Already winning as always.
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
first for you cant hinder the jinder
>>2582616
perfect order
>HES THE FACE OF AMERICA MAGGLE SHOW HIM SOME RESPECT
Jesus will they get rid of this repetitive cringe
Lana should do BLACKED
this is as bad a start as Smackdown's ever had, not worried tho
I fucking love Smackdown fan images
We've got the beer...miller beer
BASED
Hola como estas dulzura
>>2582630
here you go
私はあなたに仕上がっていない !!!
>>2582633
The unhindered one looks like Sandow here
>>2582632
Is miller any good? Better or worse than Coors?
thoughts on Corbin?
>>2582633
I want to see a RAM version of this picture
>>2582645
Coors is shit
Sd sucks
>>2582646
minion tattoo
>>2582643
calm down bro, but yeah I'm excited as well.
I hope the spanish announcing table get Señor Benjamín as guest announcer for Hardys matches
>>2582642
We posting them all now?
>>2582649
Smack only.
>>2582645
miller lite > coors light
coors original > miller genuine draft
t. alcoholic in 30s
JINDER WHEN
>>2582646
0/10 on the mic, 5/10 in the ring
WHERE IS JINDER
>>2582645
tbqh
they kinda taste the same. im a Bud lite man
>>2582656
You can't hinder the jinder
>>2582656
Can't Hinder the Jinder.
>>2582656
Can't hinder the Jinder
>>2582632
well you know
>>2582649
RAM needs to do something worthy of this picture
>>2582646
Legit GOAT
>>2582656
Can't hinder the Jinder
>>2582656
CAN'T HINDER THE JINDER
>>2582645
Bud>>>Miller>>>>>>>>>>Coors>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Piss>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Natty
>>2582656
cant poo in the loo
its hot and makes me dizzy
>>2582656
CAN'T HINDER THE JINDER
WON'T HINDER THE JINDER
>>2582656
>cant hinder the jinder
>>2582664
>Bud lite
Only spics drink that shit
>>2582656
Can't hinder the Jinder
>>2582659
if anybody wants it
>>2582646
he's still not great but he's working on it which is something i guess.
>>2582685
>>2582656
CAN'T HINDER THE JINDER
>>2582656
>>/r/SquaredCircle
>>2582660
You are correct.
Damn, Corbin got good.
Even on the verge of retiring Kane gave us good things making Corbin based. He's really the GOAT.
>>2582685
Welp time to dump.
>>2582649
>>2582683
spics drink Corona
>>2582695
kek
SAMI ZAYN'S HERE
ROLLUPLOL
>Kevin Owens vs Sami ZZZZZZyan again
Yawn
>>2582696
This shit sucks with such terrible commentators. How the fuck do these people have jobs?
>Sami
>muslim
>ginger
>canadian
how can one person be such an abomination to the Lord?
>>2582706
>>2582703
Is john cena holding the sun?
HAHAHAAH BOREBIN BURIED
welp...tag match next week
What the fuck is wrong with that guys skin?
>>2582698
The half-breeds do.
>Charlotte with a mic
S T O P
>>2582703
Literally half of those aren't even on Cuckdown anymore.
>>2582695
dumping
>>2582712
Yes
the state of charlottes fake tan
>>2582708
i fucking know, its almost like he is one of the tripfags on this board
Based Queen
>BEAT THE CLOCK
What did she mean by this?
>Beat the Clock Challenge match
That's weird
>two faces and two heels brawling out in the ring
sigh i wonder what's going down next week
Wow, Charlotte sounded pretty confident. He must really think he's going to beat Naomi tonight.
>>2582720
Haven't updated it yet, but I'll get around it.
>>2582724
just like her daddy
>>2582698
>>2582717
Corona is the shit. what ya talkin about
I wanna cum on Charlotte's jaw
fuck, marry, kill, anal
>>2582736
me too, brah
>charlotte
holy fucking yum
>>2582627
jesus fuck my dick almost exploded at the thought
ahh fuck not these office spics again. who the fuck even are these janitor jobbers.
Who will win in this inevitable rivalry?
>>2582736
>>2582738
i choose carmella
>>2582738
>making me choose between steph and bliss
>>2582738
>kill the gook
>marry steph for the dollars
>fuck bliss
>anal bayley
>>2582738
marry, fuck, kill, anal
he dun it
Just tuned in. Can I get a quick rundown?
Jinder > Orton
>>2582738
>Steph's face
boner killer
>>2582734
Only spics go on about Corona's "greatness", don't get me wrong. It's a decent beer. It's just not as bueno as you amigos make it out to be.
>>2582720
heck yeah bro we got ambrose on the a show finally.
>>2582738
Fuck, marry, kill, anal Lexi
>>2582738
marry bliss, fuck gooka, kill bailey with anal.
