SmA+ck Gamethread #4 >30 mins left

This KO titantron is based

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>yfw

This new Owens gimmick is pretty based

B A S E D

Insider here

I'm a fucking huge faggot and JBL bullied me

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>owen's entrance

Can Smack save Oreowens?

>a fatass is called the face of murrica

Whose coming out /asp/

>His face is on the floor
BASED

>giving KO a generic "non-American wins the US title and becomes condescending and anti-American" gimmick

Fuck this company

Insider here:
Shelton Benjamin is debuting against Kevin Owens tonight
Believe me or not I don't care

>Face of America
>a fat fuck
What did WWE mean by this?

wtf I love KO now

>ten man knows he's going to suck in a live promo so he prepares a video

I like his level of self awareness.

>>2557902
Well America is bunch of fatasses sooo...

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based fatass with the updated entrance

>face of America
>from Quebec
Pourquoi

everything points out to rusev, right?

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based pride and joy of america

Based Ramp Kevin > Ramp Snake

How is there two Kevin Owens in the ring?

kevin owens looks so retarded in the suit

>>2557908

I believe you senpai

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>it's a jobber squash match

>KO's new gimmick is face of America gimmick

We /jobber/ now?

>>2557903
le 10 man

Kevin Owens should put a big Canada sticker on the us belt

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>>2557894

One step closer

HE SAID THE NAME OF THE PLACE WE ARE IN!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

looks like a Kentucky man

Bring back Lance Storm's Canadian Championship

THEY FOUND A LOCAL JOBBER

>United States of America champion
>from Montreal Canada
>a fucking leaf

Insider here:
Mr America is debuting against Kevin Owens tonight
Believe me or not I don't care

THE FACE OF AMERICA THAT RUNS THE PLACE

Also who is this jamoke.

Where the fuck is this KO when he had the Big Red belt

PLEASE SIGN LARRY

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>>2557901

if anyone can, its smackdown

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>face of america
>morbidly obese

really activates my almonds

WHO /BASEDCANDYMAN/ HERE?

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>Gary Gandy

>>2557930
BASED MAITREYA WORKING THE HUNTERS/GAEANS/ASHURA KAI INTO A LITERAL SHOOT

>>2557939
>Raw

Candy FTW!

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>tfw Gary experienced a pop bigger than most superstars in the roster

This new gimmick is actually pretty fucking based

This crowd hates diversity!

Clean shaven KO is pretty good so far

fucking squash matches still?

LARRY OVER AS FUCK

>like Dillinger ironically
>he gets a main roster push
>like Jinder ironically
>he gets a title shot
>like Trump ironically
>he gets elected president

>DUDE I DON'T LIKE [YOUR COUNTRY] LMAO
>boooooooooooooooooo

>"put the hotdogs down so I can eat them"

>Put the hot dogs down
>KO

kek

Push Gary Gandy. Give him a gimmick where he's constantly eating fast food and getting sauce on his gut and smears it in his opponents face.

>30 second match
>out of breath

the face of America, everyone!

i dont think owens is in a position to fat shame

Owens looks much better with the beard gone

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>local jobber squash match
>Kevin Obesity on the mic

The absolute STATE of Smackdown

Why is it only the US title that ends up with the open challenges?

>put the hotdogs down

He's a fat fuck who's writing this gimmick?

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>Owens calling people lazy and telling them to put hot dogs down

So what's the main event?

>>2557945
We memed Ellsworth and look where that got him

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>put the hot dogs down
Oh I'm laughing.

what was the point of making Owens fight a jobber?

>>2557939
>character on the Roman Reigns show

Who /gandymaniac/ here? I've been a Gary Gandy fan for years

Owens telling people to put food down.....I dont know if its funny or sad.

>>2557956
Please like me ironically.

Gary wasn't ready.
Press F for Gary.

>Jinder tries some shitty foreigner gimmick to get heat.
>Kevin shows him how it's done twenty minutes later.
Based fatass.

>>2557956
You should like having sex ironically

>>2557968
Mack Truck vs Big Bantz

>>2557968
BC vs BC

>5000 wrestlers under WWE contract
>use a random local jobber who botches KO's finisher
this company mane

Where was this KO when he was on RAW?

French Canadians are filthy people

>tells black guy to leave.

