WWE Payback Gamethread #0 - Preshow Edition

FIRST FOR BASED BIG DAWG WORKING THE FAT SMARKS INTO A FIT

Based SDL main eventing RAM PPVs to save the business.

>this shitty PPV taking place in San Jose

guaranteed awful event. shitty mark crowd and shitty card.

Thank God Shawn isn't on the panel. Every time he talks now, I die a little inside

Xth for what food should I get?

BASED SAM ROBERTS WORKING THE SMARKS

I'm bored already

Why the FUCK is King allowed to fucking do anything anymore

>backlash on chicago

le ebin cm punk chants

What's the stream?

Sam is the e-drone incarnate, jesus

Just because she is married now fucking Renee seems to think she doesn't have to look presentable on TV anymore.

Renee's hair
J U S T
U
S
t

>>2598068
wwe.com/wwenetwork

renee young is so hot damn

>>2598072
um what, shes gorgeous like always

>>2598066
I like his sexist jokes but they really shouldn't rely on him to actually inform the audience about anything. He just fucked up again while I typed this.

KEK Baloretty on kick off

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>>2598072

Renee needs to fire her stylist.

Sasha
FUCKING YUM

cringy banks

Ugh why do they let Sasha talk? It sounds so infuriating. Shupahstahshakeahp.

>not in my locker room
Sasha confirmed for being a man.

>>2598066
Because he nearly died live on air.

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>Renee

Haha Soth really angry his leg hope he ok though seriousily

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

>that zero dimes baseball jersey
lmao

>>2598079
Even when he was commenting on Raw every week he was pretty open about not watching SD. Too busy working the indies because he's married to 'rasslin'

Stream Link when?

>"ouh"
Seth is such a fag.

Cant wait for another 'disappointing' Samoa Joe match.

>>2598100
Top kek

Dubs confirms

reddit.com/r/WWEstreams/comments/68ighg/8pm_et_wwe_payback_2017_official_thread/dgyp9vc/
check comment for link

requesting the pics where it seems alexa bliss is cheating on murphy with seth

>>2598117
thx

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ready for the house of cringe match lads?

Holy fuck Renee looks good.

MY NAME

IM ENZO AMOREGAY

>>2598111
http://network.wwe.com/video/v1331576483

Memenzo and Big Ass

CRINGE

God i hate this little fucking wigger and big kek

AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS A BIG COCK

>>2598124
More prepared for that than I am for Roman's win

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>>2598124

Nope

Wow I love entertain so much

Get me out of this menu based promo.

Holy fucking cringe

This is cringe.

oh lord theyre actually pandering to the huge gook population of san jose

>>2598134
At least Big Cass's shirt isn't cut so thin his nipple hangs out on one side like usual.

WTF

>SAP center

No way, I use the SAP system at work! Hahah that so cool!

>these pasta niggers again

smackdown already won

Enzo rules

>>2598133
AND HE'S 4 INCHES LONG

>Poo Poo platter
BASED MAHAL VS ENZO AND CASS CONFIRMED

CASS MENTIONED US

Is this the second week in a row Cass has listed food?

poo poo haha theyll do a poo in the pants

What are they even going on about? These promos get worse every time. Thank god the goodbrothers are here to save us.

>So over you can just read off a restaurant menu

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MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA

S A W F T

pls bury these nerds based bully club

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throw em up hootskis

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Why are the club so based?
Throw up some /2sweets/

why does enzo have a lil poopoo picture over his bottom?

>>2598121
Explain yourself!

>>2598167
Reddit

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>>2598167

Sorry I haven't posted predictions yet. I'm a real pile of hot garbage.

>>2598162
CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>HIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAA
What does Andreson mean by this?

Karl Anderson bores me. At least he wears pants now, looks better than tights for him.

Let GaA cut an unscripted promo on these trash fucks

finna

yay

>>2598182
this

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>>2598174
>I bet you thought you saw the last of me.

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>>2598166
Right below you but i'm throwin em right back
>>2598171
blow me, nerd
>>2598172
right here famm

>>2598176
hot asian wife

>>2598178
Wrong. The pants are garbage.

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S'up boys.

>>2598188
Discord is for fags, fuck off.

