Wrestlers who married down

>>2587498
>tfw Tamina is hotter than your spouse

>>2587498
AYYYYYYYYYYYY

typical nigger married a ratchet ass hoe

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>>2587498
BASED BIG DOG

>>2587508
BLEACHED
Ahahahahahaha Romans """"""""""""kid"""""""""""""""" is white. she fucked a whiteboi.

>>2587504
I unironically think Owens is better looking if he cut some fat

>>2587498
It's like she stole Ellsworths chin.

>>2587530
No need for the "unironically" bit
Of course he would look better if he cut some fat

>>2587545
He meant that he thinks a trimmed down Kevin would look better than Kevins wife

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dude has to have a mommy fetish

>Imagine being Simon Gotch
>Imagine marrying a 70 year old munter who acts like a 20 year old
>Imagine being so much of a Janetty that SHE'S considered to have married down

>>2587498
Are those contacts?

>>2587558
why's Brock kissing his mum in such a lewd way?

>>2587576
Roman? Yes, he stopped wearing them not that long ago

Roman was prettt ugly back then tho

>>2587498
>10/10 looks
>marry a 5/10 black woman

Is Roman gay or autistic?

>>2587504
>All blacks
What did he mean by this? Is Kevin Owens a cuck?

>>2587649
They're a football team you shut-in

>>2587662
>football
Don't you mean rugby?

>>2587643
>manlet
>married a midget
the madman

>>2587558
Of all the things i seen posted here.... this one may be the most truthful

>>2587498
Is gooka married to a wrestler? If so then him

>>2587558
Why did Brock marry such a slut? Sable literally fucked every dude in the 98-99 roster
>Marc
>Rock
>Austin
>Taker
>Shawn
>Vince
>Bret

Who else?

>>2587643
AJ is an ugly fuck and his wife is a cutie with great tits

The forehead is her only problem tbqh

>>2587675
>rent-free

>>2587558

Me on the left.

>>2587677
Not many women want to move to middle of nowhere canada to a home without a phone

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>>2587754
>landlines having any value in the past 15 years

>>2587643
Look at those fucking milk-bags. He probably titty fucks them all the time.

>>2587756
He doesn't have a cellphone there either

>>2587756
>Nashposter
>complete moron

>>2587759
Jesus is Brock autistic?

>>2587759
That just seems silly.

What if his mom died in his sleep or something?

He just wouldn't know until the next time he went into town?

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>>2587760
you're a stupid faggot

>>2587769
He just wants to live on his farm

>>2587785
Farmers still have cell phones.

>>2587769
He communicates via raven. That's why he's appearances are so limited.

>brock doesn't have a phone
>paul heyman goes to call him in the stone cold podcast
Really gets the noggin joggin.

>>2587780
Sterling rebuttal pal.

>>2587758
He's a good Christian boy, only has sex to procreate

>>2587649
theyre the best rugby team in the world you faggot, only team to win 3 world cups, 2 in a row

>>2587780
... we're never getting based version of the US title back, are we?

... we're never getting based who better than back, are we?

>Sad!

>>2588079
Shut the fuck up you kiwi sub-human

>>2588092
Im actually from england

>>2588088
Well Kanyon's dead so half of that wish list is impossible

>>2588127
Yeah champ I knew that. That's why it's sad.

Is it weird I don't think Roman's wife is ugly?

>>2587664
rugby is a type of football, you bawbag

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>>2587643
dem tits tho

I only skimmed the thread but did you guys seriously not mention Bret yet? His first wife was a fucking cow

>>2588655
The Shitman was never good looking either.

>>2588658

In terms of his face that's debatable, but body-wise he was in great shape.....while she clearly just gave up and gorged on donuts

>>2588658
Who fucking cares? He was a rich and famous wrestler, looks don't really matter at that point.

>>2587526
Seething so much you can't even use the quotation mark meme right. You were supposed to do just one thing and you fucked it up. The word "Roman's" was meant to be in the quote marks, not "kid".

The way you did it looks like you doubt that this little girl is a kid. Kill yourself.

>>2587677
He's a nice guy, and he wanted her genes. Also, with Sable edging 40 and wanting kids, she wasn't gonna cheat on Brock.

>>2587558
Sable was pretty hot when he first married her. Too bad she is like 14 years older than he is.

>>2587643
>good Christian,country boy
>marries a good Christian country girl

Did you really expect anything different? She looks like the typical of woman Styles would have ended up with if he weren't a wrestler.

>Be a wrestler in wwe
>semi famous
>touring the country/world
>can bang ring rats/regular bar chicks nightly
>choose to get married

Why are wrestlers retarded?

