WWE vs Mortal Kombat

>HHH vs Shao Kahn

HHH goes over using backstage politics

Roman Reigns vs Stryker

>>2608117

cringe as fuck

>>2608117
>i don't have to work tomorrow so
Why is this relevant at all to your retarded thread?

>>2608117
>not Lucha Underground vs Mortal Kombat

ya goofed op

>>2608117
You vs. sex

>>2608117
Cringe

I bet this sounded like a good idea in your head

>>2608208
Match will be a no contest

>>2608117
Suicide is in your near future. As it should be.

This is what you get for thinking you could leave your reddit safe haven. Go back.

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>>2608117
>so i have some time for fun

>>2608117
This is highly autistic but...
Haitch via shovel
Shanghai Tsung but Joe is too fat for soul stealing
Scorpion cuz get over here
Miz by being a better actor
Cena wins lol
Katana by being a draw
Jade by actually having a reason to be great
BRRRRRAWWWWWKKKKK
Roman by being a big dog
Kung Lao because he has a cool hat
Kano via laser eye and Renee distraction to Dean.
Sektor because missiles
Cyrax because the web is a huge meme move
Sonya by being a woman
Jax is a nigger with robot arms nuff said
Big show by devouring fried kintaro legs
BRRRRRAAAAUUUUNNNN by eating horse meat like overeem.
Smoke because SMOOOOOOKE
Stryker by gunshot
Noon saibot by creating a new list to put jeridad on
Styles by being a weirder being who sheds his skin every 6 months
Owens by lunch
Wyatt by tricking a feather nigger into believing in memes
Raiden by lightning and a cool chink hat
Baraka by being over
Ermac by being mysterious
Bonus: Goldberg over Quan Chi because I'm Vince McMahon dammit

>>2608256
>This is highly autistic but..
and you just had to top him

>>2608266
I spoke for myself dork

>>2608256
Two options for you now:

either you end your life or you go to reddit, which is clearly more your speed.


pick one.

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>>2608256

>>2608276
You need to have sex or stop playing street fighteretty

>>2608143
This. Seriously, how much of a basement dwelling permavirgin do you have to be to come up with this crap?

>>2608256
good post

>>2608143
And what makes it worse is that according to him he spent time on this because his schedule was free tomorrow.......

please no bully in my thread

>>2608117
>The Miz vs. Johnny Cage
Not gonna lie. It'd draw my dimes.