Post Payback Bar Edition

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>>2601937
>smarks don't drink

>tfw no real friends to talk about wrasslin' with

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>Single buckshot, please?

>>2601937
Celebrating tonight bar keep. What do you recommend for a guy who's waifu won her championship?

just a water, thanks.

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>>2601937
I'd like a big glass of whiskey to celebrate my guy BASED BIG BRAUN blowing the fuck out of the small puppy tonight, please.

MESSI M SSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

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>>2601937
shot of whiskey. double please

>rock bottom zero expectations
>over delivered by a mile

it was a great show
genuinely surprised

>you deserve it

kek^3

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>>2601937
Surprise me, I'm in a good mood. Jericho is /smack/ now, Braun killed Doggo, and Bliss is champ. Feels good to be a Smackchad.

6 drops of Charly Caruso's titty sweat served in a sippy cup my good man

Ill have a boilermaker

>>2602443
>glass of whiskey

Underage b&

>>2601937
A mai tai served in one of alexa bliss's shoes

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>>2602435
>What do you recommend for a guy who's waifu won her championship?

Here have some jack and coke

Glass of malk for Kurt Angel pls

>>2602449
>Messi
>Not Ronaldo
I hate you now, Cesaro.

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Drink up boys you got to see the GOAT, I swear to God in 10 years people will see her as the best female wrestler ever and one of the best performers of her era.

A patrician high ABV IPA please

>>2601937
a tall lager.
and another for STROWMAN

>>2602500
Based barjak

>>2602508
You're pathetic if you actually believe that

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>>2602520

Screenshotted, see you in 10 years bitch.

>>2601937
double G&T

So happy for my Bliss winning the title

>>2601937
whatever's on tap

>>2602560

>being this pleb

God that house of whores match was bad

I just threw up but this Orton/Orton's bitch segment makes me want to sick some more.

>>2601937
I'm buying the whole bar sone cyanide laced bloody marys..


Cheers, E Drones!

>>2602508
Jesus christ the state of blissfaggots

So will Jeff Hardy be toothless Jeff Hardy?

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You see Kevin Owens fat face on the ramp? Man he looks like those greedy fat bankers kek

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Just sitting here drinking some punch

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>motherboard dies
>pc wont turn on
>whatever. raw ppv is always dogshit
>tfw everyone is saying it's good

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>>2602485
>6 drops of Charly Caruso's titty sweat served in a sippy cup

Here is 6 drops of Charly Caruso's titty milk my good friend

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>>2602692
>You see Kevin Owens fat face on the ramp?

>>2602840
>>tfw everyone is saying it's good
They're meming you.

It was the usual WWE shit with a couple of good moments, 2 good matches and a lot of total shit.

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>>2601937
Roman Coke

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>>2602877
the story of vince fat shaming owens was true

>>2602877
Lmao

>>2602877
Lol looks like a fat panda

>>2602877
Vince stretching his face backstage on paint

Is Jeff Hardy gonna bring back that Gimmick from tna... What was it dickweed? Or twitchweed?

>>2602877
I mean what are they supposed to do? Photoshop him in shape?

>>2601937
*cracks opens door*

*walks over to bartender*
I'll have a tall nice cold tittykaka

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>>2603033

House of horror featuring jinder mahl future wwe champ

>>2602520
>>2602653
He's right, tho.

Faggot smarks need to get over the idea that wrestling is about wrestling.

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>>2601937
>What will you be having tonight

Nothing, have fun with you're liver failiure guys

>>2601937
A couple shots of Sambuca, Fireball, and Gin.

Gentleman Jack and soda on the rocks with a splash of angostura please.

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>>2601937
Is Alexa Bliss dancing tonight?

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>>2602917

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come and hangout in this hot tub guys, in celebration for Alexa Bliss

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>>2602425
DRINK UP and SHUT UP

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>when r/SquaredCircle comes to our bar

>>2601937
I'll have a screwdriver, Sorry im late

>>2601937
some molsen ehh

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>need a ride back home?

*Terry Funk playing in the backround*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkH49U9ZCj8

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it was good

Aspies what happened, I barely followed wrestling the past 3 months and I feel constantly tired

>>2603111
She is shit on the mic as well though.

Based Vince fat shaming Owens
And Hardy losing a tooth other than that payback was trash

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>>2604890

>>2602840
KO vs Jericho
>Good
Bayley vs Bliss
>Good
House of Horrors
>Shit
Samoa Joe vs Seth
>Shit
Hardys vs Sheamus and Cesaro
>Great
Roman vs Braun
>Good

>>2602840
>>2602840
What passes as "good" these days is 1 or 2 good thing happening in a 4 hour stretch. That is just not acceptable.

There were people rating Wrestlemania an 8/10 just cause of the hardyz showing up. Today's fans are idiotic.

>>2602508
>>2603111
>Le discount poor man's AJ Lee

Yawn!!!!!

>>2603264
Based Vince showing Braun his future.

>>2601937
I would like a martini with abit of Kevin Owens fat

>>2602999
Toothless Aggression

>>2602508

She's not even good in the ring....

Bout time /asp/ has a late night bar

>make /asp/ great again