2 HOURS LEFT!!!
miz BTFOing everyone
I NEED Maryse to step on my balls NOW!
who here /SMACK/
>deanetty
>jasethy
>finn balorina
>miz
the state of this shitshow
i can hear the millions turning off their tv
YA ALSO THA LATEST MEMBA OF DA FINN BALORE JUST KICKED MY ARSE CLOBB
DON'T BULLY MIZ
>Deanetty and Jasethy on the same show
State of RAM
WOW! WHAT AN ENTHRALLING STORYLINE!
I COULD TELL THIS PROGRAM HAS 6 WRITERS!
IS THERE A MORE CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL ANGLE THAN RANDOMLY GENERATED SUPERSTARS CUTTING GENERIC "I'M BETTER TAN U LES FITE" PROMOS??
Why did Kurt come back. Off screen cameo
>>2606615
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
where tf is kurt
kill them all Lesnar
>>2606615
I JUST GOT HOME, WHAT DID I MISS IN THE LAST HOUR?
>commentators say kurt set up the match earlier
>kurt can't even be bothered to come out during this segment
WTF
just got in, anything remotely interesting happened?
>I go your number from Foley
Kek
>>2606630
Literally to use his name for an attraction
>Seth's 'got em' face when Miz told off Deanetty
omg I'm laughing so hard. Dean is so d*mn funny
>>2606621
tfw maryse will never walk over your cock barefoot
>>2606615
Fuck I thought we were atleast half way through the show.
That match might be good
>>2606615
Friendly reminder that ywn see foxy and SashA+ lez out
;_;
>>2606637
>Miz dropping that truth napalm on Dean
Hot DAMN
>Mick Foley gave me your number
>Booker 2 minutes later: I GAVE IT TOO EM NIGGA
>>2606637
Same here although if I were to guess no
Strowman vs. Reigns - Ambulance match for next PPV
Hey that's actually a pretty good match.
>>2606637
Jinder was traded back to Raw and got a monster pop
wait wut, they wanted to go for the raw championship... not the intercontinental championship
>>2606630
WWE offered him milk
Stupid Booker saying I have it to him. Are you even listening, he said Foley gave it to him
>>2606637
You missed roughly the first 30 minutes of nothing but Diva shit and then memezo and big ass
>>2606657
Brock isn't around
IC top title now
Kalisto ded
>>2606646
Because of Finn and Seth.
Match doesn't need Miz shitting it up. He is only there to eat the pin.
>>2606648
>>2606646
you made me laugh
>>2606659
would u be listening if u were sitting there
>>2606633
no lie, I can watch brock beat the shit out of people for hours.
reminds you though that no one out there is believable against brock.
Stroweman is a nobody, Reigns is a nobody..
who the hell else is there?
>>2606642
her feet were built for sex!
>Has texting keyboard open as he's "calling" Kurt Angle
What did he mean by this?
>>2606635
>20 minute diva promo
>15 minute 8 tag womens fight
>memezo vs festus looking guy
>cruiserweight promo
end.
>>2606657
something something B+ players
Wait, what? All of these guys come out and cut promos saying they want Bork and the galactic championship, then they just decide the intercontinental championship is okay too?
>>2606659
what do you expect from a chimp? ooga booga
Lol did 2 people going for the championship got tricked into fighting for the intercontinental title? This is the most random booking ever.
>arrives
>gets bullied
>repeat
why can't nice things happen to mike
>Raw Gamethread
> 32 posters
The state of wwe and asp
>somewhere in the world little jenny and pajeet and crying together watching this
>>2606657
Kek
They said Brock isn't around so this is the #1 title now.
I know it was very easy to tune out
>>2606669
Oldberg
>>2606665
lets not be full of shit.
Miz is above 'good' in the ring.
guys
guys
remember the house of horrors match?
>they pause the hits
fuck wwe
LOL ROMAN LOST
>>2606664
My fuckin nigga
That show was the shit
>>2606675
holy shit, simpsons called it again
>>2606670
Beautiful
>>2606677
>why can't nice things happen to mike
m8, he's married to Maryse. He already won the lotto
>Strowman looking weak
THIS FUCKING SHOW SUCKS
>>2606676
>Lol did 2 people going for the championship got tricked into fighting for the intercontinental title? This is the most random booking ever.
Kurt pulled a jedi mind-trick on them.
