If WWE were a shoot who would be champ right now?

Big Poppa Dump

Bork would obviously wrestle fuck everyone

poo monster

>>2576191
The Sultan of Strong Style would heem Brock in 2 rounds max

>>2576208
Based Babun

Men's
FW-LHW (sub 205) - Ziggler
HW+ - Brock
Women's
Open weight - Asuka

Nakameme is good at HEEM

brock or rezar

Sin Cara

>>2576239
>>2576199

LOL!

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>>2576184
the straight shooter.

>>2576184
Steve Blackman.

Steve Blackman

>>2576282
>>2576283
Oy vey goyim

>>2576184
lesnar should grow his beard again

Jinder.

I am happy my people now represented in WWE. Just need sexy Bhabi diva now for me to pull my chocbar too. Mmmmm flappppp flapppppp such nice bobs.

>>2576199
dubs confirm this as truuu

>>2576184
Actual wrestling? Angle lel. Manfighting bork or braun because bigguys

hunico

Brock would be undefeated and they would eventually take the title off him and give it to someone else to give the others a chance, it would then be won by Hunico or maybe Chad Gable

Sin Cara

Boring answer but Brock, he actually has fought and won in ufc

For fun though, I bet Apollo Crews could fuck people up, and I wouldn't put it past Dean Ambrose to surprise people

Brock, Ziggler, Slater, Hunico, Both of AA, and Nakamura

These would be your likely main title holders

>>2576771
>Ambrose

Dude... How worked are you

>>2576184
Whoever brought the gun

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I'd put money on Neville having a surprise title run at some point.

He's short but extremely strong, fast and precise. He's obviously pretty resilient too, he takes some vicious bumps and continues wrestling so he can probably take a few hits and keep going.

>>2576184
Is he balding now or something? He's got a really stupid haircut

>>2576247
>Rezar
>KO'd twice
Brock would rape him

>>2576777
He was a drug dealer at one point, so people think that makes him tough for some reason.

i think baron corbin might have a chance

Cesaro

HuniCara

>>2576920
lmao whats his record?4-0? gotch, jericho, who else?

>>2577031
Sheamus twice, almost beat Drew had drew not apologize

>>2577031
Sheamus

Gentleman Jack

>>2576247
He only fought until he was 20

We have to remember that other match types would come into effect.

So maybe with people actually climbing out of a cage at real speeds or up a ladder would work. Plus hardcore matches would be janky as fuck.

>>2577313
Man fuck climbing out of the cage, just dive out the door, almost impossible to stop you.

Easy answer is Bork but I like to think Vince would go all out to get Lashley back and those two would fight for every title

I've also always wondered what shoot multi-man matches would look like. Tag team and triple threat matches would be really interesting

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>>2576184

Going by weight classes my picks are:

>HW (265 lbs): Brock
>LHW (205 lbs): Jason Jordan
>MW (185lbs): Dolph
>WW (170lbs): Gable
>LW (155lbs): Gallagher
>FW (145lbs): Whoever could make the limit

As for the women, Natayla trains catch wrestling with Josh Barnett so hands down she's the favourite in a shoot. Becky is also a candidate because she trains no-Gi.

>>2576184
Sin Cara or Cesaro

>>2577868

>I've also always wondered what shoot multi-man matches would look like. Tag team and triple threat matches would be really interesting

Small promotions do them. They're shit. The first team to suffer an elimination always loses because there's no way you can fight off two guys at once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GixDXD44_yA&t=200s

this makes me want some all american amateur wrestling stable with ziggler and american alpha with kurt manager

>>2580427

They kind of did that in NXT but it never made television. The idea was to get the legit toughest guys in NXT in one group under Gable, but in the end AA branched off and did their own thing.

http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/The_Shoot_Nation

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Lesnar would job hard to piss tests

>>2580438
At least Tucker is still based in HM

Brock is the only reasonable answer.

But... who would be the jobbers?

If you think sin cara could beat Brock you are retard

Brock and Hunico/Sin cara

Brock
Jinder
Hunico

>>2580461
who

>>2580566
Hoss behind Gable

LW: James Ellsworth
WW: Sin Cara
MW: Ziggler
LH: Ziggler
HW: Barak Lesnar

Vaginas: Nia Jax

>>2576214
Kek Nia Jax would kill the other women through size alone

>>2580724
>size wins fights

You've never even seen a real fight before, let alone been in one, have you?

Daria Berenato wins.

>>2580751
It will win a fight against a bunch of womanlets that have no clue how to fight

>>2580751

>1 amatuer fight
>1 loss
>against a tomato can

Natalya would rek her.

>>2580754
>Daria Berenato
>have no clue how to fight