>Nakamura isn't a dra-

This thread sure will go well and won't feature large amounts of shitposting.

>>2546261
Probably won't draw in all realism tho
Youtube views are one thing but you gotta draw that real physical cash like BBD
Nakamura has never been able to draw

>>2546264
Hell, all of /asp is shitposting anymore.

-w

This heat is going to be nothing because

A) Smackdown fucks up anything that gets over (recent examples being ellsworth and slater & rhyno)

>>2546279
How do you "fuck up" Ellsworth? He's a jobber that accidentally got over because he was weird looking, that isn't something that lasts.

Crowds were getting tired of him when they had the prescience to turn him heel and give him a new lease of life.

>>2546279
Nah smarkdown has been really good at pushing people and turning off the gas. Elsworth had a great run but people were starting ti turn on him and he went to the midcarded right on time. Rhyno and slater were a flash in the pan, the only problem was they had no other team to put the belts on

>le dancing man

People will get bored of him in a month

>>2546312
Doubt people will ever tire of singing that song

>>2546261
Fat smarks mashing F5 all day won't sell tickets

>>2546261
Only contrarian shitposters say this

>>2546265
>Youtube views are one thing but you gotta draw that real physical cash like BBD
>in two days will post "BASED BIG DOG DRAWING THE VIEWERS" alongside a video of Braun beating him up

>>2546264
>>2546266
You guys know /asp/ stands for Always Shit Posting, right?

>>2546261
If only youtube views were dimes

>>2546335
We should petition to an Hiro to change the board's name to that.

>>2546444
Don't they monetise those videos?

>>2546444
They literally are. They make money with advertising per view.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVeC9wXZLUc

13 million in 2 weeks

>>2546468

>13 million for guys well known to all WWE fans past and present
>4 million for Japanese guy who spent a year in NXT

:^)

BKOSSWTAS

>>2546265
>Nakamura has never been able to draw

But he's been drawing money since like 2009

Nothing against Nakamura but i wish this meme of Youtube views equating to drawing dimes would end.

>>2546627
It's WWE that's obsessed with "social media" followers and views and is certain it's going to translate to huge bucks.

>>2546627
Have you never heard of ad revenue, retard?

>>2547161
Implying it holds weight or value against Ticket sales, Merchandise, Pay-per View buys and Network Subscriptions.

>>2546279
>A)
>no B)
State of your structure

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>>2546261

>>2547248
It still has monetary value, you tard.

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>>2547340
>Based KOSS reached half of Roman's 10 mill mark in less than 3 weeks
>took Roman over a year, half of which are smelly punjab scum anyway

>>2547358

Here: >>2547340 you go. He can't even outdo the Big Dog in that department.

>>2547340
1 year = 2 weeks apparantly.

>>2547397
>Comparing videos that are less than a month old to ones that are well over a year old
No shit, they have more views. Jesus Christ, you really are stupid.

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>>2547397
>all from over a year ago and after three years of superpushing on RAW

>>2547413
Yes, this person is trying to use a video of Braun beating up Reigns for five minutes as a positive.

>>2547421
beating him up in hilarious ways, no less

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>>2547415

Is there any actual, real, Reigns fanboy on this site? None of the ones that spam are real, they're just trolls looking for reactions.

>>2547432
>Implying that wasn't all Braun

>>2547421
>>2547424
>implying the video would have even a fraction of the views if it was someone other than Roman being attacked
face it, he's working the smarks and drawing the views all at once

>>2547432
Btw was that ambulance tip gimmicked?
It had to be, right? But I couldn't see anything giving it away

>>2547432
>Romarks now trying to steal Braun drawing power
NOT ON MY WATCH FUCKING PAJEETS

>>2547443
Obviously.

>>2547443
You couldn't? Not even the fact that the camera not once showed what was lifting it on the top left corner?

>>2547440
Braun attacking no one would draw? Lel

>>2547437
No.

>>2547451
I noticed the top left of the ambulance was out of frame the entire time, but if you look underneath there are no shadows of anything besides the ambulance so I wasn't sure.

>>2547452
It might y'know...

>>2546261
BKOSSWTAS

>>2547441
it would have been just as entertaining. Braun has a lot of charisma. He should team with Rusev.

>>2548774
>Based BRAWN teaming with Handsome RuRu

We don't deserve something that great.

>>2548774

It would've been just as entertaining but people wouldn't have cared as much.

Its cool that Braun did that, but its amazing that it was done to Roman Reigns.

If Braun did it to some random 205er people wouldn't have reacted the way they did.

>>2548649
Suicide.
Think about it.

>>2546261
>Was watching Takeover at a family gathering
>my nan is already a Nakamura Mark
Even draws pensioners
BASED

Can someone explain to me how there exists a large-standing group of wrestling fans that un-ironically believe that Nakamura vs. Lesnar would be a good match?

Like, what do they expect to happen? Lesnar dumps the slant on his head with an F5 and wins.

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>>2550282
Holy shit 18+

>>2550285
Holy shit that was 10 yeras ago before Lesnar went to UFC.

You weaboos are pathetic

>>2547340
The authroity was the draw

>>2546261
his debut entrance was pretty hype

>>2550291
Irrelevant. People will find it incredibly believable that Nakamura wins against Lesnar when he takes the third knee to the back of the head.

>>2550322
>People

You mean obese weaboos like you?

Nakamura vs Lesnar will look like Orton vs Lesnar at best.
That's just a sad truth but I won't stop you from believing your crappy fantasy booking.

>>2550338
No, I mean people with eyes looking at Lesnar taking his third knee to the back of the head.

>>2550338
Oh, I agree. No way they'll have Nakamura going over. But if they were any good, that's exactly what they'd do. Sure as fuck would be a better idea than squashing him to Goldberg.

>>2550343
But there would be no third knee to the head.
Nakamura would take 10 germans, take F-5 and eat the pin.