Smackdown Gamethread #2 - CRINGE edition

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Who /tv/ here

why are these cartoon people ruining my internet browsing experience?

Gay cops when

ALEXA why is jinder mahal so based

>Jobber Zayn

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>Jinder in a serious pro wrestling match/angle

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with everyone asking what board their from, lets just solve this now. All boards check in

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>>2610814
hi

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Who /Comfy/ here?

If Sami wins he gets Jinders steroids

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Who /r9k/ here?

>>2610819

any minute now

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>>2610828

/pol/ here

>>2610828
Used "their" instead of "they're". Fuck me.

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>>2610828
/a/ here

STIFF FUCKING ELBOWS

G O A T

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>>2610828
/a/sp/
>>2610831
Always on /smack/.

>>2610828
I'm from /asp/ and anyone who isn't should fuck off

>>2610785
>the absolute state of jinder moveset

Jinder can't keep getting away with this stiffing

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>Smackdown so far

Thanks Jinder

>>2610828
/pol/ here

Jinder vs Sami...this is a match you bring to India and watch the arena melt.

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>>2610831
here

Dat knee

>>2610828
Do we have to have this post every week

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>>2610831
went to the gym, texting with some girls, eating a nice chicken and sweet potato in some cumfy sweats
/max comfy/

>>2610831
Papi siempre comfy con el show A

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WHO /magog/ here?

Jinder is gonna put the entire roster out of commission with these elbows

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>>2610831

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>>2610828
everybody is /pol/

Jinder is literally awful

Is Jinder a good wrestler or does he just think this is a real fight?

>>2610850
>>2610839
Oh my God Please fucking LEAVE YA DWEEB

>the playing trivia

How's The Who been so far?

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>>2610828

/sp/ here

>>2610864
his gimmick is working stiff and being indian

HE'S GOT A BICYCLE

I can't believe El Generico is jobbing to this talentless roided fuckstick.

holy shit, jinder is worse than eva marie

>>2610858
Corbin would knock Jinder out with one (1) punch

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>>2610828
>>2610870
sup, dudes?

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>>2610868
>DWEEB
salty much?

>Jinder is still wrestling

horrible

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>>2610828
/m/ here. Anybody got a link to a stream that isn't complete shit?

>That terrible tornado DDT sell

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>>2610868
Don't tell me what to do, you commie.

based poo world order

BASED BIG POPPA POO

Yes poo in the loo beats fat ginger jihadi

Jinder vs Orton is going to be a disaster of a match.

>jinder could get BLOWN UP here by sami zayn
Based tom

>Samhir

Is Vince getting these names from an Indian phone book?

>Jinder could get blown up here pretty quickly by Sami Zayn
What does this mean?

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BASED
A
S
E
D

That's his finisher?

>>2610868
NO U

Jinder is so based he doesn't even need to name his finisher

Jinder's finisher: THE SLAM

MAHARAJA MAGGLE

Lel Jinder can't even properly sell a tornado DDT

Crikey this match is gonna suck at backlash

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>that pathetic finisher

has he actually got roid rage?

BASED SAMI STIFFING SHITDER RIGHT IN HIS MOUTH

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BASED BIG POPPA POO

ELLSWORTH'S ANGELS

Jinder is fucking trash. Every match is a botchfest.

Based Big Poppa Poo

>jinder with the slam
bring back mauro pls

I thought Nina Jacks was on RaW

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rock bottom?

I want to lick Becky

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Who /bex/ here

Becky sounds like she's choking on a dick

>That finisher
Someone just stolen THE JUST from Byron

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BASED SMOOTH PITS BEX

What is wrong with natalyas face?

Becky is so fucking cute by comparison.

*INAUDIBLE*

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>cleavage and skirt

How does Becky do it, lads?

that is too much makeup, even by entertainment standards

>>2610906
THIS

>>2610898
BBPPWTS

HNNNNGGG

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NATALYA

>Natty with the Usagi hairstyle
I came

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>>2610828
Any battle-brothers from /tg/ here?

