RAW gamethread #6
Boypussy > girlpussy
>House of Horrors
>no fire
>no splinters
>no bleeding
>Bray obviously getting pinned on top of Sister Abigail
THIS IS MY HOUSE
when will bray wyatt get a gimmick change?
>>2552839
LOS
>>2552839
hunicara needs to be a cholo again.
benis :DDD
>>2552839
I like this stable
>>2552855
Of whores
bray's hat is like 8 feet tall wtf
Sasha has underrated pits, senpai
This RAM gets a 2/10 and both of those points are from the drifter and Jerico's promo, which weren't even fucking wrestling segments. RAM was a mistake.
what did the drifter do i missed it
>lexi with the face fucked look
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN CTHULU DEBUTED ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW?
>>2552845
this desu
>>2552860
Dancing fatty?
>Bray getting a 10 minute segment just to lose
>not doing this during October
>not bringing Halloween Havoc
how would you make a revival for Wyatt? maybe an interference between a Roman vs Braun match?
after all, Braun is still Bray's ally in Kayfabe, right?
eater of pins
loser of matches
>Jericho in a match with Smackdown guy
>Bray in a match with Smackdown guy
RANDALL
>>2552860
I wish there were some way to salvage his current gimmick
>House of Horrors match
>"Here Randy, reach into this bowl and feel EYEBALLS! There's braaains in this next one Randy"
>>2552864
NODRAWBLEDINGUS
>non drowsy allergy medicine
The drowsiness is what makes it good, though
>Fozzy coming to Knoxville in less than a month?
Anyone wanna go with me :)
bray is so fucking awful lmao
>>2552867
the guy with no mask should blatantly copy dario cueto or mimic adr
Reminder DONALD TRUMP is the savior of Western Civilization
I just can't take Bray "the eater of pins" Wyatt seriously anymore.
These things tend to happen when you job for 45 straight ppvs.
>>2552839
>all these brown people in my wrestling
Stop making niggers and spica babyfaces. The rock was once in a hundred years. You need a white man with personality as your top guy. Not a wigger either.
IF I GOTTA SLAP A PUSSY ASS NIGGA IMMA MAKE IT LOOK SEXY
how much longer until bray wyatt has a dance off with braun strowman
>>2552876
farrrrrrrk
>>2552839
Add based Perro
>>2552873
You forgot Braun trashing Kalisto thats worth at least 1 point.
>>2552839
needs to be a stable, maybe have hunico go without the mask again
>Smack was trying to build Bray back up
>Gets drafted to RAM
>back to this
Bray marks unite in this trying times
>>2552876
gotdam....
>Don't look at Alexa's amazing ass goyim don't you know she's in on a global conspiracy to oppress you?
>>2552890
Not when you have shit to do tho
Maybe insider bro can tell us what the stipulation of the stupid "house of horrors" is supposed to be?
Does someone have the webm of Drifter in the crowd as a women's match was going on? I think it was Asuka against Ember but I'm not sure.
>>2552883
braun is too powerful to control now
>>2552896
THIS
This RAM is getting pretty cancerous, I think we need some medication.
>Vince still littering the main roster with these NXT nobodies
>>2552883
They ruined Bray's whole gimmick
He barely has a Wyatt Family anymore
They either don't give a fuck, or have broken the apparent brainwashing that was keeping them loyal. they never even accomplished anything as a stable.
>>2552908
>Smack was trying to build Bray back up
Yes him getting pinned clean after getting new powers is him getting built back
RAM has been terrible but don't forget Kalisto got binned
>>2552910
Stupit sexy lexi
Guys my friend is saying that "roman showed up at a house show so hes not hurt". How do i tell him house shows arent canon nor do they matter.
Any proof of this? Like wrestlers breaking their personas at house shows?
>>2552919
Thank you Doctor
>mfw I'm a Grizzlies fan and this RAM is only slightly less painful than getting waxed by Spurs
>>2552919
Thanks doc
>>2552883
They addressed that during Survivor Series '16
>>2552911
>not playing on hard mode
The tutorial was 18 years and you guys still don't turn up the difficulty. Challenges can be fun
>still trying to make bray the token spoopy darklord gimmick on your show when you have a literal satanist on your roster that eats cum-and-blood cookies and does other weird magick rituals for shoot and can actually wrestle
>>2552921
I like how Braun is literally MORE DANGEROUS when he's free
emma's face is nasty
how can you find her attractive?
