APOLOGIZE

> a lister
>handsome
>hot wife
>works marks

LITERALLY BASED

>>2607883
>lost weight
>gained height
>had sex
>took a shower
>hit the weights
>got a clue

Main Event Miz is quickly becoming the GOAT

why would i apologize if i have full faith in Based Hollywood Mike

How can one man be so based?

>>2607944
Literally became the GOAT when he stopped using his fedora

>>2607910
You mean smarks

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>>2607957
>works the marks
>works the smarks
>works the anti-smarks

He better win MITB this year

There is a local smark facebook page that is crying because based miz won. I hate those faggots

>>2607957

Its a smackdown exclusive ppv

>>2608013
post it lad

Does Miz need a stable? It would give Samoa Joe, Axel, and Bo something to do.

>>2608027
stables suck

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do you think he sucks on her toes every night?

>>2607883
I will when I see the rating.

>>2608188
Miz literally and unironically gets her to walk into their bedroom every single night with this playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlgsIQXFCTw

>>2607993
MITB is a /smack/ ppv

Is he the first to pin Baloretty?
BASED
GOAT

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>Chiseled body
>1.88m
>'Money maker' good looks
>Perfect white teeth
>Beautiful blue/green eyes
>Amazing sense of fashion
>God tier mic worker
>Movie star
>Great actor
>Good friends with John Cena
>Main evented Wrestlemania
>Never lost a singles match at Wrestlemania
>BTFO his haters
>Worked hard to achieve his childhood dream
>Earned the respect of the locker room despite being sneered at upon signing
>Always willing to put people over
>So good he managed to get John Morrison over
>So good he managed to get Alex Riley over
>So good he managed to get Damien Sandow over
>So good he managed to get Cena vs Rock over
>So good he managed to get Dolph Ziggler over
>So good he launched Daniel Bryan's career despite him being a manlet
>Greatest Intercontinental champion of all time
>Best Figure Four Leglock in the business
>Host of Miz TV, the greatest talkshow in history
>Works the smarks
>Works the marks
>Works the anti-smarks
>Works 300+ days every single year with no injury
>Works 4+ star matches on the reggie
>Carried 3 no psychology indy midgets to a 5 star match
>Delivered promo of the decade
>Worked Renee Young
>Worked Dean Ambrose
>Worked Dolph Ziggler
>Worked Daniel Bryan
>Worked CM Punk
>Worked Chris Benoit
>Worked JBL
>Worked Alberto Del Rio
>Worked Layla's labia
>Married Maryse
>Net worth is over $5 million
>Will have a long and fruitful career as a manager, commentator or even actor, while CM Punk has to kill himself wrestling for outlaw promotions to fund AJ Lee's boyfriend's son through college

>>2607883
I thought this was Rick Martell for some reason. Almost the same gimmick anyway.

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>>2608795
BASED

>>2608798
came here to post this. with that pose, sunglasses, those pants and sicc abs he looks just like him

>>2607883
Miz and Alexa is pretty much identical; great talker compared to others but underwhelming in the ring.

>>2608807
Alexa is infinitely more talented.

>>2608807
Great heel psychology that helps put faces over though. Compare lackluster Miz hyping up Seth Rollin's offensive versus Samoa Joe keeping the crowd quiet.

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>>2607883
>KEK

I'M SORRY