SmA+ck Gamethread #3 Big Red's Comfy theme edition

>>2583061
literally best theme in WWE right now

Where's my Weetabix?

>>2583063
>>2583063
>>2583063
>>2583063
>>2583063

ACTUAL THREAD

>>2583081
Kek

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Post tummies

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>>2583061
>wearing a choker

What did sweet childlike innocent kissless virgin Bayley mean by this

>>2583087
>61
>63
Wrong.

That way of selling spots reminds me of Abyss. It's super comfy.

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>>2583087

I just ordered Mass Effect Andromeda on Amazon

I was told by known sources it was the best in the series and superior to the last three games and that it follows the last games well

Is this correct or was i ripped off?

Why didn't anyone think that Rusev looks like Andre Cien Almas

>>2583093
HOLY
FUCKING
YUCK

Randy is not phoning it in for once

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>>2583091

>>2583093
ugly autist

Boypussy > girlpussy

>>2583118
whew

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>>2583113
Money well spent.

Randy is so fucking past giving a shit at this point

and it's not a bad match, but kek

Who booked Smackdown from September through December and why isn't he booking now?

>Decent Smackdown with very little filler
>Diva main event so I can turn it off early

How is Smackdown so based?

>>2583113
It's ok, don't listen to the /v/ faggots

randy boreton xD

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Alexa is for _____

when is big match jinder gonna interrupt?

>>2583129
Why wasn't the NoDQ main event?

HE BORES THE FANS

HE BORES THE FANS

HOUSE OF WHORES

>>2583133
the boys

>>2583133
lick

>>2583133
unrequited love

>>2583129
Based smack packing in twice the entertainment as RAM in half the time.

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>>2583133
Saving from RAM

>>2583061
holy fuck that match was so painful to watch, just so fucking awful

>>2583133
me

>>2583133
Refined tastes

>any more farther

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>when you kinda wanna get cucked by Randy Orton

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>>2583133
Sexual

>I don't know exactly what a House of Horrors Match is
How many fucking times has he said that?

JINDER IS HERE

BASED

>>2583133
the shekels

BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP

BASED JINDER

JINDER IS HERE

YOU CAN'T HINDER HIM

>Jinder
Yes!

BIG POPPA POO

>I don't know what a House of Horrors match is.
>I have a feeling this Sunday, I'll find out

Well yeah, that's when the match is.

JINDER TIME

Big Rupees Jinder

CANT HINDER THE JINDER

BBPPWTS

what are they chanting?

BASED

BASED BIG MAHARAJA

WE WANT THE MEAN STREET POOSE

>I have a feeling I'm going to find out this Sunday

No shit you dumbass

>USA chants
kek

Kek, Jinder's a whore

>that dude in the Hype Bros shirt

Holy fuck

House of whores match

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BIG POPPA POO

>USA Chants
Fucking Hell...

JINDER MA+HAL

I AM THE TRUE HORROR

>>2583147
Fuck you you dumbass smark, that was a great match.

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THAT FUCKING FAN RAISING HIS HAND BEHIND JINDER

HAHAHAHHA

POO

MAHA FUCKING RAJA

THE SULTAN OF STRONG STYLE

>Shutup chants

HE'S WORKIN THEM HARD BOYS

Based Jinder working the burgers

HOLY SHIT THEY ARE MUTING JINDER'S CHANTS

>>2583169

U
S
A

Based Jinder has them in the palm of their hands

>Jinder
>a fucking leaf

/POL/ FUCKING OBLITERATED

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>I HAVE MORE CULTURE

>>2583174
Jinder is from Canada so it works

Damn Jinder and Roman are the only two who get any pop.

>>2583178
>the veins
kek

>USA chants
HOLY CRINGE!

south asian languages just sound funny

THEY ARE MUTING JINDER'S CHANTS

>>2583154
>petite nose
into_the_trash_it_goes.jpg

>>2583182
for you ;^)

t. randy orthon

Big Poppa Poo about to culturally enrich Randetty

damn
I didn't know Calgary spoke Punjabi

THE WORLD WWE CHAMPIONSHIP

>world wwe championship

well you tried

bollywood lads

>Smackdown is now the land of multiculturalism

HOLY FUCK BASED BIG POPPA POO

Jinder will never be chanpion now, he will never hold a mid card, he wont be tag and he certainly wont be heavyweight champ, all because he said world wwe championship

>I have more culture than most of you here.
>proceeds to explode this explosive vest.

the world wwe championship :(

I would literally let Randy Orton plow my girlfriend while I watch in the corner in fear.

singh bros

HAPPENING STATUS: HERE

WE POO STABLE

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>claims to be Indian
>doesn't wear feather headdress
>doesn't make tomahawk movements with his arm
>doesn't do a rain dance

Seriously, what is Vince thinking?

ohh shit slum dog millionaires

BASED HARDBODY HAS WORKED THE SMARKS INTO A FRENZY

Bollywood Bois

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inb4 Punjabi prison match

BASED BOLLYWOOD BOYS

Any pajeets on here know wtf he just said?

new POO order

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Is it terrible that I really really really want to see Jinder win the title.

