What are some of the lamest finishers in wrestling?
>Swagger Bomb
>Shellshock
>KO Punch
>>2567206
Swagger Bomb isn't a finisher
The big ending
>>2567207
It literally is
>>2567221
post one (1) time when it ended a match
bayley to belly
>>2567206
Spear. Mostly because it's been beaten to death
>>2567206
Asuka lock
Anytime its a kick or knee strike. It feels so anticlimactic. Fuck Shibata btw.
Seths Pedigree. Looks so weak
>>2567206
>Swagger Bomb
I don't think he ever used that as a finish
Superman punch
>>2567206
Shellshock is good. The only problem was that it was Rytard's finisher.
>>2567206
That corner thing Del Rio used to do before he fell off the face of the earth.
I'm sure I seen RVD intentionally holding himself up for it.
Wasn't Shellshock just a Samoan Drop with theatrics?
Ryback needed a hefty hitter powerslam or something, Shellshock was shit.
Wade Barrett's "Wasteland" that shit looked lame as shit any time he did it. It was such a non impactful looking move. Hated that shit from the first time I saw it.
>>2567467
Meathook was good for a bulky guy like him. He was too short/not big enough to make the Shellshock look good
What are some wrestlers with finishers so bland you can't even recall them?
What the fuck was Curt Hawkins finisher? Or Golddusts?
>>2567467
I'd believe no one would kicked out of the meat hook before the clothesline from hell
>>2567469
Winds of Change was the better slam.
>>2567472
Goldust's suplex-type finnisher is good.
>>2567242
Literally the worst ever
Also,AA and dirty deeds are bad and weak too
>>2567472
Isn't his finisher a kick in the balls
>>2567242
Fucking this and the Bexploder suplex
Playmaker
Book End
Jumping Complete Shot
Unprettier/Killswitch
Lionsault during the time it was a finisher
>>2567242
I feel like she might be switching to the flying elbow for her finisher now, which is fine, since it's probably her best looking offensive move anyway.
>>2567472
Golddust had the best move of all time fuck off mate nothing is more impactful then Shattered Dreams...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIl5OiEcOlM
>>2567265
Disagree
>Brogue Kick
>Helluva Kick
>The Knee That Beat John Cena
Are all pretty good finishers. Granted Sami's should probably be the BTB instead.
>>2567483
Which version of DD? The first version or the current one?
Cactus Jacks Stump Puller is the only time a Piledriver has looked non-retarded
>>2567508
Both of them
>>2567206
BYRON SAXTON
>>2567515
>not the most aesthetic piledriver, the omega driver.
>>2567206
Bayley to belly
Zig Zag
>>2567552
That's a blue thunder bomb.
The Overdrive is the only correct answer
>>2567571
>E-Drones believe this
>>2567580
I think you got worked
>>2567206
t. Faggot
>>2567476
Yeah, it was a boss man slam. If you put effort into it and sold it right it looked great.
>>2567207
Wasn't a finisher.
Swagger's finisher was either the anklelock of the gutwrench powerbomb.
>>2567206
the russian leg sweep that Miz does. fucking awful. also Deano's first version of Dirty Deeds. thank god he changed it to a DDT.
>>2567206
Seth's pedigree looks awkward.
>>2567206
Why aren't people innovative or flashy with finishers or signature moves anymore? Scott Steiner has move finishers than most wrestlers have moves.
>Steiner Screwdriver
>Steiner Recliner
>Steiner Flatliner
>Steiner Freightliner
>Frankensteiner
>540 Splash (WWF era)
>Gorilla Press into Poppa Pump drop
Sister Abigail looks like it doesnt hurt at all, Dirty Deeds is garbage, Cena's Firemans Carry is so fucking lame it hurts
>>2567503
Sami used to do a top rope brainbuster where he landed them on the turnbuckle. That was a GOAT finisher. Thanks WWE.
>Snorbin's "he calls it: THE END OF DAYS"
a fucking self rock-bottom. i hope it's a rib from someone who gave him that finisher.
>>2568259
It's a Flatliner that uses the other person's momentum.
>>2568265
flatliner sucked too.
Ultimate Warrior's big splash. That move should be reserved for fat guys.
>>2568265
>>2568271
You can make a flatliner look good, even worn out steiner could do it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH5qCOYcyaU
But just like how a DDT can look like spearing yourself, its all about how you do it.