>>2598191
yeah fucking right

>>2598170
some guy posted it on here, some fans took pictures with alexa i think in some bar, in the background you can see seth watching her. No other wwe star but them. So hiding in the background seems fishy

>>2598188
Do aspies really get together in discord?

>>2598191
Might help if I add my name. Got Enzo and Cass in this one, although I've noticed crowd have been turning.

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>>2598167

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>Good Morning Bexbro
>Good Morning Blissboi

That long hair tranny is ringside again. Distracting.

Have Enzo and Cass done anything different since their debut? Boring af

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>watching pro wrestling

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>>2598191
The fated showdown

>>2598188
Asp has a discord?
CRINGE.

That missed superkick by Gallows

fucking kek

Fuck i'm out

>>2598195
What male wwe superstar hasn't looked at her and thought about railing her?!

>inb4 Darren Young

BURIED

Why is this match so early tonight? What are they gonna do before the beginning of the show?

That finish was stupid.

Fucking buried

>>2598197
phew. thought it was your doppleganger again. was about to tell you to fuck right off

BASED CASS

>>2598215
shut up

wow they were 2 soft wow unlucky

IS there any CREDIBLE heel tag-team?

>>2598211
you could still hear the impact or was it just me? do they add a sound effect for the people watching at home or something?

>>2598215
MizTV

Holy fuckin' cringe

I thought Bullet Club was hot stuff, why is WWE burying them over and over..?

>>2598215
there is a miz tv

>>2598215
MizTV lad

HARDEEEEEEEEEES

>>2598215
Miz and Bolr

>>2598215
Quit, man. You're out of your depth.

>>2598220
no how about u shut up, nimrod???

>>2598224
>hardys win again

Zzz

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Looks like I'm taking some pre-bed xanax early tonight, boys
>>2598212
take this for the road, good brother

>>2598225
>>2598225
He slaps his thigh for the sound.

>>2598224

No

WTF

delet boyz
delet

>>2598225
They slap their legs you mark.

>>2598236
will they?

so much talk about Jeff going solo and broken matt coming back

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> 57 people blown out in the kick-off

98 / 155 left.

>>2598229
vince hates the Japanese

>>2598235
bitch, was i talking to you

thats kinda broken

>Renee's jacket

Special Guest referee confirmed?

Did they hint at going broken? 2lazy to rewind

>>2598248
>57 retards

Lmao

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>>2598248
Fuck

>>2598248
Shieeet

>Charly

Why is Broken Hardy brothers so cool? I've never seen them do broken things. Is it fun?

BASED SPLIT PERSONALITY MATT

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>>2598248
Imagine being that retarded

RENEE A CUTE

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>Papa Roach

Holy fucking yum does Carlie fucking smoking hot tonight

damn matt looks so old

DOO DOO DOO SHEAMUS AND CESARO

>>2598250
you fuck with steveo then u fuck with me
*blocks ur path*
ya finna get creamed, doofus!

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someone screengrab them legs for me jesus christ

>tfw no charlie renee threesome

FUCK OFFFF

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>Charly

TAG TEAM SYNERGY

i would like to have sex with her

>>2598269
take a shower, pinhead

Sheamus is the legal man!

Conflicted Matt and Goldust interactions

WONDERFUL!!!

>>2598246
its real to me ya dweeb

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>>2598265
she always looks hot, brother.

>>2598265
Just think about her walking around, constantly adjusting her skirt because it keeps riding up and exposing her ass cheeks.

>>2598275
i want to hold the door open for her and stutter "you're welcome" even though she doesn't say anything

>>2598277
how about i chokeslam u to hell then pee in your butt, loser!!
*adjust the glove to prepare the slam!*

>>2598275
What did he mean by this?

I'm not the only one who think Sheamus and Cesaro have great chemistry together, right?

>>2598174
>>2598186
What's wrong with you faggots

>google Charly Arnolt young
>Showing results for Charly Arnolt nude

t-thanks google

they're splitting them up soon

>>2598288
Evidently Vince thinks so too. They're nowhere near as good as Angle/Benoit, though, and at least they knew when to call it quits

>>2598289
Grow a pair, you sorry sack :)

>>2598288
They've been good. Glad it wasn't a short-lived union and I'm glad they still try to one-up each other and bicker and shit. Very entertaining.