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>le ten man

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Give me a (you) if you believe Donald Trump is the savior of western civilization

Time for meme 10

>>2610881

Is this real?

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Keep em coming!

IT"S LE NUMBER MAN

NEW WOMB ORDER

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>>2610928

>tfw we will never get Broken Tye

>>2610928
God bless you

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>>2610831
we out here

Becky sounds like a dude and other than the Gentleman I can't understand anything these British wrestlers are even saying.

becky has like no tits. poor girl.

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>>2610923
okay plebbit

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>>2610913
rite heer

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>>2610928

zayn should've won

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>>2610928
(Jew)

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becky is so .. orange

>>2610928

U

>>2610877
Trump should stay away from sweets. Especially at his weight

>>2610928 (Me)

>>2610941
RENT FREE

>>2610931
Yes

It's one of those weird japanese promotions like Dramatic Dream Team that doesn't wrestle necessarily, they do scripted shenanigans in the ring with a dose of improv for comedy gold.

Based FUCKING Sami not taking Jinder's shit one god damn bit. Fucker has to carry him and this Poo has the gall to work snug? I hope Sami knocked one of his fucking teeth down his stupid fucking throat and that Jinder poos it out later in the middle of the street or wherever the fuck his degenerate people defecate. FUCK THIS COMPANY.

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>>2610940
I'll take Becky over stacked butterfaces like Dana and Natalya any day

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>>2610928

>>2610928
for you

>>2610951
>le forced meme xD

downvoted

>>2610940

plastic ones wouldn't suit her

>>2610947
I want to lick the orange off every nook and cranny of her body

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>>2610913
bex is a ten

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>>2610941
>have a good day and continue to not Hinder the Jinder!!
if you want to use that phrase, just say "can't hinder the jinder!"

>I want to ___ Becky

>>2610947
is ellsworth siphoning away carmells chin?

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>>2610928
unironically posting

>>2610947
jesus that fucking adams apple.

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How are you holding up bros?

>>2610962
>that post
>that image
you have brain damage

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>>2610928

>>2610959
Seething into a heart attack

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>>2610968
holding up well, desu

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>>2610928
THIS

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>>2610928

>>2610928
nu/pol/ please fuck off back to the_donald

>>2610959
Absolutely BOILING

>>2610963
(((Squaredcircle)))

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>>2610928

>>2610916
obviously airbrushed face and pits desu

Who the fuck is Ziggler talking to?

Who the fuck are these jobbers?

Nakameme=reddit.it

Based adolph zitler=/pol/

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>>2610962

HAHAHAHA WWE actually thinks this autistic jap is a draw

>These backstage mooks all sick of Ziggler's rants

Why do retards always make two smack threads?

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>>2610928

Based Dolph saying what /asp/ is thinking.

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BASED

BKOSSWTAS

I want Dolph to lose his job so bad

I hate him so much'

He's such a shit everything

Who are these fucks?

>>2610978
>>2610972
samefag

downvoted

>Want to see how to impress people?
>Watch what I do to Sin Cara
what did he mean by this?

Based singing retard

>Sin Cara

Dolph is fucked.

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>Aiden English

NOT EVEN ON THE SHOW AND STILL GETS CHANTS

BKOSSWTAS

>Based Sin Cara gets Based New Gear and is on the Based A-Show but is still a jobber

REEEEEE

What was the crowd chanting?

>heil Ziggler beats up a spic again

Based Adolph Ziggler about to bury another minority.

Has Zig Heil even won a match since losing the IC title?

>random barefoot girl

>>2610987
not bad desu

BASED SINGING GIMMICK MAN

BASED THE ARTISTE

The Vaudevillain (singular)

>>2611007
Gay singer gimmick
Still more entertaining than nakameme

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CRINGE
interrupted by 10cringe

I missed it, what happened in the based Maha match?

