The absolute state of Del Taco

le mid-life crisis man

>LOOK HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS COMPANY I WORKED FOR HAHA JUST LOOK

>h-heh real men always get the girl

It's just all men for that girl del rio.

Fuck I bet a few camera men (besides maddox) even came inside her.

>Del Taco
kek

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>>2595084
ITT: E Drones foaming at the mouth


Lmfao kys

lana cant draw cause shes an annoying cunt to watch

Man, it is going to be such a shame when she murders him.

>>2595125

He's always drunk and a known steroid abuser, who's getting killed first?

>Del Justo hates WWE so much he's talking about ratings for a show that have nothing to do with wrestling

absolutely SEETHING

>>2595128
Del cucko will kill the knight family first, then his kids and finally paige.

>>2595084
Total Divas really should just focus on Paige and all the disgusting footage they certainly have of her.

>>2595084
That last picture looks like he's trying to do a Kevin Owens impression and fucking nailed it.

Didn't this guys grill get blacked?
What a cuck

Based WWE living in his head rent free

>>2595084
What a moron burning bridges. Does he not know how to be professional?

This relationship is so greasy lol

>>2595094
>>2595141
>>2595158
Yeah I mean in no way could he be interested in the show his girlfriend is on and still works for, especially not when referring to scenes of her from that show specifically. It's totally him being mad about his WWE run, right guys.

He wants Paige to raise his wife's kids

>>2595164
t. Del Taco in damage control

btw, del cucko no-showed another wcpw show tonight, because he was """"sick""""

>>2595167
>don't talk to me or my husband's daughter

I like him because he beats the shit out that degenerate slag.

>>2595172
>another
Has he actually legit no-showed in the sense that he was advertised for the show and then they come out during the show and have to tell the crowd he's not here, and several times at that?

I figure if he'd know show it would be Paige's dads shitty backyard promotion and not the one with actual views and money.

>>2595180

Let's be honest, she wears the pants in that relationship.

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BASED

i only watch td for paige and bellas desu

>haha I totally love my whore girlfriend who has multiple sex tapes, my life is just perfect hahahahaha
>oh you responded to me? you must be jealous! hahaha

cringe

I would still worship Paige's feet

>>2595084
Why does Del Rio brag about banging that slag? She's legitimately one of the worst looking women in WWE. Not really an accomplishment. I honestly think he could do better than her.

>>2595182
he was supposed to fight joe coffey. instead, they put coffey in the battle royal in the main event.

>>2595184
You think?

>>2595194
He's in his midlife crisis.

>>2595084
Why is del taco such a cuck?

He's not even legally divorce from his first wife its still on going with no update.

>>2595194
because if you havent put it together, theres a world outside of you, and a lot of people want to, and he knows it

https://twitter.com/RyseSummer/status/858134488047648768

this a wrestlers chick or actually a fan?

>>2595084
Marks living on Del Cucko's head rent free

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>A day later he says he is sick and noshows the WCPW show
LEL

he needs the alcohol to wash away the taste of her bulls cum

>>2595221
I'd be surprised if WCPW bother booking him again after that stunt.

Apparently he won the "Qatar Pro Wrestling title" 2 days ago, kek
Probably the reason why he decided to no-show tonight.

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>imagine having this guy haunt your dreams

>>2595194
He is a divorced middle-aged alcoholic foreigner with a midlife crisis.

>>2595084
Build wall

>gets drunk
>ego inflates
>must tweet about life

Is Del Rio a 19 year old College girl?

>>2595335
>alcoholic foreigner

Their relationship makes so much more sense now.

>>2595353
In Del Rio's mind, he's not a 40 year old embarrassing himself on a daily basis and getting his priorities all out of order. No, he's in the prime of his life, still a very young man and he can do whatever he wants without any consequences.

>>2595084
the murder suicide will be glorious

>>2595228
>WCPW
literally who?

>>2595084
Any wrestler who calls the fans as marks is himself a mark for the wrestling business. You will notice the most successful wrestlers rarely use that term.

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>>2595113
>E Drones

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>>2595084

>>2595159
>burning bridges

He is retiring from wrestling this year, those bridges mean nothing to him.