I want to like Jinder but then does that move and I remember he's just a jobber

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>world wwe championship

>>2583223
bro, pls

BIG POPPA POO WORKING THE MARKS

>Jinder taking the belt

BASED AS FUCK

wew he's taking the title back to India

POO in the LOO CREW!!!

WE FINALLY HAVE ANOTHER TOP HEEL

I'M MARKIN OUT LADS

>when Tech support becomes WWE champ

I unironically like this SJW Poo heel gimmick

>>2583226
He said if he wins he will banish all loos

>Jinder takes the belt
oh god they're gonna make a new blue championship
DONT DO THIS PLEASE

>>2583213

He is in another level. He even works his own boss.

>indian bullet club

>>2583233
>>2583234
KEK

>>2583228
Better than Ratings Killer Orton

>>2583221
BASED SMACK DOES IT AGAIN

BASED JINDER TAKING THE TITLE

WTF is wrong with charles' face in that pic? It looks hideous

https://twitter.com/rusevbul/status/857036070369865728

Everybody retweet this

Ahahaaha he just took the belt

>>2583227
Out Of Order

Jinder's pretty good guys. I had no idea he sounded like that.

Based Big Poppa Poo working the sneks

HNNNNNNG

>>2583204
Hi Jinder. Why are you so fucking worked that nobody likes your poo in the loo ass?

>>2583252
>using social memedia

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>that Lana promo

JINDER AND THE BASED POO CREW TAKING THE BELT HOME

>>2583226
He said
IF THERE IS ONE MILLION ROMAN FANS I AM INE OF THEM
IF THERE IS ONE HUNDRED ROMAN FANS I AM ONE OF THEM
IF THERE IS ONE ROMAN FAN THAT IS ME
IF THERE IS NO ROMAN FAN THEN I AM NO MORE
I AM WINNING THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP FOR ROMAN REGINS

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>>2583245
>Poo-let Club

Muh

>>2583227
>not poo world order
Are you literally retarded?

I wanna fuck Lana's corpse.

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>new lana video

>/asp/ies are actually non-ironically ironically wanting this roided up freak to be WWE champion

Lana my diiiiiiiiiiick cant handle these promos each week!

Lana BLACKED when?

>>2583245
>Not the Bomb Club

I'd be ok if the Lana promos went on for 8 months

>>2583269
>Rawtist SEETHING

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>COMING SOON

STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS!

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>>2583264
You got joke eh?

Jinder deserves better than a feud with Boreton

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>>2583266

i want lana to shit on my chest as much as the next guy but am i the only one that thinks this new gimmick shes doing is cringe?

BMAJ FUCKING WHEN? I'M FINNA KILL MYSELF.

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>>2583269
The era of big guys is returning.

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BIG PAPA POOOOO

>>2583260
Oh my God i'm fucking BEGGING YA DWEEB!

>>2583263

honest kek

>>2583269
>He's afraid to try anything new

Yep, you have all the makings of a Ramlet

>>2583282
GOAT stable

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WWE better not blueball us with Lana.

>>2583283
>am i the only one that thinks this new gimmick shes doing is cringe?

No shit, Sherlock...

>>2583264
poo poo poo life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmzY7XPl_ww

Jinder is fucking $$$

Don't fuck this up Vince

>>2583269
>the effect of Randy Orton

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>inb4 we get Lana promos for months and then she shows up once and the gimmick is canceled

Based Hardbody taking the title today and at Backlash.

Orton and Jinder just made me more hype in one segment than 3 hours of RAW. what is wrong with this shit

>>2583269
Ortons already champion tho

>>2583269
>/asp/ies actually still get worked by wrestling

Poppa Poo was good on the mic

Stupid crowd was dead for some reason

>>2583283
Outside of doing Baileys entire gimmick theres nothing that lana could do to make me not like whatever it is shes doing.

>>2583272
The shanty town of (you)

Are we seriously not gonna see Nakamura wrestle tonight either? What the fuck are they doing?

