Raw game thread #5

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IF I DONT GET 2 (YOU)S IM GONNA POST IT

IT'S MAIN EVENT TIME BAY-BAAAAYYYYYY!!!

zero pop for this irish manlet kek

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>>2607593
DONT

What a fucking shitty crowd they didn't even interact with Balor's theme

>>2607593
DO IT YOU PUSSY

>>2607606
Cuz he's shit

Did Reddit book this fucking show?

Deanetty everywhere, and Finn Borelor in the main event

>>2607593

No

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nth for fuck off back to circled cancer redditors

>>2607593
DID SOMEONE SAY ARBY'S?

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

Based Miz needs to help these retards have a match and not hurt themselves.

Looks like a good table for 3 episode.

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>>2607618
Make me bitch

Table for 3 looks based this time

>>2607613

>deanetty is reddit

Everyone loved dean until he wasn't the indy darling who got screwed over and it became cool to hate him.

Back to squared circle with you.

Miz is winning this right?

AWSOOOOME!!!

so who's going over here? or is there going to be a dq finish with a bray run in

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Two sweet me hootskis

>>2607593
NO PLEASE NO

Finn Balor is infinitely less interesting than Roman Reigns

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is he white?

>>2607621
Papi que porquería de Ram

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I honestly don't know who's luckier:

Miz cause he gets to fuck Maryse or Maryse cause she gets to fuck Miz.

>>2607593
JUST DO IT!

>>2607593
Yes please

>>2607649

No

>>2607623
Who is it

MARYSE STEP ON MY BALLS PLS

>>2607621
Aqui.
>>2607641
\m/

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>>2607641
always famm

Finn and Seth will destroy each other and Miz will sneak in for the pin

>>2607649
Who is he?

Miz better wins

>>2607658
Kurt, Edge and Christian

If we were gay, this would be a dream match, no?

do you have a chest hairier than seth rollins?

>>2607663
Whos eating the pin tho? Or is Joe gonna involve himself?

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>>2607641
here ya go brother

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>>2607649
>Pinoy
>white

>>2607649
In Japan his gimmick was being pinoy

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>>2607649
>Is the Fil(ipino) Am(erican) flash white

Table for 3 is actually a good concept and could be interesting but it ends up feeling so contrived.

>>2607667
Nice. Anyone watch the Shawn and an one? Any good?

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>>2607668
>If

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>>2607667
>Christian
BASED

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>>2607668

>If

Is the Intercontinental title important now?

miz cucking them two fags kek
or...
is miz the cuck bc he just wants to watch

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Blacked.com

>>2607675
I thought it was the Flim Flam Flash

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>>2607668
>if

It always gives me a fuzzy warm feeling to see Miz entering the stage with Maryse. They always look so happy together, like they truly love each other.

yeah it sound kinda lame but it always makes me feel nice to see a happy couple.

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>>2607641

>>2607683
Rhyno gets better and better he used to be so boring

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>YOU SUCK MIZ
>YOUR WIFES A BETTER WRESTLER
kek

>>2607684
Nope. Cole just kept fucking it up

I thought this match was for the universal championship number one contender not the ic, fuck this shit.

What does Seth "freakin" Rollins mean?

>>2607681
Now that the Universal Title is gone they need to make the IC an important title

>>2607687
same tbqhwyf

>>2607694
no character

>>2607689
Slater is teaching him

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>>2607693
>the IC Championship is the highest title on RAM
>Deanetty is the highest champion on RAM
FUCKEN WEW

>>2607694
he was tyler fucking black on the indies

>>2607694
Nothing but they cant say babydick on tv so they use "freakin"

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>Sloppy Joe is so irrelevant that he hasn't even been mentioned tonight

Club has to debut tonight right?

>>2607694

It means he's edgy and gay as fuck. More lame attempts at getting him over when the only time people liked him was when he was taking out Roman.

>>2607695
Why the fuck do they keep renewing Lesnar's contract? Does he really attract metal currency?

It would be such an honor to watch The New Day run train on my wife.

Oh, and don't forget to Feel The Bern in 2020!

>>2607694
PG is a hell of a drug.

>>2607693
Brock isn't working until summerslam and they need to do something that seems at least a little important

>>2607687

Makes me bitter as fuck because they do seem legitimately happy.

>>2607705
Have sex

>>2607694
it's like the Whole Fuckin Show, but for wwebabbies

>>2607708

wat?

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>kenny powers vs alien
>imax
fuck that sounds bretty good

>>2607704
probably not, expect a run in by Bray or some other dumb shit instead

>>2607693
>>2607700
At least that means that Braaaaaaaun is challenging lesnar at balls of fire

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Apollo can't keep getting away with this.

