RIP TAJIRI

holy shit how can smackcucks ever recover kek no more le vibrating asian man

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>>2572414
Motherfucker

>>2572414
what he wasn't on smackdown

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>>2572414

That's a shame.

One less useless manlet jap in the company, nakameme is next.

Ok

>>2572612
Nakamura is 6'2".

>>2572622
>BILLED HEIGHT
So he's actually 5'10"

>>2572639
Your point? If everyone's billed height is bullshit then it doesn't make a difference.

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>>2572639
Is Triple H 5'10'' too?

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>>2572639
>Hunter McMahonlet-Helmsley

>>2572652
his billed height is listed 6'4

therefore his actually 6'

which is accurate because he's just a bit taller than Chinese Gumby.

the rule of thumb is to subtract 4" from billed height. AJ, for example, is literally 5'8"

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>>2572652
>>2572655

>>2572657
No, Hunter is 6'2''. It's 2-4 inches you take off

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>>2572657

>>2572665
If Nakamura is a "manlet" and HHH is seemingly barely 1 inch taller...can you figure out the rest?

>>2572675
They're not manlets you dumb fuck.

>>2572671
>billed height
+18

stop getting worked redditor

>>2572679
That'd be the point I was making, sparky.

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>>2572670
pro-wreslitng billed heights are among the oldest carney tricks they try to get over the marks.

WCW tried listing The Giant (Big Show) at 7'4" at first. Which he clearly was not, pic related, Yao is a true 7'4". Big Show is like 6'10" 6'11" at the most because he's still clearly shorter than Shaq, who is a true 7', by a few inches or so.

But that is accurate. 2 to 4 inches is what you should shave off for their true heights. They'll add as much as they can get away with.

He got injured at one of WWEs 8 billion pointless house shows. The schedule is probably too much for him at his age.

>>2572639
he was billed as 6'2" in mma which doesn't lie about height and weight

finn balor is legit 5'7

>>2572639
>>2572642
>>2572709
Protip: you can't fudge someone's billed height when their height has been recorded from their MMA career.
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Shinsuke-Nakamura-6361

ITT: why "Smart Mark" is an oxymoron.

>>2572709
Based Paul Wight was just being weighed down by his gut back then. Shaq's standing up straight and Beeg's center of gravity rests on the two dozen donuts he ate before coming out to the ring.

>dance twice
>gets fired
BASED VINCE

>>2572728
He did get to have a cool tag team match with Tozawa vs DIY, but yeah.
I wanted more sneaky attacks against Kendrick

>>2572410
F

Tajiri was in WWE?

>>2572657
Bork Laser is actually 6'3" though.
http://www.ufc.com/fighter/Brock-Lesnar?id=

Probably the most memorable run of all time.

>>2572657
They usually only overbill the shorter guys actually. They especially do that for their weights.

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F

>>2572760
>tfw taller than Finn
>>2572657
>tfw taller than AJ
>>2573221
>tfw taller than Brork

They over exaggerate the hell out of weights too.

There's no way AJ Styles is 218.

>>2572652
Dude why can't Stephanie EVER smile a non-evil smile wtf

>>2572709
Shaq is 7'1.
Show is 7'0.

>>2573272
How tall are you?

>>2573349
6'6

>>2573374
Hit the weights and sign up for WWE anon, you will be a champ.

>>2572414
kek good one

>>2572652
Why can't Steph learn to smile right?

>>2572410
:(

I love Tajiri. He was actually really fun to watch during the CWC.

>>2573381
Looked into it
>contract employee
>they don't pay for travel unless you're John Cena level
>they don't pay for food
>they pay you enough to get from place to place and eat
>work house shows 1-2 nights a week, tape TV once a week, do the occasional ppv, any "off" day is either travelling or hitting the gym, so you are constantly working anytime you are awake
>only way you can start making profits is to get yourself over and jew them on merch royalties
>which means you'd have to jew Vince, good fucking luck
>then my entire career depends on how I'm booked. I can put on good and great matches but if booking "doesn't have anything for me" I'm stuck in the shuffle of the lower-mid card for ages until I'm let go
>doesn't matter if I get over or if I'm a good wrestler I can still be let go
I'd rather just [spoiler]make vidya games[/spoiler]

>>2573398
>>they don't pay for food

yeah they do, rest is more or less correct though