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>>2595774

>>2595712
I'm patiently awaiting for that. Probably is going to happen at the end of the year.

>>2595782
So he is going back to college? I can't wait till he cheats on Paige with a freshman.

>>2595860
He already graduated college before becoming a wrestler. his father Dos Caras (who is a very respected wrestler in mexico) even convinced as much promoters as he could to not hire him until he finished.

>>2595084
Beyond triggered kek
This dude lives and breaths "proving those losers wrong!!"

based el patron working marks without even getting into the ring.

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>>2595084
MARKS BTFO

>this thread

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>>2595084

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Based ADR still working you marks with a tweet.. makes himself enough publicity to work you marks this easily

>>2596201
no one would give a shit if he werent dating paige. this is ryback tier cringey stuff

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>>2596208
naw, you're worked.

>>2595084
>literally an entire thread of marks doing exactly what he said you'd do

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>>2596237

>>2595084
marks or mentally unstable wrestling fans? They should just start sending that video of his wife getting double teamed

>>2595084
>those poor RT and Favorite numbers

>>2595088
le check down man

>>2596237
>>2596201
>>2596227
>alberto del XAVIER'd SEETHING

>>2595228
They have him lined up for the Mexican tournament. He's against Rey Mysterious though so assuming he bothers to show up they'll probably just drop him in Round 1.

>>2595237
Ah, that same show Cody Rhodes was at yet he still managed to fly over to the UK to wrestle the same show Del Rio was booked on?

You know I really hate to give the internet any more ammo on this couple but dimes are dimes and this man just fucked lots of people by being a midlife crisis stereotype.

So gather round pull up a chair and choose to believe or not as I spin you a completely false tale from way back in the great bongland.

>Paige and her 8 boyfriends in one day

You see when Paige was but a lass she had a slight problem making friends with girls.

However she had no problem making friends with boys (Refugee's) as she had a secret the other girls didnt have she was in her own words "Not stuck up like them"

She would drop he drawers and the boys would flock from all corners, this would lead to an incident one day in which she went through a gang of lads in one day LITERALLY behind a chip shop.

You see the young girl made a trade she would "do anything" when she was drunk, cider was provided and the party begun she would drink some get hauled off then come back and drink more.

>Time passes and I dont know what happened at this point

Night comes and the girl is messed up all that goth shit was running everywhere and she looked like she got hit by a bomb, attempts were made to get her back home but she went with the gang.

It took a white van full of men to pull her out of there and some of those boys never showed up again.

Brit was gone for a month, who knows what happened to her that night but I do know that no one really talked to her after that but they did talk about her.

Seeing her holding that drink sat next to that mess of a "man" really made me realize that nothing ever changed for her.

Alberto is just another one of those boys and "knight" is always going to cling to anyone that shows her attention even if it hurts her.

If you see this I'll give you exactly what I gave you then, the best advice you will ever get.

Wash that shit of your face.

GL B

>>2596579
This gave me a boner

>>2596237
Working marks on the Internet won't put money in his pocket.

>>2595084

yeesh. this guy is a benoit waiting to happen.

>>2596237
>laughing at someone means they tricked me

>>2595084
>then no shows a wcpw event without notice

If you fat neckbeards could have Del Rio´s life you would take that chance

>Ripped
>Rich
>Goodlooking (no homo)
>Fucks the hottest diva on the roster

Keep hating boys while he enjoys life

>>2596771
>while he enjoys his life
that's the thing, he's can't help himself letting everyone know how triggered he is

>>2595228
Why does ANYONE bother booking Del Rio? "This guy used to be in the WWE" can only go so far, there's never been a person outside of Mexico that has seen Del Rio promoted in a poster and thought "Fuck yeah, I'm there"

>>2595084
Damn Alberto, you are proving those marks that you TOTALLY don't care about their opinions really good by making tons of tweets and videos about how much you don't care.

>>2596785
He's not even a draw in Mexico

>>2596771
>hottest diva on the roster

lol, no

P.S. He's not actually rich, you mark

>marrying a women who you've seen two guys, including a nigger, at the same time


the state of del cucko

>>2595084
Every time a wrestler says "mark" I always get the impression that they're actually incredibly pissed off.