>>2582728
what is this from
Charlotte is a bronze goddess
>>2582738
fuck lexi, anal lexi, marry lexi, kill the others
>>2582734
Dos Equis is superior. Especially Dos Equis amber. If you find Coronoa Familiar in pints or larger tho try that.
>>2582738
Kill steph
Fuck asuka
marry bliss
anal bayley
>>2582738
marry GOATska, anal bliss, fuck steph, kill leno
>>2582747
It is.
>>2582721
>>2582751
This guy knows whats up
>>2582738
marry Bliss
fuck Steph
anal Bayley
kill Asuka
>>2582766
i might
>>2582763
>goddess
>no fertility in those hips
>>2582745
Manju is undefeated.
>>2582738
Fuck Steph
Marry Bliss
Kill Bayley
Anal Asuka
>>2582753
Ziggler interrupted Nakamura in the opener, cut a shit promo, then kicked Nakamura in the gut. Nakamura fought back for a bit before Ziggler ran away.
AJ Styles beat Baron Corbin. KO and Corbin attacked, Zayn came out to brawl, but KO ended up standing tall in the end.
have american alpha even cut a promo? i don't know what either of these guys sound like
>>2582738
Fuck/marry/anal any of the white ones.
Kill the gook.
>>2582738
Fuck Asuka, marry Alexia, Anal Bayley, and kill Steph.
>>2582738
How tall is Bayley?
When did Smackdown go from Friday nights to Tuesday nights?
LITERALLY WHERE IS JINDER
>>2582772
THE COLONS
>>2582777
Shoo peasant shoo
>>2582787
When USA took them back.
>>2582788
finding a street to shit in
I've never cared about Primo or Epico but Epico pulls crazy moves out of nowhere lately so I'm rooting for them
>American Beta
Crickets in the audience.
no jinder, so far so good
>>2582738
Fuck
Marry
Kill
Anal
>>2582738
Kill Gook
Marry Bliss
Fuck Steph
Anal Bayley
>>2582788
In the main event like usual.
>>2582780
Thanks
>already made The Colons look like a threat
HOW DOES SMA+CKDOWN DO IT?
The backstabber power bomb is a pretty cool tag move
thats a pretty cool finisher to be desu
>new gear, attitude, and names for the shooting stars
why is smack so fucking based
>>2582782
Feels good to be considered white
they dropped the shitty stars gimmick
SMACK WINS
Quick easy trivia: Name all 4 Smackdown Tag Team Champions
>Colons
>Breezango
>Ascension
>American Alpha
Gee I wonder who'll win
What is American Alphas gimmick?
>Half the teams go to Rore
>The Vaudshitters are no more
What teams remain really?
>>2582792
>Calling me a peasant
>Worshiping a fridge shaped "goddess" incapable of birthing children
BASED GAY COPS WILL BE ON TV LATER TONIGHT
SMACK WINS
BASED GAY COPS WILL BE ON TV LATER TONIGHT
SMACK WINS
BASED GAY COPS WILL BE ON TV LATER TONIGHT
SMACK WINS
BASED GAY COPS WILL BE ON TV LATER TONIGHT
SMACK WINS
what does 'day one ish' even mean?
>The Anùses
>>2582738
fuck bliss
kill asuka
marry bayley
anal steph
Why are The Usos watching the TV at that angle?
>>2582811
Wait, weren't the Homosexual Law Enforcers traded to Raw?
>>2582812
White genocide
I wish this was the attitude era and we would have Jinder trying to curry Randy's wife.
>>2582809
That gimmick was dumb to begin with, even by WWE's "standards". Where they supposed to be real estate agents?
>>2582812
Steiners 2.0 but worse
>>2582813
These two on right now, the two gay cops, the edgelords, the yous.
>dropped the Shining Stars name and gimmick
>>2582812
A pair of collegiate wrestling nerds in the early 80s
Why is this so bad, why can't Smackdown just be good again.
All of you queers saying you'd kill Asuka just hate diversity
>>2582812
Being gay and that's okay!
>>2582810
Uso
Wyatt
AA
I got kids man
>>2582812
Bronze Medals
TIME FOR /OURGUYS/ TO DEAL WITH THE LOCAL GANG PROBLEM
>>2582776
Corona Extra is or La Familia( ive seen it labelled differently from state to state in the south} is a much darker beast than the pale Corona, its kind of hard to find and probably not worth the price but it is delicious.
>>2582810
Jimmy, Jay, John and Jared Uso
>>2582812
High School/College Wrestlers ...
>>2582825
They were most interesting when they spin it as time share salesmen i.e. snake oil con men, which is still shit
>>2582825
It was a fun gimmick
They started as just le foreign heels but transitioned into timeshare merchants.