>>2557902
>put down your hotdogs

>>2557973
He couldn't even take a poptart powerbomb correctly

>YEAH EXACTLY I AGREE

Based JBL and Based Fatass on the same commentary team once again

I can't watch Smack because hockey is playing. Is Jinger getting main event push?

>>2557954
It's an ingenius way to keep the roster free of jobbers and not disappoint anyone who might like the jobbers

>You don't need to thank me, it's my pleasure

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THEY

>Owens speaks foreign language
>crowd immediately boos

Why are Amerifats so racist?

Will Smack become the International hate show? I'll love the shit out of that

BASED MAIN EVENT CORBIN WORKING RAM INTO A RATINGS DROP. WE'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE RETURN OF THE LAND OF THE GIANTS

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>KO on commentary
Aw shit nigga!

Also BASED BIG WOLF

BASED BIG BREAKFAST

BC's tronis pretty slick

Byron BTFO

>Every heel is a foreigner
Ugh welcome to Trump's America I mean it's 2017

>Philly getting two PPVs in six months

INTRODUCING WHO'S GONNA BE EATING A STYLES CLASH TONIGHT

BOORANG CORBUNN

>>2557987
KO botched that tho. Based Gary doesn't botch anything man

>>2557989
That's what it looks like but I too am watching furpuck so what do i know

Canadian French is worst French

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>>2557975

I'd suck your dick unironically

>Owens still belittles Byran

Thank god

based Corbin

I actually think corbin is pretty neat

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>KO on Commentary
FUCK
YES

>NAKAMURA UP NEXT
>never

>>2558002
>what is Corbin

>>2558009
Shit, I think that means I'll die.

>>2558015
Neville got taller

>>2558016
KEK. Nakameme literally relegated to dark match duties the absolute state of him

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>>2558015
the fuck?

Anyone got a pic of that charlotte nipslip?

>>2558016
Based /smack/ giving the seizure gook the Hawkins treatment

>>2558015
Is that Cage?

>>2558023
This is relevant to my interests as well.

Will Based Fatass subtlety mock JBL?

>>2558017
Don't forget Erick Rowan, or Bray etc.

Geico needs to fuck off already

Does the US title exist solely for a foreigner to hold it and talk shit about America?

Canadian shitposters can't watch Smackdown because of the playoffs

>>2558015
Mojo Rawleys workout routine?

You guys, I just got whiplash for some reason and everything is fucking blurred and I feel like vomiting.This all just came at random and i'm getting gradually drowsy

Do I just fight it off, what do I do?

>>2558015
PUT THE IC BELT ON THAT CENTAUR NOW!!!!!!!!!

>>2558035

Yes

>>2558033
I'm Groot?

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PUSH THE POO

>>2558035
No, but that's the best use of it.

TEDDY JOYSTICKS

>>2558035
and to give Cena an excuse to raise viewership

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>>2558038
Kys lad

WTF I think Corbin's hairline went back even more during commercial break... someone cap and compare wtf

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where's shinsuke

THE FACE THAT RUNS THE PLACE

>Gaysville

>>2558038
Go to a doctor immediately
if you're going to hang on, see a doctor in the morning

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>>2558051

>>2558052
still in hell

>>2558038
Go to the doctor instead of posting on 4chan

>>2558052
Bork style appearance
You know, the distance make the heart fonder or whatever the saying goes

MACK TRUCK

>>2558038

maybe see a doctor

>>2558038
Post on /asp/ obviously

الموت لأمريكا

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Every time his music hits.

>Nakamura speech is the main event
The state of Scuckdownie

>>2558052
weebs on suicide watch

>>2558065
DON'T GET RUN OVER

>Randy turns face
>AJ turns face
>Le Miz drafted
>Bray drafted
>Need to push a heel
>Owens, Corbin, Rusev, Ziggler...
>Fucking Jinder Mahal
Whelp.

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Can i get a pepe of this playas? Holla holla

So is the only Shinsuke gonna be that short promo about him?

What the fuck?

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Gimme that too hootski

>>2558052

Will appear at the end of the match for a dumb faceoff with AJ

>Said Nakamura's up next
>They meant he's going to interfere with this match to start the feud with AJ.

>>2558077
Smackdown went fromnot having enough faces to not having enough heels

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The video was all we get of Nak, you fucking dumbasses

>>2558080
Calm down.

