smAckdown gAmethread #3

Bravo is part of NBC?

>Ram

we're all in here not in this spic dumpster thread

>>2582401

Shinsuke Nakameme vs Jinder Mahal Strong Style Match

>>2583089
I'M BEGGING YA DWEEB

Jinder confirmed hindered

W
HOUSE
OF
R
E
S

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>standing while eating a sub

Boypussy > girlpussy

did the drifter appear yet?

Backlash is in Chicago and is already being advertised on local TV. Jinder vs. Randy Orton as the WWE title match so Bray is losing Payback as we all figured. But they aren't advertising A.J. Styles vs. Kevin Owens, so there's a chance that Jericho wins the US Title.

>>2583466
Agreed.

You now realize Boreton is going to squash Mahal and fued with Zayn while Gay Cops are going to win the tag champs for 2 mins before New Gay debuts takes it from them

I'll just enjoy based Big Dog and Raw, enjoy your silver title jobber show lmao..

B A S E D G A Y C O P S

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spoopy again

>>2583484
Jericho is going on tour with Fozzy.

That smackdown theme is the best one

the take a chance one

when will WWE sign based Jayme Jameson?

and no, that's not a pornstar, the name just happens to sound like a porn name

Even with Tom Phillips bland voice this was still a great episode.

>>2583484
>card subject to change
The title isn't even on the line anymore this sunday

>>2583498
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEdAkvzj1bw

Not watching but from what I gather, we lost this week?

>>2583498
No

She's a pornstar

>>2583499
facefuck yourself my man

>>2583484
Apparently the Horror match isn't for the belt. Bray could win.

Owens for sure is retaining.

So what if Bray wins?

>>2583511
We won smackbro, it wasn't even close.

>>2583495
True but he's not leaving until some time in May. The way I see it they throw Jericho a bone and let him get his revenge on KO and then come full circle and he'll drop the U.S. Title to AJ, getting AJ his Wrestlemania loss back.

Is any of this even really justified? Did Bray really have such a deep relationship with Randy that would require him to invent a new match just to beat him up?
I guess it's still better than him feuding with Cena and Roman simply because they were popular and he was jealous

Fuck off Bray.
Jesus, he's one annoying fat neckbeard trying to look scary.

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Based

>blacks

This is the worst feud in SmackDown history.

Women are awful.

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>dat nigger talk

>naomi talking

make it stop

Naomi's taking promo lessons from the Usos?

That was a pretty good video package desu

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>>2583510
>that empty arena

holy fucking kek

IM FEELING THE GLOW

>Affirmative action champion vs shitty mic skills tranny

I really hope this isn't 20 mins

>champion out first

I really hate when they do this.
Champion should always come out last.

you reckon Naomi would make for a great KFC commercial voiceover?

That house of horrors promo was 2 spoopy 4 me

here with the smackdown women's champion alexa bl... nope its naomi.

life is suffering.

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>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take a long, deep inhale of her sweaty, meaty shithole

Why do they give faces the worst fucking lines jesus christ it's like they want them to fail.

Why did Naomi take Finn's deemon hair?

>champion comes out first
fucking why?

Papis estoy muy triste, ya casi se va a acabar este episodio tan basado de /Smack/.

thats like the 5th time that loli in the crowd has been on camera

>>2583534
she's taking dick from an uso t b h

WHO HERE HYPED FOR GENETICALLY SUPERIOR CHARGOAT TO CRUSH UGLY APE NAOMI

BASED BIG MATCH BOOTY NAOMI

>>2583510
lol you can audibly hear the grunts and spot calls

Just die already

I can hear remotes changing the channel to apehoop in over 500k households in Americaz right this instant

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>Wimminz closing /smack/

Welp, good show regardless.

>leave
>get food
>come back
>women in the main event?

see y'all next week

>dunn cuts away from the slingshot into the ring
he is so shit

WE WUZ RAVERS

>>2583555
Gonna do the dishes until 205 live starts tbqh

>>2583530
Women aren't for everybody. Have you tried homosexuality?

reminder that in this case charlotte is 100% genetically superior

t. /pol/

This bray storyline would be been so much better if it was one of the actual Wyatt's.

