2611582
Said no one ever.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I guess the Sin in Sin Cara meant gluttony.

Dolph Ziggler is a hack fraud who stole Billy Gun's hair and shawn michaels tights

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So, how soon after the show do Becky and Charles start fucking?

asexuals>sexuals

>>2611597
and both of their moves

>>2611582
WWE's taking L'S all over.

Worst RAM ratings last night to date

I can imagine ugly numbers for SD tomorrow as well

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GAY COPS WHEN REEEEEEEEE

Lose weight fucking fat asses

Why can't I have a qt hick gf, /asp/?

VINCE RUSSO SAVE WRESTLING PLEASE

>>2611596
kek

In other news, Darksider 3 is a go lads

>>2611598
becky got tits like that? Ive never paid attention to her cause of the stupid steampunk shit.

>>2611598
My god
Where the fuck has Becky been keeping those babies?

>>2611596
Nah, he's just desperately trying to get himself over 205lbs so he stays on the main roster.

He don't get an exception like Balor.

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>>2611598
in the showers after their match

Sin Cara needs to turn gangster again, but keep the mask on

Get the Usos to be his gang and let El Jefe one-arm powerbomb fools

Just imagine Sin Cara's muffled voice

>WE'RE HERE TO BEAT PEOPLE UP AND TAKE THEIR MONEY

>>2611610
>>2611611
It's called a push-up bra lads.

I got a friend who's flat as a fucking board but her bra actually makes her "tits" pop out.

>>2611588
Hello waifu.

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>this Lana montage

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>Lana promo
Post yfw you see the promo.

muh dick

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Incoming cruiserweights

When is that hairy fatass that wrestled at the ATGBR debuting?

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LANAAAAA

>this lana

my penis

So is Lana going to wrestle or is she just gonna dance up to the ring and back?

These Lana segments are how women's wrestling should be

If Lana doesn't end up being a chair-wielding garbage wrestler I'm gonna be disappointed

>>2611587
One guy made a #2, people went to a different one, then he shilled it when that one got full.

Still don't get it

MY BODY IS READY

>dat lana promo
DIAMONDS

HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTT

MY FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

Zigger getting built up for the next couple weeks so he can do the job on pape.

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>>2611598
>>2611610
>>2611611
A good bra does wonders. Becky has pancake tits unfortunately. She's a pit and thigh girl, those are her strengths

HOLY SHIT BASED GAY COPS

BASED GAY COPS

ALICIA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

>>2611610
>>2611611
WTF IM FALLING FOR BECKY NOW

THE FASHION FILES

BASED GAY COPS

>>2611608
>Darksider 3
Oh shit. Nice. Shame I never finished the 2nd one though.

>>2611636
what a goddess

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>lana

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>that fat fuck girl waving
move along, chubs

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LANA
A
N
A

BASED GAY COPS WORKING TO CLEAN UP THE LOCAL GANG PROBLEM

ALREADY GOAT SEGMENT

>Law and Order Gay Cops
Oh shit

W-what's this?

NOAM DAR'S HAIRCUT KEK

FUCK IT, SEGMENT OF THE YEAR

who /aliciafucks/ here?

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BASED GAY COPS
SMACK WINS AGAIN

BASED FUCKING GAY COPS

I LOVE IT MAGGLE

BASED COPS

based Noam Dar

>this segment

ABSOLUTELY GOAT

Homosexual Law Enforcers are kino as fuck

>cruiserweight '""""""wrestling""""""""

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BASED FAGS

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>>2611636
>>2611645
I've said this before, but NXT Becky was something special.

BASED GAY COPS!

BASED COPS

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>That's jay-walking
>And Jimmy-walking

>the uggos

kek

>gay cops
Wuuuuuuuuuuu

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>That's J-Walking
>And Jimmy Walking

The UGOS. That's fucking great, I hope they keep it up so it becomes the equivalent to angles you suck chants.

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>Jaywalking
>AND JIMMYWALKING

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>The mugshot of Vince on the cork board

Who /deputydango/ here?