So, between Summer Slam and Mania the IC will go back to worthless?

>>2607712

I tried, wife went to bed. Did any new Paige stuff leak after the butt dildo.

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>>2607694
Really?

>>2607711
why bitter? for me it's the total opposite, it kinda gives me hope to find that special someone, i really do.

It's hard watching a 3 hour show with no Jinder to look forward to.

>>2607707
He does not as much as he use to in 2014-15

>>2607716
No simpy for those colonist losers going up against legit freaks

>>2607722
pretty much

>>2607724
Is that the American Bad Butt?

>>2607726
i too, feel slightly jindered

>>2607731
More the "big evil" gimmick he did for a while

>>2607725

>why bitter?

I just found out my ex is getting married, but it I agree it is a nice thing.

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>>2607720
>Braun kills Bork on Balls
>Braun is Galactic Chump
>record high ratings
>Ramen appears after injury to beat him with one spear
>record low ratings
>mfw

Why is Peter Steele guy and his mom in different spots now?

>spurs

>>2607723
No, and I wonder why they didn't leak any more

Is it me or do the game threads feel extra dead tonight?

>>2607737
Is there anything Harden can't do?

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>>2607737
>reptars

That botch

Jesus Christ

>>2607740
ur xtra gay

>>2607740
*shrugs* Ratings in freefall

rollins got hopps

>>2607744
He's smaller than Rollins apparently.

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miz is the best in multiman matches

plays to his strengths

>>2607740
Dead Ram

they are really trying to hard to pretend the Intercontinental belt means something

>>2607740
Ram is extra shitty.

>>2607746
That botch was so bad, it looked like a counter.

Did Seth miss with his cross-body? I'm not sure how else that can happen.

>>2607740
What's the difference. It's RAM.

>>2607756
I think so

>>2607756
he looks like he way over shot and Balor tried to save it

This match is pretty good

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Dbry at home, watching raw, posting on ledit

>he's not even that good
>weak promos
>doesn't even wrestle stiff
>plays it too safe

>>2607746
>>2607756
Can someone post a webm?

did seth break his neck

>>2607753
Miz busted his ass to give the IC belt some dignity and deano just took it back to the trashcan

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How did Seth and Finn go from "We want to fight Brock Lesnar" to "We want to fight Dean Ambrose" ??

I fucking hate how every time Miz does the kicks, one commentator says Miz made them famous and every fucking time the other has to point out they are Daniel Bryan's kicks

>>2607740
i kinda dig it, i can actually follow w things itt
not just sift through dozens of posts each refresh

>That fucking kick

Based Balor

>people clapping during a wrestling match
I hate these crowds

Ffs I want him just for one time to deliver that last kick

>He is truly special
>Booker T literally calling Fuckboi Finn retarded

Looks like Seth is losing feeling in his fingers he keeps flexing his hand this maybe the begining of the end after that botch.

What would happen if Seth countered Finn's sling blade with a sling blade???

>>2607762
Seriously.
>Throw one opponent into another so that he lands in a headlock
>Dropkick the standing opponent so that he DDTs the guy you tossed at him
THAT is a hell of a spot.

>>2607767
Happens to the US title constantly

>1916
Why is that the name of the move?

Balor should be the UC.

>>2607581
Based Demon Kang literally carrying these scrubs holy fuck

Gay people have dicks?

>>2607781
>>2607783
back to woo or reddit right now

Finn and Seth have pretty good chemistry

The Miz is bringing it tonight. He's keeping pace really well.

>>2607780
Potato Rebellion

>who knew that in 24 hours the irish could revolutionize dentistry?
audibly keked

>>2607780
Because Bloody Sunday isn't PG enough

kek that kick whiffed so bad

>>2607781
>>2607781
>i-i-i'm a hugger

>Finn Balor going for the skull crushing finale
What did Michael Cole mean by this?

>gets the shoulder up
>MIZ KICKS OUT

remove Cole

BASED KING OF SAFE STYLE

>>2607793

I've got the volume really low so I thought Miz dodged it.

>>2607768
Brock's not gonna show up for a month.

>>2607789

Miz literally made last week's match work until Bray fucked it up.

Miz makes shit work.

Miz is the best.

>>2607786
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>2607780
I think it comes from Bloody Sunday, what it was called on the indies, even though the actually bloody sunday took place in 1920

ALEXA why did they take away based Christley

All those kids thinking any match is awesome nowadays

This is a hell of a match. It's almost made the last 2:45 worth it....but not really

Props to these guys though

>This is awesome

Then cheer it you fucks. Stop fucking chanting

This is actually a really good match.

