Wow. That it. I'm done.

BASED

>Its a RAW ppv
No surprises here

Money in the Band and Battleground are SDL PPVs

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What. The. Actual. Fuck.

>>2592133
I don't know what to make of this.

On the one hand it's such a stupid name that it's funny, and hearing Cole trying to sell it will be hilarious.

On the other hand they are probably self aware and know it's a shit name and will try and make it a meme, so it'll just be cringe.

TOP KEK

>>2592153
>self-aware
>2010s WWE

Pick fucking none.

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>>2592153
No you're giving them way too much credit. It's a song from 1957. Senile Vince just relapsed to 60 years ago.

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>>2592147
>>2592151
>>2592153
>>2592155
>>2592164
>>2592170


FRIENDS!

SEE >>2592141

WE MUST NOT QUESTION THIS! WE WILL ENJOY IT UNTIL THE VERY END

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>rawtism

Not even one time.

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>>2592178

Kek

>>2592141
>>2592178
Carter please settle down what has been wrong with you lately

>>2592175
>"relapsed"

>"... and at the Great Balls of Fire™ you're going down"

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>>2592195

WHO?

>>2592203
ya

>>2592133
THE STATE OF RAM

>>2592185
>JonTron

Was this his expression when he saw the reaction to his /pol/ stream?

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>>2592198
Regressed?

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>>2592202
>"This Sunday, at Great Balls of Fire...."

I don't even care this is gonna be funny as fuck to hear Cole shill for weeks
I mean I can't sit through raw anymore and blank him out anyway but I'm sure I'll catch it a couple times

>>2592213
He never left them anon

JAMES DEAN COOL AND JOHN WAYNE TOUGH

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>>2592205
stop bullying me! I'm just an innocent E DRONE!

>>2592224
Imagine playing pretend on a shitposting board

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>>2592229
You caught me! I'm also (YOU) using a proxy and everyone here is me

Gosh! Now stop bullying me plssss

>>2592224
>>2592235
We seriously need to make carter great again

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>>2592237

What is your discord? Asking for a friend

thx and no bully pls

Holy kek imagine the promos for this ppv

O/U on the amount of times Cole has to say Goodness Gracious in the build to and the PPV.

>>2592146
Vince is tanking his own brand for shits and giggles

>Corey Graves says "GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE"
>smarks pretend it was an off-the-cuff line and praise him endlessly
>it was fed
>it was cringe anyway

Can't wait to continue being a Smackalpha.

>9th July
>same day as last year when Bork raped a fat whiny samoan fuck at UFC 200
Hmmm

Okay, so I can tell you exactly why, EXACTLY WHY they did this. I can tell you right now and I guarantee you this is what happened.

Payback is the post-Mania PPV, and it's all themed around revenge, look at the promotional materials.

And before today, people were operating under the assumption that the July PPV was gonna be Bad Blood.

I GUARANFUCKINGTEE you what happened is, Vince looked at a PPV schedule, saw both Payback and Bad Blood only two months apart and said "God dammit, those names are too similar! We need something else! Call it GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!"

WWEBabbies will never recover from this.

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>>2592261
Or maybe... just maybe... Vincent K. McMahon is going insane.

>>2592133
>We want the-
>We don't want an audience.
Also, this sunday, you're gonna be munchin' on deez Great Balls.

>>2592266
How is that different from what I said?

SMACKLADS WON BY DEFAULT
AHAHAHAHAHA RAMTISTS RE YOU EVEN TRYING?

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GOODNESS

GRACIOUS

>it's real

WHAT THE FUCK

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>>2592133

>>2592271
Idk you made it seem like he was being rational about it

>>2592263
"RAMbabbies"

>>2592283
I mean Payback and Bad Blood are pretty similar names, but
1) Who cares.
2) Fixing the situation by calling one Great Balls of Fire is TOTALLY insane.

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>>2592133
>balls of fire
>not balls of steel

You know, even if the event was taking place in Memphis it would still be a terrible name. This has Vince written all over it and I could imagine the cronies wincing and cringing when he pitched it but no one had the balls (no pun intended) to speak up.

Maybe Steph should've used her lady balls (pun intended) and said something.

>>2592294
>Somebody is trying to cut a promo
>Roman comes out with a mic
>"I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL."
>"Okay, that's great Roman, now as I was saying-"
>"I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL."
>"Okay, Roman, please stop-"
>"BALLS OF STEEL, BALLS OF STEEL."
>"Stop saying-"
>"BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS"

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Enjoy your balls of fire, RAWtists

>>2592133
I don't mind the shitstorm happening right now at WWE but this one is too much for me to hande

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mfw its actually real

>>2592247
200

>>2592304
And I can't believe (If they have a marketing team) that this ppv name passed.

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>balls of fire

But when is WWE Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On happening?

>>2592331
Hi todd

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>>2592133
RAM BTFO by themselves.

So this is a real thing?

Southpaw was a mistake.