> We want Universal title
> That is not the title you are looking for
>>2606664
My sides.
is ramen ded?
>>2606678
NBA Playoffs on nigga. I'm just popping in occasionally to shitpost and get some (you)'s
Baby all of these things made me who I am
Baby all of these things made me who I am
Baby all of these things made me who I am
Whoa oh oh oh ohhh
we all know they're gonna do the same stupid shit where they made the US belt the "top" Smackdown belt when they didn't know if they were gonna have a belt, then turn around next week and have a #1 contenders match for the WWE belt
so the question is, who wins the #1 contenders match next week?
>>2606697
>dean actually just called domino's and just said that there was a 3 way for number one contender
>>2606665
Finn Balor is objectively a shit wrestler
all he does is spam dropkicks. Hasnt had a single good match. Even Miz is better
>>2606676
>>2606677
He's married to Maryse and gets to bang her everyday all without having to deal with any shitty children. Good things did happens
Why can't I have a qt hick chick, /asp/?
>>2606712
Because you're a nigger
What should I fap to tonight? No gay shit
why is this thread so dead
>>2606716
BBC
>>2606712
just go to a trailer park and done
>>2606705
He also doesn't belong in the main event. He's a true vanilla midget. Standing in the ring with average guys like Dean, seth, and miz made it more apparent
>>2606714
He's got one foot in the door then
>>2606719
Because it's Raw
>>2606716
ultimate surrender
>>2606716
Traps
Wow listen to dat monster pop for the cruiserweights
noam dar's entrance theme is goat
>>2606719
Because RAM is fucking shit and ded.
How do they change the ropes so fast?
>>2606719
no Hardys
no Braun
no keks
just disappointment
Are we sure kurt is actually the gm?
All the tag matches making me think it is actually teddy.
>>2606703
nobody gives a shit about the intercontinental championship, such damage has been done to the belt's reputation that only a few people can give it relevance again: brock (he's already busy with one title), aj styles (on smackdown), braun strowman or jeff hardy.
>You don't have to be a farmer on farmersonly.com
Why not rebrand?
How many piss breaks in a row is this now?
everyone post your best little miss bliss pics
>No Alicia FUUUUuuuuuuuuCKS
>>2606732
its fucking fiber optic cables you dipshit
>>2606712
>google "hot guy"
>make best attempt to look like that
>say as little as possible to let chicks know you're the type of guy who goes on /asp/
who /AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/ here?
>>2606716
NTR
>>2606719
It's a horrible Raw...
Seriously it's only 9:13 and I started falling asleep around 8:50 watching it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2606734
>Undertaker retires
>Teddy Long quits
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Another six-man tag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2606739
fuuuuccckkkkk that sex hair. That sex expression.
Where's Gran Metalik? Was he let go?
>>2606716
traps
>>2606739
BASED SCREAMING JAP
>>2606739
>Swann is back
based
LOL, Gentleman Jack is like the new age memeweight version of Hacksaw Jim Duggan, but with an umbrella instead of a 2 x 4
>>2606732
ever heard of spraypaint?
desu, how many matches has Gallagher had in the last month? Respect for his on-screen work ethic so far even if I dislike the fucker.
>>2606716
Jeff Hardy
I feel like Tozawa and Jack could be way more fun if they had better writers
So when does the show actually start?
>Jack handing out umbrellas
>"Well folks, this is what 205 live is all about!"
Jesus Cole, just shut the fuck up... You're so goddamn awful.
>>2606756
What a fucking milf
>>2606748
>holla
>holla
>holla
>>2606761
so nothing like him, but he carries a prop.
got it
>>2606719
Lol we're watching RAM
>>2606754
Botched his debut hard so he's on the wwe live tour
Neese grew on me, first i didnt give a fuck now he has really improved his gimmick
>>2606768
i wish jr would come back
based gook keeping the crowd in their seats
>MANLET TORTURE RACK
O I A M LAFFING
Nese is the best
>>2606773
English Gentleman vs. Gruff American Patriot
>purple ropes
>>2606780
AAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAH
>>2606732
It's one of the best kept secrets of wwe along with how much they spend on those lights they hand out for Bray Wyatt's entrance.
does anyone want to watch RAW with me?
>>2606788
Post your dick first.
KENDRICK.....I CHOPPEE CHOPPEE YOUR.....FLAG POLE
>>2606788
Eww. You have cooties.
