RAW GAMETHREAD #1

SHITSGAY

>>2550734
Reminder that a Strowman segment to start, Jericho vs. Joe, Miz tv with Ambrose and a Fatal 4 way with Jax, James, Banks and Bliss for the number one contendership are all happening tonight.

t. insider

That fuck for NBA and NHL playoffs so I don't have to watch 3 hours of this shit.

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>watching pro wrestling

>>2550742
fantasy booking autism

>>2550744
holy shit RAW ratings are going to get raped

>>2550750
wait and see

>>2550734
Who's /BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUNNNN/ here?

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!

here we go boys

PAJEETS SEETHING

THANK YOU STROWMAN

BROTHER BRAUN TIME

>>2550761
aca mi /smack/ amigo

THANK YOU BRUAN
>THANK YOU BRAUN
THANK YOU BRUAN
>THANK YOU BRAUN
THANK YOU BRUAN
>THANK YOU BRAUN
THANK YOU BRUAN
>THANK YOU BRAUN
THANK YOU BRUAN
>THANK YOU BRAUN
THANK YOU BRUAN
>THANK YOU BRAUN
THANK YOU BRUAN
>THANK YOU BRAUN
THANK YOU BRUAN
>THANK YOU BRAUN

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Huehuehue get to relive the beating for raw opening. Life is good

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>>2550742
>vs. Joe

Roman is pretty good at selling for big men.

Roman Reigns will never recover from this.

>>2550759
All hail the GOAT
THANK YOU STROWMAN

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we gonna get BBD tonight?

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU

How big of pop is Based Braun going to get when he comes out tonight?

FIRE HIM

>>2550761
Papi aca si hay lealtad

>they edited out the cheers

>this pitiful attenpt to get Roman over via sympathy

pathetic

how is roman so fucking based

BASED BIG POP BRAUN

based big pops braun

BIG POP BRAUN THE MOST OVER FACE IN THE COMPANY

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>>2550742
First part right

inb4

>THANK YOU STROWMAN

BOOKER T

SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK

>dat pop

So Braun is a face now?

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>I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU

what did he mean by this?

P L A C E S I V E P O O P E D

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Booker T is back

Based big Braun kicking off.

Based Big Pop Braun working India into a shoot

>Booker T
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>2550786
It was pretty loud lel

>That laugh

kek

>Ohio state university

Is steve stephens at the show?

Id rather have Booker full time than to ever have otunga back.

beef trying his hardest to hold back a smile

>Giving me Booker when I know I have to deal with Shitty David Otunga eventually

I'm so mad that Raw took all of the guys I like

Please mention the petition

Braun kinda sounds like Alex Jones

BRAAAAUUUUUNNNN

BASED

>that pop for saying Roman isn't there

top fucking kek

KEK

BRAUN IS THE BIGGEST BABYFACE IN THE COMPANY

>>2550816
I want to fuck your boi pussy

>>2550742
They already released most of those results

>this pop
How finna seething is Vince right now?

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has strowman's shirt always had a neckline that low? looks a little homoerotic 2bh

>>2550816
hnnnnnng

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>These pops

Holy shit WWE can write comedy

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>>2550816
HOLY FUCKING YUM

PAJEETS IN TEARS OF RAGE

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>Roman Reigns will not be here tonight
>thunderous cheers

>>2550825
>literal babyfaced man
>biggest babyface
>becomes face
works so well

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BASED

Why did they repurpose the Fastlane logo for Kurt's titantron?

CRYING JORDAN MEME SPOTTED IN THE AUDIANCE

>>2550816
Dafuq dude?!?!

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>>2550816
Post more traps

>>2550816
DELETE

They really need to start having Kurt react to the You Suck chants

It's bizarro world, Maggle! These crazy fans will boo who they normally cheer and cheer or they normally boo!

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No Roman. Welp time to turn this shit off.

>Yes chant

NOPE, shit's gay.

