There will never be another Rock. There will never be another

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>there will never be another Stone Cold
>but there already is a Stone Cord

atleast they managed to combine the two into one guy

Good. Nu-male smarks don't deserve it.

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>>2593684

>>2593684
who is this mythical Cold Rock man you speak of

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>>2593684
I hope you're not referring to Cena.

And I seriously hope you're not referring to a Samoan named Joe.

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>>2593684
Eugene? He had both the stunner, the rock bottom and the special people's elbow in his moveset.

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>>2593684

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>>2593688
???

>>2593685
The entire reason Austin got over is because of the smarks in his day, you pathetic adolescent cosplaying as grizzled old-timer.

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>>2593684
BASED COLD STONE

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It's a shame Rocky and Austin were never tag champs together.

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>>2593688

>>2593828
Iron Mike pls

>>2593833
>couldn't draw a Dime if he commissioned an artist

>>2593831
>homer simpson was the biggest draw in this picture

>>2593681
Well yeah, back in their day they just had bullet points they had to hit with their promos
Could you imagine a scripted Macho Man promo? What if they scripted Austin's promo after he became King of the Ring?

If you go out and try to get yourself over, you get punished for it, look at Cesaro.

>Gets too over as Big Toni a Real American
>BREAK IT UP DAMMIT
>Gets over as the King of Swing
>STOP DOING THE SWING DAMMIT

The Brass Ring Club Vince was fine with

>Cesaro solo again, gets over by being a good wrestler who's impressive in ring
>NOTHING BUT UPPERCUTS


TL;DR
Vince doesn't actually want anyone to grab the brass ring or break the glass ceiling, he just wants to entertain himself

>>2593696
>special peoples elbow

fucking kek forgot all about that