Best gimmick the wwe has had in years but they don't like gimmicks anymore so they never had a chance
>how do we turn the usos heel?
turn them into samoan niggers
>how do we make the shining stars legit?
turn them into puerto rican niggers
SMA+CK
Did Bliss confirm that Bayley is a kissless virgin in kayfabe on raw last night?
>>2582810
Slyno
Usos
American Alpha
Orton/Wyatt
>>2582763
what is this pepe used to represent?
>>2582812
A nice guy version of that new Raw team.
>>2582817
Ish is what they use to censor shit on the radio
>gay cops going second in a Beat the Clock match
IT'S HAPPENING. This is their retribution for being super over and jobbing to Nikki Bella.
>>2582835
MY BODY IS READY
When is Gable going to get some offense in?
>>2582825
Time share scam artists
Which Vince probably fell for and was salty about
>The Colons
do you not have to be in shape to be a wrestler anymore?
>>2582852
>jobbing to Nikki Bella.
When did that happen?
>>2582849
fascism or racism or something
>>2582852
nah New Day is debuting and beating them in a squash
You know it to be true
>>2582858
Before Wrestlemania
>>2582858
sm a+ ck before mania
>>2582849
birthdays
Jesus the AA are boring
>THE STATE OF THE COLONS
>5:17
Holy Fuck. Based Gay Cops are gonna do it aren't they?
>>2582861
Kofi's still injured
Smackdown New Day will be based again
Did this manlet just botch his finisher?
>>2582858
they were btfo by Cena and Nikki in the build up to mania
HANDSOME RUSEV IS HERE
>>2582870
No
It's time for the wastelands
>>2582872
Xavier and Big E can do it they don't need 3
And New Day were only based for about a month literally 2 years ago
>Based Ruru
SmAck is so comfy
RURU
U
R
U
>>2582857
I think they know they are on the way out. Not that they gave them much of a chance with the Shining Stars gimmick
RUSEV TIME
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>2582863
>>2582865
>>2582875
Explains why I don't remember then.
OH FUCK
/OURGUY/ FINNA TAKE OVER SMACKDOWN
>Rusev on tv
Smack keeps on winning
PAPA RURU
R U R U
U
R
U
Now that Trumps a neocon kike can Rusev go back to his "evil Russian villain" gimmick?
>>2582872
Fuck it I'll just say it. Kofi deserved to be injured for having hair like that.
Smack literally has the most boring tag teams. They could randomly replace them with different guys one week and I don't think I would notice.
Bayley is for ______
>>2582849
It represents me wanting mommy milky
I love Rusev more than anyone in my own family
>tfw still no Lana used panties in the wwe shop
>>2582895
Patrician taste only.
>>2582857
Primo and Epico were never in great shape
Really good workers though loosing them would be a big blow for WWE
JINDER AND RURU MUST REUNITE TO SMITE THE WESTERN DOGS
>>2582893
Nigga is basically Lucio
>>2582899
They always sell out.
>>2582899
give it time
>>2582894
I like american alpha, at least, they're young , handsome and fit
I like the gimmick too
Future main eventers
>>2582899
why does vince hate money
why does everyone like Rusev?
smarks will literally root for any heel because they don't want to look like children.
>>2582889
stop
>>2582895
dismemberment
*sheathes katana
Is it time for Rusev to be the hero America needs and save us from Kevin Owens?
>>2582895
Keeping my crops crow free
>>2582895
Deporting
>>2582892
>The goys of /pol/ actually thought they could win
>>2582895
Autists and ugly children
>>2582910
Hi Gay Bull
>>2582812
muslim cab drivers
>children's show
>Durex lubricant advertisement
>>2582912
great look
athletic
keeps kayfabe
bantz for days
>>2582895
Slow rough genital mutilation
>>2582910
i dont know if you realize it but nigga you gay
Jinder's tits are fucking digusting.
>>2582895
Gardening
>>2582919
Sad! But at least Rusev can go back to being "le Russian heel" instead of being squashed to Big Show and shit
>>2582915
He is the hero we need, but do not deserve.
>>2582845
considering she is engaged, yeah it's confirmed
>>2582912
because he is absolutely fucking hilarious and a total bro
literally /ourguy/ in every sense
>>2582895
Cuddles
>>2582895
It's pretty obvious.
>>2582932
*By Big Show
>bootyos buffet
this is all an ass eating gimmick right
BASED PYCEB
>muslim beard
BASED BIG NEGOTIATIONS RUSEV
All shitposts aside I forgot Smack was on. Did I miss BMAJ?
>>2582915
Yes
>Rusev will leave SD
the state of becky lynch
Based Ruru
>Bex
my dick is out
>Ruru without russian accent
WHAT?
