Uhhhh

>>2576074
Based!

working for MTV and Viacom is not punk rock

Mickey beat the identity out of this geek

>http://www.mtv.com/news/3004474/challenge-champs-vs-pros/
>ufc fighter

the absolute state of cm cuck. What's next ? Dancing with the stars with Ape ?

>mtv in the year of 2017

How low can this dweeb stoop?

Wow! What a rebel

Punk...

Please just retire or go back to WWE, for the love of god.

People still watch MTV?

Embarrassing

>>2576106
i used to until they canceled 16 and pregnant

HARDCORE

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CT vs Punk

The absolute state of CM Cuck Man Phil Punk Brooks Mendez.

I knew he'd never recover from that Gall fight.

But he's neither a champ or a pro, so is he the janitor?

>>2576074
Dana White just dying laughing at this cuck.

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>>2576087
>Fighter

Kek

>>2576387
Can you look any more miserable? :D

>>2576074
This guy is honestly going through a midlife crisis. He doesn't even need to be doing this to himself yet he insists on it. He is so insanely insecure he even makes /r9k/ look confident by comparison.

The absolute miserable state of CM Phil kek.

>>2576394
nobody on r9k has ever fucked aj lee

>>2576087
>all the females are shitskins

Why?

>>2576400
It clearly doesn't matter how many girls this guy has had. It is obvious to see how insecure he is.

>>2576074

I'm gonna watch the first few minutes of this just to see if they mention his wrestling background at all. I'll bet he throws a hissy fit over it.

>B-but Phil, your wrestling career is much more interesting, your only UFC fight is you getting tomato canned by some literally who
>*walks out, never speaks to them again, ends friendship with person who got him the gig, reassures himself that Dana really is his friend*

>>2576074
MTV needs to bring back Next and Parental Control

>>2576401
It's MTV

>going right back to sports entertainment

What will he do when he realizes it's not real?

>>2576074
What's wrong with his stomach

>>2576559
what's wrong with yours? get some exercise fatty

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based GOAT

that show will do better ratings than RAW after mania

>>2576559
spent his whole life being skinny fat then had to starve himself to make weight

I literally stopped watching MTV ever since Carson Daly left TRL.

>>2576589

>Admitting to watch MTV

kys

>>2576577
Mine doesn't look like a sad old man

>>2576584
Wow

>>2576074
$$$$

Punk only sees green

Based Punk drawing the dimes to MTV away from WWMEME.

>>2576400
i had a gay experience when i was really young with another boy so i basically did

>>2576102
This

He is fucking himself with all this shit

I would rather see Punk take JBL's spot.

So instead of training and prepare his next fight he goes to a reality show while still branding himself as a UFC fighter?

The UFC should just dump his ass and sue him.

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>>2576074
Is he the final boss?

>fighter
>a person or animal that fights, especially as a soldier or a boxer.

>fight
>take part in a violent struggle involving the exchange of physical blows or the use of weapons.

How can CM Punk be considered a UFC fighter if he's never exchanged blows? He literally never landed a punch on Gall.

>>2576765
>UFC fighter

that's not a real term.

>>2576400
Who the hell would want to fuck that Gilbert Gottfried looking bitch?

>>2576741
Belly looking like Krang from TMNT

Wow, I'm a Punk mark and I admit I still had some faith in him after Mickey cleaned his clock, but this is just sad. Very sad.

>>2576083
>the Miz moves from MTV reality shows to being a wrestler who main evented Wrestlemania
>indie darling CM Punk moves from pipe bombing the Raw ratings to taking part in an MTV reality show

Really makes you think.

>>2576765
He did pussy fake wrestler punches before being hammered by Mickey.

>>2576074
Hol up
So u be sayin?
Punk be finna be sum reverse Miz?

BBITWWTS

>>2576232
I've got my money on CT.

>>2577085
ct would btfo cm punk

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aaand the number of Wrestlemania main eventers in MTV's realty shows stills the same.

