wHAT IN THE FUCK

he used to wrestle here a lot in the local circuit. he's nice.

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>lose Hawaiian Harry
>sign Kongo Kong

>>2540072
HE'S A GIANT JIGABOO SPEAR CHUCKER MAGGLE, I LOVE IT!

Watched his debut on YouTube. Holy shit, that's the worst physique I've seen in quite a while.

>>2541978
Yep this nigga makes Kevin Owens look like Finn Balor.

>>2540042
>lanky arms
>landwhale tummy
uh hello?

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>>2540042
That pic makes him look better.

>receding hair line
>terrible posture
>skinny dyel arms
>tits
>huge gut tucked into an even bigger diaper
>skinny dyel legs
>doesn't even have giant calves like most fatasses
>introduced at the end of a shitty mixed tag match
Only TNA could fuck up this much

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>when Rhyno has a better physique than you

>>2542363
>practice butter

>>2542395
>implying Rhino has a bad physique

>>2542363
That may be the most JUST wrestler I have ever seen. How the fuck did he get a job? Is TNA actually that desperate now?

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>>2542363
I really wish his name was Practice Butter

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...Isn't that the whole point of monster heels?

To be disgusting big bad guys?

>>2542363
Umaga looked like shit too, he just wore tights rather than trunks.

>Kongo Kong
Is he related to Awesome Kong?

Nah, that would be too smart for Impact.

>>2543530
Umaga had bigger arms and legs.

Umaga looked legit beast. Kongo Kong looks like an alcoholic carny strongman who let himself go hard..

I used to watch kongo kong down here in iwa. He was booked as hailing from the heart of africa. Dude can put on a killer match and hits a pretty solid moonsault for a guy his size. I actually liked him down here, idk what he's doing in TNA

>>2546160
The headhunters could do good moonsaults, were fatter and still looked in better shape than this dude. Is there any particular Kongo Kong match that might make me change this opinion?

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>>2546300
forgot pic

>i want all wrestlers to look like CAWs

fuck off.

Based Kongo Kong working the smarks.

>>2546798

Working the fucking buffet more like.

>>2546300
I doubt it

>>2546300
probably not desu. Like i said, i watched him live and it was pretty cool seeing him move that way inside of a bingo hall in southern indiana but i can't justify him being on tv

>>2542363
feel bad for Kevin Matthews for having to carry this goofball now

I met him at an AAW show, cool dude, just shit physique.

>>2543365
Yes, this board is retarded

>i want every wrestler to look like finn balor and have close ups of hos crotch every entrance
The amount of closet homos on this board is crazy

Only TNA would be so desperate for old WWE wrestlers that they bring viscera back from the dead and give him a shitty new gimmick

>>2548675
Awful joke, never post again

>>2548675
Great joke, post as much as you like.

I've seen him in iwa mid south, he has potential to be a good monster heel.

>>2549967
Awful attempt at memeing, benoit yourself

>>2545481
>>2543620
>>2543530
Umaga had a thicc ass tho

>>2543365
t. Wahoo McDaniel

>>2550083
He's my dad's favorite wrestler to this day.