Reunited Edition
Highlights/Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DacaVmXioEg
Rebecca Knox vs Allison Danger, Pure Wrestling Rules: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x574gds_shimmer-6-rebecca-knox-vs-allison-danger_sport
In-Depth Interview with Lillian Garcia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO_0dnhw1Nc
Becky gets her wife back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_grSUrefGE
Previous Thread: >>2506461
>>2532020
First for obligatory pits
Glad /ourgirl/ got /hergirl/ back
It was adorable how Becky couldn't hide her giddiness when Charlotte's music hit last night
>>2532059
Do girls' beef work like magnets? Girls with no beef are attracted to girls with a lot of beef? This is my theory for Sasha and Charlotte's relationship.
>>2532176
I meant Becky lol
>>2532178
No worries. Charlotte and Sasha have most likely fucked a few times anyway. Becky and Sasha probably had a romp or 2 in NXT when they were both at their absolute hottest as well
>>2532176
Feel like this is something we need to research further
Becky looked smoking hot on Smackdown, god damn.
>>2532228
That throws a wrench in my beef magnet theory. Unless you think Sasha has more beef than one would imagine.
>>2532288
NXT was a time where all the women were young and experimenting. Sasha and Becky were most likely discovering how much beef the other one had.
Neither had any considerable beef, but decided to just have sex anyway because they were already 90% of the way there.
>>2532288
I don't think we have good intel on her beef
>>2532316
Doesn't seem to be much beef, but it's hard to tell
>>2532157
shes so cute
>>2532359
<3 Didn't even try to hide it or pretend she wasn't happy that she had more competition
>>2532359
who wore it best?
>>2532366
well in character Becky loves competition, and Charlottes the best, so it works.
But yeah, she was bouncing around like she couldnt contain herself for that whole segment. She was like a little puppy waiting for its owner to sit down and give it attention after being gone all day.
>>2532396
Hey, can't blame a girl for reacting that way when she knows her wife will be there to eat her ass after the show
>>2532307
>Becky and Sasha conducting beef experiments on each other in NXT
>>2532356
There could be beef in there. Black girls tend to have a tad more beef than white girls of similar builds.
>Beef scince
/bex/ is best thread
>>2532659
wayyyyyy too much makeup
best girls
>>2532801
Daily reminder, they were named after a porn website.
Friendly reminder, the divashit won worst feud of the year 2015.
Women's wrestling will never recover.
>>2532799
>Beef magnets
>>2533008
Yes, probably at this very moment and it's very clear that sasha and becky have twice but found out that their beef wasn't compatible
Jeez, keep up.
>>2533008
god i hope
>>2533055
>Not knowing about beef magnetism
>>2532157
Cornette had a heart attack somewhere
>>2532359
This segment was weird
>>2532359
>exposing the business
Damn it. Hide your lady boner for five minutes
>>2532716
Don't be gay
>>2532799
Becky's finisher should be a helluva chin.
>>2533232
someone realized they could make a joke about Tamina in that segment so they just went with it
>>2533055
>Becky and Sasha testing beef compatibility
MUH
>>2532359
wait wtf where is the mole
>>2533055
so wait is there beef polarity then
>>2533788
Yes.
Is it fair to assume that Bayley has beef since Sasha doesn't?
>>2533836
It's not that sasha doesn't, it's that she probably doesn't have enough to make up for Becky's lack of beef
Since there seems to be a bit of confusion, let me try and explain beef compatibility between 2 women.
We'll first assign numbers to levels of beef.
0.5 is no beef
1.0 is average beef
1.5 is beef brisket
The goal in any loving relationship between 2 women is to get as close to a 1.0 beef average as possible. This means two women with average beef are compatible or two women on opposite sides of the beef spectrum are also compatible. 2 women with beef brisket, 2 women with no beef, a woman with no beef and average beef and a woman with average beef and beef brisket are not compatible because their average is not 1.0 or close to it.