>>2598275
>her

holy shit those boos

Roman on the preshow?

are those boos for this match?

>>2598205
>hot as fuck jpg

SAVED :)

Lol people are fed up with Orton/Wyatt

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD

>>2598299
Are they booing the house of horrors graphic?

>>2598298
a penis(female)? even better

How loud will the boos for Reigns be?

>>2598288
lowkey my favourite tag team rn desu

based crowd booing because they want to see Randy/Jinder instead

>boos for the house of horrors match
excellent

Those boos when house of memes promo comes up on tron...

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>BOOING BASED SNEK

HOUSE OF CRINGE BTFO

>Booing the HoH

KEKEKEK

They better not fuck this match up, but Wrestlemania killed all fucking momentum for this feud

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At the show

JBL walked down the ramp and the smarks booing him

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>booing the HoH match

fucking kek

RAWTISTS WILL DEFEND THIS

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>i dont know what a.... house of horrors match is...

I like Bray Wyatt, I wish he was a legit threat not just a loser who keeps chuckling

>>2598315
snek hasn't been based since Seff feud

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>The match noone wants to see
Which would you rather watch?
>House of Horrors
or
>Bra and Panties between Mae Young and Fabulous Moolah if they were still alive

this feud desperately needed to end after WM. feel sorry for both of them having to spew this shit dialogue

>>2598318
>>2598318
post seats

>"i DONT KNOW WHAT IS HOUSE OF HORRORS IS" - RANDY

I don't know what the fuck is it too

based orton

The HoH match could end up being one of those matches that's so ridiculously "wut" that it'll at least be remembered fondly. That's my hope anyway.

Why are we getting a Smackdown match on a Raw PPV anyway?

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>ppv without BMAJ

>THE EATER OF WORLDS

what did they mean by this? Is it because he is fat?

>>2598323
I'd rather the bra and panties match even if they stay dead

>>2598323
A skeleton bra n pantsu match sounds metal af

>>2598323
wtf are you on? this spooky shit is going to be awesome and hilarious

>>2598331
RAM exclusive PPV

>>2598318
Why is he even there?

Why is the King wearing a hotep nigga shirt?

Pin fall, submission... or forfeiture?

Wtf?

>>2598330
Because Bray is having a feud with Finn Balor right after and Randy is fighting Pajeet right after.

This overlap of feuds makes no sense.

>>2598248
>Tfw you niggers don't even get mine up

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As we wait, I've updated the approval ratings with the new poll. Turns out /asp/'s /goat/ WWE Champion is... AJ Styles!

Also with the end of the 16-17 season, we have a complete list of /asp/'s Top Ten for last year's season, with AJ dominating the fold there too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R-QHTAyxTE

>>2598339
>forfeiture
If you say '2spooky4me' it ends

>>2598329
this

>it'll either be such dogshit that it's just dogshit
>or it could be such dogshit that it provides glorious keks

>let's go Cena/ Cena sucks

SDL LIVING IN THE RAWTISTS HEAD RENT FREE

>>2598336
>exclusive
>randy, owens

what did he mean by this ?

renee even looks qt with that dean ambrose tier fringe

Smarks already SEETHING

>>2598323
what version of mae and moolah tho? if its the granny version then i would rather watch this HoH match

Hope the R-Orty dog doesn't get scared too bad!!! Hope he be OK!!!

I know the show has not even started but fuck it, let's rate this crap.


>4/10 House of memes will be a disaster

>>2598332
You know Vince made them call him that. Based Boss.

>Bray wins the HoH match

How mad would you be?

I can not wait to watch you guys SEETHE during the house of horrors.

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>>2598345
>>2598345
>kek


BASED MIZ not even on the main show

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renee is cute! CUTE!

>>2598338
because he iz king

>advertising for a free month while i watch on the network

only good matches will be oreowens/jericho and smo jo/seth

>>2598355
2/10

>>2598357
He's far more deserving than RO.

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>That Miz pop

This crowd came to play.

>>2598355
>Inb4 5 stars match

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>>2598357
Why would I be mad?

People were booing a Penguins jersey, not the HoH match

>>2598355
>Hardys vs Sheamus & Cesaro
>WONDERFUL

>>2598357
I couldn't care less about that match. Who wins is irrelevant to me at this point. Specially considering the outcome matters less than nothing.

