WOKEN Matt Hardy

Grow up pinhead

Globalists will be DELETED.

>>2587633
CM Phil autist spotted

>>2587633
Id love this! Maybe come out during a baley match and mansplain how nobody paid to see them wrestle clothed.

>>2587668
I do! =D

>>2587633
so he re-enacts HHH vs BOOKER T scenarios?

>>2587683
That explains why youre a blue pilled beta cuck

>>2587748
I'm not on of those. In fact, I'd fuck you up pretty bad if we ever fought irl. We wouldn't though. We'd be friends. I guarantee it. =D I mean we both like wrestling and 4chan. Boxxy is queen of /b/ and all that.

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>>2587755
Listen here buddy i wouldnt be your friend , id prolly spit in your face and give you colour the hard way. I dont like wrestling . 4chan sucks im just here because reddit banned me

>>2587765
Aw fuck you're banned, too? I don't mind getting color the hard way. Makes for a better scar story than blading anyway. I won't put you over for free though. I'll need to get the win back at some point, or we'll get to shooting real quick out there.

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>>2587776
Yeah i made a comment that rikishi should have died and the only somoan that drew was roman. If were shooting ill put my self over as i shoot in your succ hole

Cringe

>>2587793
Fuck man I always used to create Yokozuna, team him with Rikishi and name them the Fatmoans. You're killing my gimmick.

>>2587633
He married a crazy spic, he's far from red pilled, though he may be after she divorces him

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>>2587816
What no sloppy joe? Is your gimmick a fat autist?

>>2587833
Reby has a severe case of my dick not being in her.

>>2587838
That's nice virgin

>>2587836
As in Samoa Joe? This was 2002 nigga. WWF no mercy. I was 10 and had no idea who he was.

My gimmick is not a fat autist, but that isn't a bad gimmick. I could do it a HELLUVA lot better than Festus.
>Love Gallows, he's a good brother and a grizzled young vet.

>>2587846
Fuck man. To be a virgin again. Legit: the first time my dick entered a pussy was fucking MIND blowing. Ever since it just feels "real real good." I was stoned off my ass. I wouldn't waste it a second time.

>>2587847
Fat autist is gimmick infringement i forgot about no dimes ko

>>2587853
What? No pop for No Mercy? What are you, 15?

>>2587860
I wasnt much of a gamer i was doing everything i could at that time to slay puss. I did have the one on ps with rock and wwf ny know your role? Idk day drinking and shitposting. Does anyone have carters nudes?

>>2587863
I wish I was trying to slay pussy in 2002, but as I said I was ten. I had a "girlfriend." I kissed her on the hand once.

>>2587879
I got my cherry popped at 12 amerifats btfo Canada proven gods country. Oh canada oh canada my home and native land i got a boner

>>2587633
>Woken Matt Hardy

....


I love it.

>>2587898
Daaaamn! These american bitches made me wait until 16! It feels weird to say I fucked a 14 year old, but I was 16 at the time. I can't in good conscience jack off to the amazing eye contact blow jobs she used to give. What she lacked in technique, she made up for with vigor. Like, she attacked any cum that happened to dribble out of her mouth. But she was only 14, so this boner is just erroneous.

>>2587833
>Married to crazy spic
>Not redpilled
You're clearly 14 and don't know what being redpilled means.

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>>2587908
MODS MODS MAWFUCKA IS A PEDO. thats some prince devitt shit . atleast i was man enough to bang legal girls at my age. Thinking back i was sexually assaulted >>2587908

>>2587936
She was legal dumbass. We were only 15 months apart. I was a sophomore, she was a freshman. We were in a "committed" relationship.

>>2587936
>>2587943

Did I just get worked?

>>2587943
Thats not legal. I bet your pee pee is half the size of stupid sexy rollins

JEWS CONTROL THE WORLD'S FINANCES!

JEWS CONTROL THE WORLD'S FINANCES!

BAH GAWD A JEWS CONTROL THE WORLD'S FINANCES OFF THE STEEL CAGE!

>>2587951
Played you like a fiddle

>>2587748
you're cringey as fuck

>>2587952
It's legal. My peepee is about 5 3/4 inches. If seth has an eleven and a half inch dick you're right.

>>2587962
>try to have a real discussion about wrestling
>make it to 30 posts before someone posts their dick size.

This is a win, people.

>>2587962
thats a good length, im pushing 7 in and girls have told me not to go too deep

>>2587962
Well seth is about five and Youre smaller than that so id bet your 4 and thats being generous pedo

>>2587879
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>>2587908
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>>2587990

FUCK all of you. Anyone reading this thread actually want to discuss a wwe broken/woken Matt Hardy run?

