GOAT

Where's Taker?

>>2546517
Dead

>>2546514
the kid isn't his, kane is a cuck

>>2546514
This was my exact in immediate thought.

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Who /Knox/ here

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>>2546695
Can't run away from your past, Glen.

>>2546695
Kek.

Shop Paul in too.

>>2546695
is Jacobs the canon surname for the Brothers of Destruction?

>>2546749
they have different last names you retard they're only half brothers

>>2546695
Shoop in Katie.

>>2546577
Maryville standing by
sucks that I can't vote for him

>>2546695
Someone should post this on his twitter

>>2546918
A part of me really wishes he'd accept the joke with a smile, a retweet and a comment to the effect of
"Oops, seems like my family photo left a few people out ;-)"

I don't know how Kane usually takes these things, though

>>2546928
the wwe would sue him for using copyrighted pics of taker and paul without permission.

>>2546928
He'd probably have a laugh. Glen is a cool guy from the stories i've heard

>>2546934
Well, aside from that, obviously.

>>2546918
Well Paul is dead, might get the feels

How is he not bald but his sons are?

>>2548355
Male pattern baldness is inherited from the X-Chromosome

>>2548362
Wait...mutants are real?!

>>2546749
I think his kayfabe name was Glenn Jacob Callaway.

>>2548355
>>2548362
>Jacobs has been married to Crystal Maurisa Goins since August 23, 1995, together they have two daughters.
Those are his SILs. Just means his daughters have bad eyes. Also means that unless his grandson somehow inherited his height, skipping a generation, we're unlikely to see Kane 2.0 in our lifetime.

>>2546514
who exactly is the wife and wife's daughter?

>>2546764
Wait, is he actually running for office? I've been reading his articles for a long ass time and love his views (yes i'm a lolberg)

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I can't find any good pictures of when Kane was the Christmas Creature but if you manage to find a good one there's another holiday card to cross off the list

>>2546514
those two women aren't even his biological kids
Kane is the biggest cuck in wrestling

>>2548802
This. Kane has no children. He raised another man's sperm. Two in fact. And his wife isn't even hot.


Kane is a literal cuck and might be the biggest cuck in wrestling. He's also a LOLbertarian so it's even worse.

>>2548802
>>2548810
Well shit. Someone go steal his DNA. We need to research his freakish strength for the betterment of mankind.

Hunter's still a marginally bigger cuck though. Couldn't even get one son in three attempts. Maybe Glenn just doesn't care for sex.

>>2546918
Top fucking Kek