Who else hopes David Otunga doesn't come back from his "movie shoot"?

>>2598357
Wouldn't fucking care

>>2598362

Yeah no shit

>the only way you cant see it

>the only way i can see your ad...

????????

>>2598360
i love renee so much, she 2 cute

lads i found a good server this is the only one i found it i hope its good for u :)

http://www.stream2watch.cc/livenow/wrestling/27427/wwe-payback-2017-live-stream

>>2598343
18+

>>2598363
>smo jo/seth
>2017
>expecting Joe to be good

I want to give Maryse a footrub

The Heel of Heels has arrived. The A-Lister is here to make the Kickoff Show legitimate without even wrestling. Based Miz is based.

Based Miz keeps drawing dimes.

DEMON
KANG

EWWWW BALORETTY

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HELP BROS

I CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN MARYSE OR HENTAI

Is this a smackdown ppv?

>Finn Cuckor

Cringe

Cringe Balor

Vince Russo gonna crazy right now.

>>2598387

hentai

>Finn
great, now I have to pretend not to be gay in front of my roommate

>finn shitlord

>>2598389
No because it's gonna suck.

i really like thin ballah

GOAT GOALOR

BASED

we wuz playin' with legos n shiet

CANT HINDER THE JINDER MOTHERFUCKER

Not gonna lie, I like that Balor shirt. Shame it probably says "Finn Balor" on the back just in case it was too subtle.

>>2598389
Hell no. We have BMAJ and Based Jinder

>>2598395
wait so you're gay then?

\o/

>James Dean cool

So, Finn is confirmed bisexual at least?

Based Brain living in anon's head rent free

>>2598380
he is still top 10 in wwe, old joe would have been top 3

>>2598390
>>2598391
BASED

Finn coming out to present his latest lego work

>james dean cool john wayne tough

god i hate corey graves

Welcome to the most must see WWE wrestling show in history! Welcome toooooo the pre-show!

Finn looks like a teenager who has decided to 'dress like a grown up' for the first time.

>Balor Club worldwide
>only has one member
>they build Legos

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>our poo Jinder will appear at HoH
>Balor will appear at HoH

BASED POTATO NIGGER WORK THE /ASP/ FAGS

does booker have a speech impediment?

>>2598395
>on /asp/
>not gay

Something went wrong somewhere

After his run in with Jinder, the back of Balor's jacket should say, "Handle Me With Care" from now on.

*collar spam

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>>2598402
It does, but it's passable

who james dean cool and john wayne tough here?

>>2598375
maybe you can dl the app and watch pre shows? who knows, glad someone is just as confused

>Balor is going to speak

Oh no

Miz is so much better than this manlet.

Based Balor

>>2598413
fresh black authentic vans are v mature

>this young man

TAKER BTFO EVEN IN RETIREMENT

>>2598417
BASED ASP MAKING BALORETTY'S FAGS SEETHE

>>2598418
Based chucky ducky living in anon's head rent free

OMFG THE CRINGE YES CHANTS KILL ME

>>2598423
That actually looks good

Based Miz speaking Vince's mind

"DUURRR THIS IS BALOR CLUB"

>>2598424
basically

>who bisexual and southern?

BASED BALDING BALOR

>THIS IS BALLAH CLUB

lmao what

Crowd is hot tonight. BBD is going to get BTFO by them

Daniel Bryan ruined wrestling

>>2598423
Hey, that's actually okay. I can live with that... even with the dumb authentic wear logo.

>>2598420
Yep. Because a steroid case can't even deliver a forearm without botching. Totally Finn's fault, you're right.

>Dish es balor cloob
Cringe

>Dis is Balor clab.

C R I N G E

DES EZ BAHLUR CLEWB

>>2598413
more like
"mom, i'm moving to LA"

Finlet is cute.

crowd is p hot.

is san jose a smarky town?

>THEY ARE THE BALOR CLUB!!!
Cringe

>>2598448
>>2598449
>hivemind cringe

cringe

>BALOR CLUB
FUCKING CRINGE

>twink potato nigger
>in a speaking segment

it's over before it began

Fuck I hate Balor. I hope he ironically gets hit by a train

GOD THIS IS MY FIRST TIME HEARING FINN ACTUALLY TALK WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM THE WAY HE PRONOUNCES WORDS ITS JUST MAKES ME CRINGE SERIOUSLY WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE POTATO NIGGERS

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>balor speaking

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HOLY FUCK IT'S STEVE AND LARSON

>Ferg on the mic
Who thought this was a a good idea?