>Sin Cara
Now if based shoot spic injures Ziggler and takes his place at Backlash, that's gonna be a great match

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>>2610968

I'm hanging in there

whats with his Nips

>again this match
What?

Tye vs English again?

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>>2610999
Waste of trips

>The Autist
Nice to see WWE diversifying their talent pool

>This fucking boring match again

>that "shinsuke is michael jackson" promo by dolph ziggler last week didn't end his career
Damn it

>>2611007
WORKED

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>le 10 man

Earth 2 cesaro = /mu/
Ben 10 fanboy with the shitty haircut and meme gimmick = reddit.it

wow ram was actually better than smack for the first time. i think its time to quit wwe for a while.

What's tye Dillingers character?

Daily reminder that Aiden English is a member of the Guerrero family by fucking his way in.

Tye's music is based

English probably should've begged for a release

Rest of his "career" will be brutal

Just came in, what did I miss?

>>2611039
the number 10

I wish Shinsuke would come out and sing since he's apparently an Artist

Who /dramaking/ here?

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Time to post some /a/ss men.

>>2611039
Mathematician?

>>2611039
le 10 years in developmental man

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>tfw to much charisma for WWE

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>10 is the gimmick

>>2610994
>His name is Shinsuke Naka-more-a

F5 into a knee into the face?
I guess AJ has dibs on the old Tyebreaker

NICE TIEBREAKER BOTCH

LEL

>>2611035
>Earth 2 cesaro
kek

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Well that was a quick match

>The gimmick is a number

>>2611040
Give him a white cholo gimmick then like the guy from Suicidal Tendencies

is aiden english getting BROKEN

>tranquilo, autista

>>2611051
>yes is the gimmick

>>2611039
He's a flawed, relatable guy.... who says he's perfect.

>>2611039
Metric enthusiast.

OH FUCK

BROKEN AIDEN INCOMING

>>2611050
what a qt

What was the point?

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wtf is that sing faggot doing

BROKEN ENGLISH

Kek, this guy is
>SEETHING

>>2611039
the number is over not him

Smack sucks tonight.

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>English about to cry

get used to losing, m8

Poor Aiden

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>>2611043
Shane announced that Renee will be the guest referee in the first ever Don't Cum Match between Mojo and Jason Jordan.

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>AUTISTIC BREAKDOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING

HE'S LOSING IT

>>2611039
Manchild with an obsession with ben 10- shitty oldguy trying to look young haircut

Aidens gimmick is being overly dramatic?

I can dig it

>>2611050
Tfw autistic Asian

>>2611039
10 second matches

>>2610996
based dolph working the smarks

>>2611069
That's his taco wife

>>2611069
Nakamura already uses that gimmick

>>2611040
Eddie's daughter loves to pole dance. No joke saw her pics on her Instagram.

HES HULKING UP

>>2611039
Receding hairline

Did he change his finisher because it was just one of AJ's normal moves?

>>2611040

well thats news to me

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>>2611047
it's /asp/s fault for not having spoilers

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>>2611087

PUSH ENGLISH NOW

>>2611086
Underrated

who /dolph/ here

TOMORROW

>Aiden English

B R O K E N
R
O
K
E
N

>>2611101
/adolph/ reporting

VINCE RUSSO SAVE US

>>2611086
keked
>>2611100
and checked

>>2611102
I LOVE YOU
TOMORROW

>>2611101
Zig Heil

WHERE ARE THE GAY COPS?

>>2610828
/diy/ and /ck/

>>2611037
Unlike Aiden, Lanny actually wrote original poems himself, just like John Cena.

>>2611098
Rip off Dalton Castle's gimmick, let the based gay cops be his boys.