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>>2588655
Julie didn't look THAT bad outside of the weight issue. I think she would have looked pretty good if she was thin
Pic related is from when she was a bit smaller in the waist

>>2588905
you figure out pretty quick how unfulfilling that is

>>2587508
Oh shit, well done, Roman.

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>>2588990

Julie was your typical "redneck" Canadian girl. Some rednecks (USA or Canada) can be hot, but in a redneck kinda way. Her problem was she got lazy and fat. All she had to do was drop the kids at school then go to the gym for a bit, but she eat and watched TV for 20 years.

Bret Hart married WAAYYY down. He could have done way better and in the end he did.

Is there anything good about being married in >current year?

>>2588747
He got married when he was like 27, so that checks out.

>>2588710
Actually it is correct as is.

>>2588905
Because living in a business as fake and filled with politicking and backstabbing and lies as wrestling will shave away at your soul.

In that kinda situation, you need somebody who loves you unconditionally to keep you anchored.

>>2588990
that's the JUST face to end all JUST faces

>>2587643
Wtf? Styles is like 5'6-5'7. How short is this woman? 4'11?

>>2588990
wtf are they all in a band or something?

Where's that hot Asian wife?

>>2589305
shes average but so is karl

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She's not ugly at all, but deffinetly not close to an 10/10 or even a 9/10, just slightly above average looking girl...the guy no homo, is an ideal looking guy...makes you think he could do better...anyone know more to the story?

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>>2589305

>>2587677
>not wanting a former slut as your wife

>not wanting a wife who knows how to fuck like a pornstar
>not having a wife who got bored with fucking around and therefore doesn't feel the need to cheat, as opposed to a non-slut who will always be wondering what she's missing out on
>not wanting a wife who has a high sex drive


Oh anon, you have so much to learn

>>2589340
Hot asian wife? NOPE

>>2589356

>former slut

There's no such thing. When you're a slut, you're a slut 4 lyfe. That said, you'd want to have a death wish to even attempt to bang Sable behind Brock's back.

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>>2589356
>So you like cave exploring then anon?

>>2589392
just threaten Brock with a gun like Cornettey did, he'll cry

>>2589392
>you'd want to have a death wish to even attempt to bang Sable behind Brock's back.
Shoot him, fist can't beat gun

>>2587498
>married down
>Roman

Roman was a fat fuck when he had his first kid

If he were still single today I'm sure Vinny Mac would shove him to Charlotte

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>>2589336
Seems more than just slightly above average to me, mate. Especially by american standards.

>>2589392
>There's no such thing. When you're a slut, you're a slut 4 lyfe.
This is untrue. Your interests change as you age, same thing applies to women.

>>2589393
The internet lied to you, anon.
Vaginal walls are made of muscle. Like every other muscle, they actually get tighter if used more often. Ask any chick, she'll tell you that if she goes through a dry spell, she becomes looser. Then if she starts having regular sex again, it tightens back up.

>>2588980

This fucking autist married up to be honest. Who would put up with someone like John Cena as we see him on Total Divas?

>>2589065
>in the end he did better
have you seen his current wife?
how the fuck is she better than julie?

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>>2589493
Unless you're getting racial....you can't seriously think that this woman does not look better than Julie

>>2589515

HE's a racist. He could be shown the hottest non-white woman and call her ugly. Brets new wife is way more attractive

>>2587896
It is his only option. If he was to use her mouth or anus to avoid recreational vaginal sex, he'd be a sodomite, just like the gay community.

>>2588740
Sable has always looked 40.

I've never understood the Sable hype? Was it just because of the body and willingness to show it? Because her face is a wreck and 90's Sunny shits all over prime Sable.

>>2587677
Maybe Brock has a MILF/cuck fetish?

>>2589392
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>>2589083
5'11"

>>2587643
Without the beard, AJ looks like a short, chubby Matthew Lillard.

>>2589480
Someone that doesn't look like the Wicked Witch of the West

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Pound for pound, the sexiest couple in existence. Even if Triple H is way out of her league.

>>2589336
>>2589416
Orton's got a really bad attitude and has a hard time building relationships with people. She could be a 3/10 for all he cared, but if they're willing to put up with him and what he does for a living, they're a keeper in his book,

>>2589927
Styles isn't 5"11 you fucking mark he's shorter than finn

>>2587508
>daughter is caucasian
Romanetty is a cuck.