Anyone notice that the black guy in these FBI show commercials is the guy who played every single nigger in Fallout: New vegas?

>>2583551
Sorry, meant to quote >>2583550

I had to go pick up a pizza, are based gay cops getting a title match?

>>2583549
Nos vemos en 1 semana mi basado /Smack/ hermano.

>Braun is over as fuck
>Luke is over
>Rowan did pretty well tonight

>Bray is the Janetty of his own stable

>>2583573
dude... can it with the N-word okay?

>>2583575
Yes

>>2583575
yes

they made it

>>2583575

you bet your fucking ass they are

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>>2583567
>Watching flippyshit on purpose

>>2583575
Yes. Get hyp

>>2583575
yes

Wait? Is the wimminz match the last match of the night? Why do they do this? Don't they know that people wil most likely start leaving?

>>2583519
Two faces fight for a title? God you're such mark. Shut the fuck up.

>>2583579
quiet nigger.

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>>2583583
>>2583585
>>2583587
>>2583589

FUCKING FUCK YES

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>Another Smackdown without a Nakamura match
ARE THEY SERIOUSLY GONNA TRY TO MILK HIM ALL THE WAY TO SUMMERSLAM? FUCKING HELL!

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR HIM TALKING, THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS DOING?

I'M SO MAD I'M POSTING THIS TWICE.

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>some racing ad playing on fox sports 3
>AJ Styles' last TNA theme playing

>>2583579
Shut your damn mouth nigger

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>>2583588
>205 live
>flippy shit

based gulak is having none of that

I think the based manfridge Charles can win over Raver Queen Na Na but not tonite.

>>2583598
They're milking him till Backlash anon.

>Memezo and Ass on the preshow

RAM finally coming to its senses

>>2583594
Lose weight manboobs mcgee.

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>>2583588
>dat webm
everytime

doesn't bray have the right to a rematch for the championship? if he isn't claiming it in this house of horrors stuff then when will he?

or we are gonna pretend he doesn't have one?

HARLOT

>>2583598
the overrated freak line was obviously from vince too

at least the gif of nakamura's reaction to ziggler's music was good

>>2583595
HAHAHA NIGGER SO FUNNY XD

>>2583600
Mabel did nothing wrong

>>2583555
Naomi is objectively more attractive than Charlotte.

HARLOT

>women main event
Guess I can start vidya early. Thanks shit booking

>HARLOT

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>tfw you will never cuddle charlotte

HARLOT

was it on purpose? wtf

Both raw and sd shit.

Good job building anything into the PPV

>>2583598
Nakamura's first match is at Backlash. Being advertised locally as Nakamura's main roster debut match.

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>HARLOT

this has to be a rib

>>2583605
You have got to be shitting me. That's THREE more Smackdowns with Nakamura not doing shit or being in terrible cringe-worthy segments.

>>2583600
Mabel is so cute holy shit!

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>>2583621
BASED!

char char don't let me down!

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>charlotte will never like you "more than a friend"

charlotte's tan is disgusting

look at that shit

>>2583627
their new goal is to kill an over talent before they even wrestle a match

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Charles looking better everyday. muh fuckin dick cant take it

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>>2583633
BASED!

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>yfw no chrisley knows best next

>>2583634
Naomi's tan is pretty gross

>naomi
>main event

JUST

>>2583636
I think you may be gay, anon.

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>>2583642
d..d..did they?

Oh snaps bitches I think we got a real fucking match habbening

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Shit, Charlotte leaks bros!

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>mfw Charles win the title

>>2583640

w-why?

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>>2583643
>state of Shane McMahon

>>2583649
>no ice maker

dropped

>>2583627
Nakameme is getting some English lessons in the meantime so he can finally cut a fucking promo other than saying his stupid ass name.