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>Great Balls of Fire
>Still no Kane

Remember to participate on social media using the hashtag #WWEGreatBalls!

that amazing i cant wait to hear michael cole say OH AND OF COURSE YOU CAN GET THIS MONTH OF THE NETWORK FREE AND GET THE GRRRREAT BALLS OF FIRE SPECIAL EVENT FREE OF CHARGE OHHHH MY

friendly reminder that Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13yo cousin

>>2592395
Reminder Jerry Lee Lewis still fucks teenagers to this day and probably fucked your mother and grandmother in a threesome 20-30 years ago.

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>someone came up with this name for a PPV
>Vince OK'd it

>>2592413
>Vince came up with it
>People too scared to stop him
>Paul Levesque cringing behind his laptop

>>2592133
I saw the thumbnail and thought "Jesus, TNA what are you thinking?" Then I opened it and went 'Oh dear."

>>2592413
>thinking anyone besides Vince would suggest "Great Balls of Fire" as an actual PPV name

Ironic since no one has the balls to tell him thats a stupid idea

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>RAM

>>2592416
TNA can't afford PPVs

Its safe to assume this will have some kind of fire gimmick match right?

lmao the logo looks like it was made in the early 2000s too

>>2592432
Looks like a WCW logo

At this point they just test how shitty they can get until people really drop the Network for good.

>tfw only event in shithole dallas all year

why the fuck couldnt they just call it the great american bash, why the fuck does vince do shit like this

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>>2592449
The great american bash was based

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Straight Fired when?

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>>2592463
Oooh she's jobbin for the next month now

>>2592395
based

>>2592463

Based Big Banter Becky BTFOing Balls

>>2592415
>yfw this was a test to see if anybody would stand up to him

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What was the message he was trying to convey?

>>2592484

>>2592469
getting back on tv will be an upgrade for her, she hasn't had a match in weeks

>>2592133
Fucking kek, thank god I stopped being an edrone

>>2592463
>This stupid irish bitch doesn't know Jerry Lee Lewis

How sad

>>2592463
She's referencing the fact that part of her gimmick is "straight fire" and she's not part of the ppv.

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>>2592217
>>2592202

Based Vince

>>2592484
Everyone should follow Big E on twitter

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>>2592298
*music hits*

RIP

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>Great Balls of Fire

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>Great Balls of Fire

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>Great Balls of Fire

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>Great Balls of Fire

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>Great Balls of Fire

>Great Balls of Fire

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>Great Balls of Fire

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>>2592133
>no Inferno to the Testicles match

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>tfw Flo Rida comes out with a Great balls of fire remix and becomes the theme of the summer

>Great Balls of Fire
Main event: champion vs champion, Brock Lesnar vs Jinder Mahal.

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>>2592133
>e drones will defend this

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>Great Balls of Fire

>>2592207
It's not just RAM. All 3 brands are beyond mid-90's level trash.

>>2592395
Sounds like something a certain other Jerry would do.....

>>2592133
>WWE has a PPV called Great Balls Of Fire
>WWE has a wrestler named Sheamus
>Family Guy had their character Sheamus sing Great Balls Of Fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m9YRT1pUN0

>le great balls of fire
>le ebin reaction picture
This board is fucking terrible

>>2592798
GIMME DA GREAT BALLS
CUZ IM READY TO FIRE
HAVIN A GOOD TIME
SOMEONE CHANGE MY TIRE

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>great balls of fire

>>2592862
go back to plebbit then, wewtist

>>2592178

what got deleted??

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>great balls of fire

This is actually a cool name 3bh and shows a bit of character and is more exciting and flavorful than say payback or extreme rules. Look how much its making the MeltzDrones seethe in this thread. Step in the right direction.

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>>2592395
Maybe they're on to something with this name

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Vince is so bored he's ribbing the entire roster. Promos will be great though.

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>Great Balls of Fire

AND BRAUN? TWO WEEKS FROM NOW AT WWE Great Balls of Fire™, YOU WILL. BELIEVE. THAT.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5aaszw_vince-mcmahon-out-of-touch-music-video_sport

>>2592133
OH MY FUCKING GOD
THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

I am cautiously excited for this.

There is NO FUCKING WAY you can sell this as any kind of serious PPV. We could be looking at pure unadulterated wrestlingkino here.

This PPV will go down as a Top 10 greatest Anime.

Are they fucking serious?

What next? They're gonna rename Survivor Series "Tutti Frutti"?

>>2593155
Broken Matt vs Bray in a Balls of Fire match where you must light the the other mans genitals on fire.

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We might get WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER sponsored by KFC after all

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>>2592133
>Great Balls Of Fire

Is there ANY worse wrestling PPV name than this?

I'm legitimately trying to think of one and I got nothing

>>2593176
Preparation H presents
WWE Ring of Fire

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>>2593159

>>2593176
>>2593182
Nah I mean previous/existing names

>>2593176
This Tuesday in Texas

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>>2592133
WHAT?

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What in the blue hell name of christ is this?

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>great balls of fire

This is what Vince's Alzheimer's ridden brain comes up with.

>>2593176
>Fatal 4 Way
>This Tuesday in Texas
>No Holds Barred: The Movie: The match
>Most "In your house" PPVs

You're used to it now but "Wrestlemania" IS a pretty dumb name as well

>>2593176
Bragging Rights was pretty shyte.