Dana? I thought it was Muhreez
ALICIA FAAAAUUUUUXXX
>>2552912
Its not gonna be a live segment, it will be them fighting through some abandoned hospital or bullshit like that with jump cuts and shitty jump scares calling it now.
>Emma will never give you a glove handjob
Bray Wyatt as the head of a sort of redneck ministry of darkness stable could work. It's too bad though that WWE has absolutely nothing good to do with Bray, he should just be taken out back and put down, poor guy.
is Alicia literally autistic?
>Emma
>Dana
>>2552933
is Alister BLACKED gonna make a stable and have bray be his lackey in it?
A C T I N G
>>2552925
He will also show up tonight with a broken arm
>>2552903
he's in TNA now so he'll have a reason to get no reaction when he comes out
>>2552936
she just wears too much makeup
I like troll Emma
>Fucksy
>Uggolina
I'm so glad they decided to can that gimmick
DANA BTFO
>>2552933
he is going to bury the life out of bray wyatt
The fuck, Emma is evil now?
BASED HARDYS SAVING US FROM DIVA SHIT
>no jeff old theme
>That fat guy
I'd legit eat danas ass out
>>2552952
They didn't can the gimmick, they gave it to Lana
Are those his fucking V1 pants?
>Matt still doing the "delete" hand wave during their entrance
Based
>>2552943
I think its supposed to be a so bad it's good kind of thing
TEAM XTREME
>matt #2 again
Why?
WHERE IS NO MORE WORDS
Get these faggot old timers off the screen.
The theme song is uncommonly hype for this era. It sticks out.
>>2552963
I thought Lana was gonna wrestle
Is she just getting a fucking makeover?
>>2552963
>Lanalina
muh dick
>>2552933
Who?
>not the Jeff's own theme
COME ON!
Guys?
What does Emma's butt hole look like?
I have to know.
Is Jeff fucking hurt?
He is doing a lot of grimacing in the ring.
>Cesaro match
>>2552972
Sheamus and Cesaro aren't THAT old. You're just being rude
who's heel / face in this matchup?
>>2552974
>>2552976
What did she mean by this?
Cesaro is turning heel tonight fyi.
t. Insider
Smiling Matt is so hilarious
claiming best waifu
why don't the hardy boyz do that gun hand thing anymore? i liked it when i was a kid ;_;
>Cesaro match
Ho boy time for fat smarks to get their dicks out while they get ready to jerk off to their charismaless indie darling
>>2552981
Wwe making jeff take pain killers again
>>2552963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_JjAGWHn7c
GOAT Promo
>>2552981
I noticed that too he was kinda cringing as he walked down the ramp
>>2552981
Looks like he twisted something in leg coming down the turn buckle
>>2552929
>race for seis
Is this gonna be a good match?
Alicia Fox and Emma might be the only females on the RAW roster with flat stomachs. they are the hottest
>>2552990
Because guns shouldn't be promoted more than they already are in America.
who /cesaro/ here
>>2552988
who does this meaty granny cleave belong to?
in what way is this a dream match?
>>2552988
the sun has claimed her already
REAL MEN WEAR SKIRTS
What in Kayfabe keeps Bray in the upper card? Spoop?
>>2552978
>Brother nero chants
BROTHER NERO
>>2552990
They do it before their finishers...kinda.
this is a dream match
you know it's a dream match?
dream match coming up
it's time for the dream match to start
>>2553008
lame
>ow
>>2553015
I think you mean based
I can't believe Columbus is so lively.
Cesaro is a dumb spot monkey with big nipples
>>2552933
They ruined Bray by overdoing it with his mic work and having him ramble himself from one losing feud to another until there was nothing more to ramble about and his promos started getting more and more repetitive and forced. Now they're overdoing Bray's supernatural gimmick, laying it on much too thick.
Eventually they're going to go completely overboard with Aleister Black and ruin him, too.