Guys I have a 100 word essay due tomorrow but BMAJ is on right now. What do?

>>2558082

\m/

>>2558038
finn?

>>2558078
>>>/wsr/

>>2558038
Sleep it off, see a doctor tomorrow if you wake up.

>>2558090
find some way to fit aj into your essay

>>2558089
I AM CALM

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>>2558082
Deux Dulce

Oh shit I hope AJ doesn't become worse now that he has to wrestle as a face

The fuck is this G4 shit? Where is my based Chrisley?

>>2558097
You don't seem calm.

Reminder to watch Talking Smack to confirm to Vince that Jinder is a draw

>>2558090
>Use text to speech program on phone
>place next to speakers during match
>ctrl+C, ctrl+V

Two birds, one stone

>>2558077
Do you not accept diversity or something?

>>2558077
Isn't Rusev still injured? Also fuck ziggler hopefully it's Owens after Jinder is done stalling

>>2558077
ziggler is alright.

>>2558084
After AJ beats Owens for the US championship, he'll feud with Nakameme, drop it to him, then go back to his rightful place in the Top card

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>>2558036
>feels good to be American.

>>2558102
YOUR FACE DOESN'T SEEM CALM

But seriously tho, I know they're doing a slow-burn into for him, but that includes just leaving him out of shows?
I'd be super-pissed if I was in that audience.

>>2558108
I was kind of hoping SANitY would come up

ARE YOU TWERKING ON IRAQ RIGHT NOW?

>>2558111
Whelp, trips of truth accepted.

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>>2558097

que lindo ser un sm A+ ck hermano.

>Maryse accidentally sent nudes to other people

>>2558097
I AM SILLY

DO YOUR JOB TOM

>>2558113
WHAT THE FUKC ARE YOU

I"M NOT

The audience will get to see him in a dark match, more than likely. He'll "send the crowd home happy."

>>2558119

feels good senpai

>This match

This is why the WWE style of wrestling sucks. The face gets his ass beat for 80% of the match. Even if the face's general perception is "One of the best in the business"

DO YOUR JOB TOM

>>2558038
>asking /asp/ instead of seeking medical attention

Natural selection already got you. Just hang out with us.

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>Amerifats will get this wrong

>>2558134
1

>>2558080
>week 1: dance into the ring accompanied by violin player.

>week 2: interfiere based Miz TV dancing all the way into the ring and do nothing else.

>week 3: doesn't even show up.

>week 4: we'll be lucky to see him in a match, if he does at all

hmmm
they are really teasing the crowd

>>2558134
1

>>2558134
2

byron is great at being bullied. i cant imagine otunga talking the much needed bitch role

I hate when all the guest commentator does is pick fights with the usual commentators

>>2558134
shouldn't Baron just shave his head?

>AJ STYLES
>one guy: cooooooorbin
lel

AJ lifts Corbin

Roman couldn't lift Taker

Really makes you cook ramen noodles.

>TIMER ON BOTTOM LEFT

>Chokeslam into backbreaker
What is this, combo night?

BASED TEAM NINJA WARRIOR SUPERSEDING SJWDOWN

>>2558134
7

>>2558149
I would complain to USA about that if I was Vince.

Deep 6 should be his finisher desu

>>2558148
undergiver is too lazy to do is part, he sang bagged the guy

>>2558134
8008135

funny fact: if AJ extends his arms before hitting the styles clash, he will be sent flying instead of hitting the styles clash

DEEP 6
E
E
P

6

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>TEAM NINJA WARRIOR
205 BTFO

>No one is taking away your accomplishments
>Well you've never had any

Savage

Deep 6 is a dope move tbqh

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>>2558155

did aj just smash his crotch into corbin's face

>Kevin Owens btfo
HAHA

THAT FACE

How long til Team Ninja Warrior, lads?

That timer is fucking stressing me out

That guys face

THAT FACE

What the fuck was that Mark's problem?

>>2558134
3/0.3 = 10
9 -10 = -1
-1+1 = 0

Did this ref count to 8 before throwing the match?

>le smark overreacting to get on tv

>>2558134
420

>SEETHING

Gonna need a screen cap of that guy's face, lads.