Russo will finally be champion
*INAUDIBLE*
>>2582947
this series is a masterpiece.
Why the fuck does Becky have mustard on her hair?
>becky on the mic
why the fuck does rusev sound like david ortiz now
>letting becky talk
STOP IT
STOP
>RuRu getting huge "NOOOO"s over the idea of he leaving /Sma+ck/
>>2582738
Fuck Steph, marry Alexa, kill the Jap, and anal Buttley
Does Becky kinda look like she's got a lazy eye tonight?
Get Tsim Fuckis and the three bears OUT
Rusev is going to return as Mr. Bulgaria
Can Ruru finally be face? please?
What would you do?
>>2582928
I might be
Why does becky dress like a member of sanity now?
SNEK
N
E
K
>Carmella's tummy
They should let Ellsworth no chin music a girl
for the ultra heat
Can someone translate what that potato nigger was saying?
Carm's fabulous belly, hfy
THE RANDY MAN COMETH
I like it that all the women mean mug elsworth like they are seconds away from handing him a beating
BASED
>>2582926
>keeps kayfabe
>is on Total Divas
???????
>>2582972
She wishes she was as cute as Nikki
uhhhhhhh weren't we doing a beat the cock challenge
>Tamina will never sit on you face while Natty watches
Jinder to run in?
CANT WAIT FOR BIG MONEY RUSEV TO KICK RANDY'S HEAD OFF AT MONEY IN THE BANK
>Women's title is seriously the main event
I'm done after Payback
>>2582964
thats just being irish
I forgot Rowan existed
>>2582974
>>2582977
these niggas understand
We still don't know what this involves
Can't wait for the House of Whores match.
Based Big Nig Joshua
When's Money in the Bank?
>>2582985
>>2582996
next week
>>2582993
How cringe will it be?
>>2582996
June
>>2582988
sure anon
See you the week after Payback
>>2582992
holy fuck that midriff
>>2583002
Bet? I dropped Raw because of this shit and haven't watched it since.
>>2583005
I thought you are done with Smackdown? So fuck off already
>THAT KID DOING THE ORTON POSE
>>2582988
You'll have to stay at least for Big Poppa Poo vs RuRu at MITB
Rowan's theme is pretty fucking based.
>dat mask
wtf?
WHERE IS JINDER
Rowan's theme is the best in the WWE
>This """""""""""""""""""""pop""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>2583015
Probably right after this, he is feuding with Orton after the PPV
holy shit i haven't heard an entrance that quiet since carmella
pls clap for rowan fans
Holy fuck no Jinder yet why is it taking so long I have to go to sleep bus comes at 6 tomorrow.
>yfw Crazzy Steve debuts during this match
>Casa de putas
>>2583022
he'd instantly be the best promo on the brand
make it happen shane
>>2583024
House of whores?
>>2583020
WE WANT LUKE
Bray's House of Cringe
>>2583022
Was he seriously picked up by WWE? I'd love to see Rosemary come over down the line too
>>2583032
He's pretty much already signed
This Rowan dude sucks even if you put a new mask on him. Give us the HARPGOAT
WHERE IS BMAJ?
>>2583022
When did he start wrestling?
>>2583024
It's weird how Spanish works
>puta = whore
>puto =faggot
House of Snores
>>2583034
That bargain bin joker from TNA? Why would they even want him?
Is Maria debuting tonight?
>>2583045
He's a great talker and a good worker and NXT is pretty empty right now
>>2583042
puta - female who sucks cocks
puto - male who sucks cocks
This is a fun spot
watching this match with erick rowans theme playing on youtube in the background makes it much much better
great. he pushed him into a table
<SJWdown is so boring their "viewers" don't even bother creating a new thread
>Erick Rowan is the only person who knows how to sell a table spot
>>2583045
He's actually not bad, and made some great progress after the terrible days of being involved with The Menagerie.
>>2583042
How is that weird? 99% of male whores do other men
>>2583027
La puticasa
>>2583055
futa - female with cocks
Why is Randy so boring? Even with hardcore stuff he's yawn worthy.
why are british commercials all so fucking awful.
also what is weetabix.
>>2583055
Puta is a whore.
>>2583074
What is a Futo?
is wwe profiting from the wish kids stuff? or are they holding off on the superstars meeting the kids until reaches the goal? or in other words, is WWE seeing the kid can draw dimes before the wrestlers meet them?
>>2583082
A man with a cock by my power of deduction
>>2583050
Probably not, but she will probably get put on Smackdown because we all know Karl Anderson cannot help himself anywhere around that ass
>>2583084
It's a dog draw dog world
>>2583054
This
He's pretty much the perfect guy to fill the role that Lorcan and Almas are working if Almas gets called up. Midcard worker that kills jobbers and puts over the main eventers.
>>2582633