Kurt looks pissed

>you suck

AMBU LANCE

>>2550840
I think I know this person

Kurt Angle doesnt seem to appreciate You Suck chants

THE MONSTER MATANZA CUETO

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>Wenger Out sign

>>2550828
>Implying Vince doesnt like Braun just based on his size. Either way he gets too look at big muscly men.

MONDAY NIGHT bRAWn

>>2550840
She's cute

>>2550846
Worked pinhead

Why do they write their face GM's like this
It's clear noone likes Roman

Kurt sounds so stilted and wooden having to memorize these sorry scripts. Just let him go, you already know he's capable of it.

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>>2550852

Serious question: Why is it cool to boo the face/good guys? Or, how did it become the cool thing to do?

FEED HIM MORE

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>>2550816

>>2550860
It's cool to be edgy

>Tonight
>Tonight
>TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!!!!

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>you flipped over a frikken ambulampse

>>2550850
he's fine with it. he's mad a braun.

>Strowman walks away again

>>2550861
WAKE UP

Maybe someone actually is debuting tonight

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fuck, marry, kill, get rimmed by

>>2550840
omg those eyes are fucking dreamy I think im in love

>>2550742

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

This is fucking embarrassing. How can the WWE pretend for so long that people like Roman even as the crowds cheer when his attacker lists off his injuries?

>Braun getting buried again

Just fuck my ass with a European broadsword, that'll be more fun than this shit

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Bliss

>>2550871

as listed

>>2550864
So, it's just a funny thing to do? Trolling WWE

>>2550742

o fug

awful promo delivery there

>fatal 4 way
>Nobody dies

>>2550860
Cena 06 being retardedly written

How the fuck is Ramen fighting Braun in two weeks if a week ago he just supposedly got ribs broke and multiple fucking injuries?

>>2550734
>this start
IS SHIT ALREADY LADS

>Nia Jax
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS SHE IN THE TITLE PICTURE WHEN SHE CAN'T EVEN BE CARRIED THROUGH A DECENT MATCH

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>>2550742
Holy Shit dude

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>>2550871
fuck steph marry bliss rim asuka kill jay leno

>>2550742
oh shit

>>2550855
>She

>>2550742
Smug fucker

Ah, so here comes Jericho's "injury"

>>2550871
In that exact order

>>2550860
The good guys are usually in the wrong

>>2550879
More or less, like how it's cool to be the bad guy

>>2550882
Just wait till Sasha or Nia botch

>>2550742
Literally ruined the show.

Is Seth really an architect? Why is he called that?

>>2550885
/SMACK/ WINS AGAIN LADS

>>2550871

fuck bayley, kill gookska, get rimmed by Bliss, marry Steph

>>2550875
This. Smack wins this week brother.

>>2550883
Oh ok... I'm starting to understand. All this time, I never really got it.

>>2550871
Fuck Bliss
Marry Steph
Kill Jay Leno
Get rimmed by the gook

Why is he allowed to have a shirt that says kingslayer?

Don't they have any shame?

>>2550879
18+ here pinhead

Braun should interupt every match and destroy everyone

>>2550884
I was hoping they were keeping him off tv for at least two months.

>>2550886
because....she's not like most girls

>>2550860
It's happening on a larger societal scale too. Look at who people voted for for president.

>>2550852
holy shit no way
cap?

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>Well Strowman, THIS is your opponent for tonight!

FEED
ME
MORE

How hard would you mark?

>>2550871
Kill them all, fuck the corpses

>>2550871
Marry fuck kill

Ignoring the gook

>>2550871
Marry Bliss
Fuck Bayley from behind
Kill Steph
Get licked by Asuka

So will Payback be good?

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>>2550742

>>2550871
Nothing needs to be changed

>>2550742
Welp, thanks. I guess I can go to bed.

I paid good money for these seats here. I hope I don't regret this.

