SmAckdown Gamethread #0

>>2582004
Snek dubs incoming

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Reminder that Big Hog Ellsworth is fucking Momma Bliss while you're watching Smackdown on your ass at home.

Smackhermanos I have the feeling that we are going to win big time this week

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>>2582017
Smackdown is weeks away from the next payperview, so they're banking on Charlotte winning the title as the big, special moment of the night.

>watching CuckDown
seek mental help

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GOAT

>>2582011
Is he slowly growing a chin or is it just his goatee?

>>2582029
Is Charles having a match tonight? Then we are fucked bigly

>>2582039
Charles will be having a match every week until she gets injured. Enjoy that Flair nepotism, my man.

>>2582054
I feel bad for smack, I hope she breaks her back in one of those moonsaults she does

>>2582034
>>2582034
I can't believe I'm hype to watch Smackdown for based Maharaja

God I want Blandy to lose so bad.

Predictions?
>big poppa poo gets booed because lmao he looks like a terrorist xdd
>another pointless divas match
>another pointless face of america match with local jobber
>vibrating asian man
>lana i guess?
>I'M THE FACE THAT RUNS THE PLACE
>HEY [INSERT NAME HERE]
>new day?
>a small preview of what the fuck house of meme is

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Pretty much only watching for Carmella and AJ at this point

a ver dónde están mis sm A+ ck hermanos?

who /dolph/ here

>>2582138
ACA papa

>>2582152
Hey

dutch football is bloody garbage

What is it like watching the B show every week?

>>2582011
>more pictures of Blissmom
Finally.

>>2582189
I don't watch RAW

>>2582189
t. Seething Rawtist

>>2582189
pretty boring since ram always ends with a stupid main event.

Guys, I think Vince is abandoning the Mahal train.

Jinder wasn't featured in the promo for Smack yesterday, and he isn't mentioned at all in their preview article. This is a little troubling

>>2582124

I like to imagine this is the face she would make as I take my pants off right before she forces me to jizz all over myself and eat my cum while looking on disgusted

>>2582218
I know I noticed that too


Fuuuuug

I hope we don't get any sami segments tonight

>>2582198
You're here 24/7. Sad!

>>2582239
I hope Jinder injures him.

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WHO /SINMIEDO/ HERE?

>>2582075
Botcha Skanks has a much better chance of fucking up a simple move and breaking something.

>>2582244
This would be the most based.

>>2582075
Hi Mercedes

>>2582248
EL IDOLO Y EL SIN MIEDO

>>2582248
>Yesterday's Daredevil Kalisto
>Today Black Lightning Sin Cara
wew

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>>2582189
>sitting through three hours of trash
lel nope

>>2582248
Still holding out for Sin Cara to be the Usos gang leader

>>2582272
can you get ryder off the smack side we don't need to affiliated with that trash

>>2582278
Fuck you Ryder is based

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>>2582278
Nah he stays.

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Why is Smackdown so based lads? Im psyched as fuck right now.

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>>2582278
Too late bubba.

A ver donde están mis/Smack/ hermanos?

Ram set the bar so low, would it be worth watching this week?

>>2582293
Because it's proud to embrace the fun kind of rassling

>>2582306
Aqui papi chulo

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Lana debut tonight?!

>>2582306
Papi estamos listos para disfrutar del show A

>>2582306
Aca mi rey

>>2582315
Muh

>>2582306
Papi viste lo que le están haciendo al basado Miz en Ram? lo están enterrando

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>>2582303
>mfw my version of the Ryder pasta was immortalized
Feels good.

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>>2582004

>>2582293
Smackdown and SJ is the only thing I look forward nowadays to watch.

>>2582288
He's a joke and will always be a joke

>>2582320
He's getting buried daddy.

Bong commercials are the worst in the world

A ver /Smack/ hermanos, que opinan de Jinder?

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All boards report.

/a/sp/ here

It's time lads

WHOS READY FOR JINDERMANIA

>>2582338
Carajo

DIMESKE NAKADRAWER

Time for the A show lads.

>the artist

>The artist
Is that the best nickname they could come up with?