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Alright, it's time to put Vince down.

Holy shit, guys

MitB is SmackDown now, so is this going to be a new gimmick match for Raw?

Giant flaming balls over the ring? Only one of them has a contract for the Universal Championship, process of elimination and 3rd degree burns will eventually reveal the contract

>>2593176
Taboo Tuesday

>Stupid name
>Stupid concept
>Stupid night to hold a ppv

>>2593223
WrestleMania strikes a good balance between stupid and great like everything else that was good about 80s wrestling

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>>2592133
>this being decided the day after it was confirmed WWE bought the "Broken" gimmick
>July 9th is barely one year after The Final Deletion aired
>dummies don't realize the title will be tied into the first big Broken Universe event

Why the fuck aren't they using one of the many existing ppvs like Unforgiven, TGAB, Judgement Day, Armageddon etc.

>>2593345
>Unforgiven
it's no PG to hold grudges
>TGAB
bash implies violence, not PG
>Judgement Day and Armageddon
the end times certainly aren't PG

>>2592524
Huh? She has a gimmick? As if anyone fuck knows that.

>>2592484
>there are people who still think Big E is straight

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>WWE Presents: Great Balls of Fire

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This Sunday, at WWE Tutti Frutti, Johnny B Badd is going wild on your booty

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>>2592133
>Great Balls of Fire
>a RAM PPV
Please have the Jerry Lee Lewis song be the theme of the PPV. I need this to be the theme. I will spend my shekels on the Network just to see it have this. If not then fuck RAM for even having this as a PPV.

>>2593361
>bash implies violence, not PG
>company is literally based on people fighting eachother

I wonder why the ratings keep dropping every years

>>2593361
Actually TGAB was discontinued because of the word American in it, they didn't want to alienate the countries they broadcast to.

>>2592851
>Family Guy

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>WWE Presents
>Great Balls of Fire

What an absolutely horrible name for a PPV / serious show that is supposed to be more important than the TV shows

Horrible name! It'll be hilarious hearing that idiot Cole (and I guess everyone) try to sell this shit. What a cringe ass name

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This is unironically BASED as hell and you gotta be a real downer not to appreciate the zanyness of it

Gonna try to cop tickets 3bh

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>>2593649
Do you want a "have sex" or a "get a clue?"

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>Great Balls of Fire

>>2593528
>wrestling
>serious show
Chill out faggot.

You have all been worked. The name was chosen specifically to get this reaction. It will bring hype to a PPV that would traditionally be in the death slot.

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>>2592133
>Great Balls Of Fire

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>first title defense not until fucking july

Fucking lol. The WCW title post-Arquette was more prestigious than this pile of shit at this point.

>>2593775

I just can't wait for all the great promos we will get.

"I will beat you at Great Balls of Fire for your Championship!"

"And at Great Balls of Fire, I will proof, that I'm the best!"

Specially looking forward to Heyman's promos for Lesnar...

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>>2593795
Actually Heyman is the only one that will make a workable quip about it since he's GOAT on the stick

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>>2592133
>It's on my birthday.

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>>2592133
>Goodness gracious

Ahahahahahaha what the fuck

>>2593806

ah, I see you must be a fellow "Paul Heyman guy" XDD

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>>2592133

>the name of a song written in 1964 is now a WWE PPV name in 2017 because bad blood wasn't hip enough

Vince is actually autistic isn't he?

Oh christ imagine the promos

>>2594265
SUNDAY AT GREAT BALLS OF FIRE THAT TITLE IS COMING HOME WITH ME

>>2594265
I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU AT SUNDAY AT GREAT BALLS OF FIRE AND AVENGE MY BROTHER ROSEY

>>2593176
money in the bank
cyber sunday

>>2594265
AT THE GREAT BALLS OF FIRE I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS AND GET MY REDEMPTION

I wonder what Vince was thinking? Hold on...

Balls...

Plus bright, flickering fire, almost dare I say it, sparkling...

>Sparkle Crotch

>>2594305
nah. he probably got an STD from a hooker.

>>2592374
Was this real? As a kid i thought it was fake but knowing Shane's crazy ass...

I'm sure someone said "We can't have our PPV named after a Taylor Swift song."

I guess they obtained access to the Jerry Lee Lewis song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0mg8Z09SY

This name sounds very indies.

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His pay-per-view came too late. ;_;

>>2594853
This.
Taylor was in a lawsuitfrenzy

>>2593123

They need to film more segments like this. The fact that it looks nothing like anything on the show makes it stand out and give it personality.

>>2592133
What if it's not a Raw ppv, but a [spoiler]SPRW[/spoiler] ppv?

>>2595657
Southpaw is too good, so E wont do anything else with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHC8nvM86fw

>Brock won't defend the title until the THIRD PPV AFTER Wrestlemania
What the fuck?

Still waiting for that "Poo in the loo" PPV event with Jinder defending WWE title.

>>2595398
No, if it were the name of a PWG or Ring of Honor show then all the smarks in this thread would be gushing about how ironic and cool it is, and how WWE wouldn't have the balls to call one of their big shows something silly like that.