Can I get a hell yeah?

>RAM not ending with show vs Braun

Fucking dropped

>>2607801
He even saved the mixed tag match at Wrestlemania. He's a good showman

MIZ'S HUSBAND

>ram main event better than the whole ppv the night before

botch t

lol that Rollins fan

I only now just realized this is a match for number one contendership to the INTERCONTINENTAL title, not the jelly roll, anyone else?

I cant wait for Dean to make all this hard work useless

>seth not even grabbing Finn's head

muh knee

How can you not love kick outs?!?!

Miz in another MOTY-tier match. Thank you Miz.

>>2607811
It's great. This is the Seth Rollins / Finn Balor I expect not what they have done lately.

Mased Miz keeps drawing dimes

This match saved RAM

Falcon arrow should be seths finisher instead of that shit knee tbqh

Seff doing bretty good
that splash was wild

this is awful

>le kick outs

puke

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>Holy shit

MOTY until that stupid run in

Fuck this fucking company

BALORCLUB

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>samoa joe to ruin the match

....Really?

>Yet another Match where Miz steals the show and some fat no skill interferes and ruins it.

ENOUGH RUN INS WHAT THE FUCK

>Oh shit

pretty exciting shit goin on, famm

This match was really good but it's just so insanely overbooked.

HERE COMES THE SPOOKER!

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based miz carrying these outlaw shitters to a great match

That censored "OH SHIT!" from Miz

>kek

Will Cole be fined for saying suicide on live tv?

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OH SHIT

>Finn v Wyatt

2spoopy

Based Miz

WTF I LOVE MIZ NOW

>literal MOTY ruined by stupid run ins

holy shit

>Balor vs Bray
>Miz #1 contender

I didn't know I wanted it.

JOEEEEEEEEEE

>How can he still be healthy?

BALOR STUCK INTO A MIDCARD FEUD WITH BRAY

HAHAHAHAHA

>>2607837
Kek

Fuck this shit, based Miz stealing the show only to have this shit go down two weeks in a row.

BASED MIZ

THAT SON OF A BITCH

>no one on /asp/ predicted demon kang vs wyatt

lmfao btfo by WWE writers

BASED MIZ

at this point point Bray Wyatt needs to start putting clown makeup on

why does the eater of hot pockets have to ruin everything

NOT KINO

Those 3 worked really well together desu.

Great match

>Fedora wearing faggot ruins match.

why can't they just book a match? like a match that just happens without 85 storylines intertwining

boy...that ending was a shitshow
ruined a great match

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

M I Z
I
Z

BASED MIZ
BASED MIZ
BASED MIZ
BASED MIZ

So is this Wyatt taking an interest in Miz or does he have nothing better to do and interrupted 2 main events?

MIZ WINS CAUSE HE HAS NO NATURAL ENEMIES AND EVERYONE LOVES HIM

This match reminds me why we use to call sef the A+player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On0JojVQ9eg

DO WHAT THEY ARE TOLD

THEY HAVE NO FREEDOM
THATS WHY IT SUCKS ASS

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RATE THIS RAM

what a clusterfuck match

That was a good Abigail

MIZ YES! BOOKING WINS!

holy fuck this overbooked mess

>>2607863

you serious nigga? everyone called that shit when balor returned

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Good shit

wtf I love Wyatt now

indy gay community manlets BTFO

HOLLYWOOD MIKE WINS AGAIN

he can't keep getting away with this

>>2607863
wyatt has been hovering around Balor since he interrupted his celebration when Jinder clocked him

BASED MIZ

>>2607855
shut up. that run in was awesome. I like how he teleported out

>>2607877
You're here 24/7. SAD!

Why

GG. RAW WHAT A BUNCH OF BULLSHITT

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSZvR5sDGJl/

BASED MIZ

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>I CAME TO FUCKING PLAY!!!

>nobody ran in to take out Miz

would have been funny for all 3 to get jumped

Shit like this is why Raw ratings are in the shitter.

>Finally have quality wrestling and a good match.
>Gotta have the token appearances to push stupid fucking storylines.

How many wrestlers in the WWE can teleport? I count at least 3.

DUDE

RUN INS

LMAO

>>2607877

That matched?

9/10 but overbooked to hell and back. The rest of RAM shit/10.

What the fuck. The match was pretty fucking good. Why did these 2 fat fucks have to interfere?

>miz vs dean AGAIN

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

CAME 2 PLAY BOIS

>>2607877
that is fucking adorable
7/10

>>2607863
Everyone knew about it they had bray and Balor talk during the draft setting up the feud.