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>>2576387
>>2576087
>0-1
>UFC fighter

Kek, based Punk finding a new vehicle to work the obsessed anti-smarks
>inb4 HI PHIL
I ain't phil ya whiny marks

>>2576087
>a bunch of Olympians, medalists and athletes
>and CM cuck

One of these does not belong.

>>2576074
>Dan white laughing at cuck trying to look mean

>>2576559

His underaged wife has a diet consisting of his cum, whilst he eats all the food.

>>2580329
>has UFC fight
>paid by UFC to fight
>muh ufc fighter xDDDD

not a fucking bus driver is he

>>2580526
but you know it is killing him inside to be billed as a UFC fighter with an 0-1 record and he has been doing it for over 3 fucking years

CM Punk should've fought Joe Rogan first instead.

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>they made fun of the Miz for being famous for the Real World then becoming a wrestler
>wrestlers are now foraying as reality TV stars with Total Divas and this shit

SEETHING
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>>2576087
that snowboarder looks like she could thrash poor ol' phil

>>2576074
J U S T

>>2576074
>JUST
Goddamn he really is /ourguy/

>>2576444
Phil Brooks was never my friend.

Is he doing this to scout more stallions for aj?

>>2576087
>>2576074

>Top athletes
>CM Phil

Is "athlete" a nu-male term for whiny cuck?

>Tia Blanco is an ISA gold medalist and will probably compete in the 2020 Olympics
>Louise Hazel is a Commonwealth gold medalist and has competed in the olympics
>Lindsey Jacobellis is a X Games, World Championship, and Olympic medalist
>Lolo Jones is a World Championship and NACAC medalist and has competed in both Summer and Winter Olympics
>Candice Wiggins is a U18 and U19 FIBA champion, earned a large amount of collegiate awards, and competed in the WNBA
>Gus Kenworthy is a Olympic, X Games, and New Zealand Winter Games medalist
>Shawne Merriman is an NFL Rookie of the Year, 3 time All Pro, 3 time Pro Bowl, and had the most sacks in the league in 2006
>Louie Vito is an X games and US grand Prix medalist and has competed in the Olympics
>CM Punk has a 0-1 UFC record with ZERO significant strikes and ZERO takedowns
One of these seems like it doesn't belong

>>2580848
Jesus, Phil is like that retard on the team that they let in out of pity.

>>2580848

>X Games
>WNBA

theres more than 1 that doesnt belong.

>>2580848
Didn't Shawn Merriman already have beef with Punk years ago?

holy fuck i hate this clown

>>2576765
I want to see an animal soldier in a boxing match now.

>>2580872
What are you on about? None of them have just done X Games or WNBA.

>>2580976
Yeah. He was talking to some diva and Autist Phil tried to white knight her

>>2580872
have sex pinhead

>>2576741
I legit thought that was Corbin's stomach for a minute.

>>2576091
this

>>2580864
He's to this show what David Otunga was to NXT Season 1.

>>2576106
I still watch The Challenge and sometimes watch Catfish

>>2576074
Literally irrelevant as shit.

>>2576387
that face
>i have to pay some bills this is the best my manager could get

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Is he becoming Miz?

>>2586271
He's the anti-Miz. Miz started shit and has become great recently, while Punk started great and has become shit recently.

>>2576387
What a cuck.

>>2576387

Why is this photo so goddamn hilarious?

>>2587245
>pedo mod deleting this

>>2576650
Your dad is basically AJ?

Dammit Punk if you still wanna be billed as a "UFC fighter" this is the exact opposite of the sort of things you should be doing

>>2576387
He is literally morphing into Bret Hart facially. What a sad sack.

>>2580570
He should have fought Jason David Frank first. IIRC didn't JDF ask for a fight with Phil, but Phil pussied out, going as far as denying even knowing who JDF was?

>>2576118
Was that show good?

>all these plebs saying CM Punk vs CT
>not mentioning the real money fight, Punk vs Bananas
shigidiy digity

>>2576387
>ufc: 0-1
>wrestlin: multiple 5* matchs and top of the card PPV's. fights legends on the reg (kevin nash). Several other championships under his belt.

He chooses his worst career. At least go UFC fighter/ wrestler.

>The Reverse Miz