*reaches for brass ring*

>>2584393
>tfw he hasn't washed his wiping hand

>>2584411
renee is from toronto, she has felt the wiping hand plenty of times buddy

>>2584393
Why won't she go to the gym?

>>2584425
Alcoholic

*works smarks*

>>2584468
this explains Dean's physical decline

>>2584393
*shits in street*

are you guys just pretending to like him in some sort of smarky irony?

I am genuinely excited to see someone elevated and get a chance, and I am interested to see how his faction develops.

>>2584896
Unfortunately you're surrounded by people who only like him because he stiffed Balor and is probably roiding.

>>2584899
they will be back to sucking balor's dick again if he joins the bullet club

>>2584896
me too but the fact that he was literally like 2-40 or something record then #1 contender is retarded

>>2584896
I've liked Jinder Mahal since his debut and to see him change his physique and get this push is crazy. Really stoked

>>2584909
isn't the kayfabe explanation behind this smply that he is cheating to win with his two lackeys?

on smackdown randy totally outclassed him until they showed up

>>2584899
>probably

>>2584915
so basically Bray Wyatt? well in terms of relying on his lackeys.

>>2584906
>they will be back to sucking balor's dick again
>again

/asp/ never liked Balor and him remaking his stable so he can get the Roman Shield treatment with two people cutting promos for him probably isn't going to change the fact that he's a boring piece of shit, newfag.

>>2584899
>probably roiding

>>2584949
> /asp/ never liked Balor

Back to /wooo/ fatty Balor has always been /ourguy/

>>2584957
Stop that this instant Becky.

>>2584915
>isn't the kayfabe explanation behind this smply that he is cheating to win with his two lackeys?
yeah, he's one of the 3 heel archetypes who make up the entire WWE

1. Monster heel
2. Chickenshit heel
3. Heel who has lackeys

Occasionally they mix them up like Seth who was a combination of 2 and 3.

>>2584911

This.

I'm always happy to see people reinvent themselves after their career seemed to be stuck in the mud

>>2584899
That's great. The old dome drawing wrestlers did that all the time. Now he just needs to do coke before his promos and we have a draw.

>>2584393
DESIGNATED

>has never had a match even above mediocre in his life

>>2584911
>I've liked Jinder Mahal since his debut

...why?

>>2584393
>>2585057
SHITTING

>>2584393
>>2585057
>>2585061
STREETS

Based Hardbody Mahal works the smarks because he's the Sultan of Strong Style

>>2584957
>Fergal false-flagging

"No"

>>2584957
But that's retarded. /wooo/ always fawned over Devitt/Balor even before there was the Bullet Club. On /asp/ we joked about his twink cosplay bullshit. While /wooo/ inititally hated AJ as his replacement leader, on /asp/ we knew his greatness and were more than ready to see him fuck some japs up, and we love him to this day.

>>2585074
>implying wrestling was on /asp/ for the start of AJ's BC run
>implying """we""" care about gook shit

Very subtle indeed, wewtist.

>>2585077
I'm sorry you have such a short memory anon, but based AJ went to NJPW in 2014. /asp/ was here.

>>2585074
>While /wooo/ inititally hated AJ as his replacement leader,

[X] DOUBT

>>2585108
>/asp/ cared about wrestling before the /sp/ migration

kek

>>2585066
>>2585074

Based granite abs Balor working the fatties from /wooo/

>>2585163
Becky I said stop

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>>2584468
Renee is alcoholic? That explains her disgusting tummy.

>>2584896
everybody on this board only pretends to like certain things because they fancy it angers an imaginary other wrestling fan who is really just an amalgamation of their own worst traits.

an anti-smark is a smark who lies about being a smark

Based Big Poppa Poo

They really need to give him a run with the strap. Big Poppa Poo and the poo world order is entertaining as fuck. They just need a hot Indian bitch and the stable is complete.

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>>2584896

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If you never stiffed an autistic Irish faggot in your life; I can't recommend it enough

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>>2586711
>an anti-smark is a smark who lies about being a smark