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>the artist known as

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>>2582339
/r9k/ here
>tfw no SD loving gf

>>2582338
Yo creo que es muy basado

>>2582339
Aca reportando desde asp papi

NAKAMEME
A
K
A
M
E
M
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>"The Artist known as Shinsuke Nakamura"

>Nakamura will also talk

Holy fuck they're really overdoing this cringey shit around Naka

NAKAMEME

ANTI SMARKS SEETHING

>The artist known as

STOP SAYING THAT

CALL HIM THE KING OF STRONG STYLE REEEEEEEEEEEE

>Nakameme
I think we've lost this week boys

>>2582248
Aquí el hermano RAW es para negros sin valor

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WHO /SISSY/ HERE?

this is the third time he's been introduced
will he actually get around to wrestling, this time?

>the artist
English BTFO

THE ARTIST KNOWN AS NAKAMEME
TYPICAL YELLOW FONT FOR ASIANS

>The artist known as
Prince debut when?

BTAKAKOSSSN

Taka looks good with long hair

>>2582353
Well, people obviously like it. If he wasn't drawing, they wouldn't let him have this much buildup. Why should Vinny care about some contrarians opinion on a ugandan pottery app?

based Conrad sign

Never seen this guy and his name has only appeared to me in text. Never would have guessed that is how you pronounce it!

>>2582362
WWE is going to let him wrestle at Backlash.

Based Dolph saving u from gook talk

Damn, Renee got fat...

>>2582347
>>2582348
more like the autist ayy lmao

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>>2582361

Naka still over with crowd
Antismarks seething

Based Ziggles saving Shinsuke from embarassing himself

>>2582356
KOSS is probably cringier.
It's one of those things that becomes cringey if you pin it on everything and say it 50 times a week, which is, of course, what WWE was always gonna do with it.

>>2582361
fuck off

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>mememura

SDL looses again.

Why does Vince hate SDL so much?

Renee looking disgusting

>>2582374
RENEE A CUTE!!!!!!!!!

BASED ADOLPH

>>2582361
Can I cum in you?

>>2582362
>Shinsuke
>wrestle
LOL. He's just there for his charisma

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>>2582339

/pol/ here

>>2582374
She thicc... THICC

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>it's a Renee kicks off the show episode

Vince finally sees who draws the dimes on this show.

DOLPHU ZIGGIRU AMERICAN PIGGGUUUUUUUU

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>>2582339
/vp/ standing by

shinsuke is one ugly fuck

>The Artist Know As

Vince needs to die.

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Dolph is the California Surfer Bray Wyatt

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Based Adolph BTFO Gooks

>Shitskin
Who Renee calm down with the racism

BASED ZIGHEILER CONTINUING THE MAGA GIMMICK

Why spanish commentary is less cringe than the english commentary and the spanish commentarors even curse sometimes

BASED WHITE SUPREMACIST ADOLPH

>Nakameme
>Dolph Jobler

RAW wins again.

>>2582361
Zero ass.

>>2582368
I'm not saying he's not doing well, but I can still voice complaints about his handling.
>letting him talk too much
>making him an exaggerated merchandise-rack by just having him dance and saying "KING OF STRONG STYLE KING OF STRONG STYLE" 5 times a minute

Don't be so touchy lad

>racist dolph

holy shit this actually is his gimmick.

i love this.

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>>2582392
Is it time brothers?

>Wacky dance moves
Adolph posts on /asp/ too?

I still like Ziggler, he had two really good feuds last year

REST IN PEACE NAKAMEME LOL

Ziggles keeping up the racist American gimmick

BTFO'd Mexicans
BTFO'd Blacks
BTFOing Asians

>>2582394
seriously....it's kinda crazy how fucking ugly he is

A-dolph

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>Renee

ziggcuck is awful

>Smackdown kicking off with racism
Also Dolph is just annoying desu, is this really how they booked Nakameme's debut?

Why is Ziggler trying to be Miz?

>Michael

BASED DOLPH BLOWING THE FUCK OUT THE NAKAMEME

THIS SEGMENT IS SHIT

FUCK DOLPH

FUCK WWE WRITERS

Michael Nakamura

he's actually jackie chan?

BASED DOLPH EXPOSING MEMEMURA

>>2582406
YOU DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO FEEL YOU SHITLORD. I WILL CALL THE FUCKING COPS AND HAVE YOU REPORTED TO THEY CYBERPOLICE

>he's calling him Michael Jackson
havethe concussions gotten to Dolph?