>>2587962
>tfw only 6 inch dick
>I'm a nigger
what's even the point of living bros

>>2587992
My dick is slightly over 5 3/4 inches. That's a shoot. If I push in my fupa it's a little bigger.

>>2587996
My dick cums same as yours. You ever cum? There's the reason.

>>2587994
Im really scared about it. wwe cretive is pretty bullshit. I really want broken matt hardy but it needs to be matt hardy not bullshit scripts coming out of his mouth like bray wyat

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>>2587998
Yeah i wanted redpill hardy but its not my fault this boards full of autism. Ill work you tonight im too drunk and have work in a hour also my pee pee is 6in 11 cm canada master race. Thank you fuck you bye

>>2588009
A FUCKING LEAF

>>2588009
I am as well drunk. Are we all just a bunch of pizza eating fat bed-wetting drunks?

>>2588018
>bed-wetting

youre literally 8 arent you

DELETE the Jews!
DELETE the Globalists!
DELETE the Illuminati!

>>2588018
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

I legit broke my neck. I was in a rollover auto wreck in 2012. I went to the hospital and they cleared me (I didn't have insurance at the time). 2015 I had my first full physical in almost ten years.
>mfw the doctor asked "When did you break your neck?"

>>2587633
>YOU SEE WWE
>THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
>IN THIS SPECIES
>THE MEAN IQ OF CAPOID AND NEGROID AFRICANS IS 85
>PUTTING THEM AT 15 POINTS LOWER THAN THE STANDARD INDO-EUROPEAN
>AND MANY PEOPLE CALL YOU A NAZI FOR SAYING THIS
>BUT UPON FURTHER REVIEW
>I HAVE LEARNED
>THAT THE HOLOCAUST DID NOT HAPPEN
>THE RED CROSS WAS ACTIVE IN ALL CONCENTRATION CAMPS, AND ONLY CLAIMED THAT 250k JEWS DIED
>AND THAT WAS FROM STARVATION AND TYPHUS
>SO THE USE OF NAZI AS AN INSULT IS UNJUSTIFIED

>>2588111
My g-pa would disagree if he were still here. He landed at Normandy. He marched through to Berlin. The few times I could get him to talk about the war he said, "The smell. Bodies piled three times as I am high, and the god damned smell." He said other things, but that's the one that gives me goosebumps every time I recall it.

>>2588136
bullshit

>>2588136
The only "death camps" where in Eastern Europe, by the "official" narrative. He might have seen horrible things, but not the systematic genocide of Jews.

And why would an American/British/Canadian soldier march to Berlin? The Russians took the city.

>>2588151
Not bullshit. I have his fucking dogtag, The same dogtag that he wore when he was murking on NAZIs. Call me a liar, faggot, cuck, whatever I don't care. When I hold that dogtag I feel something. Do you have something like that? That makes you feel? My grandfather killed mother fuckers with that little piece of metal inches from his heart.

>>2588157
He saw the aftermath. The camps he liberated had jews stacked nearly 20 feet high. I don't care if they weren't notable death camps. I could never get him to talk about killing, but I asked in jest once, "SO what, like 20 confirmed kills?" He looked at me with a look that told me 20 wasn't even close.

>>2588167
The only camps that officials will claim were death camps were in Eastern Europe. If your father saw dead Jews it was probably due to starvation or typhus.

What camp did he liberate? Struthof?

>>2588171
Grandfather. I don't care what "officials" claim. I literally knew a first hand primary source. I don't know which camps specifically. Hang around though. Next time I go to my dads I'll look through my grandpa's military shit. I know he wasn't making it up. He was the toughest man I ever knew. Mowed his own hilly-ass mole-hilled lawn until he was 88. He was on the brink of tears telling me about those bodies.

what is this thread's gimmick anyway?

Matt Facts. Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>2587633
The jewish propaganda machine will be OBSOLETE

>>2588018
No dick head literally the only carbs i consume is booze. I dont wet the bed but i have tinkled in the closet on occasion

>>2587860

No Mercy is hideously overrated

>>2588968
I keep empty jugs in my closet just for those special occasions bro.

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>tfw no Matt Hardy with Alex Jones gimmick
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

>>2589002
So? It was fucking awesome back in the day. Being alive is pretty overrated too, bud.

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>>2589038
You need to reevaluate youre life . maybe end it

>>2590802
If they ruin Broken Matt Hardy I'm done with WWE.

So I'm done with WWE after his debut, I guess.

>>2590925
You still watch? Haha nice meme be like me and get the highlights on asp . errybody knows itll be good for a month and theyre gonna overdue it like nigger day

>>2591055
I fast forward through all the cruiserweight shit save for Nevilles, and sometimes A double depending on who he's working. FF all Dana/Fox bullshit. I spend most of the show on the porch smoking watching through the window. I'm not an idiot or anything. I know the show is 99% garbage.