Mia Malkova is portraying Shawn Michaels in a porn parody of

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>>2536045

>>2536045
Absolutely shameful that Johnny fuckin Castle of all people is playing Vince.

>>2536057
>he knows the names of the male performers
gay

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>>2536045
>girl portraying Bert Hurt is named Romi Rain
will she go over?

>>2536045
brazzers cashing in on the autistic wwebabby demographic

I think it's funny they promoted this on Bring it to the Table.

I wonder if Bret will cry about this

>>2536072
There are dozens of Canadian pornstars and they get a broad from Boston to play Bret?

>>2536076
wait what? The wrestlemania thing?

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>the pornstar name is ROMI RAIN

BASED BIG BITCH WORKING BRETKEK

>>2536098
I think it was on the episode prior to mania.

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>dropped from TNA
>dumped into nxmeme on return
>given the theme that charisma-hole manlet Roderick Strong rejected
>they put MIDI bagpipes over it

How much of a joke will his run be?

>>2536089
>There are dozens of Canadian pornstars
??
I'm Canadian and I can't even think of one

>>2536110
I don't get it

>>2536045
their parody belt doesn't look half bad

>>2536131
Just off the top of my head I can immediately think of Capri Cavanni and Amy Anderssen.

>>2536045
Whose the Jeanetty?

>>2536143
I was about to say that. Good design.

>>2536131
Oh, I just remembered that girl from Quebec who did solo stuff in the mid 2000s

>When the parody belt looks more like a Championship than WWE's

>>2536059
Just how insecure are you?

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Is wrestling the new super hero porn parody? What other storyline would you like to see?

>>2536059
>not knowing the names of male pornstars
Considering they use the same name in every video, plus some websites actually list the names of the male pornstar in the scene, then not knowing their names may be a sign of actual brain damage. I'm sorry anon.

>>2536045

For the 20th anniversary I presume?

>>2536253
Women's revolution.
Think about it. Portrays the whole thing through the porn lens, exposing it as them just fucking their way to "legitimacy"

>>2536253
Lesbian Shield triple threat
>>2536274
I would want to see this just for the numale butthurt

>>2536279
Lesbian Shield Seth betrayal. Takes a bigass dildo to the back of Roman and just violently penetrates Deanetty

I can't believe the Montreal Screwjob was big enough for some porn company to consider doing a porn parody of it

WWE didn't even get mainstream again with the Attitude Era yet when this happened

>>2536324
But it's mainstream bow and the name Screwjob means it writes itself.

>>2536300
They could probably get the real Deanetty for that

>>2536300
I'd watch this

>>2536253
Triple H v Booker T

whos playing sunny?

>>2536324
bret hart birthed the attitude era by then dummy

Bret screwed Bret masturbation segment

>>2536658
>bret hart birthed the attitude era by then dummy
Yes, but WWF wasn't fully embraced as part of mainstream pop culture until 1998........dummy

>>2536253
femdom video series with female JBL bullying

>>2536253
Stone Cold fucks Booker T in the super market but Booker is a thick ebony chick

Malkova has butt implants doesnt she

>>2537207
I wouldn't doubt it. But as long as I can't see the implant scars I'll still fap. I remember watching a video of Lisa Ann and I could see the scars for her butt implants and got instantly soft.

>>2537207
Are ass implants really a thing now?

>>2536059
almost as gay as posting on /asp/

>>2537207
no, she's natural

>>2536131
Cameron Canada

>>2536131
Anastasia
Eva Winters
Casey Lay

>>2536057
why?

When the fuck is this coming out? I've been checking for weeks.

>>2537207
Hard to tell. I'd bet on yes though. The shape of her cheeks seem unnatural to me. But I wouldn't be that shocked if it is real.

>>2536098
"Romi Rain" sounds like BBD.

When is this fucking coming out fuck faces

>>2536399
Seth already did gay porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzWKovXmHoQ

>>2537221
That's not how you spell SAWFT

>>2536045
if they don't reenact the part with bret spitting on vince with the actress playing Bret spitting some of the guys cum back at vince I will be dissapoint

>>2536675
Underrated post

>>2537277
>>2537283
Litterally who

release date?

I smell a WWE lawsuit coming out of this

>>2537275
>believing anything a porn slut says

>>2538467
i smell a redditor that doesn't know what he's talking about

you can't sue over parody

>>2538480
All women are liars.

R E L E A S E D A T E W H E N

>>2538467
Unlikely. As long as it's clear that it's a parody you basically can't sue over it, hence why the industry can parody big budget movies regularly, all they really have to do is add "A Porn Parody" to the title (don't even have to come up with a pornographic twist to the title) and they're in the clear.

>>2536253
Katie Vick

I will watch this, with tears in my eyes

>>2537288
Gives a poor effort in most of his scenes, subpar dick, shit actor, pops up wayyy too much

>>2538986
seek sunlight

Putting the screw in screwjob

>>2539049
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