could e-drones be anymore cucked?

Can someone give me a tl;dr on who kenny omega is and why he's obsessed with wwe?

>>2581990
Some Canadian working in Japan. That's all I know, but I don't understand why he's so popular.

>>2581993
6 star match machine

>>2581990

He's the bingo darling of the moment.

>>2581978
>le nattie is good meme
>le asgooka is good meme
This guy sounds like a faggot cuck

>>2581978
She wants his big white dick so bad. Based Chad Omega making the bitches wet

>>2581990
Real name Tyson Smith, Canadian-born Wrestler for New Japan Pro Wrestling, recently in the spotlight for having several breakout matches in 2016, including a match against Tetsuya Naito rated 5 stars by the Wrestling Observer Newsletter and a match against Kazuchika Okada rated 6 stars by the same at the beginning of this year.

Also known for doing silly stuff like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acjPWVvSy2g

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>Asuka is is a favorite of Mr. 6 Stars

asuka autist BTFO again.

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>>2582028
she's had it

>>2582028
>>2582044
I thought Omega's dick was only for Ibushi.

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>a literal who likes another literal who

kekeke

>>2581990
>pretend to be retarded and not know who kenny omega is

such an original quality post

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>>2582028
This

>asgooka this desperate for validation
Sad! As if he actually cares about divashit. Marks getting worked

>>2582049
>the best male wrestler in the world likes the best female wrestler in the world

>>2582063
He didn't say anything about Sasha Banks

>>2582066
Nobody says anything about Horseface Banks.

>>2582063
Someone should tell him how to spell Io Shirai's name then.

>>2581978

Sorry, but I prefer real women.

>>2582063
>implying AJ said anything about Mandy Rose

>>2582070
Sorry but Meltzer has confirmed Asuka is the best in the world. Until Io can handle the pressure of Full Cuck University smarks, she's not the best.

>>2582076
>Sorry but Meltzer.....

who dat who dat

>>2582076
Le Meltz ranks Io above Gooka

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>beat Goldberg's undefeated streak
>longest reigning NXT champ ever
>most successful NXT run ever
>only second to AJ Styles as WWE's best worker
>big pop at MSG despite never being seen on live TV
>loved by Dave Meltzer
>loved by Bryan Alvarez
>loved by Triple H
>loved by Kenny Omega

She's the undisputed greatest WWE female wrestler ever, and nobody else even comes close.

>>2581978
who?

>>2582052
what a race traitor but can't blame her especially with how retarded japanese men are today.

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>>2582063
Hey, you're right!

>>2582081
who

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>>2582076

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>>2582084
>hackada
Wrong picture, faggot.

>>2582096
TANA
G
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A
T

>>2582095
GOOKA BTFO

>>2582104
He still thinks Asuka is one of the best in the world and the second best worker in WWE right after AJ.

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Why are all the best female wrestlers Asian? How can white women even compete?

>>2582107
None of that will matter when the GOAT of Stardom kicks her out the door in a few months

>>2582107
>divashit second best in the company

>>2582113
You had no idea who Io Shirai was a month ago.

>>2582107
Wew i can't believe people take that fag seriously. fatsuka isn't even one of the best divas

>>2582110
Because women's wrestling was a legit phenomenon over there in the past, leading to the superstars of today while the biggest promotion in the West treated it as a joke and a piss break.

You get out what you put in, plain and simple.

>>2582118
You're a daft twonk. She's not the best female wrestler in the world (Io Shirai), but she's EASILY the best female wrestler in WWE. It's not even close.

Asuka is alright, she's in a really hard position now where it's hard to care about her because she's undefeated and so above everyone else.

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>You're a daft twonk

>>2582078
the sole reason anyone is paying a lick of attention to omega

>>2582137
If I had to guess, I'd say that the Tokyo Dome main event had something to do with it.

>>2582110
American wrestling treated women as eye candy for decades while Japs went through brutal training and were treated as serious athletes. The US women's scene still hasn't recovered from the damage and they still lag behind the Joshi

>>2582130
I don't disagree, she was way more interesting when she was feuding with Nia and Bayley. She needed to go up a long time ago and now they're extending the Ember Moon feud out to Brooklyn III which...

Jesus Christ, that's a long time away.

>>2581990
Don't know, but it should be noted that despite all the shit talking about how he doesn't care about the WWE he's always up to date and in the know over what is happening there. He's pretty tsundere over them.

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>>2582110
>based Io is /tranquilo/
GOAT

>>2582175
I think it's pretty obvious to everyone he'll wind up in WWE one day but I think he's waiting out Vince croaking first.