>SEETHING

THOSE FUCKS BROWSE ASP

DID SAXTON JUST SAY KO WAS SEETHING?
IS HE /OURGUY/?

>new face of America is SEETHING

Tom confirmed /asp/ie

Did anyone cap that dude's face? It was very meme-worthy.

That guy's face.

SEETHING

SEETHING

>>2558177
>OH_MY.gif

>SEETHING

SEETHING

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>new face of america is seething

SEETHING

>Countout finish

Meh

>SEETHING

What did Tom Philips mean by this? Is he the Insider?

SEETHING

>>2558181
1/3 does not = 0.3 you drip

SEETHING

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kek

>SEETHING

Will anyone here stay to watch 205 live?

>>2558181
Go to school

SEETHING

wew lads

Ninjas are gay

>>2558210
Yes

>>2558208
>>2558208
>>2558208
TEAM NINJA WARRIOR THREAD, AKA RIP CHRISLEY

>>2558210
lolno

>SEETHING

IS TOM THE FUCKING INSIDER LADS??

>>2558207
Fucking lel.

>no Based Chrisley
Why bother

>>2558210
if metalik shows up

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Based AJ

Rate this Smackdown

7.5/10

>>2558210
Only to watch Hardbody Mahal on Talking Smack

When did Chrisley get so extreme?

>they still believe that the writers, Vince, and Paul don't browse /asp/

>>2558210
Boycott until Drew Gulak is pushed

>>2558217
>Booker Baneposted last night

Nah, he was

>>2558207
Hi Jayztwocents here

>>2558222
meme/10

>>2558210
i have no stream. stream changed to TeamNinjaWarrior

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>>2558219
you will never get this

>face of America
>out of breath

>>2558210
Yes

>>2558225
Savanah trashing that car brought in the Attitude era crowd

>>2558134
-1
>>2558181
1/3 is .33 not .3 you dip
You also did the order of operations wrong

205 Live General where?

BASED AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH MAN

raw won this week sadly

>8 days ago smakriepoos swore that Jinder would be fired for injuring their previous Balorina
>Instead he gets a main event push and heel faction built around him
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA

why do they shake hands
why do they change the ropes

these two things arent necessary and make them look real dumb

>>2558271
>Beat the fuck out of an indy darling
>get a main event push

Tony has a greek god tier body

>>2558269
Raw was better than it has been
But kek

just give me talking smack already fuck

>>2558292
i tried watching it but can't get into it. Watching Cronin now till TS

This is somehow worse than when Alicia was with the triangle with Noam and Cedric

Wow, all of 205's storylines are playing the long game

These are the consequences going back from black

i want Alicia Fox to sit on my face

>>2558338
This is the most layered storyline WWE has had in years.

alicia fox is the most consistent female character. she is legitimately the best

WHAT

>Daivari is still here
Where's fucking Gran Metalik and Catjobber

HOLY SHIT DAVARI DJ KHALED GIMMICK BASED AF

>PERSIAN PRIVILEGE

KIDS BTFO

What the fuck

>>2558384

So. That happened.

B A S E D

RAINMAKER

tjp hamming it up is pretty good

*dabs*

This isn't bad
But it's the RAM 3rd hour problem again

Talking time lads!

>>2558453
Finally

>Renee's ring
Dean spent his hair transplant money on that rock

BIG POPPA POO

CAUSAL JINDER

>my skirt is really short
umf

>american dream

what will cody rhodes have to say on twitter about this gimmick infringement?

holy shit jinder is GOAT on the mic jesus christ

This is a face promo isn't it

>Jinder the Snake Charmer

SNEK BTFO

They look like twins

>Samoan cholos versus Puerto Rican cholos
Book it Vince

CARLITO MENTIONED

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BTFO

stream where

>Charlotte giving Shane those bedroom eye
Shane you got kids

it's over already?

>>2558500
Noticed this as well

>drinking from Shane's cup
Dean cucked again

>>2558511
It wasn't as good as last week's
Charlotte didn't do anything
Jinder cut a rather face promo
The Colons are interesting

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Y'all jelly?

>>2558544
Not really senpai. I've already seen his one good match.

What did I miss in talking smack?

Did "Our Guy" Jinder "Burning smarks to a cinder" Mahal make an appearence?

"SmA+ck"

??? What