>>2606788
bring back trapposter
here now shut the fuck up faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jx6auosQDY
>>2606788
kik bb?
>>2606788
You look fat.
>>2606788
post dick
>>2606788
post feets
>>2606788
>no
go away.
>>2606786
Hugger section and Cesaro section signs as well
>>2606788
Clean up that closet you fucking lazy whore
>>2606788
>that nose
Gonna need a profile on that
>>2606788
>>2606788
lose weight
>>2606795
How do they make the ropes red again?
>>2606801
fucking unreal
Finn sucks
Fuck off back to nipland, midget
>>2606811
Spray paint
perfect time to do laundry
>>2606803
>Hugger section
Some faggot in a baayley shirt was placing them on all the seats on the camera side.
>>2606801
Hmm just imagine a 3some alexa&mom
>>2606811
i think its tape
>>2606788
Yes
This guy looks like Sandow lmao
>>2606784
I read in a thread last week that they have like 100 guys come out and do it during commercial. This cruiserweight shit needs to stop.
>>2606815
OiK Moi Baaaad
If /asp/ was a cruiser weight they would be Tony Neet
That was a laugh worthy spot
>>2606795
So WTF is up with the tape? Does it make the ropes less slippery so they can get better footing for vaults & shit or is it purely for aesthetic purposes?
If the latter then that sure is a big waste of time & money just for purple colored ropes that serve no actual purpose
>>2606788
post asshole pics
>>2606811
its all tape, its raw ropes/ cw ropes / raw ropes
>>2606823
How much tape do they go through a year? What a waste of money
>>2606826
If Tony Neese stole TJ Perkin's gimmick, he'd be Tony L33t
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Torture Rack - The match
> this little nigga thinks he's Lex Luger or something
>yfw you imagine your life if you had tony's physique
>>2606788
how many penises have you sucked?
>memeweights come on
>thread literally comes to a stand still
>>2606795
Why aren't they wearing shoes?
you know your division is garbage when all you can do is put on tag matches
>>2606843
after a handle of vodka..
>>2606843
let's kik bb. I will tell you there.
thank god for aries and neville, the rest of these clowns are awful
kendrick and neet is passable
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2606843
you're fat, m8.
How do rawtists put up with this garbage every week?
>>2606742
Hahahahahaha
>>2606843
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
My nigger ISP finally restored my connection after 2 days. Should I watch Payback or what's left of RAW
>>2606843
We could do some wrestling in the comercials
Gallagher vs CM Punk in MMA match.
>>2606843
>Fat
>Doesn't have fat tits
God damn you lost the titty lottery. I can deal with fat chicks if they have big tits but you don't have shit. Do you at least have a nice ass? Post pics.
>>2606843
a lyposuction
>>2606843
I'd give you a number to a personal trainer.
>>2606795
so unnecessary, and buries the division by making them seem like a sideshow
really fun match desu senpai
>>2606843
>still no ass, tits or dick
Nah m8 you can fuck right off
>>2606843
to be fair, less fat than I was expecting. Facebook angles makes me think, "Ham-planet".
There's been two too many Stevie Ray references this episode
>Raw exclusive
>Smack US Title
>Smack Ortan
>Smack BPP
>>2606843
ever been blacked?
BRUH
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHEAMUS' PROBLEM
Cessaro needs to be more stoic.
Even as heel he looks like he just wants to crack a smile
This team was already based, they're about to become too based for Raw
>>2606866
See it on 205 live
INCOMING BROKEN MATT
you virgins have the audacity to call me fat and insult me, well no more pictures for you, I'm leaving. enjoy your sausage fest. and what the fuck is blacked?
>>2606872
Bad case of ginger.
i dont want to see jeff hardys tooth fall out
>>2606872
Oh just because he's Irish he has a problem? You racist!
>heel S&C
I gotta admit this is pretty fucking cool.
Broken Matt debuting tonight, cap this
>Team turns heel
>Automatically become assholes to everyone they come in contact with
>>2606877
Incoming broken jaw
Kinda shocking how after everything he has done in his career Jeff loses his tooth to a shitty kick
>>2606878
BITCH I'M BEGGING FOR YOUR KIK! GTFO THEN
AYO CIGARETTES ARE RACIST N SHIT THATS WACK N SHEIT
>>2606878
Don't go away we love you
>>2606843
Steiner.jpg
>>2606883
You know they'll build it up for summerslam
niggas like smoking yo
who ready for /BROKEN/?