Becky, whom we know to have little to no beef is at a 0.5. Sasha is a bit more of a mystery, but from all research, she has average beef of 1.0 at best. Sasha and Becky don't have the correct beef value to be in a loving relationship. This does not mean that they can't have sex and enjoy it, which they have clearly done. It simply means Sasha and Becky would struggle to have a loving relationship
Charles however, seems to have a maximum beef value of 1.5. When paired with Becky's lack of beef at 0.5, their average beef level approaches or achieves a perfect 1.0. This is why Becky and Charles have a loving relationship with each other. They are beef compatible.
I hope I have made things clearer for those who still had questions
>>2534080
O I c
>>2534080
>>2534080
the math adds up
>>2534080
I appreciate this level of autism. Normally I can't handle the cringe, but at least this time I learned something
>>2534080
>beckyfags
>>2534080
Eh okay I guess.
>>2534080
So, are we to believe Sasha and Bayley both have average beef?
It would make sense
>>2534080
Can we get some estimates on other divas' beef? What about Carmella, Alexa, Nia, etc.
>>2534141
If I had to make an educated guess:
Carmella - 0.75
Alexa - 1.0
Nia - 1.25
>>2534080
I'm glad there are real scientists on /asp/, I was nervous it was only autists. So would Mickie and Becky be compatible, as we know James is fairly beefy.
>>2534080
Why 0.5 and 1.5? Wouldn't a 0.0 to 2.0 scale be more efficient?
>>2534205
whatever numbers float your boat m8, as long as the average is still 1.0
why the fuck is this thread going so fast lately
the fucking last /bex/ only lasted like 3 days what is going on ffs
>>2534267
Mania sped things up, and the last one had a lot more discussion than usual because of the Shakeup business.
>>2534267
Becky is going over
>>2534267
People won't shut up about "beef"
>>2534365
Pitfags have been on top in this thread for two long, beefbois are coming to climb the mountain and become /bex/ fetish champions
>>2534416
Implying thighfags aren't going over
>>2534420
This sunday at Bexlash
>Thighfags vs. Footfags for the number one contendership
>Pitfags vs Beeffags in a no holds barred match for the /bex/ fetish championship
>>2534434
Footfags are jobbers
>>2534205
The systems still in its infancy, alterations will probably be made
>>2534485
Don't sleep on beeffags. This thread should be proof that they're a smart bunch. Probably submission specialists or something like that.
Doesn't /bex/ usually have more pictures of becky?
>>2534686
I'm not sleeping on beeffags at all. I'm just saying when it comes to Becky, beeffags have no chance. If this were the Charlotte thread, beeffags would be the equivalent of Taker at mania before Brock ended the streak
>>2534080
>come to /bex/ for thighs and pits
>leave with a lesson in beef
What a time to be alive
>>2534701
Is lack of beef not a form of beef fetish?
>beef
>>2534693
Becky and co can only post so much pictures.
>>2534707
It would be like a footfag jerking it to women with sneakers on
>>2534693
it does, but the beef discussion has made this thread go faster than usual.
I'll compensate a bit
>>2534748
>>2534754
>>2534758
>>2534763
>>2534765
>>2534769
>>2534772
>>2534080
This formula leaves me to believe that Based Peypey has no beef, given her relationship with Big Beef Billie.
>>2534950
It would definitely make sense
>>2534772
Best post-NXT picture of Becky
>>2534950
Based Triple B winning NXT Womens championship when?
/bex/ is a based thread
>>2534152
Alexa and Nia seem pretty loving, so I think you may be a bit off here. I'm gonna be brazen and bet that Alexa is a 1.3, and Nia is a .7.
BECKY BURYING THE PISS OUT OF KEKVIN NASH
BASED BEX SHOOTIN' FROM THE DAMN HIP
>>2535841
>>2535857
It's like she just fucking KNOWS.
What's the over/under on Becky actually lurking /asp/?
>>2535860
Who do you think has been beefposting?