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>>2583649

>>2583642
>We are number one

>>2583658
he actually cuts a fine promo, it just needs to be 2 sentences max

having him part of the opening promo for a tv show is stupid

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>>2583649
Bro, new ones with her new """""tan"""""

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>>2583658
>michael nakamura

>>2583658
Maybe they should have him be actually wrestling a god damn match, which is the reason why they hired him in the first place.

A ver /Smack/ hermanos, el show casi termina, es hora de calificar.

>9/10

im telling you guys brauns hulk hogan promos are growing on me

>>2583649
Just like Charlotte it makes my meat cold and can't keep heat.

>>2583673
8/10 muy buen show papi

>>2583673
7/10
Wasn't that good desu

>>2583673
6/10

Why the fuck is Charles so loud when he wrestles?

Charlotte's body is hot as fuck but she has a tranny horse-face.

It's a bit conflicting, I really want to try fapping to her but her face really puts me off.

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>>2583643
Don't worry. Bliss will will be coronated at the Payback main event

>>2583673
I would have said 5 but Jinder and Gay Cops make it an 8.5

This nigger No-Dimey is so fucking boring

>>2583673
seems better than it is since raw was so god awful

Naomi does the Detonation Kick too slow
But I like her way of doing it over TJP's

>>2583687
>Charlotte's body is hot as fuck
Just go grope you local appliance store

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>Charlotte kicked out of the rear view

how could anyone survive that ass hitting them?

>>2583673
10/10 el basado Jinder y los policías gays salvaron a SmAck

>>2583683
>based jinder stealing the WWE title in a fucking limo
>based /ourguys/ gay cops becoming number one contenders
>solid fun no dq match
>not very good

if charlotte wins the only bad part will be the dolph/nakamura promo

>Rear End
How can that possibly hurt?

>>2583692
pretty much this

>Naomi throws the most gentle kick i have ever seen

"CHARLOTTE MAY BE KNOCKED OUT"

This is actually a fucking good match.

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>>2583673
8/10

Left me satisfied.

So is BMAJ just not showing up tonight or what?

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>DQ

Best womens match in a long time ...until the non-finish

>>2583711
Get some fucking standards you genetic dead end

you just know Uso beats that pussy up.

LOL Is this a face turn?

>>2583702
i appreciate you PPG-poster

>>2583673

>nakameme saying >probrem
>the inhinderable based jinder stealing belt
>gay cops go over

10/10

Lol idiotas

>>2583714
he already did

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

SMACKDOWN IS SHIT NOW

>inb4 Becky comes out to her Charlotte

>>2583714
He wrestled in the first or second match

I tought James was punching Charles

WTF is she turning face?

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>>2583714
uhhh he already wrestled corbin...

>women's main event ends in DQ

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>Raw endings seeping into SDL

Why is Natalya so lickable?

Based Big Hog now has three bitches, holy shit

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>this is how smackdown ends

>>2583711
dusty finish galsy but have a good match.

why arn?

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Don't this again Smackdown. Learn from RAM's sins.

>>2583738
truly living the dream

>>2583727
For fucks sake. The one time I'm late to AJ Styles Live and I miss the big match. What did he do?

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>mfw when two women miss their kicks

Based Ellsworth's Angels!

Yay we get a 3 on 3 womens match next week, i cant wait.

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JINDER SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE MAIN EVENT

And Potato farmer nowhere to be seen

Did Charlotte just turn face?

>>2583736
whoa... is this... the power... of the WiiU...

Why would Naomi bother to get back in the ring to save Charlotte?

BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG

SAVE US NINJA WARRIOR

WHERE THE FUCK IS BECKY???

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Well time for Hannity.

See everybody next week.

>>2583748
BASED
A
S
E
D

nattie heart stable. keeek

>>2583743

reversed a powerbomb into a roll up for the pin; then got worked over by baron and owens

>>2583713
Cute gif Anon. Hit me right in the feels.

>>2583743
literally had a 10 star match with el torito

>>2583751
he doesnt care as long as he can wank to it

>>2583748
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO FUCKING BASED????

BMAJ and Hardbody Mahal carrying the show on their backs as usual.

>>2583743

Had a great match with Lone Wolf until Oreowens and Zzzayn came to ruin it

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>>2583763
Have another.

