>Where are all the real m--

>>2591143
anti-smarks are mad he'd rather go home and play some SFV than shoot up heroin and beat his wife

WWE marks hate him cuz he stayed on the better program. GOATmega

>>2591148
He plays in arcades, and probably stops at a soapland on the way home.

Old men just don't know squat about what young people get up to, and never did. One day you and I won't either.

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>>2591143
BASED SIX STARS KENNY

>>2591143
>-en

>>2591143
> manlet

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Granted, he's not just a man...

>>2591390
One of New Japan's new rookies looks like a Japanese Brian Cage. Don't remember his name, but he was banned from real wrestling for juicing and decided to do pro-wrestling while still obviously juicing kek.

>>2591394
The sex, have it. Pinhead

>>2591148
It's like these guys don't even WANT to die at 40.

>>2591426
Katsuya Kitamura

>>2591394
>does the HE'S A bit anyway

State of /wwe/ drones cucking themselves

>>2591143
GOAT

Never forget that roids are legal in Japan

>5'10"

>>2591714

Here's your (YOU), you 5'10'' guy!

>Kenny "Weeaboo" Omega
>unironically watches anime
>unironically went to Japan to learn Japanese to watch anime without subtitles
>unironically calls his moves "V-Trigger" and "One Winged Angel"

He's literally a /v/irgin Millennial shitposter..

>>2591724
>Unironically living his dream and making people seethe just by being happy and successful
Based Kenny.

>>2591724
>>unironically calls his moves "V-Trigger" and "One Winged Angel"

/ourguy/

>>2591724
>Comparing a man who has accomplished and lived his dream to any board on this site

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Has Based Kenny Omegaman X the best body in wrestling? I think so. Why can't WWEguys look good like he does?

>>2591735
Roids are illegal and much MUCH less free time to hit the gym.

>>2591740
>wants to pee in a man's butt
>somehow Kenny is the faggot
JBL plz

>>2591740
>I'll fuck him to show him how gay he is

BMJ please you've got a reality TV wedding to plan.

>>2591743
I don't want to, I need to, dummy

>>2591740
Same height as Cena.

>>2591745
>need to pee in a man's butt
>somehow Kenny is the faggot
JBL plz

>>2591640
>>2591739
>thinking Omega is on roids
TOP KEK

E Drones are the worst. The E doesn't deserve Omega

>>2591762
>>2591768
>>2591784
fuck OFF Carter

>>2591739
>MUCH less free time to hit the gym.
I mean this is the real reason.

I doubt Omega's on the road anywhere near as much as time as WWE guys.

>>2591757
Some more informed analysis about steroids and their affects on the human body from someone who has clearly neither touched a barbell nor a female breast in his life.

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>>2591724
>any of those things not making him 4chan's /ourguy/
fuck off reddit scum

>>2591795
Let's compare Kenny's schedule with, say, Ambrose's, out of pure autism.

In the period between the start of March and it's 26th, Ambrose had 10 matches spanning from Illinois, to New York to North Carolina, racking up over 3000 miles traveled, which assuming he did it by road (he didn't, but still) would be about 50 hours on the road alone.

In the same period, Kenny had 13 matches, 4 of them in Tokyo, and traveled all across Japan for 1785 miles over about 37h of road hitting.

I expected Kenny to have traveled much less than this when I set off to do this dumb thing, honestly.

>>2591892
18+
Moot made this board in 2003 specifically to be a weeb board you child

>>2591724
Holy shit, he's officially /ourguy/

>>2591757
I like Kenny but he is definitely on roids. As are most of the guys who wrestle in countries where they're legal.

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>>2591143
"E-Drone" as you would call me here. Can someone tell me what is Kenny's gimmick or character? Everyone is praising him but I just see white hair and Animu references.

>>2592047

A disrespectful gaijin trying to force the company to go global.

Fuck bros Kenny v Reigns would be based

>>2592047
Originally he was brought in as "The Cleaner" of the Juniors division.

At New Year DASH 2016 he engineered a hostile takeover of the Bullet Club and became a megalomaniac borderline supervillain.

>>2592079
>a wrestler who can effortlessly powerbomb super-heavyweights
>...and Roman

>>2592079

are you legally retarded?

>>2591748
He's 4 inches shorter than cena

>>2592196
>6'1" - 6'0" = 4

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>>2591996
>imply that Kenny living the weeb dream makes him /ourguy/
>fuck off moot made this board for weebs you child
What did he mean by this?

>>2592206
Kenny is 5'9 5'10 at best

I've been front row at a ton of his shows

>>2592499
Cena isn't even a legit 6'

>fudgepacker
>real man

>>2592114
>>2592094
Don't lie yall would watch that shit the atmosphere will dope too it'll be like ONS 2006 pt 2

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>>2593634
I would watch it, even though I like Kenny a lot more than Roman I would definitely be intrigued in the outcome.

Kenny vs AJ and Roman vs Okada would be more fun IMO though

>mfw knowing Naito vs Sami Zayn will probably never happen

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*works the obese anti smarklets*

>>2591148
I think I'd rather OD than play the trash that is SFV

reminder that a show is on right now based cleaner bros, then another show a few days later when kenny SQUASHES pitbull in a rematch and challenges GOATkada to another rematch

>>2593634
>Romarks continue to gaslight themselves

>>2593640
BASED

Young GOATs in the back as well