>>2553014
why am I getting a dream matchup on a RAM show for free?
i want to give jeff bodys time to rest
>>2553008
I NEED A FUCKING NAME
Jeffs leg is fucked
F
I'm really not liking this "friendly rivalry" angle they seem to be going for.
>no BROKEN gimmick
Why fucking even bother bringing them back?
What did they mean by this?
>>2553008
>finisher is a kick
When every fuckin wrestler uses a superkick it really ruins the move.
Alright /asp/ who is the hottest girl or Raw? Alexa or Emma?
>>2553022
NO MAN IS EVER TRULY GOOD
NO MAN IS EVER TRULY EVIL
>>2552933
I'm pretty sure there's a difference between a literal dark lord and a satanist
>>2553007
>>2552925
>How do i tell him house shows arent canon nor do they matter.
By telling him exactly that? Kek
>>2553029
>this
>>2553032
Alicia Fox
>>2553030
FUCK THAT OWL
>>2553026
Aleister Black. Formally known as Tommy End.
>>2553032
Dana
>>2553032
Alexa. No contest.
>>2553029
>wanting the Broken cringefest to continue
Hardy Boyz are based as fuck.
>>2553027
nah, Jeff always limps around like that
>>2553032
Alexa, because fellow Columbusite.
>Liberal vs Sane person commercial
what did sprint mean by this?
>>2553029
Blame the Owl
>>2553032
Dana
>>2553031
"The move"
A kick....
>>2553030
non drowzy cause raw already puts you to sleep
I stand by my prediction that Jeff is in the Universal Title picture and Matt is an irrelevant midcard act by the fall. Screencap this.
>>2553037
He thinks they are real and all their events count
Quick, rewrite a line from Bray's "promo"
>>2553032
Alexa has that eye thing that is so sexy
>>2553058
>implying I remember any
>tfw ywn
>>2553055
not BROKEN matt tho
CERTIFIED
SMOKIFIED
>>2553058
i didn't watch that shit
>>2553058
RAAAAAAANDY, FEAR, SISTER ABIGAIL, SERPENT, EATER OF WORLDS, DEH
>Cesaro vs Jeff hardy
>smarks around the world will watch it 40 times jerking off to each useless flip
>nobody else will ever care
Cesaro fucking sucks.
>>2553058
"Something something the snake with its head cut off like a vulture without a victim, mwa hahahaha "
>>2553058
>Take my hand, Randy. Lower your balls onto it and let me feel around for a little bit.
>>2553055
i'll remember you of this come Survivor Series friend
>>2553058
I IS THE SPOOKYEST
>>2553053
My point was yes it's just a kick... because everyone does it. So when he uses it as a finisher it looks weak as fuck.
>>2553058
>They all burn down here
>And you'll burn too
>>2552925
The problem is sometimes it does matter, but only when WWE wants it to like for instance when Joe beat Balor for the championship at a house show so they could set up for The End.
I dunno how often they do this though.
>>2553058
tl;dr SPOOPY DEH
>>2553057
Call him a mark and shout some /asp/ memes at him
>Get worked
>Hit the weights
>Take a shower
>get a clue
>>2553046
>Broken cringefest
>>2553058
the only promo i remember from him is the Taker one
>>2553066
are they going to injure Jeff so that Matt will go crazy?
>>2553058
JOG
Back you up anon.
Cesaro is literally carrying jeff
>>2553083
>>2553066
Who is this hippopotamus of a beauty?
I wonder what Her farts smell like
>>2553075
Yet when Shawn michaels uses it it feels somehow special. A finisher is only intended as a finisher when used by the guy who has it as his signature, otherwise it is just a random part of the arsenal.
>>2553084
>>2553089
He's 40 years old give him a break.
>>2553058
My name is Jeff
give me a quick rundown, what happened in the show uptil now?
>>2553090
she actually looks cute here
I wish she'd smile more
>>2553063
dana is CUTE
CUTE!
>>2553032
Dana
>>2553032
Emma
I wanna taste her butthole
>Come on Nero
>>2552876
I'm not even a virgin desperate for sex but GOD FUCKING DAMN ALEXA BLISS IS HOT AS FUCK.
>>2553095
no breaks in wwe DAMMIT AHCHOOO
>>2553092
because the led up to the kick makes it feel memorable
>>2553007
the mother/daughter fantasy?