>>2535860
I doubt she knows what 4chan is desu, she doesnt seem to spend a lot of time on the internet
>>2535812
Eh, I don't get the same vibes from them that I get from Based Team Iconic or Charlynch. I say Bliss is a 1.1 and Nias a 2.6
>>2535860
Less than 0 chance she lurks /asp/
I doubt she even knows about her pits. She seems like the type that would be embarassed by all the attention to her pits and start covering them up
>>2536048
what is this pit meme
>>2536069
You must be new here
>>2536095
no jc, i dont pay attn to womin shit
>>2536126
Welp, Becky has 10/10 pits and has no problem showing them as much as possible. Some people like smooth pits, so naturally, Becky is quite popular with them
>>2532359
>tfw nothing will ever be more pure than the love between two women
>>2536040
Because she's big? Big girls arent necessarily all beefy
>>2536145
>ywn lez out with Becky and Charlotte
>>2536142
ah i get it, and she flaunts them often.
gotcha, meme on
>>2536040
That would be a 1.8 average, no way that would be close to right
>>2536179
It's a combination of flaunting them often and the fact that they are nicer than the average pit. She's a pitslut that isn't even aware that she's a pitslut. A truly rare breed
>>2536197
Shame about the lack of beef
>>2536192
>>2536192
Look i'll freely admit that I'm not an expert in the field of beef science yet but I don't get the same loving, sexual relationship type vibe from them as I do from others with perfect beef scores. A good, solid friendship? Sure. I could be absolutley wrong here but I just don't see the numbers lining up to be compatible
>>2536214
Charlie's makes up for it. That's why they're perfect for each other
>>2532359
qt ptootie
>>2536232
This picture actually makes Becky's tits look nice
>>2536226
They arent Iconic or Charlynch, who are as close to perfect beef magnets as can be, but I imagine theyre in the .8-1.2 range. "very friendly"
>>2534777
Fucking yum. Why can't she stop eating so much and always look like this
>>2535860
>capable of functioning in society
Zero
Is based Asuka working for /asp/?
>>2536875
>all the thigh action when these two wrestle
>>2536875
I imagine asuka is somewhat beefy
>>2536886
Looks like a 1.41
>>2536886
Would suck
>>2536232
Heel team when
So would Becky fall in love with Billie Kay? Or Charlotte with Peypey?
>>2536911
I think as soon as you find your beef partner you are locked in with them forever. There's no way for Based Iconic or Charlynch to break apart and form new connections.
If Billie and Becky had met first it would have happened, but not now they already have partners.
>>2536998
Thats really romantic brother
>>2536998
This is true. I think Sasha became a bit cold towards Becky when they found out they weren't beef compatible. Yes, Sasha has Bayley, but you can tell she'd probably rather be beefin it up with Becky.
Sasha is also probably resentful towards Becky because she found her perfect match. Becky is her first true love that beefed away
>>2536145
So true.
>>2537555
It's her clit
>>2536886
HFY
>>2537594
That's hot
>>2537555
>Sasha looked much bettter in NXT
Her and Becky both
>>2534080
So based on these beef ratios, who else would Becky even be compatible with?
Mickie has a lot of beef. What do you think about Natalya? What about ALEESHA FAAAUUUUUX?
>>2538500
The thing is, we believe that once you find the perfect beef partner, you lock in. Becky and Charlotte are not just compatible, they hit the golden ratio, making them inseperable.
Mickie is a solid 1.35
Natalya probably a 1.2
Alicia might be like a 0.875
this thread is cancer
beefposting isnt funny
bexbro you fucked up letting the thread come to this. shame on you.
>>2538680
BLWG would've never never let this happen
I am very butthurt about people posting on /asp/
>>2538680
I mean, what do you want me to do here? Its not like I can regulate what gets posted or anything.
>>2538741
it's your general have some fucking semblance of control here
>>2538741
sluts! lewd sluts!
>>2538744
I dont wanna be a killjoy though, people are having fun. And besides, me telling everyone to cut it out would probably increase the beef posting.