>>2583226
"I'll beat Randy Orton at backlash and shows these Americans their place, which is beneath my feet. Etc etc. " then he said "and one more thing" before trying to cheap shot Randy.

>>2583269
>he unironically would rather see Randy Boreton as champ instead of a fresh new badass HEEL

E Babies everyone

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>>2583287
>wanting to touch 3d

Fucking go back to redirt normie faggot

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/ourguys/ are here

>>2583269
Jinder looks promising.

We're actually witnessing it. It's happening. Babun Tarisan is winning the war.

THE BIG MAHARAJA TAKING WHATS HIS

>Ascension still jobbers

Don't have a Pepe sad enough

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>WWE Championship getting outsourced

based gay cops

BASED
GAY
COPS

>Jinder took the belt and rode off in a limo
JUST FUCK MY SIDES

>Jinder not the limo driver

Poo in the loo pls

>BASED GAY COPS

Based jinder and now fake decay and gay cops

>the madman really left with the belt

This is the best stable EVER

BASED JINDER WORKING THE OVERWEIGHT SMARKS

Holy fuck that was great

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP THE FASHION POLICE ARE HERE.

PLAY IT COOL BROSKIS.

Oh look. Ascension tried to change their face paint. But they still suck.

>>2583314
Neither of them should have it. Neither blandy boreton nor shitskin mahal.

BASED JINDER taking the title!

>Ascension vs Breezango
>this is a thing

which gay cop do you prefer bros?

for me, its fandango

>inb4 AA win

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>>2583322
>yfw they win the straps

>>2583326
We Attitude now

>>2583328
JESUS CHRIST, JINDER IS BASED

I liked Breeze's Steiner goatee

I want to penetrate both gay cops' rectums

no homo

Stupid sexy gay cops

five minute match, bet theres still a commercial break.

>>2583339
Breeze

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>Gay Cops v Ascension
Don't make me choose mang!

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>little kid doing the fandango in the crowd
>he's going to end up taking it in the butt later in life

Weren't The Ascention dominant tag champs in NXT?

What went wrong

>>2583328
>Holding the belt upside down

Welp, there goes his push. Vince going to crucify this street shitter.

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>>2583328
>mfw

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BASED GAY COPS TIME

>>2583352
Konnor fucking sucks

Viktor is great

>>2583328
this is the greatest screencap of 2017 so far

>>2583346

its like they're wearin' nothin' at all.
nothin at all
nothin at all

>>2583328
based Miz belt

>>2583353
It's M for Maharaja.

>>2583339
Fandango is definitely funnier but breeze is the better wrestler

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>you now remember that the Ascension were the longest reigning NXT Tag Champs

What the fuck happened?

>>2583353
but Orton held it upside down earlier in the episode

>Viktor's knee is better than Seth's

Sad!

>>2583353
>Holding the belt upside down

maybe he is Awesome?

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>>2583353
its "M" for Manlet Killer

>>2583328
BASED AS FUCK!

>>2583353
He's obviously making the belt an 'M' for Mahal

PUSH HIM TO THE MOON, VINCE

>>2583328
>kingofasp.png

>>2583339
Breeze because of his uncanny likeness to the lengendary Banker.

GAAAAAAAAAAY COPS WOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2583362
This.

BASED GAY COPS

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>THE ASCENSION

>>2583363

based JBL buried them on their debut

>who do these faggots think they are? LoD? fags

BEST SMACKDOWN EVER

OUR FUCKING GUYS

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! FUCK YES!!! I LOVE YOU ALL /SMACK/ HERMANOS!!!!

THE BOYHOOD DREAM

wew
e
w

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>the Deception

BASED HOMOSEXUAL LAW ENFORCERS

>jobbed to Nikki and Cena
>get rewarded with Tag Team champ match

B A S E D

OH SHIT GAY COPS PUSH

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

RYAN WARD THE MADMAN IS ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE THEM THE BELTS

THEY FUCKING DID IT
HOLY FUCKING BASED

BASED GAY COPS

BASED GAY COPS

BASED SMACKDOWN

BASED GAY COPS!!!!
They getting a run because of Breeze in drag!

BASED AS FUCK GAY COPS

SMACK WINS YET AGAIN

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B A S E D
A
S
E
D

BASED GAY COPS

Gay cops did it mane

>>2583365
viktor was trained in the hart dungeon

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>>2583328
>"Where to, Mr. Mahal?"

Are they faces now?

Finally the gay cops winning

this episode is taking memes too far

B A S E D G A Y C O P S

RAZOR RAMON HARD GAY IS PROUD

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WE FUCKING DID IT

WE FUCKING DID IT BOYS HOLY SHIT

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>the jobscension

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THANK YOU FANDANGO

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Becky is for _______

>>2583381
Llore conmigo papi.