Jeff is looking slow and sluggish
He will need to die so that he may be truly reborn as Brother Nero
>>2553095
cesaro is 36, not that much difference.
>>2553058
Randy, remember how I lose every important match? Well at payback.... You'll be paid back in full as I job to you too!
Does Jeff still got it?
>>2553095
Plus Jeff has never been a good worker. He is good jumping off high shit.
>>2553110
holy fucking yum
>>2553075
That's not how ring psychology works.
Once he's established, and that move is "BLACK MASS" rather than "just a kick", its no problem. Its called "Getting a finisher over".
I've heard this complaint maybe 20 times about Alistair Black and maybe once or twice about Nakamura, for example (even with Shinsuke having all those threads).
>>2553113
Yes. Matt? Not so much.
BROOOTHEEEER NEEEGROOOOOO
Jeff missed that lmao
Don't see anyone doing the clapping thing Jeff keeps doing to pump the crowd up anymore
How did that go out of style?
>>2553117
This
Jake Roberts could walk out here and DDT someone and you'd mark out because it's THE DDT
Why doesn't Nero paint his face anymore?
Fucking Jeff is gonna be dead in 6 months
Can we just acknowledge the core strength of Cesaro to pull himself back up?
Pretty sloppy there Brother Nero.
>>2553109
His leg is fucked up
>>2553084
>>2553084
>are they going to injure Jeff so that Matt will go crazy?
This match is going way longer than I though it would
>>2553095
Bigslow is like 800 years old, so is Goldust and Jericho. Yet here they are, every week, doin some work
Jobsaro incoming
Jeff was looking slow
>>2553058
Unduhstayundnd This, Randy. For you see, I too have come to hear voices but believe me, Randy... My voices are different. They listen to me -- Guide me in my times of hardship but know that I am their master. As am I the master of... your voices. Listen to them, Randall... Listen closely to your master.
>>2553121
Comedy writers who don't watch wrestling never put it into the script.
How much longer can jeff keep taking these bumps?
>Raw exclusive
>Smackdown title on the line
>>2553063
Jeff should stick to jumping off shit
Hard to believe this guy won the WWE Championship once upon a time
Is Cesaro just a huge Hardy mark?
>>2553132
sciatica is a bitch
>sportsmanship
BOOOOOOOOOL
>jeff just beats cesaro clean
for some reason that surprised me
>>2553133
If you say so
>>2553137
Harvey's swantons have been fantastic since returning so far
>>2552998
Dunno about you but I think every WWE female is fucking hot apart from Nia JaXXXtra Large.
>>2553139
Isn't everyone though
>smarks fantasizing ways for broken mat
>mat spot, nobody even does "delete"
the average viewer knows the hardys are nostalgia, and no idea what a broken mat is
>>2553138
He's better than roman in every say.
Jeff back on painkillers when?
>>2553123
facepaint is OBSOLETE
>>2553141
cocaine's a helluva drug
he killed Goldie
>>2553139
What? I don't know a single person who doesn't mark out for the Hardyz
Oh my god who is that nu male cuck at the announce table by cole?
>>2553117
I don't have a problem with Shawn Michaels, Shinsuke, or Sami Zayn for that matter. But the past 2 times Alistair Black used Black Mass I'm left with more of a "...that's it?" Feeling.
Why did bray wyatt, a smackdown star, cut a promo on raw about a smackdown championship match that will be featured on a raw exclusive pay per view against the smackdown champion randy orton?
What the FUCK is going on?
>>2553138
he was red hot back in 08-09 tho
>>2553147
She has a beautiful face, don't lie
What's Alexa gimmick?
>>2552928
>>2553149
>new marks don't know about THE FINAL DELETION
are you full-on retarded or something?
Tryin to gauge how fucked up this is.
>>2553151
No way he didn't take something after Wrestlemania.
>>2553157
Eat shit
Broken ring spot incoming
>I got kids
>>2553162
Being a midget who makes funny faces
Why did big show bully Braun? Felt so bad for him.