I understand your complaint, things have kinda gone off the rails. But this has only been a thing for like a day, its not like its a prolonged issue yet imo.
>>2538741
It's like Charlotte realized they were in front of a live audience, not behind closed doors and quickly moved her hand away
>>2538826
As much as contrived /asp/ meta anti-joke memes irritate me, I'm actually really enjoying people beefposting. It's obviously dominating this thread, but I bet by the next one it'll sort itself out.
>>2538826
handle your thread you bitch
>>2538879
He's not a mod, what do you want him to do?
>>2538873
Yeah, people will get bored with it and move onto something else soon enough, as is the natural life cycle of all memes. Trying to force it out would just make it grow imo.
>>2538959
Eh, I personally think the beef stuff is hilarious, but I think it will get old if it drags on for a while
>>2539397
>/asp/
>not beating every meme to death
>>2538879
>He doesn't like organic beef
>>2538738
Oh shit nigga you got me I was the reply... Back to playing vidya
>>2539397
yeah, that.
Anyway, back to bex
>>2539664
Who's the hotty?
>>2539664
Who's that on the right? I need to know for reasons
>>2540112
no idea, just some random crossfit lad
>>2540521
Are they beef compatible?
>>2540623
.7 is below average, but existent
>>2540521
post-workout Becky is a thing of beauty
>>2540972
truth
>>2540972
Well, it helps that she doesn't mind working up a good sweat.
>>2534080
If this means jerking off to these two going full lesbian on each other will be all the more pleasurable, then fine.
>>2541325
Yum
>>2541558
Said activity will be much more pleasurable for them because they're beef compatible
https://www.instagram.com/p/BS5-7Sejrvg/
>>2542285
Based
>>2542285
F E E T
E
E
T
>>2542285
>Becky will never clean and jerk you
>>2541568
>!
Look who's talking
>>2542425
PURPLE NIPS
N
I
P
S
>>2542438
>>2542438
Why live
>>2542285
THIGHS
H
I
G
H
S
>>2542285
B E E F
E
E
F
>>2542285
>that stumpy legged manlet in the back.
>>2542285
Mhmmm Bex jiggle
>>2543019
BTFO
>>2532020
What is she eating here?
>>2543636
beef jerky
So what is Steph's beef number?
>>2544261
between 1 and 1.25
>>2541325
I want her to bash my head in with her shoulder, Jesus Christ.
bex bro has never had sex
>>2544665
Iktfb
>>2541325
God tier
>>2544944
He hasn't found a beef compatibility partner yet
>>2545300
cringe
unfunny
>>2545328
It was a little funny
>>2545328
>SEETHIGN
>>2545853
That genetic failure looks like AJ in the thumbnail
>>2545853
That was nice of her.
>>2546329
It really was. I'd have driven away as quickly as possible
>>2545853
Poor Becky.
>>2545853
Pretty exploitable picture.
>>2546838
>>2546838
..this picture isn't funny though
what is with you faggot redditors
just pasting garbage on top of 9/11 =/= humor
Becky must be going with the Glasses look now
>>2547949
What's the thing on the left ?
>>2547959
a woman who life hasnt been kind to
>>2547983
Why did this dude die his hair orange?
>>2547984
Rude.
>>2545853
Becky really looks like a man here
>>2547959
A large thumb with a face on it
Charlie joins the Smackdown crew tonight on the road, happy day for our girl
>>2549143
And a sad one for Cuckhand
>>2549156
If he decides to be sad about Becky and Charlotte instead of trying to join in on the fun, then he truly lives up to the name Cuckhand
>>2549172
He would throw off all beef compatibility though, he shouldn't ruin what they have.
>>2550219
>becky will never squat over you and drop a hot spicy log on your face
>>2541325
Hmmnnnnnnnnnnnngggg
Bexbro, if the next general isn't the "beef compatibility edition", I'm going to be very disappointed in you
>>2550248
Lasting more than one general pushes it into forced meme territory
>>2550250
This tbqh, I think we've exhausted the topic. There are 2 sets of definitive beef sisters, every other woman skews towards a smaller beef number, what else is there?
