describe your ideal PPV

Announcers: 80 Announcers commentating like a choir
Card: CM Punk vs Triple H 4 times with Punk going over. Final match he buries Triple H with a shovel in the arena and then waves out to Colt Cobana
Events: 2 Pipebombs in the ring, him fucking Reby Sky backstage

>>2563837
>a wrestling PPV
>with only four wrestling matches
is that you russo?

>>2563837
new day do commentary
5 matches, 4 are womens division
also, there are no white male wrestlers

>Heyman and JR

> AJ Styles vs Stone Cold, Rey vs Neville, Braun vs Andre and Hogan vs Cena

>Hologram Lenny motorhead concert in ring, AJ and Steve get drunk in ring. Backstage segment with Braun and Andre in a eating contest

>Announcers
JR, Heenan
>Card
Tag Team Ladder Match (E&C v Dudleys v The Rockers)
Hell in a Cell (Brock v Hardys)
Royal Rumble
Heavyweight Championship - Austin v Hogan
>Events (2 in ring, 1 backstage)
Miz tv w/ Vince, bikini contest, hardcore title match in a dangerous hood

>>2563854
keep it short and sweet, otherwise we'd have people writing 8 match magnum opus'

>>2563837
Announcers
>Jim Ross, Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon
Matches
>Hardy's v Edge+Christian v Revival v Young Bucks Tag Team Ladder Match
>Eddie Guerrero v Kurt Angle v Chris Benoit v AJ Styles Elimination Match
>Brock Lesnar v Stone Cold Steve Austin
>Kazuchika Okada v Shawn Michaels
Events
>In-Ring Diva Talent show featuring: Trish Stratus, Torrie Wilson, Lita, Maryse, Sunny, Stacey Keibler - Hosted by The Rock
>In-Ring McMahon family gets embarrassed by a massive prank lead by Hogan (nWo) and HHH (DX)
>Backstage: Freddie Blassie gives an inspirational speech to all wrestlers on the card

>>2563886
>Hologram Lemmy*

>>2563888
>Marty Jannetty in a match with 5 way better workers
For what purpose?

>The whole goddamn royal rumble
Thats cheating

>Austin vs. Hogan
The rock was able to sell it, but Austin vs. him wouldn't have been as magical.

Brock Lesnar vs The Rock
Styles / Nakamura / Angle / Bryan / Benoit / HBK - Elimination Chamber
CM Punk vs Steve Austin
Undertaker vs Sting

Events
> A divas thing ft Trish, Torrie, Stacy, Sunny and uh Sable burying the women's revolution beneath the earth. The horsies beat them up, and strip them and the whores rush out with like, half a bra between all of them. Everybody is happy.
> McMahons get owned thing, featuring Chris Jericho and Mick Foley. Goldberg also shows up because why not?
> A stable meme SURVEY SAYS showdown thing w/Evolution, nWo, Shield, DX, LAX, LIJ, Bullet Club, the Horsemen, etc.

>>2563837
>Announcers
Gorilla Monsoon, Matt Striker, Vampiro

>Matches
Prince Puma, Pre-Crow-Makeup Sting, Pre-Screwjob Brett Hart, and Antonio Inoki in a four-man free for all.

Iron Sheik (circa 1980) versus Hulk Hogan (circa now) in a Legbreaker Deathmatch; guest referee Pentagon Dark

Ultimo Dragon and Johnny Mundo versus Marty "The Moth" Martinez and Can-Still-Pull-A-Moonsault-Era-Mankind

Main event: Rick Flair versus El Santo

>Events
Iron Chef match between The New Day and the tag team of Randy Savage and The Ultimate Warrior.

That's it for events. That takes up all three.

>JR, Heyman & Heenan Announce Team

>HBK vs Jeff Hardy - Ladder Match

>Kurt Angle vs Bret Hart

>Benoit vs Daniel Bryan

>Stone Cold vs The Rock vs Brock vs Goldberg vs Hogan vs Undertaker - Elimination Chamber

>>2564135
"That was a hell of a match. Now checking back with the competition going on backstage... GOOD GOD."

"Matt, what the HELL is that?"

"I believe that the New Day have dragged out the ice cream maker."

"...wasn't the secret ingredient beef?"

"It was."

"This is either going to be the worst thing ever or the best thing ever."

>>2563888
I'd buy that

Benoit vs AJ

Brock vs broken Hardy's 2 on 1 semi-comedy hardcore match

Bryan vs Angle

Cena vs Reigns for the title with Vince as the special ref and Vince low blows Cena and fast counts Roman to victory

backstage event featuring Alexa Bliss and Stacey Keibler and Trish Stratus having a lesbian 3 way

>>2564913
That would be a decent heel turn for Roman

>Announcers
Heyman and JR
>Matches
Chris Benoit vs Daniel Bryan TLC
Brock Lesnar vs Meng
Hogan & Savage vs HHH & Stone Cold
Shawn Michaels vs Eddie Guerrero Steel Cage Match

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Michael Cole cm punk

Sami Zayn vs airport security
Seth Rollins vs Finn Balor in a first injury match
Xpac and Chyna vs Paige Alberto del Rio in a meth smoking contest
Roman reigns vs Hulk Hogan vs Steve Austin vs The Rock vs John Cena in a dimes match

Stephanie McMahon ties up the entire locker room and fucks them all with a strap on while she kicks and humiliates them
Owen Hart comes back and reveals he killed Benoit after faking his own death
Sami Zayn gets interrogated backstage by police and wwe hall of famer Donald Trump

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>>2563837
>Announcers
- Jim Ross
- Jerry "The King" Lawler
- Joey Styles

>Card
- RVD & Sabu vs Eddie Guerrero & Rey Mysterio Jr. (Ladder Match)
- Cactus Jack & Terry Funk vs The Broken Hardy's(Hardcore)
- Ric Flair vs Randy Savage vs AJ Styles
- SCSA vs The Rock (Hell in a Cell)

>Events
I don't really care, just some good spots in each match or w/e.