>>2553162
short witch
Oh shit now they announced Slater and Ryhno are on RAM
>>2553166
nu male cuck detected
>BASED BRAUN THROWING THE ILLEGALS INTO THE TRASH
I GOT KIDS BABYYYYY
WHAT ABOUT THE POOL
>>2553032
FAUXXX, Alexa, Dana, Emma all equal.
I can't decide who I want more so I want them fucking all.
>>2553162
Corrupt Disney Princess or something
>Slater still not big enough to get squashed by Braun backstage
Get off asp jacky
>Brings Smack talent over
>Buries them all
What did RAM mean by this
i feel pretty bad for Rhyno's snack
it looks like rhyno is trying to lean out a little bit
good for him
Why would they make rhyno scared of Braun?
They make the whole roster look like pussies.
BEARD VS BEARD MATCH
would be nice if they show a reason why braun didn't beat rhyno and slater.
probably won't happen but oh well
>>2553164
>>2553163
The average raw viewer has no idea wtf your saying
go outside
I don't get it
This match literally happened some weeks back didn't it? It was pretty good too and people were pleasantly surprised
Why rehash it?
>Jinder Mahal is a contender for the WWE title
NOOOO WHY DID THEY HAVE TO LEAVE US
>>2553187
can you imagine how stiff a match between Braun and Rhyno would be?
>>2553173
They were part of pa video showing them coming to raw , same with Kalisto
>>2553187
That nigga squared up, he ain't scared
>>2553162
Shit wrestler who gets carried in every match.
>>2553162
tantrum thrower
and then Suicide Squad came out
then she did harley-flavored tantrum thrower
>>2553158
Honestly, both times he's used it at NXT have been pretty hype.
First time he lead into it by lifting almas's chin with his foot (like some matrix shit), and second time was the one-shot kill.
I'd say he's gonna get his finisher over pretty well at this rate. Shit just takes time.
HOLY FUCKING YUM
>>2553182
>his new gimmick is making points to be destroyed by strowman-sama
>>2553185
you say as he makes his debut appearance on RAM stuffing his face to the point the can't even announce his own name
Why we don't have Slater vs Rihno feud yet?
>the state of RAW
holy shit what a boring piece of shit
>>2553187
looked more surprised
he'd gore the shit out of braun though
>>2553190
He was beating people up because he wanted a match.
He got a match, so, no more rampage.
Has anyone ever gone from perennial jobber to legit star?
I want to have hope for jinder.
Is Heath Slater the only wrestler alive who can pull off the Happy Go Lucky face act?
>>2553187
Remember that time AJ Styles was talking shit backstage and Rhyno got up in his face?
That was cool.
>>2553202
>not posting the uncensored pic
>>2553162
Being the only attractive """""womens wrestler""""" And the only female decent on the mic.
>>2553206
>>2553210
>Jeff started out jobbing to stone cold
>>2553211
Zack Ryder
>>2553213
I get banned for it everytime.
>>2553205
They teased it multiple times, but Zack Ryder's injury put it off.
>>2553210
123 kid?
I wish they'd write this off as Shows last match, just have Braun kill him
>>2553192
DELETION was the biggest thing in wrestling in 2016. even normies talked about it.
>>2553187
GOOORE!
GOOORE!
GOOORE!
>>2553210
one of the first episodes of raw, there is a 17 year old chubby mat hardy with a buz cut. wrest;es razer
So is matt not allowed to have the broken gimmick?
Time for BEEG
>>2553210
Bray
>>2553200
ehhhh, she hasn't done the ACTUAL tantrum thing in a good while.
I think the "5 feet of fury" tagline sums it up.
>>2553214
only on RAM though
remember, we have LANA
>>2553220
>Xpac
>legit star
>>2553210
Bobby Lashley
i mean, if you can call that superstardom
BRAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN
Can I get big like Braun natty?
>>2553230
You wish.
>this is the main event
state of raw
Does the big show need new music?
>>2553222
I didn't even see it, and i'm on fuckng /asp/
normies don't fucking know deletion.
you are clueless as to what is popular in normal culture
This dude holding the Wenger Out sign for 3 hours straight
>>2553231
why not? that shit was great.
i don't watch RAW much, as it is a garbage show.
Well, it's the Big Show.
>>2553232
Is she going to be in ring talent? That's why I "forgot" about her.