>>2589458
>why is my gf so loose we haven't fucked in awhile
>g-girls are tighter the more they fuck

Check out
The mental gymnastics on this chuck

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>>2589336
You are absolutely right. In the evolution of a predator DVD i remember saying to myself "wow what an average woman"

>>2587662
The only sport called 'football' that uses their feet less is American """"football""""

>>2589336
Isn't she literally a fangirl for Orton, who was her favourite wrestler and by some dumb luck he actually noticed her and fell for her?

>>2590047
It isn't Have you never watched a game of rugby union? It's all about kicking.

>>2589336
>the guy no homo, is an ideal looking guy

lol jesus christ faggot...

>makes you think he could do better

Maybe to your literal homosexual diseased mind, but the dude is a lazy faggot fuck carnie and in no way should he be getting 10/10s or 9/10s, who the FUCK do you think Randy Orton is. Wait, don't answer that faggot.

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Can't find pics of Apollo Crews' fiance, but she looks like this.

>>2590085
nose is too small in your photo

and his fiancee is blond

>>2588905
You've never been in a loving relationship have you?

Any slut can suck a dick but not every woman can make a man happy.

>>2590005
He's actually righy Anon.

t. some desperate guy who banged a 32 year old coal burner with two kids

>>2590100
Literally any woman with fair attractive looks and some mutual interests can convince a guy that he's in love with her you cucker

>>2590135
Have you even been in a relationship? Good looks and mutual interests aren't what make a relationship tick. Emotional support, trust, and a shared view on the goal of the relationship.

>>2589940
This.

This is is probably the answer to most of the questions in this thread. Someone who puts up with your shit and makes your life better goes a long way in a relationship.

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>>2590142
So you're saying people aren't shallow and will fall in love with anyone of any appearance based on those things you mentioned.

>>2590142
>Emotional support, trust, and a shared view on the goal of the relationship

And guess what catches people's attention first before those things

>>2590157
>>2590166

t. two ugly people with shit personalities

>>2589874
Sable was the perfect 90s sex symbol. A blonde white woman with big hair, big tits and an unimpressive face who liked to wear whore outfits

>>2587665
Their offspring could go one of two ways

A son who is a 5'2" flippy manlet who never scores once in his life and never draws a dime

OR

A 5' daughter who ends up becoming a famous woman wrestler who gets over with men despite her size because marks are too insecure to see themselves with full-bodied women (aka the Alexa Bliss and AJ Lee formula)

>>2590181
Stop being such a blue pilled cuck or better yet 18+

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KIKED

>>2587498
>>2587558
>>2587643
>>2588990
>>2589940
>>2590360

>2017
>Men so demoralized and emasculated that they intentionally reproduce with women carrying genes for manletitis, baldness, and obesity

The same fate we see in obese samoans awaits all of us

>>2590345
>short girls aren't hot

Such a bizarre virgin ass meme

>>2590385
>Small-dicked insecure "man" afraid a real woman wouldn't feel his thumbdick seething

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He's worth millions this is the best he could do?

>>2590431
He was born rich so yeah

>>2590360
>have superior genetics
>wrestle all over the world
>fuck tons of girls
>breed with kike riddled with Taysach's

The state bingo hall ringrats must be in

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>>2590085
I gotchu senpai

That fucking beak

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>>2590450
JUST

>>2587558
>>2587677
He was probably a Sable mark during the attitude era.

>>2588711
>impregnating sable at 40 and having a good chance of creating the spawn of brock but he is an low functioning autistic rage monster

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>>2590396
fat ogress ass blasted that her giant vagina needs a traffic cone sized cock to feel anything spotted

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>>2590744
>Nice legs
>No ass
>No tits
>Torso disproportionately shorter than her legs
>Round face

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>>2589515

Canada is one big cucked nation

>>2588990
what does his older daughter look like now?, she looks like she could be really hot nowadays

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>>2589493

>>2590078
>SEETHING

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>>2592984

>>2587498
Roman is ugly in the face, but is tall and has a nice body. He could have done better than her.

>>2587504
Wat? The short fatty should be happy anyone halfway attractive would agree to marry him.

>>2587558
Sable was a turboslut, but she was a 9/10 in her peak. Wouldn't consider this marry down.

>>2587643
Height aside, his wife is cute and has 10/10 tits. I feel sorry for any sons they have or may have in the future, though.

>>2588980
Both are ugly in the face, but have nice bodies. It's pretty equal.

>>2589336
Agreed, Randy could have done better.

>>2590360
Agreed, Apollo could have done better even though he is black.

I don't think Simon Gotch's wife is unattractive for someone in her 50s. She has some old high school photos on her instagram account that are 10/10.

>>2593019
Imagine writing this post. LMAO.

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>>2593086
cant even