Based MAGA Ziggler

ADOLF "THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED, BUT SHOULD HAVE" ZIGGLER

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BASED FUCKING ZIGGLER HOLY SHIT
NAKAMURA'S CAREER GETTING FINISHED

JACKSONS BURIED

>Dolph cutting a promo on a dead nigger

>Grew up in Gary Indiana

Holy fuck, Shinsuke grew up in the Caucasian equivalent of Compton.

>hyperberric chamber

CRINGE

MJ is GOAT

prove me wrong

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>Michael Nakamura
Ooooooooh.

>His name's Michael!

Jesus Christ this is awful.

Is this a face turn?

what the fuck is this

stream?

BASED KING OF POP STYLE

Why is Dolph shooting on Michael Jackson right now?

I get the comparison but it just doesn't make sense

>its a dolph memeler opening

Why is wwe trying to make the worst go home week of all time?
Also WHAT is ziggler even saying?

ziggler fucking burying himself right now

JAPS BTFO!!!!!

>>2582433
black really

JACKSONS BTFO

>probrem

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>the writers actually thought HE'S MICHAEL JACKSON was a good idea

I used to be a Nakamura fan, now im a ADolph fan.

>dorph, what is your probrem

IT MY TJURN TO OOSK DA QUESTION

WUT YA PROBREM?

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What is this?

Is he trying to bury Nakamura or Jackson?

>>2582443
Nakamura's gimmick is Michael Jackson fan

it was the same in Japan. He's just sayin Nakamura stole his persona

>DORPH WHAT IS YOUR PROBREM

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>Nakamura actually speaking

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>>2582339

/pol/ here

what are they doing

smackdown is kill

>speaking in Japanese
did Nakamura forget he's in America?

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>PROBREM

>Dorphuh Ziggurah!

RUT IS YUR PROBREM

>shooting on a dead pop legend

The fuck is this guy doing?

J A C K A S S

Whoa he sounds like my animes

What the hell was the point of cutting a promo on Michael Jackson

Based dolphin browsing asp

BOOK THIS SEGMENT IF IT WAS ON RAW, LADS

>WHAT chants

clever

I'd pay to see these two shoot fight

DAMN SON PROMOS IN NIPPONESE

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>JACKASS

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>>2582306
Presente para el A show como siempre mi anon

shinsuke is a failure on debut LOL

terrible start, more like cuckdown lmfao

I'll take a no 37 and an order of crab raccoon please

>Smackdown transformed into a chinese cartoon episode

Fucking smarks in the crowd need to shut the fuck up with the what chants.

DORUPH ZIGGURAH
RUT IS EYOUR PUROBEREM

What the fuck is happening here?

does Nakamura comes with eng dubs?

Holy fuck what an awful promo from both of them.

JUST FUCKING FIGHT ALREADY

Yeah lets make Dolph pretend like Shinsuke is Michael Jackson that's a great idea

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>People want him to be contending for the world title against Styles ASAP
The state of those smarks.

You have 20 (twenty) seconds to explain why the FUCC dolph ziggler just spent 10 minutes talking about michael jackson.

Smackdown really died right after the draft.

I never understood why the crowd boos when wrestler rolls out of the ring. Like what, is he supposed to take it? It's not like he's just going to stand there

>>2582479
Dolph would hurt him bad with that wrestling

this is god awful

>(((WOMENS WRESTLING))) MAIN EVENT

LMAO BASED RAW WINS AGAIN

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>>2582492
>dubs

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wew lads that was bretty fuckin cringe desu

>>2582492
Blu-ray only goy

>>2582477
6/10 (because they kept it under 10 min)

>>2582477
私はあなたに仕上がっていない

Please give Shinske a manager or something. Sweet jesus

What a way to kill both guys, who is booking this trash?

>Nice and sweet 8 minute promo to start with BKOSS
>Corbin vs. Styles
>Charlotte vs Naomi (C)

RAM is BTFO already

Guess I don't have to keep watching after the AJ v Corbin match.
Don't want to watch another le """""women's wrestling""""" main event

>There were two men wearing red
RAW pls get out.

>>2582506
damn

What is your probrem?

that was one of the dumbest segments in recent memory

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>booking the guy speaking foreign language as a face and the guy speaking English as the heel

bros why does smack just keep winning? Is it even fair anymore?

>ppl claim this is must watch

Raw always wins

Literally the only two relevant wrestlers on the show are about to square off.

