R.I.P. Kalisto

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You did alright for the most part little guy

BASED Kurt getting rid of the no drawing manlets

>>2570966
Guy should get rid of himself next.

A dumpster match? Like..the one the New Age Outlaws and Terry Funk/Cactus Jack had at RussoMania 15?

I like Kalisto but damn did he have a bad U.S. title run. He deserved a better push instead of being put in a feud with Ryback. The Del Rio one was okay.

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>dumpster match
Stop it

Man I really hope this doesn't go

>Kalisto has a mini-feud with Braun
>Loses
>Goes to 205 Live

'Cause then it'll just look like he couldn't hang with the rest of the roster and ran to a smaller pond.

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>>2571017
>he wins and goes to 205 live

based

best show

>>2571020
If Kalisto somehow dumps Braun in a dumpster and then goes to 205 Live, that'd be kind of incredible.

Will they do a fluke clean win ala Mysterio/Nash from 1999?

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>>2570968
holy shit my sides

Based Kalisto about to bury the Stromeme.

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>>2571025
>Reigns comes back and puts him in the dumpster

>>2571037
oh dear lord that's what's gonna happen.

Reigns is interfering and putting his ass in that dumpster, jack. Baleeb dat bbygurl

>all the cruiserweights interfer and are about to throw Braun in the dumpster
>Reigns come back and spears the midgets
>he and Braun double powerbomb Kalisto to the dumpster
>the next main event program is the new TWO-MAN POWER TRIP vs the Hardys

And that's how you save RAM

>>2571062
Ehhhhhhhh.

Reigns/Braun TMPT is fun but I'd rather have Reigns/Joe.

>>2570961
>size of the fight in the dog
Thanks roman.

Kalisto wins obviously and then will win the title from Lesnar.

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>>2571037
>Oh my gawd, the big dawg Roman Reigns returns getting Payback™ on Strowman from that vicious attack weeks ago!!

>It looks like the big dawg isn't getting tamed anytime soon, Michael! This is his yard!

>>2571062
I like it

>>2570961
F
Brown Snowman is going to eat mexican food.

>>2570961
F

>>2570961
>Main event time: Braun comes out
>Kalisto comes out
>he looks much taller, is wearing a full body suit
>comes out and starts punching Braun
>does the Superman punch
>commentary believes it's Kalisto
>Braun gets picked up by Kalisto
>placed in a dumpster
>Cole: KALISTO HAS DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE
>removes mask
>It's Roman Reigns
>Cole: Oh my!

How hard do you mark?

>>2570969
Fucking yes, Based Kurt bringing back hardcore matches Who knew it would take making a legitimate psycho junkie alcoholic your GM to whip RAM back into shape.

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>>2571344
Kek doesn't lie. Witness the rebirth of the attitude era.

>>2571017
Isn't Cucklisto supposed to be cruiserweights already?

>>2570961
Is this a rib on him? The match will end with him being in a trash can. Where his gimmick belongs

>>2571343
Are you retarded?

>>2570968
>>2571032
State of this dog shit humour

>>2571032
>drumpf-fag has shit shit humour
really makes ya think

I know it's futile but I'm gonna go into this cheering for Kalisto because I like the guy. Braun will piss me off and make me appreciate his heel work all the more.

Only good lucha things can save him now.

>>2571497
>>2571527
spic carter seething

Week 1 - Flip over ambulance
Weeks 2 - Collapse ring
Week 3 - Put spic in dumpster and throw it off a cliff

>>2571025

A dumpster gets wheeled out on 205 kalisto comes out of it.

>>2570961
Braun is the only thing WWE is doing right.

I love Braun.

Too bad he's not going to get the Roman push.

>>2570968
cuck angle BTFO

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>>2571527
>Carter is tumblr

I will never get tired of winning

>>2571343
I actually kekd at this

>>2571030
They will do something stupid like when braun lost to that muslim ginger faggot

>Kurt fucking Angle has to hashtag and buzzword and shill for WWE

fuck me

>>2572457
>something that literally never happened

>>2572479
ARE YOU RETARDED?

>>2572479
Zayne beat Braun at roadblock you nigger

>>2570961
So this how matches are booked now on Twitter.

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>>2572079
>WHO'S THAT JUMPIN' OUT THE DUMPSTER
>R-E-Y
>MYS-TE-RI-O
>HERE WE GO

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>>2570961
>kalisto
>picking up braun

>>2572516
>time-limit
>"beating"

>>2572606
Sami won you cuck

>>2570961
I hate when they announce RAW matches days before the show, no suspense.

>>2572608
I'm not married you stupid kid

>>2572617
faggot

>>2572629
>edgy memekid repeating words he doesn't understand

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>>2570961
Last scene of the next Raw:
>tell me mi niño... Who was the pinche maricón who did this to you?

>>2572385
What the literal FUCK is THAT thing

>>2572648
Would fucking mark

>implying he don't do a Good Lucha Thing to Braun to win the match

>>2572604
More likely there'll be a tipped-over dumpster, then Brain gets matador-ed into it before Kalisto closes the cover.

>>2571017
This is probably what will happen, after he is off of TV for a while. They can bring him back later in 205 to feud with some other luchadore or something down the line.

>>2571476
dude, that shit's been done before and I wouldn't put it past the WWE to do this.

However, I think it would be more likely that Roman shows up during the match to help Kalisto win at the end, but you never know.

>>2571343
Based