>>2553221
They will. Its 3 minutes til 10 central.
There's no time.
>>2553240
Did seff go to smack??
>>2553237
you 6'8 ?
>Both Braun and Big weight 385
What?
>BIG SHOW in the main event in 2017
Hold this L
>BRAUN/BEEG should have been a WM match
>instead we got a battle royal where BEEG had to job to a ring full of nobodies and BRAUN
>>2553242
Nah he just needs to go back to his old theme for his last few matches
look at the size of those beards
>>2553242
No. Shut your mouth if this is the best you have to contribute.
>>2553255
Lmaooo yall finna hold this L fammm breh
Big show
>big swole
>>2553210
Goldust?
>>2553248
Nah, I kinda rolled my eyes at that shit. Now she's so conniving and bitchy and sadistic and everything she does is pure sexiness.
So who was the big debut.
>>2553253
6'0
>>2553256
that one's on Shaq
>>2553264
holy fucking yum
>>2553222
Also-
The final deletion video doesn't even have 1 mil views on youtube lol
outlaw smark btfo
SHOW VS STROWMAN - LOSER SHAVES HIS BEARD MATCH
BOOK IT
>booger
What is Beeg's real name?
>>2553209
no, no. I mean that it would be cool if he had a personal reason, like "nah, he's doing it for his kids, he's alright"
>Strowman's shitty "dropkick" again
Did Booker just take a jab at Mauro with the tope comment?
>>2553264
This man wants to retire
>gimmicked ring
>>2553267
jeffs relapse with pain killers
>>2553250
yes she is
Roman will show up after Braun's victory over the Big Show and spear him.
Next week Braun will ambush and beat up Roman, the Big Dawg will go to Payback as the 'underdog' and overcome the odds.
It's Fastlane's booking all over again.
>Passive agressive
Does Book know what that means?
THEY'VE MOVING THE STEPS FOR A COLLAPSE THE RING SPOT
Redpill me on deletion
holy fuck
Odds of Raw ending with Boos?
>>2553276
18+
It's Paul White
>>2553273
>>2553284
>>2553276
big show
Guys, romans not gonna show up, right?
>main event
Big show vs strowman
Big Show, BIG POPS
everytime
lol that arm drag
commentary even paused, expecting a big impact
>>2553282
Ill bite i laughed
>>2553291
You shut up.
>>2553252
He was on commentary for Jericho vs Senior Joe
>>2553276
The Giant.
>>2553276
Big Show
>>2553290
Wrong.
Paul Wight
BEEG IS GOING TO DIE
>>2553276
Andre Jr.
>>2553244
you are rusing me, aren't you
>>2553302
YOU
Why do they do so many camera cuts?
that was cool
>that drool-covered beard
>2nd time now BEEG has closed Raw in 2017
No Booker, not "Mammoth"
the meme is "MASTODON"
Come on BEEG get it done
>>2553314
Kevin Dunn is shit
>a classic matchup
>>2553276
The Large Presentation
>Leviathan
We Mastodon now
>>2553276
the big show
not as good as their first match don't know why they're trying to recreate it
>country strong
Is that like farmer strength?
>Braun Headbutts Beeg
>Career isn't threatened
BASED
>>2553314
To hide shitty wrestling
>>2553325
They're just doing something to give Braun an excuse to collapse the ring
>>2553276
El gigante
Didn't they main event ram a few weeks ago and it was a decent match?
>that man clapping through all the thumbs down
based.
>>2553307
nice try, but the records show
it is Paul White
inb4 The Great Khali returns
>the children in the crowd rallying behind Big Show
Is he a face again?
>>2553330
Why do it this week and not last time lel
>>2553276
Big "the Giant" Mr. Show
>>2553332
had a great match actually
>literal kids chanting for big show
>>2553312
i'm honestly not trying to troll.
i had 5 friends over for mania. only 1 new deletion.
the rest are just like aw yeah hardys! swanton! ladder match !
Is Big Show dying?
It's spot time
>>2553327
le meltz on suicide watch.
>>2553210
Didn't RVD start out a jobber?
Plenty of guys got their start jobbing, you just don't remember it because most jobbers are forgettable.