I wonder what trash the last hour-and-a-half will have.

Anons who know. Does he sound any better without the fucking mouthguard?

That was actually much better than it could have been. Ive always liked Ziggler better as a heel anyway.

holy shit, is ryan ward dead or something ?

i wondered about promo fights and entrance break-outs. there's no ref to check on people, so it's kinda dangerous right?

Papis estamos destrozando a Ram

RAW_WINS

>>2582524
Not much.

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will our pit goddess show up tonight?

>tfw no Teddy Long as Nakamura's manager to teach him the ways of ghetto

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>>2582500

I Agree!!!

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>>2582511
any problems son?

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>>2582306
>tfw smackdown didn't get bumped for CONMEBOL matches this week

Just think. Vince McMahon was probably sitting in the back, laughing his ass off at those timely and relevant Michael Jackson references.

>>2582520
This Smackdown will never be as bad as yesterdays RAW but this is shite mate

AJ/Corbin oh I didn't see this shit before
That opening segment was ass
What's even going to happen

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>>2582392
Hi friendo

>>2582479
>>2582501
Nakamura has a pretty good MMA background. He'd win.

>>2582537
no sir, i meant no offence sir

>>2582534
>that fridge body

she's a man, BAY BAY

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When Nakamura said he didn't need a translator I had to rewind and listen more intently to make out what he said.
I think he probably does need a translator.

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>>2582500
>He escaped a move he saw coming, WHAT A HEEL!

>papa roach
How out of touch are these faggots?

Buttrock is finally back in WWE

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>papa roach

shaven Owens looks cute... CUTE!!!

>papa roach

fuck off, why are they still going? kill yourself music industry

IS JINDER ON
OR HAS HE BEEN

IM NOT HOME YET

>>2582548

Don't you mean

>tansrater

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>papa roach

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THEY

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>2582551
I WANT DOMINATION
I WANT YOUR SUBMISSION

GOTTA ROLL THE DICE
NEVER LOOK BACK
NEVER THINK TWICE

WOOOAAHH I'LL NEVER GIVE IN
WOOOAAHH I'LL NEVER GIVE UP

>>2582494
WWE really knows how to play up people's strengths, right?

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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BMAJ
M
A
J

>>2582563

I've reached my last resort

based AJ here to save this shitshow

>>2582538
Y las velas papi?

>>2582559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7TacvYrnjI&nohtml5=1

Based Tom taking Kevin's bullying like a man instead of complaining about it like that bitch Mauro

>>2582551
labels pay them for this, theyre not out there scouting musical acts

>>2582566
THIS IS MY LONE WOLF SHIRT

>>2582547
You know being gay isn't that big of a deal anymore. Why not just admit it?

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>BASED Corbin entrance back

Corbin's tron is based af

BASED FUCKING AJ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaand boring corbin,

Based Lone Wolf

>no Marcelo this week

What's the point of having two face announcers?

AJ's gear looking sexy tonight

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>AJ wearing red-trimmed gear

>>2582587
whats the point of 3 announcers?
no actual sporting event has 3 announcers

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>Mfw an American was fat near me

>>2582568
No that was Heyman in ECW before Vince bought it and bent Heyaman over.

>>2582587
JBL can't be stopped

Corbin's entrance pose is dumb

AJ PLS SAVE SMACK

based dolph.

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BMAJ bout to Style all over Corbin

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Aron Corbi
>captcha: goes injury

Holy shit Smackdwon is boring as shit I barely feel interested in an AJ match how does that happen

>Twitter trend
>Nakamura

FARMER STRENGTH

who /face of america/ here

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Who /Punjabi Pimpz/ here?

>>2582604
>seething

Corbin fucking sucks the crowd wants to see Styles and Nakamura

>>2582607
8

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corbin filling out those dumb pants always reminds me of the reddit "Far-Right Frog" meme

>>2582608
>name my band

>>2582596
He is talking about the spanish commentarors

>>2582616
>>2582616
>>2582616
>>2582616
>>2582616

WHERE THE FUCK IS JINDER

>>2582612
RAW was worse

>>2582608
singh bros

>>2582587
He say "carajo" or something like that on live tv so...

>>2582622
MAIN EVENT BOYZ

When did Smackdown change from Friday nights to Tuesday nights?