>>2598444
What?

>>2598460
>SEETHING

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guys
ATTENTION
JINDER MAHAL v RANDY ORTON IS NOT TONIGHT BROS
ITS AT BACKLASH, THE NEXT PPV ON MAY 21

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>>2598444

>>2598456
Cringe.

>>2598435
>>2598445
When WWE's designers actually try, they can make some cool shit.

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>>2598460
He did.

>>2598445
you can wear whatever you want and you're still going to look like a faggot to everyone who sees you.

may as well get the shirt.

>>2598362
>>2598375

WWE streams PPV pre-shows on Youtube for free, fellas.

>EUROPE
>JAPAN

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>>2598454

Home of Based Big Dave, so yes.

Nakamura is better on the mic than Balor.

FACT

>>2598464
/OURBOYS/

>>2598404
yeah, but I'm not out

>>2598466
Yes chants I assume.

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> Hey we need you to design a new shirt for Nakamura
> Okay what can you tell me about him
> Well, he's from Japan...
> Say no more

>ignoring the fact that the crowd wanted Maryse in the Balor Club

>>2598478
is big dave on the PEDs guys?

>>2598402
Miz is so energetic!

>>2598468
aw fuck this PPV then man

i wanna see based hardbody Mahal

oh its a
>Ram

PPV

NOPE

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>>2598482
WHAT?

>Dubwe Dubwe Wee
Cringe.

>I GET INJURED SO I AM GOOD

>>2598479

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTpCVhggPJQ

What the fuck happened to this charisma, /asp/?

>>2598454
The Bay Area as a whole is smarky as fuck. Great for putting someone over

TWINKS BTFO

>TOO SMALL
BTFO
T
F
O

HOLY SHIT BASED MIZ LITERALLY READING /ASP/ POSTS ON STAGE

>You're too small
BASED MIKE

TOO SMALL

>YOU SEE, FINN

>>2598483
>WHERES POKE IT CHU GOD DAMN IT

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YA TOO SMALL
>YA TOO SMALL
YA TOO SMALL
>YA TOO SMALL
YA TOO SMALL
>YA TOO SMALL
YA TOO SMALL
>YA TOO SMALL
YA TOO SMALL
>YA TOO SMALL
YA TOO SMALL
>YA TOO SMALL
YA TOO SMALL
>YA TOO SMALL
YA TOO SMALL
>YA TOO SMALL
YA TOO SMALL
>YA TOO SMALL
YA TOO SMALL
>YA TOO SMALL

>>2598483
you're so fucking funny, wow

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>Miz is just a mouth piece for Vince now

DURR IM GONNA GET MY TITLE BACK

>Lesnar vs Balor

I can dig that

>>2598492
>I got concussed by Hard Body Mahal, so I am good

>>2598460
How do you get hit by a train ironically? Is there a way to get hit by a train unironically.

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That Britbong is just terrible on the mic, holy shit

TOO SMALL HOLY FUCK BASED MIZ!

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MIZ IS /ASP/

UYUM GOINA GET MUAI TIDAL BAK

lmao

>>2598485

HGH can be legal with a prescription, brother.

insider here:
Matt Hardy is backstage using his BROKEN mannerisms. Broken Matt Hardy will debut tonight after losing because of Jeff.
Believe me or not I don't care

FUCKING REKT
MIZ FUCKING BASED
SMARKS SEEEEETHING

>>2598514
>Britbong
no

>B I G G E R M E N

>>2598433
???
just curious

>EXQUEEEEZE ME

>>2598488
Dubs confirms real 2cold.

did anyone else see maryse giggle at miz when he said "exsqueeze me?"

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>faced bigger men all my life

what did Finn mean by this?

Who 6 feet + here?

>>2598514
holy fucking YUMHHGGGGNGGN!!!

"I've been facing bigger men all my life"

What did Finn mean by this?

>Finn likes bigger men
What'd he mean by this

based miz

I need Maryse to step on my balls