>>2550299
Oh definitely. I don't have a problem with it as a whole, it's just that in terms of /Bex/ idk where else we can go with it.
The science is out there, let it live on throughout /asp/
>>2550248
I'll take it under advisement but i dunno, that'd verge on overkill. I dont think we've ever had a pit edition, for example.
>>2550458
sweat disgusting
>>2550458
Remember when BLWG ran /bex/ and we didn't wait days for a new thread
>that was over half a year ago
>>2550458
>never had a pit edition
Get you shit together, m8
>>2550493
>Beefbois and Pitfags will be the greatest rivalry in /asp/ history
>>2532020
So bex is totally bald "down there" right?
>>2550499
Nah, i think pitfags vs footfags is a bigger rivalry. Beefbois seem to get along with everyone as long as beef is involved.
>>2550504
I would be shocked if she wasn't
>>2550504
Not just bald, perfectly waxed and smooth
>>2550482
I make a new thread whenever the bump limits reached, I dunno what youre talking about.
>>2550523
are there even many footfags on asp anymore? They rarely wander in here at all
>>2550504
maybe a landing strip. most likely bald.
With the kinds of shorts she wears, it's probably safer to be groomed just in case a slip occurs
>>2550523
How is Emma's beef?
>>2550591
I'd imagine right around a 1.0 give or take .1
>>2550591
1.2 I'd imagine
>>2550504
Completely hairless and her asshole is bleached
>>2550474
Sweaty bex is best bex
>>2550458
Hnnnnnng
>>2550504
I feel like we've determined that she doesn't seem like the type of woman who'd want to deal with the upkeep of having anything besides totally shaven or full bush, and since she can't have a bush due to her job, she's clean as a whistle down there
>>2553636
Honestly chargod seems like she'd be into bush
>>2553714
>Beef
>Bush
Could she be any more of a perfect human being?
>>2550458
>>2550688
>bex will never give you a boob job with her sweaty tits
>>2553729
I imagine theyre a tad too small for a titfuck anon. CharGod on the other hand
>>2532020
I'm making something for /bex/ and /spiteful/ I'll keep you posted when it is done. ;^)
Here's a preview/hint.
>>2553714
Chargod isn't into bush. She's into Becky. Since we've determined Becky almost certainly is hairless downstairs, that would mean Chargod is a fan
>>2553757
>anon
>>2553915
Charles is such a good wife
>>2550577
Yeah but it used to be way more active when he was here.
Vince needs to allow these girls to do playboy now that they let nudes back in
>>2553987
I don't know who on the roster would actually do it. Maryse already has and we've already seen all that Lana has to offer and they're the two most likely anyway.
Becky wouldn't do it because she seems to care about her younger fans. Same with Bayley. I doubt Charles would. Bliss definitely wouldn't. Mickie's beef is already out there.
Honestly, something tells me that for the right price Sasha would do it. She pretends to be holier than thou, but a fat wad of cash could change her mind. She doesn't fit the playboy mold though, so they might not offer her.
>>2554001
I don't think Playboy has ever featured a tranny, so I agree - she doesn't fit the Playboy mold.
>>2554001
>Bliss definitely wouldn't
What makes you say that?
>>2553987
These women are actual wrestlers though who would be finna do it?
Lana?
>>2554001
Bliss is a well known slut. She'd do it
>>2554260
Bliss is a pure, sweet, 0.8, princess. She would never degrade herself with such filth
>>2554260
pls Bliss has barely slept with anyone on the roster
>>2554297
Fuck off Bliss and Bex are both pur
>>2554260
She covers herself up like annum when she's not wrestling like she's ashamed of her body.
>>2554576
Get worked
>>2553768
>>2553915
>>2553967
their love is inspiring
>>2553985
Its been pretty active the past few threads.
>>2554001
Oh Sasha would absolutely do it. She would fucking eat up all that attention.