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>>2550742

>WWE's script micromanagement ruins another attitude era legend's otherwise stellar charisma

Just end me senpai

>>2550909
Good point

>>2550911
i would not.

>>2550871
fuck Steph, marry bliss, kill bayley, get rimmed by ass-sooka

Cigarettes are racist.

>>2550871
fuck bayley, marry steph (obvious), kill asuka, get rimmed by alexa.

>>2550911
0 dimes

>>2550884
BECAUSE HE IS DA BIG BASED DOG AND HE SUPERMAN AND SHIIIIIIIIET

>>2550742
Jesus

>>2550915
No

>>2550886
Rocks cousin

>>2550908
kek

Goddam cigarettes jumping into black people's mouths and making them smoke. Fucking bullies!

>>2550898

He legit has a degree in architecture.

>>2550860
If anything, audiences hate a shitty face more they ever will a good heel.

>>2550899
Not even tuesday and we already won

>>2550908
SHE IS FAT

>>2550915
>House of Horrors match
>good

It's just Bray going all Clockwork Orange on Randy by subjecting him to the last 18 months of WCW PPVs.

Stop smoking then niggers

>>2550909
Who the fuck was supposed to be the face in that?

We had a straight heel and a stone cold-style tweener.

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>>2550928
>0 dimes
LOL what

Ryback is a certified draw

His match with Punk did record numbers for the modern era

He can also draw crowds of 2000-3000 at indie events where he's headlining (talked about this today on the new conversation with the big guy episode)

Don't be a fuckin mark you feed me moron

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>>2550742
fug

>>2550902
The best faces get over by being organic and being an underdog that struggles to overcome the heels. No one wants to be told who to cheer for so blatantly and be called a troll because you don't like their 'guy'. It will always backfire

>Orton Bray will be main event
wew

>>2550935
I don't smoke cigarettes, but I support people who do, just because of this stupid fucking campaign

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>>2550899
>this

>>2550742
Are you the same guy that said someone is debuting tonight?

>starts with BRAAAAAAAAAUUUNN
>fatal four way to settle up sasha's heel turn
>sef is next
>miz is gettng back the ic and deanetty gets BTFO once again
>jeriGOAT vs FAT joe
Raw wins this week lads

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>>2550750
BTFO

>>2550742
SPOIL MORE STUFF
DONT SPOIL SMACKDOWN

>>2550747
Bayley would be so much more over if she weren't so ugly

>>2550911
Not gonna happen

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>Papa Roach
>2017

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>Papa Roach

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>>2550742

>those cringy Verizon ads

Papa Roach is still around?

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>Miz backstage looking for Dean
>sees Dean head in the direction towards the entrance ramp
>runs into entrance ramp that turns out to be a brick wall
>Dean comes from the shadows and drops a spray can bottle on top of Miz

>Superstar Shake-up is meant to lead to new matches
>Rehash Smackdown storylines

What did they mean by this?

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>>2550742

so, are you like backstage or somethin

>>2550742
>Papa Roach

Didn't know they still make edgy music

>>2550935
The last time I saw a bully in someones mouth it was JBL and Booker T.

>>2550944
Who was who

stream?

>Papa Roach

FAT MUSIC

is Joe even a credible heel at this point?

Joe has the most hype entrance music

Prove me wrong, you cant

ZERO REACTION

>papa roach
what year am i in

>fat wrestler walks down the ramp
>fat music plays

>>2550945
nice meme my friend

*fat music intensifies*

>>2550945
The Ryback is an absolute goon and anything he says on his podcast is a work of fiction.

>>2550970

>phat

HE'S FAT

Do you think Brock will job to Braun and create a monster that can be full time now and around the next 10 years?

>Chris Jerald

>>2550973

Mark Henry

>Literally no reaction to Fatmoa Joe

What went wrong?

Joe's theme is much better when you are there.