>>2553341
Because Braun was just going to be Battle Royale filler in the build up after the last match, but now he's getting a mini push.
Anyone is impressed with Braun agility?
>>2553347
we all are anon
Haha the crowd was so disappointed.
>>2553290
21+
Paul Wight
I think show had to take a moment there
>>2553347
Andre died at 46 and Beeg is now 45, connect the dots.
>>2553276
Beeg S. How
>these based as hell giants getting the crowd off their asses
I'm cumming.
They destroying the ring tonight
>forcing super heavyweights to jump off the turnbuckle
Did Sid Vicious teach us nothing
>>2553359
DELETE THIS!!!!
qt alert
That ring getting weaker and weaker
>this big man classic
>>2553361
So is Vince
>>2553351
I mean like a jobber for years on end.
>>2553312
Most normies don't even know who the Hardyz are these days desu. They definitely don't know the broken gimmick.
>>2553354
That's what made the first occasion of this matchup memorable.
HUGE wtf moment when Braun did his first kip-up.
>>2553352
fair do's
Good that they're giving him big spots
>that qt BEEG fangirl
>Crowd is actually invested.
Kudos to the giants.
>>2553359
5 star tokyo dome match going on here.
BIG BOYZ
>That QT crying over BEEG
;_;
Poor ring
Oh boy rip ring
>>2553359
NO NOT YET
>That nervous looking qt
>>2553365
Human body just isnt designed to get that big anon... ;-;
>that qt praying for big show
>>2553359
Beeg got surgery to correct his pituitary gland, Andre didn't
The Big Show will go on
is it time?
time for the ring break?
OH GOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING
Duplex off the top rope pls.
>>2553354
Everyone is. That's why he's /our guy/.
>>2553210
taker
bayley
matt hardy
>>2553367
they removed the steps so the turnbuckles can colapse
Have they changed up the corners for this match? They're not the usual digital ones
I'm legit scared somebody's going to get killed
>>2553309
Announcing that you reported someone is a offence punishable by ban.
Inb4 broken ring
>>2553395
*suplex
decent match but how long til BBD comes out?
>>2553371
There have been a few like Zack Ryder who have spent a few years as nothing but a jobber but every now and then he's gotten a belt.
BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE DYING
how much weight is needed to collapse the ring?
Pls do something exciting
Im actually rooting for BEEG unironically in the year of our lord 2017
What is happening
Does the Ko punch usually get kicked out of?
the ring is gonna collapse because of a frogsplash
Why did Braun jump right into Big Show's fist?
>>2553402
trip back on pussy
reported again for announcing a report
crowd getting worked by all the fake superflex attempts
YES COLLASPE RING
GIANTS = DRAW
MANLETS FIPLLY SHITS BTFO
>>2553409
Yo mama is enough
>>2553413
It's p. protected
>>2553413
Its a finisher.
3rd times the charm
>>2553409
maybe a quarter of a pound? However much it takes to hit the switch that knocks out the poles
didn't insider say roman was coming out
maybe a ruse
time for ring break
and here is the superplex spot
>>2553400
yeah they did. i didnt notice till you pointed it out
assuming they'll do the ring collapse spot
WOAH WOAH WOAH
Beeg is dying, where's the Big Dog to save him?
;_;
>>2553412
Strowman is magical, baby
>Vince right now
Lol the ref fell out
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
ref is ded
>that ref fall
Is he dead?
That looked real as fuck
SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
LMAO
RIP REF
The ref is dead
The ref just died kek
still marking out for a totally telegraphed ring break spot
OH MY GOD
RIP REF
BOOOM BABYYYY
RIP Ref
>yfw this wasn't a WrestleMania match
BASED GIANTS WORKING MARKS AND SMARKS ALIKE
>Ref dead.
Kek
HAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED REF
>RING BROKE
LMAO THE REF
Poor ref
>that ref
kek
MARKING OUT
BASED
RIP REF
FUCK YES GIANTS ARE OVER
THAT REF BUMP KEKKKK
>>2553409
One billion trillion super pounds. According to wwe experts
>Roman runs out, ruins everything
Ref is kill
RING BTFO
HAHAHAHAAHAHA
THE REF
RIP
fake and gay
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN, THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
ok that was cool
LMAO that was awesome. Thanks Vince.
