RIP Rosey

>>2554988
WASSUP WIT DAT?

>>2554993
lmao

>47
>Umaga died at 36

Why do Samoans have such shit tier genetics?

The guy that played umaga?

>>2554988
RIP Fatman Reigns

>>2555003
Eh, I'd say it's moreseo due to them both being obese.

>>2555003
they like butter.

RIP SHIT

>>2554988
Based. One less island nigger in the world.

>The state of Samoan genetics
inb4 Roman dies at an even younger age

how will Roman Reigns overcome the odds of his brother dying?

>>2554993
fpbp

>>2555018
>Vince killed him to try to get Roman over by making people feel sad for him

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>>2555003
>mfw there's hope Rating Killer Reigns will die before 40

>>2554988
And nothing of value was lost. Hope fedoramen goes on suicide watch and follows in his bros footsteps.

>>2555018
>>2555020
>at the funeral when suddenly BRAWN runs in
>"I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!"
>*slams Reigns into the casket*

How hard you mark?

>>2554988
Based Big Dog worked his brother into a heart attack.

Did he get a 3 minute warning before he died?

>Literally killing his brother to put Roman over

Vince will never give up

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>>2555015
>>2555018
Rosey and Umaga were literal fridges. As long as he diets well, we will have to suffer for a while

>>2555030
>there will never be a 3 minute warning reunion
Why do Samoans die so young?

if Rosey wasnt a fatass he would be handsome

he could have gotten the Roman push

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>>2555027
Braun going to pull a Boss Man?

How to fix roman

>roman returns at Payback
>getting smashed by Braun
>STAND BACK THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH
>Hurricane Hurrichokeslam's Braun
>Hurricane/Super Hero Reigns gimmick starts next the week

>>2554988
NO NOT BASED BIGGER DOG

>>2555048
This. Rosey was over as fuck. Now that he's dead it's the perfect opportunity to rub some off his overness on Roman.

Literally WHO????? xD

>>2555043
Bossman is a classless individual

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>>2555033
Vince will go as far a kill someone to put Roman over. Looks like the entire Smackdown roster will be put on full alert.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UqQU8-lbDE

>>2555043
I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't mark out.

>>2555095
Eric Bischoff Raw was the last time Raw was good.

>>2554988
Fuck, man. I liked 3 minute warning and that superhero shit.

>>2555043

Big Based Man

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>>2555095
There seems to be a lack of Jerry Lawler with binoculars on the internet

>>2555095
Those whores sell better than anyone in the wwe does today.

>>2555160
They were probably actual actresses unlike the models they hired in the future

>>2555158
Based Jerry.

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WWE finally found a way to get Roman cheered

Vince needs to make this into an angle where Braun actually killed Roman's brother after the show last night. Build up to Roman overcoming the odds and avenging his brothers death.

Welp I guess Roman really is beating Braun now.

>>2555003
Being over 400lbs can't help.

>>2555095
Umaga has always the best Samoan Drop.
Look at that angle he always gets.

>>2555018
They will probably work it into an angle to try and get sympathy from fans.

>>2555019
Cringe

>>2555198
seething

>>2554988
RIP

Just a little fantasy booking...

Have it be revealed that Rosey was killed by Brawn. Roman has to go to Hades to save his brother. Its like in Hercules when he has to jump into that water stuff that makes him age but he grabs Roseys sould and brings it back. Hades can be played by Rowan its his new gimmick. Meg the girl from Hades can be played by Alexa Bliss.

So Roman saves Rosey and celebrates by having a live sex celebration with Bliss. They get an hours for the segment, all of which is them under the covers so you cant really see anything. The crowd is literally just looking at a bed in the ring for an hour. Afterwards Roman hold up his Money in the Bank briefcase (Its Sandows old one that Cody threw into the river. Roman found it in Hades). And says Mr Money in the Bank but you can call me Mr Money in the Sack.

Now Rosey redebutes with Hurrican Coming Through. Obviously Rosey is dead so they cant use him, just use one of those fat samoans that are the NXT Tag Champs, nobody will be able to tell the difference.