FINALLY GAY COPS ARE ON TV

GAY COPS SEGMENT

K I N O

G O A T
O
A
T

Why can't they do more backstage segments like this? Gay Cops are based.

based gay cops

>jimmy walking

fuck that got me

KINO COPS

>gay cops character is getting over on smack

Vince will squash this quick

NAKAMURA HAS NO STYLE

>>2611671
HEHE SO BASED XD XDDD BASED LE BASED XP

>Whereabouts Unknown under a picture of John Cena

That whole segment was fucking fantastic

Shinsuke King of NO STYLE

HOLY FUCK NAKAMEME BTFO'D BY BASED GAY COPS

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SEGMENT OF THE YEAR

TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR IF BROKEN HARDY'S WWE EDITION FLOPS

BREAK THE WALL

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

NAKAMEME KING OF NO STYLE KEK

They're gonna go over, aren't they?

HOW DOES SMACK KEEPS DOING IT

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fuckin' based

>identify theft
kek they better do more of these

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>JEYWALKING AND JIMMYWALKING

Lana promo + gay cops 1000 times better than anything else on the show so far.

BASED

G A Y C O P S

ARE FUCKING OVER

>Shinsuke No Style
>Cena whereabouts unknown
>Hogan fashion victim

HOW MUCH MORE GOAT CAN THEY GET

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>Jaywalking
>AND JIMMYWALKING
Oh god that took me a second to realize
The gift that keeps on giving

MY BOY FANDANGO REVIVING HIS CAREER AND SAVING HIMSELF FROM THIS YEARS SPRING CLEANING

THE SCARVES OF JERICHO

Vince mugshot and a john cena wherabouts unknown picture. I love the little details.

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>Jericho on SmackDown

fucking super based. just like based 2009-2010 SmackDown


Jericho is the GOAT

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>post yfw no chrisley knows best

Damn that's a packed Talking Smack

>>2611700
>>2611704
someone explain this shit to me

>>2611701
well, that and Becky giving me a boner

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>>2611701
Aiden English and Jindered > whatever the fuck you're on about

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YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE FLOATING HEAD OF JERICHO

MANY DIMES AND DRAWS WILL COME YOUR WAY, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "YOU JUST MADE THE LIST" IN THIS THREAD

>>2611713
What are the names of the Usos?

>>2611714
18+

>>2611713
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaywalking

It's a pun

Jaywalking is a crime where you unlawfully cross the street in traffic

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>face of America
>fat as fuck
you've got to be kidding me

Just got worked by this Dick Wolf commercial. Thought it was another Based Gay Cops segment.

>>2611716
You just made the list

>>2611713
Jimmy and Jay Uso

>>2611716
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST

>>2611713
The Uso's are Jay and Jimmy

You have no reason to know this watching WWE TV but there you go

>>2611713
Walking across the street while the light is green is jaywalking, which is illegal

Why is SmA+ck so good?

>>2611706
PUT EM ON MAAAAAN

This is going to be a long match

They're really stretching Jerichos last match..for now I'm assuming

>>2611716
Have a (You) of Jericho.
Get some sex man!

it's kind of weird that KO is still doing his Face of America thing after immediately losing the belt
without it, the gimmick doesn't really make sense

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How do we keep winning with the greatest of ease?

Are we excited for KO vs Jericho round 8 now that its on the blue show?

I REALLY like how Owens doesn't step on his own face

>>2611716
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST

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>>2611711
(notgayjustsouthern cries)

>That gut

Jesus fucking Christ, that thing gets bigger every time KO walks out. Does he literally binge on fast food every day?

>>2611713
J-walking is when you walk across the street unlawfully

Jay uso
Jay walking
Jimmy uso
Jimmy walking

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>NO STYLE

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>>2611711

>>2611740
Who doesn't?

Man I had tears when I saw the Law and Order style coming

What are the easter eggs in the segment lads?

>>2611718
moano and tatanga

>this is baywatch you pussy
>tfw the commercials are less PG than the fucking wrestling show

>>2611740
Yes actually, he goes to fast food drive-ins a lot on the road

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>>2611711
i miss her

>>2611716
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST
than you floating jerihead

>>2611742
>WHEREABOUTS UNKNOWN
My sides, these guys are great.

>>2611742
>that Vince pic

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>>2611729
ITS NOT! RAW IS BETTER YOU FREAKING DIMWIT.

>>2611716
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST

>>2611747
Someone missed BMJ grabbing Miz's balls and raping his wife on TV

fuck fuck fuck fuck I missed based gay cops

>>2611749
Me too
>those tits
Fuck.