>>2606888
Crowds are supposed to cheer…faces.
And crowds are supposed to boo…HEELS.
You wanna know what the only real rule for the crowd is? If you don’t like something then don’t give a reaction, THAT’S how wrestlers get moved down the card or get gimmick changes, because the crowd isn’t reacting to him. If they are then WWE isn’t going to change that guy’s act…unless there is more money in that change or they don’t lose anything for making it.
Roman, as is, makes them an awful lot of money if his merch sales are any indication and he STILL gets positive reactions and dueling chants. WWE shouldn’t, and won’t, change up his act because he’s both a major merch mover and gets reactions.
So this ‘boo Roman because of his booking’ thing? Yeah, its NOT working. It is not accomplishing what a portion of the audience is hoping it will and the answer isn’t to just turn up the acidity of the booing and chants.
is the heel turn what Shesaro needed?
>>2606887
Virgin
>>2606891
If we get at least one Broken promo before then I'll be pretty happy
>>2606878
baby girl please! :/
Please stop posting pictures you fat race betraying whore. Leave this place and never return.
> 2 (two) Dunkin donuts commercials on TV
Fatmerica
>>2606884
>doesn't understand how heel and faces work
I swear there's nothing worse than wrestlingnewbies.
>>2606888
I fucking hate those commercials. Whole thing is invalid as soon as the bitch says they advertise to black people, "UP TO ten times more"
Its like, 1. its not racist to sell smokes to blacks if blacks want smokes.
2. you're the bad guy when you're being a lying cunt.
Cesheamus with broken hardys is gon b good
They've had really good chemistry so far
They look like the fookin eadbangas
>>2606901
and?
They won't be broken.
>not planting that tooth to get another Hardy boy
>>2606896
Broken Tooth Jeff will be awesome
>>2606906
did you win the bet on that one?
>>2606878
Kek
Oh look it's time for another fat stupid Americans promo
Based jackets
Why didn't Jeffetty's gum bleed? Did he already have fake teeth after his meth addiction?
>>2606878
audacity will be running around you
>>2606920
probably
>>2606917
>kalisto
>>2606920
I was wondering this too
They got EU flags on their jackets. fucking globalist scum
>>2606918
>fat stupid Americans promo
>Neither man is fat or american, and cesaro is fluent in 6 million forms of communication.
whoever said sheamus isnt good on the mic doesnt know shit
>>2606911
And if I can tell from three posts on the internet, any woman can tell just by looking at you.
>>2606899
>"Stop booing Roman! That'll get the WWE to notice!"
>Smarks stop booing, Romarks keep cheering
>Roman only gets cheered now
>"Oh my! Listen to those cheers! The WWE Universe is showing its support for Roman Reigns!"
Great idea, Vince.
>>2606917
based kalisto
that face turn in a month expression on cesaro
>>2606648
>SashA+
Fuck off back to squared cancer
>Sheamus talking
>Crickets
>>2606923
*would
Those jacket looks rad
>>2606930
so?
>school shooters gimmick
edgy
>>2606920
they knocked out a veneer not a tooth
He's telling the truth
>>2606920
It's said that the same tooth was kicked out earlier in TNA. That's what I heard
>>2606938
Yeh
HOLY SHIT BASED CESARO BTFOING THE SMARKS AND THEIR HYPOCRISY
>Turning Cesaro heel
y tho
>>2606920
dont druggies grind their teeth to nothing? his teeth looked big
Here it comes
>>2606941
>>2606941
Based Shesaro
Based Cesaro has a point.
I love a heel that can be empathised with.
>Cesaro's jacket with an EU flag
Switzerland isn't in the EU though, they're neutral
>>2606948
cause it was the only times where cesaro was entertaining? he instantly just became entertaining after being boring as shit since his return
>turning cesaro heel
good promo
they have a point
>>2606940
So, in short:
1. Have sex
2. Gain height
3. Hit the weights
4. Take a shower
5. Get a clue
This turn is fucking stupid. Why couldnt they just turn the fucking guido faggots. Cesaro and Sheamus were literally the best team on roster.
shamo and cesaro should be more over desu fuck this crowd.
DEL
>DELETE
>DELETE
>DELETE
Broken already
>Switzerland
>EU
Well, he got me worked
DELETE DELETE DELETE
Wear is heis accent?