Rosey comes to the ring. Roman says "Sufferin Sucotash Rosey why did you keep eating until you died you sonuva bitch I almost died trying to save you." Rosey says "I did it for da peeple, I did it for the sock"

At this time the lights go out and back on. Rowan is in the ring with his sheep mask on. He takes it off and reveals that he is actually Mick Foley. "It was me all along Roblachblehsh" (his dentures fell out while he was talking)

Steph comes out and says "Mick get the hell out of my ring you fat redneck." Mick leaves while crying.

Next the Rock comes to the ring with a flamethrower again and lights the real Hades (Rowan) on fire. At some point Rowan made it into the ring I forgot to say. Rowan grabs a mic and says "buried by The Rock again, drats!" Kane grabs a mic and says dont worry hades ive been there and done that. Being burned and buried by the rock i mean"

Thats the end of the show. What do you guys think. Thumbs up if you agree.

Samoans dropping like flies.

Roman death pool anyone?

I'll go for 45.

>>2555250
Not soon enough

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>>2555250
>Samoans dropping

i see what you did there

>>2555003
Yokozuna went out the same way.

Rikishi needs to watch his ass, no pun intended.

>Payback
>ROWMAN COME OUT
>IM NOT DONE WITH YOU
>this music hits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpAfxxji_9w

>>2554988
>Braun calls out Roman
>I guess your brother didn't have much fight in him

would you smark?

Kind of a bummer 2bh.

Do you think the fat Smarks will chant Rosie at him?

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Rosie's down there. In hell!

>>2555043
The best part of this was quite a while later. Kurt Angle was doing a segment backstage where he was looking for advice on how to fight the Undertaker. He runs into the Bossman, and it goes:

Bossman: "I took his dead daddy right out the grave, and drove him acroos the graveyard...at a high rate of speed! Huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh!"

Angle: "Riiiiiight...."

>both members of 3 Minute Warning are dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDTAWUMTkUs

>>2554988

good, this fat fuck would always anoai me when he was on tv.

>>2555678
this joke just writes itself.

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>>2555003
>how to be a professional wrestler
>1.) wrestle
>2.) die before 50

>>2555343
Rikishi is like 50.
He is doing pretty well considering his little didn't make it to 40.

>>2555048
Honestly? I think if you took the Hurricane's gimmick but made it more real, it would work. Get someone who is a good performer, but look a bit scrawny, and have them be a "superhero".
>People oversell their punches
>they chokeslam Really Big Guys like Braun
>Have the superhero undersell some punches or light grapples but not big moves
>their finisher is a splash from the top rope where they do the Superman pose
Sure it'd be comical, and they'd be top mid-card at best, but I think if booked and written right, it'd be a good and funny watch.

>>2555791
so you're saying Neville should have this new-Hurricane gimmick

>>2554988
Dang. He was a part of one of my favorite tag teams/

>>2555879
Abso-fucking-lutely.
>Neville chokeslamming Braun
>Neville Superman Splash'ing Roman
>Neville doing a double-choke slam to the Hardy's
>Neville being booked as just super physically strong and great performer
sign me the fuck up

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>>2555924
>My partner. My friend.

F

>>2555906
>Gregory Helms returns to be the Hurricane once again
>him and Neville become a meme tag team and win the RAM titles
>Neville turns heel and feuds with Hurricane Helms and they have a feud that mixes both comedic superhero segments and alright wrestling in one

Would you mark?

>>2555995
Who wouldn't mark
>Neville working a tag match with the Hardy's
That alone would make it a great match

I hope this ruined Helms day

What a prick

>>2555095
What are the names of those semen demons?

>>2556019
Vince pls leave

>>2556180
You know they are really a true lesbian couple like in real life man

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>>2555246
You have to go back.

>>2554988
R.I.P S.H.I.T

ITT: Edgy teenagers

>>2555246
This is the most beautiful fusion of a shit post and bait that I've ever seen.

>>2555246
>>2555246


shitposting or autisim?

rip somoe joe

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>>2555003
somehow this fat fuck refuses to die

>>2554988
>Samoan lifespans

>>2555003
unhealthy weight, unhealthy diet, what do you would happen?

i wonder why samoans die easily like umaga and rosey

>>2559607
Weight, diet, drugs.

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>>2555246
>just use one of those fat samoans that are the NXT Tag Champs, nobody will be able to tell the difference.