End of Days doesn't even cradle their head or look like they are getting slammed. Its literally just him rock bottoming himself
>>2567483
>Cactus Jack's finisher is bad and weak
>>2568312
Warrior could have done anything for his finisher and it'd go over
>>2568216
Skull Crushing Finale
such a stupid fucking name
Also, guys were doing that move in the 80's and it always looked a thousand times better when they did it. Miz is shit.
>>2568358
I think what Corbin tries to do is make it look like the move is coming out of nowhere (because marks love that shit) rather than taking time to set it up to make it look good
Byron Saxton's What the Fuck is this Shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqWudY_iViM
>>2568544
He sets up for 3 different finishers before just flailing around.
People's Elbow
>>2568582
not a finisher
>>2568544
I bet he does that to summer now
>>2568582
Neither was the swagger bomb it was the gut wrench
>>2567472
dude, this isn't even bad. it could be better, but its nothing like the bailey to belly or the spear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-BhcEtnHx0
>>2568586
but it is
>>2567242
>this is a finisher when Bork's suplex isn't
>women's """""wrestling"""""
>>2567206
Fall of Man and End of Days. Awesome names, lousy visuals.
>>2567461
You can see every woman Sasha Banks fights holding themselves up in the corner waiting for her to drop her knees on them.
>>2567493
>Unprettier/Killswitch
The slow, deliberate way Christian did it was by far the worst. I've heard Candace Michelle's Candy Wrapper version is much quicker.
>>2568544
It's called the JUST
>>2568358
>tfw your connection was iffy so all you got was Corbin and his opponent shuffling their feet repeatedly for the first few frames. Somehow that's fitting, considering both the Irish Whip and End of Days look like they're ripped from a community dance class.
Neutralizer
Zigzag
Rocket laucher
puch
The Rock Bottom Yourself move
Dirty Deeds. He fucking wastes too much time trying to sloppily go for the under hooks. He could have hit so many ddts if he just did a regular one
>>2567472
Thought Goldust had the Final Cut better now back in the day it was the bad Curtain Call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QgzQjYHsQo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqyYksVFTzY
As much as I love Barrett, his finishers were shitty. Also fucking hate that emphasis that Josh matthews puts when he say "bah"
The half Nelson slam
Jinder used it and Byron Saxton used to use it
Honorable mention would be road doggs pump handle slam
Fuck. I just remembered the West Coast Pop. Fucking Rey Midgetlet driving his crotch into your face is supposed to knock you out when his kicking you in the face after the overly contrived set-up didn't.
>>2568259
Deep Six should be his finisher
>>2569067
first one looks okay, but it's weak as fuck
second one might as well be a rainmaker
>>2568666
Candy Wrapper was quicker, and Candice would use her body weight to drive the opponent to the mat. It had good impact. Christian just kind of flopped on to his ass. He should've changed his finisher when he jumped to TNA.
>>2567206
pumphandle *
>>2569190
Rey never washes his dick tho... plus he's a rare creature, he can kill you with a fucking drop kick, his overal is like 109 dude.
>>2569229
The technical name for it makes it sound so much better than it is. Inverted Double Underhook Facebuster. Maybe some day, whoever "inherits" that move will make sure to always face the ref during the setup, deliver a swift mule kick to the opponent's nuts, then follow it up with the actual drop.
Rainmakaaaaa fucking short range lariat, he's not fucking Hansen or Vader, he's just s weak chink.
Stupid as fuck.
>>2569190
It was good enough to kill a man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8s9Oacms34
>>2568586
Do you know how many times he finished a match with that move?
>>2569277
Fuck, that's sad. If anything, I would have thought he died from hitting the rope throat-first.
>>2569303
He did
>>2569310
Ahh, I thought the implication was the kick to the skull killed him.
>>2567242
Some faggot on some podcast said it was good finisher because Bayley is driving her body on to her opponent. It would make sense for Nia, but not for a 120lb woman.
>>2569331
Bayley's heading there. Eventually.