>>2582175
He has a lot of friends who work there

>>2582187
I think every indie darling is waiting for Vince to die. They know they can't break out if he's there. I just hope when Vince croaks that WWE will finally branch out and team up with New Japan just like they did back in the territorial days.
>>2582195
Pretty shitty friend if he talks shit all the time about the workplace his friends worked hard to get in.

Its funny how everyone shits on Kenny even tho hes just a fan like us. pretty silly to think that someone who loves wrestling should not watch a promotion due to the autism of some people on here. whatever though, im just a stupid smark, im seething, or ive been worked.

>>2582266
>everyone shits on Kenny even tho hes just a fan like us

Actually, he recently did an interview with Meltzer and Alvarez and he said something like he was no longer a fan of pro wrestling.

>>2581978

>>2582235
No indie shitter is going to turn down making twice than what they would at a bingo hall.

>>2581978
Kenny definitely fucked her and Kairi Hojo back in Japan

Wasn't he also dating a joshi wrestler back when he was in DDT?

>>2585210
>Young Bucks have turned down WWE 3 times

>>2585235
They'd have to wrestle on NXT first and WWE don't really value tag teams so I doubt they've even been offered that much 2bh

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>>2585235

>>2585255
Meltz looking like a proud father here

>>2585249
So how heavy are those goalposts?

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>>2582063
I would argue that Candice Lerae is better.

>>2585210
>Young Cucks
>Kenny Omega
>ZSJ
>Okada
>Tanahashi
There's a lot.

>>2585210
You can make plenty of money on the indies, especially if you're a name like the Young Bucks, Omega, etc.

I think everybody wants to go to WWE eventually but the product is creatively in the toilet right now, why put yourself into a situation where it's almost a guarantee you'll be way less over if you can make enough money to support yourself for now and just wait for Vince to step down.

Everybody can see the differences between HHH's booking style and Vince's and the difference between how HHH and Vince evaluate talent. I think everybody can figure out, if you feel like you have a lot of time left in your career, it's better to build your name on the indies, RoH, NJPW, etc. and wait until HHH is in charge.

Guys like AJ, Nakamura, Samoa Joe, don't have a lot of time left and just had to go now while they still had tread left in the tires.

>>2585255
>This triggers the Anti-Smarks

>>2585353
She really isn't. She's a meme that is only big for getting beaten up by men.

>>2582044
THIS IS WRESTLING!

>>2582052
fake tweet?

>>2585642
no

>>2585249

WWE actually wanted them so badly that they got super butthurt when they were turned down. They started making references to 'superkick parties' on their website and youtube and such. They did this for several months before they got bored and just dropped it.

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>>2585687
BASED A F

>>2581978
did they ?

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>There are people that actually think Asgooka is a better wrestler than Charlotte
Fucking kek

>>2585746
>There are people that actually think Charlotte is good because she does some flippyshit every other week
Kek

>>2585746
Charles got into a domestic disturbance and whupped on by fucking Bram.
Asuka PAID Minoru Suzuki to beat the shit out of her and was psyched about it.

Think about this.

>>2585746
Asuka blows Charlotte out of the fucking water. Baby Flair is good by WWE standards only. She can't hold a candle to the world's best women.

>>2585746
She easily is. Why does the internet suddenly suck Charlotte's clit and pretend she's world class now? She's a good heel with a nice moonsault. There's absolutely nothing else above average about her

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>>2585746
>There are people so infected by this board they think the anti Asuka memes are real life.

BASED EMPRESS OF TOMORROW WORKING THE ANTI-SMARKS

>>2585784
It's even more cringeworthy when people try to pretend she has mic skills. She's fucking awful and among the worst in the entire company. do YOOuuu UNderSTAAAnd ?

>>2585790
Carter this gimmick is not working

>>2585793

kek. becketty rightfully gets shit for sounding like a deaf person but charles is no better

>>2585793
This. I don't care about the memes about their ringwork, all divas are botchy cucks. But people should stop pretending she can speak when she can't control her intonation from word to word.

>>2585797
I'm not cartercuck. Most normal human beings think Asuka is a great worker.

le contrarian racist asgooka asorca is shit posters are the gimmick posters

>>2585790
>>2585784
>>2585776
>>2585772
>>2585768
>>2585753
>getting worked into a shoot this hard

>>2582110
>Why are all the best female wrestlers Asian? How can white women even compete?

Sticking around for more than 3 years until you think you're popular enough to get your own reality show or shitty MTV gig would be a start.