>DAT 808

>>2550954
Yall about to see a long ass Bray segment

Brauns competition is Big Show

HAILING FROM DUNKIN DONUTS

Glorious on Raw when?

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>2550871
Stephanie must have her sold her soul to have that ugly of a smile.

DRINK IT IN, MAN.

>>2550976
They might as well just show the Family Guy bit where Stewie had a job of playing the tuba behind fat people as they were walking.

>that pop for JeriGOAT

>Jericho still getting pops in 2017

Fucking GOAT

>>2550973
allways reminds me of godzilla theme

>>2550964
Nah, he probably just reads the internet. You know, at least one website other than 4chan.

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>>2550976

HOW IS JERIGOAT SO OVER LADS

HOW DOES HE DO IT IN EVERY FUCKING ERA??

>>2550979
>t. Joe Cronins boyfriend JD

>no joe chants
Finally killed his hype

>>2550988
HAAHAHA
>RAM

>>2550971
No he looks like a slug who slithered into a pair of boxer shorts, hes not intimidating in any way on a roster with Braun and Lesner.

>>2550990
When new developmental is ready, Roode is a draw for NXT

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>>2550742
Wa

HES FAT

>>2550971
he won his debut match against Roman only because Braun interfered

made him look like a shit monster heel

>>2551001
Guy oozes charisma and personality, and he's never really "The same old Jericho"

>>2551001
Because he's legit one of the best to ever do it.

Just got here what did I miss lads?

>>2550967
Well, Trumps a bad guy because he's uncouth and "says mean words", Hillary ran a "Trump is a Russian puppet" campaign after selling Russia all our uranium rights.

H is like, kayfabe HHH evil.

Is crying Ryan back backstage insider? Who's coming back tonight?

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>>2550742

CAN WE GET JERICHO TO SMACK?

>THE SCARF OF JERICHO

>>2551012
This
He reinvents himself just enough

>>2551001
Charisma

https://discord.gg/X7xHK

>>2551001
he evolves with the times and has character

hes great

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>>2550988

Based Jericho is here?

I thought he was going on tour and only going to make an appearance at Payback?

>>2551001
He's the Ayatollah of RocknRolla maaaaan

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this gonna be good

>>2551003
but joe is the bottom and a coattail rider

>>2551020
Would love this.

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Samoa Joe is a bit shit isn't he

I'm not interested in anything he's done on RAW. I think he had one good match with Zayn and other than that it's been dull as shit. Seth is my favourite guy and I don't give two shits about this feud

>>2551003
>Joe Cronin

literally who

>>2550988
Are you the insider that claimed a big debut is coming tonight or was that bullshit?

>>2550971
He hurt hunter's boy so get used to the mid card and a "good hand" treatment.

>>2551001
Brother Jericho is one of the greatest brothers of all time.

>>2551015
>after selling Russia all our uranium rights

Snopes says that's bullshit senpai

Guys... Is Jericho the best wrestler of all time? He is like reverse Undertaker. Where as Undertaker was able to use the same gimmick mostly unmodified forever, Jericho comes back as a slightly new guy almost every year.

>>2551038
Imo Samoa Joe is slightly more entertaining than Seth

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I want to remind you all that after RAW we will begin a Friday Night Tykes: Steel Country thread

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The shows in Ohio.

You think he's at the show? Im scared for the wrestlers

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>>2551035

>>2551038
the Trips effect :/

>>2551014
Fucking nothing. Strowman is gonna go beat some people up cuz Angle wont give him a match. Also even though Roman Reigns has a dozen injuries he will be wrestling at Payback. Because, you know after he beat the Undertaker Roman Reigns is now a mutant with regenerative powers.

>>2551038
he's so good he doesn't give a fuck about impressing you. That's how good based Joe is.

>>2551040
Sup CRyan! Been doing any $2000 interviews lately?

>>2551050
that is one ugly sambo

>>2551050
Police STILL didn't found him?