>>2611716
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST

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>another one drives a dusta

>>2611745
Nakameme King of No Style
Vince mugshot

>>2611716
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST

>>2611742
>NO GRACE

>>2611716
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST
thank mr y2j

>tyler breeze and fandango are the best part of /smack/

Jesus christ who would have thought that a year ago

MY EARS

>>2611742
>Vince
The writers have to be 4channers
They have to be

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>>2611742
>that mugshot

The audio is so shit

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>>2611742

>>2611744
Many people, fatty.

>Shit audio

Rip audio

>The state of the audio in this ad
>The shanty town of Popeyes

>the state of the audio

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>mah boy, Fandango being acknowledged for being funny

He was great as Johnny Curtis years ago in NXT redemption.

>>2611735
it baffles me that even though smack lost half of its roster and besides Jericho they got shit in return they still put a better show every time.

just tuned in what happened

>>2611749
goddamn dem fucking tiddies

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WHERE IS HE

What tge fuck was that audio, I thought my headphones went to shit

fuck you WWE

>that garbage audio

wew

How does KO rate popeyes I wonder

>the current status of poopeyes

>266 pounds
yeah sure

Looks like I'm gonna have to buy /Nak/Lash just to see the Uggos put behind bars.

What size shirt does he have on?

No way he's getting that fat each week

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>all that maple syrup

>>2611779
nakameme btfo by based gay cops

the gut of america

>>2611778
No lie I was legit about to quit watching smack but they kept me hooked even with the barebone roster.

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>>2611790
who the fuck thought this was a good idea

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>canadian champion of united states
>canadian challenger
>canadian challenger now face of america

>>2611765
Breezango have been my boys since they came to be

They've got a sick mashup

>it's a focus on an injured body part match
>he's focusing on a finger

I should hate it, but the absurdity makes it entertaining

wish someone would photoshop that HLR Cena foam finger with HFY on it instead

why didn't he just move his hand at payback?

How did KO put on so much weight from sunday?

>>2611781
heaven

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>US Title Main eventing
>US Title picture has Y2J, KO, AJ Styles, Corbin

fucking smackdown is so good. miles ahead of the atrocity that is Raw. man just thinking of Ram pisses me off. what a shitty ass show.

I was playing Overwatch.

Did Jinder do a segment already?

I wouldn't mind Kevin Owens being fat if he was at least over 6' and lifted a weight or two

The guy is like 5' 8" and 300lbs. Looks like a pregnant nerd.

>>2611765
I learned to not doubt /smack/ after Slater

>>2611797
>>canadian challenger now face of america
Just wait 'til we get a Pajeet World Champ

>266 pounds

I somehow don't believe this.

>face of America
>Fat tub of shit

What did Vince mean by this?

>>2611781
Trying to get Kane out of Hell using the Lord

>>2611801
he saw chicken nuggets under the stairs

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>>2611811
Kane?

>>2611808
Roman reigns has already been a world champion.

>>2611813
XD

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>immigrants
>USA championship

John Cena and Chris Jericho never feuded after Cena got Jericho fired from Raw.


Just add that to the list of things that'll never happen like HBK and The Rock

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>>2611805
the fact you specified what nerd activity you were doing- you can find out on your own, pal
>>2611806
this

>>2611812
Jericho is a clever bastard

>>2611765
Fandango and breeze are /ourguys/

>>2611804

Corbin is out of the picture.

>>2611809
You should. I'm the same height as Owens and I weight 235 and I'm not nearly as fat as he is.

>>2611822
SAD!

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>>2611790
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAM

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>>2611797

Kevin's gonna have some chicken from popeyes

>>2611810
>2 canadians fighting for the US title

>>2611804
Smack main eventing US title
RAW main eventing Intercontinental

lol what the fuck happened to the World and Universal titles?

>>2611826
Popeyes and then he'll grab large #1 combos from Burger King,KFC and McDonald's

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>>2611816

>Planet Fatness

>>2611829
Brock fucks sable on top of the universal title

>>2611826
Vince should give him a see food diet gimmick. He could fight the concessions staff over under sized tendies

>>2611829
Bork is le part timer and Orton is boring as fuck

PUFFY BABY MAN
holy shit that commercial was based
>hey the rest of the world thinks you're disgusting, we totally don't, but join our gym so you get your shit together, fatass

>>2611716
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST

>fat shaming commercial
>We're back live
>It's Kevin Owens

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Stop watching porn

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So is he relevant yet?