They'd offer her because she's famous, which playboy doesn't get much of anymore.
>>2554620
Nowhere near as active as the BLWG days though...
He's too busy playing Persona to come back.
>>2554836
I think the board was more active as a whole, but yeah, they did move quicker then.
Do you (or anyone else) have any thoughts or ideas on how to make the thread better or more active? I'm certainly open to suggestions. I myself wanna redo the OP post to be more like other general threads when I have time in a few weeks, but besides that?
>>2554836
Hi BLWG
The WWE UK twitter account is taking questions to ask Becky later, so you can go #AskBecky if you'd like. https://twitter.com/WWEUK/status/854332818700292096
Also, Big Candy Bex comin?
>>2554887
you keep posting pictures like that and this thread will stay relatively active
>>2554911
Hey
>>2554920
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY !
>>2554923
Nani sore?
>>2554887
Wew lad she needs to put down the cake and look like this again
>>2554917
Will do
>>2554930
I have zero idea what this means and google says its an anime thing, so this might actually be him
>>2554916
Someone ask her to post more pits on her IG
>>2554916
>Any thoughts on Theresa May calling a snap election?
Kek
>>2554916
Ask her what Charlotte's beef is like
>>2554966
>he hasn't watched Kill la Kill
>>2554969
>>2554981
both valid questions
Based on this thread, someone should also ask her what her beef # is and if she's completely bald down there. She'll totally answer all of those questions
>>2554964
Charlie's with her now, she'll whip her into shape and hopefully teach her how to grow an ass
>>2554887
Keep posting pictures, keep discussing beef science, and post more OC.
>>2554916
Ask her if she has interest in a united ireland and also the pits thing I guess.
>>2554916
Someone ask if she's waxed or shaved and say that it's for an important scientific study
>>2555159
this is good!
>>2555191
>asking loaded political questions
>>2555202
Why is it so blurry REEEEEEEE
>>2534080
This might've been the best /bex/ thread ever
>>2555212
She was too eager to get back to her girl to stop long enough to focus the shot
>>2555202
Don't like how I made it. Have a better version.
>>2554916
Ask her how Charlotte tastes
>>2555240
Next thread better be all other 47 pictures
>>2555330
by my count I have like 60 pictures of them
>>2555427
they are such a cute couple, and it's easy to tell Becky is the submissive one
>>2555510
That's hot, familia
>>2550504
Yes. Charlotte probably has a thin landing strip, though
>>2556105
Daily reminder, it takes her hours to stage these selfies and as soon as the pic is done and she breathes out, her belly fat jiggles and makes her cry.
>>2556112
Eh, that's a pic of NXT Becky. She didn't have to suck in that much back in the day. She's definitely put on a few pounds since then
>>2556112
"hours" is an exaggeration
>>2534080
>>2556112
She has confirmed this herself. It's all smoke and mirrors
Becky got a poster http://shop.wwe.com/becky-lynch-wrestlemania-33-18-x-24-poster/EE223.html?dwvar_EE223_color=No%20Color
Lets all get hyped for Smackdown, then
M-maybe Becky will be on Smackdown next week, right guys?
>>2557834
Who?
>>2557834
>>2557861
They're just making sure the pop for her run in next week is as loud as possible.
Live vicariously through Charlotte this week.
>>2558406
I guess
>niggomi's token reign as champ
>having to endure a massive charlotte push
>bex is literally not even on the show
Is it safe to say the blissfags got the better deal at this point?
>>2558576
This feels extremely bad, man
>>2558576
For bow, yes. We'll revisit this after Bayley retains, Sasha turns heel and Sasha and Bayley are the focus through Summer Slam
>Primo
>Epico
>Jinder
>Naomi
>Nakamura
>Jordan
>Usos
POC taking over
Good night /bexbro/ see you tomorrow
>>2558406
Charlotte is turning face next week and Becky will help her
>>2559298
fuck off
>>2559298
Frigg off