Am I the only one that imagined her being booked as a female

>>2608043
It would've worked if she didn't get fat

She's a midget and not convincing in the slightest. Also can't stay in shape for more than 4 minutes.

>>2608046
True, why do you think that is?
>>2608049
Bro, she may not have the presence of Lesnar but that's why she works on it man she could pull that big diet jinder, like tell me it wouldn't be dope seeing her become a fucking suplex machine doing shooting star presses and shit

she's the bastion booger of the female division

>>2608043

She hesitates way too much and it ruins the match's flow.

>>2608043
I'd fuck the shit out of her fat ass

>>2608081
I'd rather see Charlotte do that

>>2608043
she got fat. They should team her up with the gentleman because being a comedy acts sidekick is where she belongs

>>2608095
Lmao
>>2608097
Dude she's still green as fuck I guess they've could have kept her in NXT for a bit
>>2608104
Same

>>2608109
So imagine this, wind the clock back to when Charlotte first brought Dana onto the main roster by this time Charlotte was pretty established, her ring work was great and her ppv streak still intact. Have her cut some promo about how "no one is worthy of facing me in the ring, my sheer skills and abilities weren't developed over time they are encoded in my DNA they course in my veins etc" so decides to bring up Brooke as a enforcer stating that if you can beat her then you get title shot and shit and have Brooke get put through the ringer week after week destroying those who by pass Dana for whatever reason have her help ppv after ppv constantly fighting and destroying the competition until after a while she gets tired of having to protect Charlotte who over time gets even more arrogant and condescending to Dana then have someone banks or Becky whoever really, step up and have Dana tell Charlotte that she's tired of taking the hits with no compensation then Charlotte slapsher and rip into her about how she isn't worthyof the gold then Dana gets tired and destroy the next #1 contender and fucking demolish Charlotte backstage and put her on the shelf then vacate belt to have Brooke win in a fatal 4way or whatever then book her as an unstoppable monster for months like Lesnar without the bullshit every other ppv title defense untill mania where you have Dana's
Power Trip Vs Charlotte's Ppv Streak

she looks good with the weight she put on, but wrestling just isn't her calling. she should go do porn

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>>2608254
Good call it would be all I watch but I just think it's another example of WWE not knowing what to do with surplus talent.

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>>2608043
She doesn't need to be Lesnar.

If you look at any of her work outside the ring for WWE or other organizations you will see she is actually female Cena. She is nothing but hustle, loyalty, and respect incarnate. She works her butt off to do several fan meetings and charity events every week, as well as spending time building her body. She's stronger now than she has ever been. The extra fat that comes with her new regimen is simply the reality of being a woman on the road. She can't stay shredded.

WWE should keep her face and let her have smart-ass tendencies. She should start feuding with Nia right now and take that feud all the way to a gimmick match. I suggest Last Woman Standing or I Quit.

>>2608046
She could use a cheeseburger or two as long as she doesn't turn into blonde asuka

>>2608230
Nobody is reading this poem homo

>>2608284
Yet you're here?

>>2608291
You sound a tad upset that we don't consider you Edgar Allen Poe. You might need a brisk walk to help you calm down a bit slugger.

>>2608280
I just need her to be dominant bro just break challengers at whim rather be a doof

>>2608293
Not upset just trying to be polite don't wanna be the guy to bad-mouth an autistic kick

>>2608306
*Kid*

>>2608296
She can still do that. She can female face Scott Steiner more than female Lesnar.

She's fucking awful and needs to be sent back to NXMeme

>>2608306
What exactly is an autistic kick? I'm just curious.....

>>2608326
Probably used to being "curious" with that homo comment earlier

>>2608334
What exactly was the homo comment you connoisseur you...

>>2608317
This

>>2608339
Assuming you're the same guy and or cuck
>>2608284
>Nobody is reading this poem homo

>>2608343
Why are you so angry??? Did or does your mom bang a black guy?? Dude stop projecting on an ANONYMOUS internet forum.

>>2608043

She's way too hot to be squandered on a masculine gimmick. She should switch out the flexing for more of her dance-like moves like that cartwheel thing that she does on the way to the ring.

She really needs to start taking her wrestling training more seriously, though. She's so under-developed in the ring that she doesn't really have a style.

>>2608353
Jeez man, I see what's wrong here.. look man I'm sure you mom and dad loved each other alot but it's not my fault that dyrone is gorilla fucking her, dude i know they said it wasn't your fault but you're a big boy now so it's time to realize that the thing that lived in their house doing nothing but playing Vidya and fapping only to wipe the splooge on its pillow cases drove a wedge between them while they were trying to figure out how the raised an autist

>>2608358
Alexa needs to embrace being hot.

>>2608364

>basically Harley Quinn
>not embracing being hot

>>2608363
That's amazing and from your post I can tell you're drunk. You get a pass for your autism tonight kiddo. I remember my first beer little homie.

>>2608368
She needs to slut it out brother. I speak for everyone when I say it's best for business.

>>2608371
>I remember my first beer little homie
Shit man if only you could actually use autism as an excuse

>>2608385
Soooo autism is yours???? Just trying to make sure

>>2608371
That's pasta moron.

>>2608398
I doubt it bro

>>2608398
What kind of pasta would you like to eat tonight fatass?

>>2608397
Boooiiii but it is the reason your parents don't mention you to anyone anymore

>>2608414
That didn't answer my question you tubby mongoloid. What kind of pasta would you like since food is all you can think about slugger.

she needs bigger boobs

>>2608043
That was when she was at the top of the hotness scale. Fuck. I miss that semen demon

>putting this much creative thought into womens '''''wreslting'''''

seek sex

>>2608280
lmfao this delusion

she is a slut with nudes floating around.

dana sucks in the ring and on the mic. it's actually painful to watch her cut a promo. she needs to be future endeavored so she can go on to do porn.

>>2608434
>she is a slut with nudes floating around.
So? You some kind of prude, faggot?
>Dana sucks in the ring and on the mic. it's actually painful to watch her cut a promo.
eat shit

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Dana looks like the type of woman who pushes back when you fuck her ass. She should be Women's champ