>>2611807
keep in mind that, just like Slater, eventually RAW will become jealous and steal them, only to immediately squash and squander any popularity they'd gained.

>>2611756
wat

>>2611839
They unironically have a doughnut day and a pizza night

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>>2611842
Ok

puffy baby man btfo. Needs to gain height

>>2611843
He doesn't exist outside of a Bray feud that's already worn out

>>2611838
I'm still mad Orton didn't even put the belt on the line against Bray. What a pointless match that was.

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>>2611842
"no"

This commentary is garbage

>Boston Crab
>Finisher

>>2611846
Pretty smart since so many people think losing weight is all about exercise

>>2611852
WWW is garbage

Is planet fitness /ourguy/?

KO wins, beats the shit out of JeriGOAT after the match which will "explain" JeriGOAT's absence while he pretends to be a musician for a few months and BMAJ comes out to stop KO after the damage is done

Predictable

kevin owens is really starting to lose his hair

>>2611716
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST

>hard time breathing in the walls

This fuck has a hard time breathing taking 2 steps

>>2611858
Yes but what about Luke Harper?

>>2611853
Liontamer was the walls until around RA era for some reason.

Kevin should hulk up every time he eats a cheeseburger

>walls of jericho

weak like trump's wall

>>2611716
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST

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>>2611858
I bet you thought that would happen at Payback.

>>2611858
95% chance of this happening

>>2611862
No it wasn't. Liontamer he bends your neck with a knee in your back.

>MMA
>Drama around submissions are all about whether or not it get can get locked in
>If it's locked in it's pretty much a tap or pass out situation
>WWE
>Lets have people hold onto submissions for minutes at a time and still not tap

I can live with finishers but submissions being fucked piss me off

A ver /Smack/ hermanos, el show esta por terminar, vamos a calificar el show


>9/10

>USA
>USA
>USA

Won clean

I'm legit surprised

What's with all these fucking superkicks

RATE THIS SMACKDOWN

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>Jericho drops the title

MELTZER WAS RIGHT AGAIN

>>2611846
it's bagel day you fake news piece of shit.
i go to a pf bc im joocy and they have tons of hot chicks.
it's a shity gimmick gym but it's not bad

>>2611878
69/10 Jinder

>>2611872
Instant submissions are stupid to do in wrestling

>>2611878
9/10

>>2611878
no AJ shit/10

>>2611873

8/10

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This Smackdown was great.

9/10

clean clean clean and highly predicted

>>2611878
9/10

I want to fug that emt

Wtf Jericho is injured

>>2611873
7/10

El guatón basado

>>2611872
The only person who ever made a submission look legit was Benoit

I thought Bret made the sharpshooter look good too

>>2611858
HERE IT COMES

>that qt medic

>medical staff

Yep, his exit.

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>>2611878
Jimmywalking/10

>>2611858
WIZARD

>that qt paramedic

>>2611858
Meltzer is that you?

>>2611883
Remember when Cena first used the STFU and made Jericho tap instantly?

>>2611898
No shit. Look at the Fozzy tour schedule

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>that's J-walking
>and Jimmy walking

MY SIDES

>>2611878
Too much divashit. 4/10. But gets boosted to 6/10 because of smack bonus points.

>Le Put Put Powerbum is supposed to take Jericho out of circulation

That will teach Jericho for taking Owen's Big Mac.

So this is how they write Jericho off? A shitty standard beat down? At least put the nigga through a table.

baka

>>2611878
8,5/10

Why does Kevin Owens have the American flag on his shirt?

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>Jericho is leaving again

>>2611883
Not really, if you actually built up submissions as something that can break your arm if you don't give up there's nothing wrong with it. You put the drama of the moment all in whether or not the wrestler can actually put the hold on.

And then shit, if a wrestler holds it for 5-10 seconds for a rope break it actually means something instead of it happening every fucking time.

Good match their chem is full on now

>camera man panning out of the girl paramedics ass
Damn it.

>>2611915
because he's the face of america

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU

>that gut on KO

i like KO but man his profile is pretty bad.

