Predict tonight's King Jinder promo:

>>2581468
>ROMAN MY KING....YOU WILL REIGN......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBtHXC-JOX8

>>2581468
something something americans are evil something muh people something

Randy Orton, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.

>>2581468
I hope Jinder goes full /int/ /fit/ and talk about how Americans are burger eating fatties
SDL is already meme magic, may as well go full balls deep

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AS FAR AS THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IS CONSIDERED, SON, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF IT'S RANDY ORTON, OR BRAY WYATT

Randy, after I beat you within an inch of your life, while you lay in pain out in the streets,

I'll be in bed with your wife, shitting in your sheets.

>>2581500
Renee tells him that the Whorehouse Match isn't for the title.

Jinder's like "WHAT? THAT MAKES NO SENSE, SO HE'S NOT EVEN GETTING A REMATCH FOR THE TITLE? THAT'S STUPID!"

You Americans are arrogant, stupid, can only speak one language, and don't like brown people. The same old same old.

>>2581509
"Who booked this shit?"

Is anyone else only watching tonight just to see what they plan with Jinder?

Like I'm legit curious what they have planned with him.

Curious if they will make someone job to him.

>>2581559
Braun and Jinder are the only reasons to watch WWE programming. So yes.

>>2581559
he finna beat austin and hogan in a handicap match desu

I don't have a clue, but I'm excited

I'm hoping that Khali is brought back to be the muscle in his new stable.

>>2581572
Dude, Khali is 44.

>>2581579
Ah. Didn't know that. He's a big dude, could be intimidating while Jinder is the leader/mouth piece

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>>2581493
>americans are burger eating fatties
>meme
nice try, burger eating fatty

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>>2581468
Y'SEE RANDY, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, IN THIS BUSINESS, THERE'S ALWAYS A PLAN POO

>>2581579
And is less mobile than Undertaker

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>>2581559
I haven't sat down and watch WWE programming (more, Raw or SmackDown) in like 2 years. I always update myself once a week or some shit, and as SOON as I hear my boy Jinder is the #1 Contender to the WWE Championship on SmackDown, I was instanly hooked.

Very excited for tonight. Plus, SmackDown's just a much better show than Raw in terms of talent, creativity, set/stage setup, presentation.

I hope Jinder Mahal gets a long entrance, a good promo, and a victorious match. I want this dude to be the #1 heel man. I'm so fucking pumped

>>2581559

They'll feed him some jobber tier shit like Fandango, but there's no way he's getting a 1-on-1 victory against anyone legit. This is just a throwaway feud for a shit PPV to try and sell a few more shirts to poo in loos. As soon as Orton beats him he'll go back to doing dance segments on Superstars.

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>>2581468
>SmackDown Live! starts
>Hardbody Jinder music hits
>fans literally seething
>gets a mic and says nothing for 5 minutes
>"this is my yard now"
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>nakameme music hits
>fans go berzerk
>nakameme does a one word promo
>fans go crazy
>DB sets up an impromptu match
>Jinder fucking flat lines him with the midget ender in the first 2 seconds
>Jinder goes over clean and gets on the mic
>"That is what you call Strong Style"
>smarks kill themselves

>>2581644
based big log working the marks

>>2581468
What's the bet he says he's the only Indian ever to poo in loo?

>>2581468
THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL...

>>2581700
Book it

Reminder that BASED Jinder will be the first Asian world champion, an accolade that fat smarks desperately wanted Nakameme to get

>>2581803
based hardbody

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>>2581700
wow my first thread turned into copypasta! This is a wonderful feeling. Thanks Anon.

I would like to thank the countless trolls over the years, without them I wouldn't have made a great thread for others to pasta

>>2581569
Elsworth can beat Austin and Hogan in a handicap match now. Those niggas are old as fuck

>>2581700
ABSOLUTELY BASED

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>>2581487
>>2581500
>>2581507
>>2581644
>>2581700

Tuning in for Based Hardbody, but have a feeling this show is going to suck.

>>2581468
Well he cut his Jinder 3:16 promo last week, so it's time for him to feud with an upstanding face and lead to an eventual double-turn

>hard times is when a man shits in a street for 30 years, 30 years, and they give him a tissue roll, kick him in the butt and say "a toilet took its place, daddeh"

>>2581583
>Khali
>intimidating

>>2581758
Ghandi might have when he was on tour in Europe or whatever the fuck he did.

RANDY ORTON...WELCOME TO THE MAHAL OF PAIN, YA FUCKING MONGLOID

Randy, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!

>>2581468
BIRTHDAY WISHES, ROMAN REGINS. From Karnataka.

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>>2581468
was based

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>>2581644

>>2581559
Jinder confirmed draw