VINCE MCMAHON TELLS OWNES TO HIT THE WEIGHTS

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>Literally.Hu "reporting"

>pushes weakling Romannetty
>tells "Ownes" to hit the weights

>It’s being reported by Sportskeeda that Kevin Owens wearing suits and calling himself, “The New Face of America” may not just be part of his character on SmackDown Live. Apparently, the suits are Vince McMahon’s way of hiding Owens’ physique and presenting him differently.

There is a possibility of him wrestling his matches in a suit going forward. Vince McMahon is said to be “fed up” with Owens being overweight and not lifting weights the way he’d prefer which is why he felt that the suit was necessary. Owens shaving his beard was another request from McMahon.

OREOWENS BTFO

KEK
E
K

>>2591861
>Will McCormick hails from Boston, but he considers Portland, Maine his home away from home. He thinks Lita was always better than Trish. CM Punk should have broken The Streak and that NXT is the best brand in wrestling today. His two favorite wrestlers currently are Sami Zayn and Sasha Banks.

No lads, just, no

>>2591861
>stillrealtous.com

nice source

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>>2591861

>>2591870
>Sportskeeda

Literal fake news

>The fact is the WWE Universe doesn’t care as much about how a wrestler looks. At the end of the day, it’s all about performing in the ring
>At the end of the day, it’s all about performing in the ring
> it’s all about performing in the ring

What the actual fuck

>irrelevant dirtsheet reporting site that makes up stories

OP is a faggot

Not saying this shit is real but how can Owens NOT drop that gut? I would be so embarssed to be that fat and I am just a normal dude who isn't a TV character doing physical shit weely. Put him on something and he could be cut by end of summer. Hell I have dropped 30lbs before in a few months for a wedding.

>still posting sportskeeda garbage after they've been debunked about seven times

>>2591887
forgot to mention that Owens does the headlock for minutes(Orton is atleast good looking and even if he was fat,he's tall)and other corny and cringy ass shit
So nah nah for his performance in the ring

Ohhhhh and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8YCJgkbHT0

BBD

>>2591909
>the, uhhh, WWE Universal Champion

Roman's botchulism is contagious it seems.

KEVOAN OWENS IS A FAT FUCK

>>2591861
>still real to us
so it's satirical website. i wonder how many kids will get worked by this

>>2591971
You mean besides the OP?

>>2591997
>BretCuckter still hasn't killed himself

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BASED VINNIE
FATSO SMARKS BTFO

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i think the suit is a rib from vince because he can't hide his gut with a tucked in shirt and looks even more like kevin james

pic related for how beast this loser could look if he hit the gym with his brand buddy jinder

>>2592051
>>2592054
>>2592066
>>2592078
>IP count didn't go up

>>2592088
I'm on mobile if it makes you feel better

it's fine to like kevin as a promo or as a guy that does moves but if you can't admit he looks like a slob especially in the unflattering suit I really don't know what to tell you

>>2592126
Why do I care what he looks like? You a queer or something?

>>2592088
>>2592148
not bad at all

wrestling in a shirt and tie like IRS or Right To Censor is based

Vince made Ric Flair, who looked like dog shit and had to wrestle in a t-shirt in the late WCW years, get back in shape before he would rehire him, so I've never understood why he doesn't crack the whip on Owens.

If Beeg can get abs in his mid-forties, Owens can certainly do something about his gut.

>>2591861
Based fucking Vinnie Mac

>>2591861
based vince saving wrestling from the indie shitters

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>>2591861
Based fucking Vinny Mac got Big Sexy in his ear

>>2592187
>Owens can certainly do something about his gut.
He proved he could when he first got to NXT/the performance centre. He was way trimmer than he is now. The fat Quebecuck is just too fucking lazy and needs to SORT HIMSELF OUT.

>>2592900
Everybody gets fatter on the road

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>>2591861
>vince is more in shape that half his lazy millennial roster

>>2593018

They are on the road constantly so..

>>2591861
another reason vince is based

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>>2593023
>Kane
>big show
>cena
>Orton
>truth
>goldust
>Miz
>Jericho
>rhyno
>mark Henry
>Matt and Jeff
>sheamus
>Titus
>Samoa joe
>lesnar
Most of the roster isn't even millennial you fucking retard

>sportskeeda
Brian, you are a massive faggot

>>2593018
Only lazy fucks. BMJ has stayed in peak shape his entire career.

>>2591871
>"The fact is the WWE Universe doesn’t care as much about how a wrestler looks. At the end of the day, it’s all about performing in the ring."
>Ratings continue to go down
What did he mean by this?

>>2591871
Holy fuck those are some terrible opinions and awful taste

>>2591870
>Face of America
>fat
Thanks Vince

>>2591893
I honestly wonder what Goldberg's thoughts were when he got into great shape at 50 and was sharing a ring with a tubby 30-something 'champion'.

>>2593295
I think his thoughts were something like: "Thank God Vince booked me in a squash match here, since there's no chance in hell I can keep up with this guy in the ring. Also...

"Why is everyone booing me?"

>>2593295
"Thanks for all this easy money Vince."
"Hey, what's that fan doing in the ring? Security should escort him out of here, my match is about to start."

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Maybe Kev needs to lay off the faggots?

>>2591872
is that the worst possible name for a wrestling dirtsheet/reporting site?

yes

>>2593295
Panicking at the notion of having to go for more than a couple of minutes and gassing out before Kev has even warmed up?

>>2591861
>stillrealtous
ANTI-SMARKS ARE LITERALLY MARKS

>>2591870
>It’s being reported by Sportskeeda that Kevin Owens wearing suits and calling himself, “The New Face of America” may not just be part of his character on SmackDown Live. Apparently, the suits are Vince McMahon’s way of hiding Owens’ physique and presenting him differently.

Thats what Cornette tried in RoH. He is going to have a field day over this if Owens actually puts on suit

>>2591870
He should tell Brock to grow his beard again because he looks like a fucking monster with it instead of a giant shaved baby. Vince needs to put the foot down and tell Sable she has shit taste for making him shave.

>/asp/ so desperate they get news from some no name site called stillrealtous.com