>nigger with powers
dropped

>>2551049
This shit better start picking up soon because last week was shit

>>2550840
>>lgbt
Here's the board you're looking for

>>2551049
Ok

If they have Braaaaawn kill another person tonight who should it be?

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>>2551050

>>2551050
holy shit that would be fucked up anon. But that crazy fuck has got to be long gone by now. No way he could stay there with that much nuclear heat.

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>>2551050
LANE

>>2551044
Snopes is run by a cat lady and her cuck husband in California. Treating them like an authority is a joke.

They probably called the info false because it was her husband and not H herself that did it. (ignoring the hypocrisy, which is the issue)

>>2551060
>neville hair
Surreal

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>>2551060

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>>2551050
motherfuck, he's still on the loose?

>>2551069
stop saying Kingslayer

>>2551054
BPBDWTS

>>2551050
Is that Titus O'Neil?

>>2551050
Fucking Heel Chris Dorner.

>>2551055
That's really interesting. He's being a shit sports entertainer on purpose

>>2550871
Steph you don't have to sneer in non-kayfabe photos

Also
>Fuck Bayley
>Marry Bliss
>Kill Asuka
>Get pegged by Stephanie

>>2551050
Have they still not caught that guy?

Seth sounds like a fucking geek on commentary.

>>2551071
>They probably called the info false because it was her husband and not H

BASED HAITCH BURYING USA

>>2551035
I too read /r/squaredcircle

>That Cole bants
Kek, are him and Seth bros? He doesn't make jokes with other guys

>>2551050
Is his face about to fall off?

>>2551035
well thats pretty gay

>having a hard time to roll joe over

>>2551086
Even as a Seth mark I can say he's a bit shit here
He's not adding anything by being there, but that said, when's the last time a face has added anything on commentary
It's always the heels that make it entertaining

>>2551086
Wonder why

Jericho has hit the Lionsault more times in the last month than the previous decade combined.

>>2551083
Exactly. That's his gimmick.

He can't even roll Joe over without Joe helping him

>>2551075
His Phone was last tracked in PA

>>2551083
The same can be said of Roman Reigns. If Haitch ever combines Roman and Joe together it will be the greatest monster heel team nobody gives a fuck about ever.

SUPERIOR LEG STRENGTH

BASED JERICHO OVER AS FUCK

>>2550871
Fuck asuka, marry $teph, kill bayley and get my asshole licked by bliss

>those gay jericho walls
Do the old ones jeridad

>>2551093
I bet you say that to their faces

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>>2551093

>>2551098
Guess I'm worked into being bored as shit.

He really is over, damn

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>Jericho this over

>>2551105
>>2551105
>>2551105
NEW THREAD YA PIN HEADS

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grandpa BTFO

Didn't Joe get super over by being a MMA guy in a wrestling ring? Why doesn't he do that shit anymore?

When was the last timeo Jericho actually tapped anyone either the walls?

NEW
>>2551104
>>2551104
>>2551104

BASED JERIGOAT NEARLY COUNTERING THE COQUINA

someone send this shitter back to tna

KEEP JOE STRONK

>>2551108
I never understand why he doesn't do the Liontamer against the bigger guys for that reason.

>>2551116
>bump reached
Jump ship

That was terrible

>>2551118
Because it'd look stupid as shit now

Why did MITB 2011 do less than 200k buyrates? I thought it was supposed to be a big show?

>>2551095
I mean his voice sounded higher pitched and more nasally than it does when hes cutting promos.

>>2551093
Uhhhh excuse me sweetie but it's 2017, get over yourself. Uggh, like seriously...

>>2550936
No he doesn't he never went to college why do u have some autistic fan fiction

>>2550840
Holy shit. If that's a dude then I might be bi, and I don't mean lingual.

Very very personal

>>2551137
get over these nuts, snowflake. how about that?

B WORD B WORD

>>2551166
Somebody needs to make a compilation of "Payback's a bitch" drops related to the payback PPV.