House Of Horrors

>>2535402
probably more animated ring graphics

>>2535402
>What the fuck is it even gonna involve?
Smoke machines and haunted house props from a travelling gypsy carnival.

>>2535402
>Smack
Could be fun akin to when Randy committed arson in the woods
>Raw
I lose hope and interest

They have to wrestle while going through a Haunted Fun House outside the arena (aka backstage) and then eventually finish back into the ring

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>Bray is gonna lose again
>in a match type he designed specifically
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

OH IM BRAY WYATT

IM SCARY

I LOSE EVERY IMPORTANT SINGLES MATCH IM IN

BUT IM SCARY

TAKE ME SERIOUSLY AS A THREAT

BECAUSE

IM SCARY

>>2535422
>snoreton/neckbeard rivalry was anything other than complete cringe
kill yourself right this instant

>>2535402
It'll be a regular match, but every screen in the arena will play their Wrestlemania match on loop. It'll be projected onto the ring, as well.

>>2535432
>an obese nothing should ever be allowed to win

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>>2535444
>he can't enjoy fun
More for me then

If Bray does not win there is no recovering. He is already in a deep hole.If he can't win in a spoopy house match his credit is completely gone, or whatever is left of it.

>>2535402
It's going to be like Deanetty's Asylum Match, but even lamer.

>>2535463
Why would you say that about yourself, /asp/?

>inb4 you pretend to be /fit/

I'm expecting a HIAC with a bunch of spooky shit in it. Casket full of worms or maggots, baseball bat wrapped in roaches, bowl of eyeballs/hardboiled eggs, plastic spiders.

>>2535402
It's probably just going to be a cage match with spooky props like a hatchet and a chainsaw that will barely get used. I'm personally hoping that they're actually fighting in a shitty carnival haunted house with ghosts and some dude dressed as Frankenstein's monster popping out at Randy.

>>2535402
the only interest going in this match is how will Raw screw Smackdown out of the WWE championship

>>2535604
>Frankenstein's monster jumps out
>gets RKO'd

>>2535402
hopefully its a just a cage match with a bunch of weapons strung up all along the sides

>>2535420
That would be some hilarious kino shit but since Randy goes over anyway I don't even care

>>2535402
It sounds like something you'd see on 2000 Thunder.

>>2535402

>House of Horrors for Orton
>they just bring back his commanding officer from the Marines and he has to obey his orders

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>Bray uses some cockroaches n shit to pick up a surprise victory and takes the title to RAM
>Smack left with just the US title
>a bit of storyline back and forth between RAM and Smack management
>eventually Triple M (Mister Mac-Man) reappears
>says unfortunately for Smack it's perfectly legit, because only the superstars are bound to the shows, no one said the belts were bound
>though Brock is still Galactic champ and is frequently mentioned, he's still away. WWE belt becomes the de facto main title on RAM. commentators still brag about how RAM has both titles and Team Red is the flagship show of the WWE
>though their brand is seemingly diminished, Smack lads keep their heads down and fight for the US title as their top prize for a couple of months
>eventually Shane decides enough is enough
>revives the World Heavyweight Championship
>holds tournament to decide the winner, with the finals on a PPV
>surprise entrant and the winner is...
>Bork Laser
>on the next Smack after the PPV, Heyman is in the ring, red carpet, holding a presentation ceremony for the belt
>Shane and DB are standing there too, but sheepishly in the corner like cucks
>Bork comes out, Galactic belt around his waist
>Heyman presents the historic belt to him
>he stares at it autistically for moments
>finally takes it into his hand
>holds it up, still staring at it with typical cauliflower pea brain autism
>eventually his signature wry-autist smile appears on his face
>undoes the Galactic belt from his waist, holds it in the other hand
>asseses both
>drops the Galactic belt in a trash can conveniently at his feet
>walks out with the classic WCW/world heavyweight belt over his shoulder as his music plays
>Galactic belt never spoken of again
>first defense is at Summerslam vs Orton... in a first blood match

How hard would you mark?

>>2535719
That's actually a great idea. It'd be funny as hell.

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>>2535402
Thumbtacks.

>>2535555
>quads wasted on flaccid projection

is /asp/ the WOAT board

>>2535995
>muh projector
Fatty seethin kek

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>>2535402
>Randy on another long title reign on Smackdown
>AJ and KO feuding for the US title
>Not one other reputable contender for the title
>inb4 zaynetty
>mfw they build up shitwater drinking Jinder as a main eventer to Randy
>THE STATE OF THE WWE TITLE SCENE

ITS FUCKING 2011 AGAIN BROS, WE'RE LOSING TO RAW BY THE SECOND IT WAS A GOOD RUN

>>2536007
oops, i made ya mad

Reminder that they wasted the rumble on this feud.

>>2535635
>neckbolts go flying
>cut to the bride of frankenstein crying in the front row

Dude they don't even know what it's gonna be.

Nobody cares cause we all know Bray is losing. THey don't even know what "House of Horrors" means and the match is like two weeks away. It's gonna be a disaster.

>>2535402
why would they have a house of horrors match outside of october?

>>2536240
Springoween

>>2536039
They've been building up this feud since August last year I think just to end it like this. What a waste.

And what was the purpose of the roaches and worms in Wrestlemenia? I still don't get it. Like, Wyatt still lost a pretty quick match to 1 fucking RKO outta nowhere.

How to write a Bray Wyatt promo:
>DEAH
>Go to atheist blogs on Reddit
>Take every +5 syllable word you find
>add "son" in there for extra southern twang
>make sure that after 3 or 4 words, their is an awkward silence
>laugh for no reason
>do Jesus pose
>"FOLLOW. THE BUZZAAAAAAARRRD"
>DEAH

>>2536264
>not ending every sentence with ''mang'' like you're Scarface

Now that I think about it, Bray is a pretty shitty cult leader since Erick Rowan is the only follower he's got left in his family, and it's just a matter of time before Gingerbeard betrays him or goes solo.

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>>2535402
Bray calls upon The Boogeyman, Gangrel, The Zombie, The Yeti, Michael Myers, and Leatherface to bury Orton alive.

>>2536284
Well...that would be pretty cool.

Or he just has his dad audit Orton

Honestly I'm excited to watch this in person. It's either going to be good (unlikely) or a train wreck and I'm going to love it

>>2535863
>>says unfortunately for Smack it's perfectly legit, because only the superstars are bound to the shows, no one said the belts were bound
The US Belt is bound to SmackDown. Whoever wins at Payback between Owens and Jericho goes to SmackDown with the title.

So, uh, sorry dude.

>>2536281
>the leader was the Jannetty

>>2535719

Kek

>>2535402
My best guess is another take on the Asylum Match, but better.

>>2535444

Imagine being this fucking tasteless

>>2535555
cringe

>>2536281
Pretty sure that Big Red's stating on /smack/

is this the main event of payback

>>2535402
This sounds like TNA shit, did WWMEME rehire Russo?

Randys gonna put a pumpkin on Brays head and do a tornado ddt. Screencap this.