>>2611095

Oh shit

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>>2611050

Hiring Asians was a mistake.

based compassionate canadian

>>2611120
They'd probably change Dalton's gimmick into something bland and safe, like what they did with him in TNA

https://youtu.be/aK5osuTK94w?t=54s

;_;

>Jericho's new gimmick is being cute

jericho cheerin up the special needs jobbers

>Jericho putting English over in a kit
This GOAT of a man

Jericho likes hairy chests

OH NO
OH NO

HE'S GONNA
HE'S GONNA

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Poor English

jericho is dropping the belt right

is there anything more embarrassing than seeing a grown man cry

SAVAGE

I'm going to miss Jericho

Jericho channeling his inner JBL

Suicidal English

Poor Ronnie

;_;

>>2611141
your life

Who is this not!Rene?

>Aiden is whats left of Eddie Guerreros legacy

Looks like Englished corpsed a bit when Jericho mentioned the hairy chest lol

>Jericho's stealth gimmick is his inability to call people by the right name

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Is Jericho a manlet or is Aiden a giant?

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I'll give you a hug Aiden

>Naomi challenging Naomi for the title

English corpsing? Send for the man!

>>2611141
Shitting your pants probably

Based JeriGOAT

Renee corpsing
I don't know why she bothers with the extensions

>>2611147
is this an english push?

i kinda like his depressive gimmick

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>>2611137

>>2611113
kek'd

>>2611101
/heretoshowtheworld/

I want to have sexual intercourse with Charolette Flair

tHATS not Charly

>>2611156
B I G G E R G U Y S

>>2611141
Watching RAM

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>>2611129
>Josh fucking Mathews' commentary

holy shit, he's not even trying

>you should be on the list byron
JBL BACK TO BULLYING, FIRE THIS ASSHOLE

Is Aiden's new gimmick based on Mauro?

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>TFW YOU WILL NEVER SEE CHARLOTTE PIN DOWN CHARLY AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER WITH A MASSIVE STRAPON

Based BEX save the queen!

>>2611156
Jericho is 5'11 and Aiden is 6'

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>Charlotte promo

she has cute stickout ears

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>>2611122
Dubs gets extras. Maybe tw00t will get spoilers for our board

https://nhentai.net/g/182215/

Look at those enormous fake tits
They're fucking glorious

>>2611166
what did he mean by this?

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>Charles segment

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>the welcumming committee all over charlotte

>the state of these worked punches

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When are the Charles/Bex leaks coming out?

I want to feel the glow inside Naomi

Let me know when charles is off the tv. Her mic skills are awful.

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Anyone notice JBL and Cranston glare at each other after JBLs list comment

who unironically /feeltheglow/ here?

They really need to make the belt light up for this entrance

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it's alright, Aiden

Why does WWE give women so many segments holy fuck they're boring

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That dialogue delivery.

I cant believe how much better smackdown is than raw.


What happened in the Jinder match, I missed it.

naomi should make the belt glow, she should put glitter paint on it or something

>>2611192
cringe

BE A STAR

Mauro , Aiden and Charlotte approved this message

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They made a nigger champion!

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>>2611188
>he doesn't know

>>2611190
It looks like she's gonna go on for a while. She's really giving a lecture.

>>2611197
Gave a stiff knee to Sami's chest. It was dope.

>>2610806
>>2610806
>>2610806
>>2610806

>>2611198
This

Surprised they didn't

>>2611195
CURRENT YEAR

But what about me? What about Aiden?

>>2611203
my god

>>2611192
I just wanna feel the ass

>>2611162
Well, they gotta do something with him, I guess.

>>2611197
Jinder sitff'd Sami like he does and Sami gave him his receipt like he does. Was pretty shit match and showed why Jinder is a jobber. No heat no nothing against someone actually over. No one gives a shit about world champ randy so him going up against a heel no one gives a shit about outside of shitposters on the internet should be literal silence.

>>2611266
Jinder won after stiffing him?

id say give the belt to Jinder to hold for too long, build him that way. like JBL.