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make the WWE great again 2017-05-02 11:06:34 Post No. 2610298
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so since cena can't ever loose let's think of storylines that don't suck but can also work with that as a given
- Vince has been kidnapped by time travelers and Cena has to fight a different historical figure each week
- the Illuminati steals the WWE's power crystal belt (or some other bullshit) and Cena has to fight a different dictator stereotype each month
- Cena has taken away the illumanti's power crystal belt (or some other bullshit) and they choose a different champion (each loosely based around B-movie special forces sterotypes) each month
- Cena gets sick from a bad taco he has on vacation so he goes on a crusade to purge Mexico of bad people. Every month, a different Mexican stereotype (but ones that Mexicans would find funny, not just racist border hopper stereotypes although those don't have to be excluded)
- Cena's wife is trying to import a car from a Canadian dealership and Cena has to go get it. Each month, a different Canadian stereotype (but ones that Canadians would find funny, not just racist stereotypes although those don't have to be excluded)
- Someone is adding dye the venue concessions so all the smoothies are colored lime green. Cena has had enough of this and has to fight his way through the concessions carnies to find out what's REALLY happening (or some other bullshit).
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cringe and autism
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>>2610308
Also: "lose" not "loose"
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>>2610298
I keep raping lexi bliss and cena has to make that bella squirt before I quit
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>>2610298
>Cena never loses
>Forgets Summerslam
>Forgets Elimination Chamber
>Forgets the whole of last year
dude won single digit matches on TV and PPV. Your thread is invalid
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>>2610308
add schizophrenia
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Broken Ministry
>Matt and Jeff embrace TNA brokeness again
>assimilate Bray and make him a lost soul Mideon-esque character
>recruit the Club as their enforcers a la APA
>become big heel stable that just destroys midcarders and jobbers
>Have Roman beat them after enough build and when then squash Seth or Ambrose because MUH SHIELD BROS or whatever
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wooo came up with a storyline once where heyman ends up climbing the ladder to win the mitb briefcase, then becomes champion at wrestlemania and brock has to defend him
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Every idea on this thread is fucking terrible. Somehow each and every one is worse then actual WWE story lines.
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>>2610298
>Someone is adding dye the venue concessions so all the smoothies are colored lime green. Cena has had enough of this and has to fight his way through the concessions carnies to find out what's REALLY happening (or some other bullshit).
Fucking lol
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