>>2583400
More like FART dungeon

BASED GAY COPS

Tyler is an extremely pretty man

AMERICAN BORING BETAS BTFO

>Jinder is a contender
>Breezango are contenders
Smack truly is the A show

>>2583413
Me

>Jinder #1 contender for WWE title
>Breezango #1 contender for tag titles
What is going on at Smackdown?

>>2583400
Fart Dung Eon

>gay cops
>jindder "burn potato niggers to a cinder" mahal

BEST

TIME

LINE

>>2583413
lifting more than Roman

>>2583413
Potatoes

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tyler is really good looking

>>2583422
truly the land of opportunity

>Mahal and Breezango are number one contenders

What the fuck is happening?

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>>2583353
>>Holding the belt upside down

Maybe you spell WWE with a "m" in poopoo language?

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should RAM just throw in the towel at this point?

>>2583413
Smoking weed with and waking up with her head resting on your shoulder

;_;

>>2583422
L A N D

O F

O P P O R T U N I T Y

>>2583430
he's one beautiful son of a bitch

>>2583424
THE BEST OF ALL TIMELINES

>>2583413
immigration

>>2583434
>>2583439
Opportunitymind

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fucking viktor will never get his chance

fuck everything

>>2583424
The Land of Opportunity

>>2583400

SHOULDA BEEN TRAINED AT THE POLICE ACADEMY

>>2583063
>>2583063
>>2583063
>>2583063
>>2583063

>>2583439
>Land Of Opportunity
>L O O
>LOO
>Jinder wins first night

Poetry

>>2583426
Truly this is the best wrestling show on television.

>>2583413
being cucked by Lego

>>2583451
When Konner gets future endeavored he'll team with Aiden English

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BASED

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>>2583458
>anon is assblasted his threads don't draw

>>2583459
It just keeps HAPPENING

WE'RE ALL ON VINCE'S WILD ASS RIDE

Why can't I have a qt hick gf, /asp/?

You now realize Boreton is going to squash Mahal and fued with Zayn while Gay Cops are going to win the tag champs for 2 mins before New Gay debuts takes it from them

I'll just enjoy based Big Dog and Raw, enjoy your silver title jobber show lmao

>>2583464
Based

>>2583472
Just go to a trailer park mah boi

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>>2583328
Based

>GAY COPS ON TALKING SMACK

LOOKS LIKE IM ACTUALLY GONNA TUNE IN TO THIS SHIT FOR ONCE

>>2583439
>LOO
Fucking spits my drink

>They had Jinder steal the belt to justify the House of Horrors not be for the title

>>2583494
House of Whores wasn't for the title sto start with.

Does this mean that Breezango have officially "paid their dues" in Vince's eyes and now that they've jobbed as a joke tag team long enough, they are finally allowed to try winning?

>>2583483
>not Poo World Order

jesus christ filtered

>>2583494
Means randy will probably lose

>>2583422
Cryin Bryan Alvarez is going to be seething on his show tonight
>h-how dare they give guys who have been around for a while a chance, muh indie guys and nxt callups should be the only ones in the main event

>>2583508
Who is gonna be Geek of the Week this week?

>I'm going to leave you more confused than ever, Raaandy

Is he going to have gay sex with him? Kissing that bearded qt would really confuse me.

>>2583494
WTF?
>>2583500
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>2583531
Gay Wyatt angle incoming

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>womens wrestling main event

Naomi has a nice ass and all that, but i HATE her "Feel the glow" shit.

It's more annoying that Bayley and the hugging honestly

If House of Horrors isn't for the title, then when will bray claim his rematch?

or we will just pretend he does not have one?

>>2583552

His feud with Balor is going to be full of erotic homolust to draw dimes from fat women

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>>2583563
Trying to get awful catchphrases over is a staple of the womens division

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>Another Smackdown without a Nakamura match
ARE THEY SERIOUSLY GONNA TRY TO MILK HIM ALL THE WAY TO SUMMERSLAM? FUCKING HELL!

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR HIM TALKING, THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS DOING?

>>2583568
The latter. Where do you think we are?

>>2583572
Oh Finn, you bring out the demon in me
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

>>2583572
Fat chicks can self incert as Bray so tumblr will be all over it.

>>2583580

this

what the fuck is going on

>>2583576
Of women in general

holy fuck naomi's ass

fucking yum

>>2583622
Loo for ants

>>2583654
perfect for you little man

>>2583666
>666

pls big though

God damn this match sucks

>>2583693
GOAT