>>2606957
kinda reminds me of Sagat of Street Fighter
to be honest Jeff cheated both in the Matt vs Sheamus and in Payback.
Those Nazis did the symbol!
>White supremacist hand gesture
Matt is trying to hard not to do the accent
absolutely not broken
Broken PLS
>>2606964
Because they can't be heel
NAZISSSSS
>>2606908
i'm sure rap music is targeted to nogs, but that's ok
the whole thing is just retarded
>>2606963
I was trying to have sex when you blew up at me tho
>HARDYZ USING WHITE POWER SYMBOL
NAZI GIMMICK
Based nazis
>>2606963
In that order?
Shesaro is literally nazis
If you cheer for them you are cheering for nazis
JUST FUCKING GO FULL BROKEN ALREADY
is matt drunk?
FRACTURED MATT HARDY?
WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?
>>2606966
ETE
>i feel like this is the electric company.
THEY DID IT
NAZI HARDYZ VS GLOBALIST SHESARO
BASED AF
oh shit he did it bois!
when will the new we ar da bar thing going to end with them giving thumbs down?
>Charly and Maryse on screen at the same time
MUH
slightly dented matt
>Charly
please spit in my face
THEY DID THE DELETE THING
>the Nazi boys
>it's all about the meth
>that DELETE
FUCKING HARDYS ARE ETERNALLY OVER
THEY EVEN GOT SHEMARO OVER AS HEELS
THEY ARE THE FACES VINCE WANTS
That chick from the movie reminds me of Amber Rayne.
where new day is?
charly a cute
I want to buy Sheamus and Cesaro's jackets
>>2606981
I'm not blowing up, just stating facts. You struck out long before I said anything anyway
Popeye's advertises up to 10 times more in black neighborhoods. What's up with that?
>>2607006
Smackdown
>>2607006
Smackdown
>>2607006
smackdown
>>2607006
Dead I hope
i tried studying math and realized im a brainlet now im depressed please link me to a stream.
>shawn michales in a religious movie
Wow HBK's movie looks awful
Fucking cringey christfaggotry
>>2607006
Kofi is injured, so they are off TV. They're also on Smackdown.
>>2607008
globalist scum
>>2607010
They be racis n sheit
>>2607010
supply and demand
>>2607006
Paige's haus
>>2607003
>and how you take it
>>2606986
In that order for beginners, more advanced students can do it any order.
>>2607023
Oh.....so just like Kools and Newports?
Maybe that knee-gress should stfu then
>>2607010
Iz a conspercy by the white man to give niggas heart attacks with that sweet, delicious, addictive, chicken.
>>2607009
So why you getting mad at me for trying to have sex when having sex is what you are telling me what to do?
I GOT KIDS
I NEED THIS JOB
>>2607006
SD and KO's dead
>>2607004
appeal to marks with hot topic edge
appeal to smarks with insider delete things
Based
Remember when Heath was really fucking over with Rhyno?
time to see Slyno killed
>Heath's ramp is a pool
Kek, that's actually pretty neat
>7 kids
WTF!
>Literal race war storyline
Woah
Damn, Titus sure is a pushy nigger
>>2607029
Is Titis doing BLM gimmick?
>>2607032
>he thinks i'm mad and doing anythimg other than state facts
You getting mad about your own issues is your thing, stop projecting
>>2607010
REEEEEEEE
>>2607052
Uppity even
BASED TITUS BRAND
#MAKEITAWIN
>he's a big guy
4 U
>he's a big guy
>his children belong on leashes
who /TitusBrand/ here?
>the enemy
what's that supposed to mean, Titus?
:D
>>2607064
>>2607064
>>2607064
NEW
>>2607067
WOOF WOOF
>>2607055
You brought it up for no reason though. It made you somewhat mad at least. Or did you want some epic lulz making fun of a virgin?
I honestly fucking love Rhynos eating gimmick. They need to show him walking around with a full catering cart in tow
>>2607010
Based Big Chicken genociding niggers
>>2607077
>i actually scrolled through both your shitty argument
the one asking for the kik is in the wrong. case dismissed
Apollo Crews and Heath Slater got some good pops from the crowd. What a time to be alive.
I used to have trouble falling asleep til I started watching WWE again. Fell asleep during the Hardy match last night and now here comes Coma Wyatt.