>>2611913

hehe, nothing personal kid

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STOOOOOOP

>>2611913
well you get a chair

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Have fun on tour jericho you beautiful bastard

>>2611916
>>2611913


He's a rockstar now

>>2611872
there are some protected submissions like the kimura lock

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU

>>2611906
And that was the finish

Remember Benoit getting HHH to tap?

Can't do legit shoot style in wrestling. Why don't they just go straight for a choke then?

We all know it's fake anyway

Press F for comfy Jericho segments.

That girl is PARAMED THICC.

I love when girls have half the side braided.

BREAK NECKS

CASH CHECKS

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU

>>2611922
[external cheering]

>>2611858
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, leMELTZ

Why did the people chanting "thank you jericho" sound so neckbeardy?

MONSTER HEELS ARE BACK BOIS!

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Goddamn who dat paramedic?

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>>2611913
>>2611913
spoke too soon

>>2611861
I seriously miss him. He legit became a fast favorite of mine during the Wyatt feud.

was it a sign?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqURPBtGJzg

WHERE THE FUCK IS BMAJ?

WTF I'M WORKED

THE FACE OF JERICHO

inb4 real injury and 0 concerts

Stop he's already dead!

B A S T A

Jericho is a fucking trooper

God damnit this fucker takes some bad bumps

>refs standing around going COME ON instead of stopping him
I mean he's not Strowman or anything, what's stopping them?

THAT LOOKED FUCKING BRUTAL

BASED SELLING BY Y2J THE GOAT

im so happy this all all for the US Title too

>tfw you'll never be put over by Jericho

>>2611942
>Short, fat man.
>Monster heel.

Pick one.

>>2611918
>It actually means something

That's how you kill his finish

The drama of the guy struggling is what works, as well as going for it. Wrestling can have both

Stop trying to make this shitty MMA

>>2611938
Braun is so powerful he has transcended above the idea of having a single feud and just beats the shit out of everyone

>>2611929
>now

made it super obvious Owens was coming back by continuing to show them slowly walking Jericho to the ramp

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bye jeribro

f

i missed it, is it a work?

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>you'll never be as fat as KO

what the fuck is fatass's problem?

>>2611966
Of course it is

they brought the title to smackdown on jericho to give him his send off

>>2611955
refs are made of glass in kayfabe

>>2611957
>im so happy this all all for the US Title too
Agree

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don't go, you fuck

Jericho comes to my town on the 19th. I should go see it.

>>2611973
She looks like a more understandable Becky Lynch

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How do you even make this bump "safe"? Looks like your neck is fucking regardless.

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>Alex curry
Muh cock

>>2611946
Well, it's not that bad of a song. Well, I guess I'm gonna listen to FOZZY for the rest of the night.

I'll miss you, Y2J.

When does that shitty Fozzy tour end?

>>2611962
Braun has become so powerful that he can now possess others to beat the shit out of people when he's physically too far away to do it himself

>>2611957
based JeriGOAT and fatass putting some dignity in this shitty belt.

>>2611983
Notice how his hand is out to stop the impact

It's a safe bump, you just have to make sure you prevent yourself from going all the way in

>>2611973
unf

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First Christley
Now y2J

>>2611986

I know that he's going to be at the Download festival in June.

there but for the grace of god goes he

>>2611946
why is that one random guy on fire?

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>>2611993
Fucking sucks

>>2611804
>miles ahead of the atrocity that is Raw.

Miz, Balor, and Rollins was actually great.

>>2611997
we drank it in, man, but now the well's gone dry

>>2611993
He truly knew best

>>2612004
yeah man, run-ins are so cool! and we didn't get just one, but TWO!

Okay so every time he returns he has a new gimmick. Yes it is sad that he is gone for now but let us decide what his new gimmick will be. Don't forget this man once came back as a face and ended up being a heel without even saying a fucking word.

>>2612004
out of 3 hours that isnt too much to brag about it. was a good match though.

>>2612009
>he has never watched Attitude Era WWF in his whole life

Do we talking about 205 Live here too?

Is TJ Perkins really now just going as "TJP"? Eh

>Catboy is back
wew

>>2611983
>>2611991
I see his hands out, but one hand seems to be caught on the chair (where the fingers are pulled back) which isn't as good a position for stopping the impact.