How can one man be so based?

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>>2537054
I wish I knew, anon, I wish knew.

>>2537091
>>2537054
GOAT

>>2537054
who?

>>2538964
good post mate

>>2539042
kek

Should be the one to defeat Neville if he ever gets signed by WWE.

>>2539123
PentaGOD isn't a Cruiserweight

>>2539149
>Billed at 207
Cut a few pounds, or fudge the numbers, he's in.

>>2539171
But if he cuts weight he'll just replace his chub with muscle.

>>2539123
WWE would ruin him

>>2539123
>Pentagon in WWE
one, muh dic
two, not gonna happen
three, this >>2539203

>>2539123
His whole shtick is being cruel and violent, you can't do that in WWE.

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>>2539203
>PG version of Pentagon
It would simply not work, especially with match types that happen in WWE. He could not shine at all and be forgotten quickly, also because WWE literally gives no shit about luchadores outside of their token midget underdog.

the goat

>>2539219
>>2539225
Also they would insist he only do English promos even though his Spanish promos sound cool as hell and doing backstage ones with subtitles is easy.

>>2539247
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure Pentagon doesn't speak English that well also.

If anything, they should go after King Cuerno. 2nd generation, actually speaks english, and is great in the ring.

>>2539256
Cuerno would make everyone else's suicide dives look pathetic.

>5'9
>195 lbs
> vanilla midget
> stupid name
> copies moves from tanahashi and kevin owens
>does the canadian destroyer
>has to wear shirt because fat
>has to wear mask because hes probably ugly

>>2539247
They should turn him in La Parka 3.0

>>2539265
Tozawa has a pretty solid one but yes, Cuerno has probably the best suicide dive in wrestling right now.

>>2539698
>being this jealous

>>2539256
>>2539265
>>2539765
Cuerno is the only LU guy I could see being successful in, not sure why they haven't gone after him yet.

>>2540484
They did, WWE offered him a spot in the CWC and AAA buried the fuck out of him for it

>>2540502
CWC hardly counts

>>2541317
>Trying so hard to be this edgy

>>2539726
How could one man be so based

>>2541285
They signed like half the CWC guys, he definitely would've gotten a deal.

>>2540502
I'm pretty sure Cuerno was going to join the CWC but he got injuried, which is also why he's so far nowhere to be seen in S3 of LU.

>>2541328
which drone mod deleted my fucking comment huh?

>>2539123
Imagine a brutal stable with Joe, Owens and PentaGOAT...but yeah WWE would ruin him.

>>2541959
BURIED by GOAT Mods

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>>2542101
>Owens and PentaGOAT

>>2541959
BBMWTFAS

>>2541933
But he would've been a cruiserweight. I don't consider that successful.

>>2542101
If they did that they'd ruin him. Pentagon gets over in a way I haven't seen since Austin retired. Putting him in a stable wouldn't be good.

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>>2537054
He is based and I think Lucha Underground is for marks. I told my brother to watch Ultima Lucha and as I'm explaining to him the storylines I felt so wrapped up in them that I had to step back because I was legit excited about wrestling.

Wrestling is for crazy over the top soap opera shit and should stay that way.

>>2544807
Pentagon is unironically so fucking over he could break an arm of an infant and people would still cheer CERO MIEDO. He has incredible presence, great catchphrase and uses brutal moves. What's there not to like about him, fuck

>>2546099
Yeah people walked in when I was watching UL1 and they started out saying it was dumb and by the end of even his trash match with Vampiro they were legitimately asking if he broke his arm for real. His arm spot isn't even that real looking but thats just how cool he is

>>2544795
I'd rather be a top guy on 205 Live than your average RAW midcarder

>>2546170
Also who was that announcer that replaced him for Ultima Lucha? He did his job good and got me hyped when Vampiro hit Pentagon with the light tubes

>The big kabosh
>THE BIG KABOSH!

>>2546211
Michael Schiavello. He was pretty damn good and I enjoyed him on commentary. Still, Vamp sperging out will be my favourite thing in LU when it comes to that.

>>2546216
I like how Vampiro flip flops on the mic. First he hates a person because they're too flashy and the next moment he loves them because they kicked their opponents head off.

>>2546232
It pretty much fits his character and I love it. At least he has some personality outside of just being a commentator.

I hate how JBL suddenly calls some heelish stuff wrestlers do bad or inhumane or other things while he did the same.