>all these cunts whining about the "ruined" ending
Stop treating wrestling like its a real sport.
And yes, that IS what you're doing when you whine about dirty finishes.

>Raw PPV and the following night end on a heel winning

Well, we made it another week, ramheads.

>>2607856
Do you realize it's for the IC title? I only ask because they did not make that very clear

Last time Bray interrupted a match was also to help The Miz. Anyone remembers that we came with the idea of a Miz/Bray team?

Bray continues to be spooky, and Miz gets him into MizTV. Maybe even Miz becoming a Wyatt family member?

>>2607905
BOOKING

NO TALENT

NO PASSION

SAME 5 MOVES USED 10 TIMES A MATCH
SAME MOVEMENT


NO ATTITUDE

>>2607868
Good analogy for current day wrestling

>suck bus

I want to fucking watch this

>>2607899
>implying shit like this wasn't the reason they had the highest ratings of all time

great finish
this will bump my rating to 6.5/10

>>2607899
I hate storylines too

>MAKE THE TWO FAT GUYS RUN IN AND RUIN THE MATCH, I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMN IT

I think I'm actually fucking done watching this shit

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>>2607641

10 STAR MATCH WWE DID IT AGAIN BOYS

>>2607885
>>2607889
>>2607908

worked :')

>>2607915
I'm pretty sure it's just to set up Bray vs Balor ultimate spookfest 2

did cesaro and sheamus get a new intro?

>>2607911
Ik do these dumbasses not realize they have to set up storylines?

>>2607930
wut

jesus man ruin a great match with run ins. Feels like this happens every week on Raw. fuck this show ill just watch smackdown. Based Miz tho

It probably looks pretty silly to the audience when Bray "teleports" in. The TV shows the flashing images while the live audience watches Bray run into position and they just stand and wait for the cue to resume.

>>2607923

have you hard about this blood drive movie?

Ok, so I guess I missed the Roman Reigns/Braun Strowman '''AFTERMATH''', what was it?

>Friday Night Tykettys
No thanks, going to wait for the return of based Chrisley

>>2607940
the lights go out in the arena, dude

just like Taker

>>2607832
Yup ever since I first saw it, it looked more like a finisher than 90% of the finishers.

>>2607943
AYO LIL NIGGA RUN THE BALL
god i miss that sassy twink

best rollins' performance since Summerslam 2015 imo

Of course Reddit fags are creaming their pants over this shitshow.

And we wonder why wrestling is dead

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>>2607940

>>2607649
>flip that does flippy shit
>looks 17 at 40
>"white"

>>2607954
Maybe you should stay there, then

I'd just like to point out: In terms of memorable shit, this was a fantastic Raw. Those dean segments were great, the main even was great, bliss is always great, ect.

HOWEVER, even with that being said, I was still bored as fuck through most of this show because they had to fill THREE FUCKING HOURS.

>>2607942
kurt came out and said they are still feuding basically

also braun got "injured" from the ambulance door

>>2607954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On0JojVQ9eg\

BECAUSE
THEY REFUSE TO HAVE INTENSITY IN WRESTLING ANYMORE OR FREEDOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YzH_vsmTws

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdHOnQIW1k8

no personality

no nothing

>>2607911
Generally when one thing I was really enjoying has a shit ending setting up a bunch of feuds I don't give a shit about, I care about the shit ending ruining the thing I was enjoying. Real sport doesn't equate into that. AJ vs Minoru Suzuki has a shit ton of run ins and interference and that match kicks fucking ass.

It's possible to do it without it being shit. Here, it was shit.

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> fat white mom with half black daughter
is there anything more trashy?

>>2607983
mcdonalds and pepsi enslaving all of the populace to buy things till death black and white

The problem with the ending isn't the run-ins themselves, but the implication of the storylines

>Bray v Finn
Sucks because Finn deserves better, the promos will be ass, and Wyatt will fucking lose when he desperately needs momentum

>Miz v Dean
We've seen this a million times

>Seth v Joe
Everyone's fucking over this shit. This match was the most over Seth's been in over a year, he's always been on the cusp on being fully over as face but never quite there. Him winning could've cemented it. Instead, we're getting more shitty "work the knee." Especially, the idea of him fighting Dean would've felt fresh now, elevate the IC title, and could've had cool redemption implications for Seth. But I guess not.

Fuck.

>>2607987
rly made me think. dam

>>2608000
It is damn trashy though

>>2608000
Yeah they litterally throw you into the trash when they are done with you

Any video of Matt and Jeff from tonight? I forgot about RAW airing and missed the show.

>>2608052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYk4xQ0pYJM