>>2568248
>540 splash
>what
>>2567206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoMEoONbZv8
Literally gayest finisher. See also: Bronco Buster
>>2568358
steiner's flatliner is literally the fucking worst jesus christ
>>2567552
looks dangerous as fuck
GTS
>>2569458
if we're there TJP detonation kick
>>2567242
fuck that shit she calls a finisher, all that hype from nxt for this? pathetic
>>2567206
Sin cara swanton (jeff doesnt know how to land safely so it looks more painful)
christian's killswitch
shellshock
cena's STF
skull crushing finale
seth's pedigree
aries discus forearm when he could just do a brainbuster or the last chancery more
any cruiserweight using a running dropkick in the corner
noam dar's running enzuigiri when he could use the kneebar while screaming FOOOOOOOOX
(unrelated where is gran metalik?)
john morrison moonlight drive
paige-turner
wasteland
the stroke (based double j wanted his move over)
glorious bomb (not a fan of the ddt either, roode bomb looks way better but its similar to big match john AA)
>>2569539
Inverted Stomp/Eat De-Feet on anyone taller and/or heavier than you.
>>2569555
Actually, the thing that kills Shellshock for me was the stupid marching to show off his strength. Energy that could be better spent transitioning it to a Bossman Slam finish(for example) instead of just falling backwards.
Considering how many people he beat with it, Hulkster's leg drop is probably the worst finisher in Wrestling history.
The Mandible Claw was also utter shite.
>>2568517
>Skull Crushing Finale
I actually love the name but it should look like something that is going to crush a fucking skull.
>>2569591
I don't know why, but I started calling it the Skrull-fucking Canoli shortly after he debuted it. It's doubly stupid for the Miz because it doesn't even have a thematic name.
>>2567206
ankle lock
fu
tombstone p.
>>2569596
yes it has. The Miz is an actor, a movie can have a skull-crushing finale meaning there's a big plot twist at the end or a revelation or something like that, that "makes your head explode"
>>2567265
>sweet chin music was bad
>>2567206
que the grah (not sure about sp dont speak spanish)
>>2569654
It's coup de grace. Mercy kill.
>>2569654
...and it's French.
>>2569654
kys self
>>2569654
>que the grah (not sure about sp dont speak spanish)
Are you fucking retarded?
That stupid flipping piledriver the indie shitters love that make it obvious the person receiving the move is the one performing it.
>>2569654
Fucking kek
>>2569654
>que the grah (not sure about sp dont speak spanish)
4chan in a nutshell...
>>2567265
Nah, the Shining Wizard is fuckin' cool if they get a running start.
>>2567491
She literally never won a match with it. Her only finisher is the masturbation arm bar known as the dis-arm-her.
>>2568586
The Rock ends matches in two ways.
1
>Rock Bottom
2
>People's Elbow after a spinebuster if the Rock Bottom fails or if he wants a cheap pop
stone cold's original stunner where he took a year to deliver. thank god he got better at it
Cenas STF looks like he's hurting himself more than his opponent
>>2569358
I meant 450 splash but here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvD7Nz4JCVA
>>2570375
>missed it
fuck
The FU is the worst.
>>2567221
I thought it was the patriot lock?
>>2569654
kek my sides are gone
>>2567248
Specifically, Charlotte's spear. She's gotten a lot better since NXT, but her spear is HORRIBLE. Worse than Edge's, which was also shit.
Rhyno and Goldberg know how to throw a spear. Specifically, throw it stiff as hell.
>>2571389
When they ever get back to the same brand, I want to see Nia no-sell Charlotte's arrow, then return the favor with a ballista of her own.
>>2571389
Yeah tiny guys shouldnt use the spear. Only monsters or ex football players.
Running Nese / Andrade's running double knee smash
>>2567483
>Dirty Deeds
>One of the Most protected Finishers
>Weak
What did he mean by this?
The People's Elbow.
It's fucking nothing.
>>2567206
Giving yourself a Rock Bottom.
The Rear View
Twisted Bliss
Natural Selection
Bella Buster
Bayley to Belly
Hey I see a pattern here.
>>2571794
>Natural Selection
>On the same level as shit like Bayley to Belly and Rear View
Sure it's not great, but when done well it looks pretty damn good.
>>2571795
Its definitely not as bad, just very clunky.
>>2571772
Breh he has the millions... and millions... of fans electrifying him right before he runs the ropes to charge up and drop the most devastating elbow drop in the history of sports entertainment.
That "powerbomb" that Kevin Owens "does." It's just his opponent jumping into the air and landing on their back.
>>2569654
Lel
>>2567265
This. Fuck Asgooka
>>2569654
Laughing so hard. 9/10 sir
>>2571804
Was better when it was the Sky High. Doesn't really help that half the time, he shoves the opponent backwards into the ropes to set it up. I wonder how a Spear would look if the user set it up the way Austin Aries sets up the elbow.
Shellshocked wasn't terrible. Kind of a sideways muscle buster