What's his gimmick?

Midlife crisis

Insecure teenager.

HE ISUH. THE GAMEUH.

The cereal assassin

>>2535379
literally this. But it's a shoot.

He believes his gimmick is actually badass antihero that crowds cannot help themselves but idolise. Like heel Hogan.

No really - he thinks that.

Reddit cuck

Dad who tries to be cool

>>2535378
This

>>2535377
groin injury

>>2535640
Fuck off landis

>>2535377
He has a character not a gimmick, there's a difference. That's like asking "What's Jericho's gimmick".

>>2535377
HE'S FAT

Hitting ratings with a sledgehammer

the game

>>2535782
Nah, he's right. Landis or not he's right about HHH.

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>>2535782
Landis says that Haitch is playing a character who is delusional so he's wrong.

Haitch is delusional in a shoot. He thinks he's a badass and craves the crowds attention (i.e. doing face DX stuff when feuding with Roman)

Look at this entrance - literally getting more police than goldberg then riding out in his leather jacket because he's "the badass king of kings"

>>2535800
Not fat. Just bloated due to all the years of roids he has been taking.

>>2535831
>Tries to be badass
>Comes out in on a fucking tricycle.

I eye laffed

>>2535837
he probably went natty while trying to have kids.

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>>2535640
>antihero that crowds cannot help themselves but idolise

When I was kid I wanted to be like HHH. He was a boss, was jacked, had beautiful hair and was fucking pic related in her prime. Hell I still want to like HHH, he still works obese neet smarks to this day.

>>2535872
Hey hunter, how are you liking /asp/?

>>2535872
T. Paul Levesque III

>>2535872
Hello, Paul.

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>>2535878
>>2535891
>>2535894
Hey Bretcuck, like what you see?

>>2535831
>booking yourself as the literal terminator

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>>2535907
Not Bretcuck, but Bret did fine for himself. Not like he had to marry in or carry Nash's bags to get a push either.

Him on the motorcycle was the funniest thing.

Like a kid sitting on his tricycle going "VROOM VROOM" and thinking he looks like the coolest shit

>>2535956
Most of Bret's family is dead thanks to the company Haitch will soon own. Get fucked, canacuck.

>>2535377
life with roids

y even live