IS BIG SHOW DEAD
Was that Lil' Naitch?
how many times are they going to do this spot and act like its never happened before
how many times have they done this spot so far. i remember the first brock one
ALL THIS TO BE FED TO ROMAN!!!!!!!!
Press F for referee John Cone
>not pinning BEEG
retard
>Braun emerges from the rubble.
BASED BIG BRAUN
PIN HIM
uh,, I guess Braun wins then
>This spot again
Really?
>wins by standing up
Kek
RIP REF LMAOOOO!!!!
F F F F F F F F F F F F F
Shit happened before with Lesnar and Show newfags
>>2553477
It's the second time in a span of 14 years
Oh man I remember when this happened with Lesnar vs. Big Show.
kek'd at the ref too
that ref sold the fall too well.
Not even Brock got up when they did this
Braun > Brock confirmed
Is it just a whoever gets up first wins?
Brutal fucking ref bump
>>2553478
3
Brock, Mark Henry, and Brawny.
BASED BRAUN
Well if Braun doesn't make it in the WWE he can go to Japan & literally be a Godzilla Gaijin.
THE CROWDS GO FUCKING NUTS FOR BIG SHOW AND STROWMAN. ARE BIG GUYS GOING TO MAKE A COMEBACK
>>2553478
Mark Henry too
Beeg is always the one being superplexed
The ref still hasn't moved
>>2553478
Big Show vs Mark Henry in 2011 iirc
>>2553487
Following dragon ball rules
>>2553492
3rd time. I remember seeing it twice before
>>2553490
And Beeg vs Mark Henry like 6 years ago
>>2553486
oh shut the fuck up bitch
Don't care if it's been done before, that was based
Not as good of a superplex desu
Would have preferred if they both went on the top rope rather than just Strowman but I guess Beeg can't take the bump
Still cool though
R.I.P John Cone
>>2553478
This is the third time
5 STAR MAIN EVENT
BRING BACK THE MASTODONS
OVER AS FUCK
MIDGETS BTFO
>>2553490
no shit asshole but this was way better especially with the way the ref sold that shit
>Strowman is technically in Bray's stable
>Bray still can't win any matches
sad
>>2553501
No that's not part of the script next week Roman will win and this guy will go back to the mid card somewhere
>The ref falling out of the ring
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT HOLY SHIT
RATE THIS RAM
7/10 BEST ONE ALL YEAR
braun looks like a big baby
BASED BIG BRAUN WORKING THE SMARKS
Professional wrestling is the greatest thing man has ever created.
Cruiserweight Division was just buried to fucking death
>>2553528
2hrs 50 mins = 2/10
last 20 mins= 9/10
>>2553525
>not a based christly thread
think i'll just go meme around on youtube, anon.
Based Braun
Okada who ?
>people marking out like the ring has never collapsed before
>>2553532
this
>>2553530
>WORKING THE SMARKS
>Everybody universaly loves Braun and the crowd has gone fucking nuts for both his Big Show matches this year
This isn't based Chrisley wtf
>>2553546
It's okay anon I hate fun too
>>2553546
based braun and beeg show working the smarks
>>2553546
>y-y-y-you can't have fun unless it's NEVER happened before
piss off idiot
>that shitty brownie that lived next room restarted the router when the big spot is about to come
THAT NIGGER HAD IT COMING
>>2553528
>2017
>Big show saves RAM
What a time to be alive
>>2553546
get a load of this smark faggot
>little nogs football
>>2553546
Oh come on they did this one pretty well
>>2553542
I'm just as disappointed as you are, anon. Chrisley will return soon.
>>2553558
we gonna party real hard tomorrow, anon
>>2553546
You realize some of these people have never seen this in real life. I don't care if it's bait, you got me hook line and sinker.
>>2553501
Big guys who can work have always been over. They're just rare as hell.
>>2553576
i basically pay for cable to watch wwe and meme christly
If WWE can do a manlet classic, surely they can do a 6'5"/300+ classic
>>2553578
It never looked that good. Steps fucking flew back, and I knew it was coming but marked for the ref just dying lmao
>>2553286
any tips on lottery numbers?