>>2583756

me to bro want to make a hannity game thread?

>>2583544
jw if you're the same dude posting all the way from the WWE generals we used to have back in 2013 and 2014

My stream cut out. Last thing I saw was niggress getting pulled out of the ring. What happened?

If Chrisley knows best then why can't his daughter drive for shit?

from what I watched of SD tonight

>Dolph Ziggler is hella racist and i like him again
>AJ styles is being misused but I can't wait for Rusev to get there
>Jinder and Orton is the money match and nobody really cares about Wyatt shit
>James fucking Ellsworth is the manager of a bad ass womens stable with Nattie, Carmella and Tamina

All in all a good show.

>>2583777
Ellswoth's Angel's jumped Charles

>>2583785
>Ellswoth's Angel's
Fuck now I'll be disappointed by whatever name they come up with

gran metalik where

>>2583776
No I have taken the mantle of Shrekposter on behalf of the fallen anon.

>>2583785
kek

>>2583762
>>2583764
>>2583770
Thanks Smackchads.

>>2583793
relegated to main even after he botched his debut match :(

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>>2583748
I know I got the religion wrong, but I just had to

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>>2583785
>yfw they repackage him with this gimmick next week

How hard do you mark?

>>2583785
This shit works so well since they are the anti- Charlies Angels

>>2583783

She's a woman

>>2583801
trash

>>2583771
D'Awwww. You're a cool TripAnon.

>Neville Level
Stop

>Literal crickets booing

Gulak's stupid politician gimmick actually has some heat, so good for him, I guess.

fuck, ali is so good

That kick

Neville just palm strikes Jack in the face, throws him into the turnbuckle, kicks him like four times in the back of the neck and puts him in the Rings of Saturn.

What a fucking boss.

gallagher vs neville always delivers a good match.

>Jibbles on Talking Smack
wew

>JBL

OH MY GOD USOS BTFO

Homophobic Homosexual JBL with Breezdango on Talking Smack...

UGGOS BTFO

Fandango is high as fuck

Fandango is so high on my boy chart. >>2583956

What the fuck is happening kek

do you guys think that JBL is being hit in his self esteem with breezango being there?

i mean jbl is a faggot, there's no doubt about it.

He's trying so hard to hide his erection.

Renee asks a good question, they use it as an opportunity to start cutting a promo about how they're serious in ring despite their goofiness and JBL immediately interrupts and steps all over it.

This guy is fucking awful.

Fandango is tripping balls

Breezango is the greatest thing to ever happen.

Fandango man... GOAT

>Yellow in her hair
Yer killing my future children here Bex

>JBL telling kids to steal test answers
This madman

>>2583973
JBL is Talking Smack poison. Daniel needs to abandon his baby and come back.

>>2583973
I didn't even care about the bullying but was hoping he would get fired. He fucking sucks at his job.

JBL taking his role of heel announcer to a new level.

>>2584002
Dude, get Phillips, get Graves, get Byron, get fucking Kane to do it.

Anybody except JBL. I swear to God, he's the dirt worst.

>I'll be sleeping on a fluffy cloud of my conscience
Becky is too cute

>JBL exposing the business

>>2584002
>>2584015
>>2583973
>>2584005
>r/squaredcircle

Can't wait to see the rating numbers for tonight

BASED BIG BREAKFAST PROTECTING UNITED STATES

HOLY SHIT BASED CORBIN

BASED CORBIN

Sami vs. Corbin, that oughta be fun.

Corbin's "oh shit I'm gonna get fined" face is a nice touch.

>Baron Corbin

Muslims hate him

Did Baron just kill a referee?

>1 dead ref a week

>>2584049
can someone unironically explain the big based breakfast meme to me?

How was 205 and Talking SmA+ck? Was about to watch them but then someone graced me with the Broken Matt anthology and I'm not sure what to watch now (most likely Matt)

>>2584184
Didn't watch 205 but Talking Smack was worth the watch. Based Gay Cops were good, Becky looked good and some shit happened later but I wont spoil for ya broseph