THE MAD MAN KEEPS FUCKING HIS WAY THROUGH THE LOCKER ROOM

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How does he do it bros?

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Based AJ drowns in pussy

>implying he's not discussing new XBOX title's

He will fuck Steph next to cement his legacy as the GOAT

>>2531904
The southern accent is a language that speaks to the pussy.

He needs a better haircut.

>>2531940

+18

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RAW after his debut

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AJ is really exposing the Christianity meme, how does he get away with it? His wife will never recover.

>>2531933
Maybe he'll finally give Paul a son.

>>2531957
He's getting her high with the constant pregnancy hormones since he constantly knocks her up.

He's a handsome, older man with a charming accent.

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>>2531940
Only if he keeps the beard. He looks 14 with short hair and clean shaven.

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>>2531902
>>2531904
>>2531914
>>2531923
>>2531931
>>2531952
>>2531957
BASED P1 BMAJ SPREADING HIS GOSPEL

BASED BMAJ ELEVATING THE SMACK WOMENS DIVISION

>>2531904
Man, you can tell Becky goes full blown ringrat mode talking to AJ.

Perks of being the best

>>2531957
where was this from?

>>2532008
>mostly only boys

Is it a myth that alpha males have boys?

>>2532025

It's a professional relationship. She only sees him as his mentor.

Also, could you imagine what sex between them would sound like? If I was in the bedroom next to them, I would find the mix of southern dirty talk and Irish obscenities quite bothersome...

>>2532074
Well it explains shovelman at least.

She probably knows it too but wouldn't dare leave him

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Why is he married to such a horrendous looking woman if he can fuck the entire locker room?

>>2532181
Hes in love? Plus isn't he in his 40's?

>>2532181
Any woman that still stayed together with you during your Indie days and TNA literally getting no pay for months days is a keeper.

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>>2532181
That's not her

>>2532181
Ugly man, ugly woman. Its not rocket science

>>2532181
That's not her but a good old Christian boy like AJ would never cheat on his faithful wife and the mother of his kids

>>2532074
Boy sperm are faster than girl sperm but girl sperm live longer so it's mostly about timing it with ovulation

>>2532181
He's a devoted christian and would rather bury his family than betray Jesus.

>>2532205
where the fuck are her eyebrows

AJs great it's just too bad he's so old time is gonna catch up with him soon

>Best wrestler in the world
>A real man who doesn't cheat his wife

Fuckin' GOAT

>>2532719
Steiner never cheated on his wife too

>>2532727
Same with Rick Rude, he was also a devout christian

>>2531904
It's because he's a good christian boy who wouldn't cheat on his wife. He's already great but that put its over the top; women always want what they can't have.

And they will never have his Phenomenal Four Inches.

>>2532727
freakzilla's wife was into women, so every night was at least a threesome with the daddy

>>2532074

>alpha male gets a fucking pink bow tattoo

Nah.

>>2532181
She's probably rich as fuck from daddy's trust fund.

>>2531938
Kek

>>2531998
>charming accent
You clearly aren't a southerner.

>>2531914
Nattie looking ewww as fuck there

She has to be the diva with the most wide range of looking ugly to looking good besides maybe Charles when the mole is out of sight

>>2532205
Will one of these boys rise to the throne in 20 years?

>>2533126
his wife is a womanlet so doubt.jpg

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She's so tiny

>>2533135
I've heard AJ on a podcast saying that his sons sometimes complain to him that they wanna do good at sports but they're not as big as the other kids, but AJ is remorseless and feels no guilt for jumping on the shortstack train.

>>2533135
fucking wew AJ is like 5'7 accounting for wrestling height inflation so she could be a legal dwarf

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>>2531952

>>2533135
Their poor kids are going to be ultra manlets. That's cruel desu. People under 5'10'' should be sterilised

>>2533149
thank god they inherited genes of a living god to BTFO other giants in different sports

>>2531952
Paige looks like something out of the D&D Monster Manual.

>>2532074
>implying anyone on /asp/ knows anything at all about being an alpha male

>>2533233
>knowing this even exists
It's like you WANT to be a perma-virgin loser

>>2532813

>Yeah! Skulls and fire make you more BADASS!

>Being so insecure you hide behind tattoos

>It's for his daughter, you have to have had sex to have one naturally.

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>>2533126
>implying his sons aren't already more athletic than half the roster.

>two people take a photo together
>they must be romantically involved

Becky's going be pissed

>>2531902
Hes a good christian boy, he would never do that.

>>2531999
Trips never lie...

>Select all images that match the label: christmas tree.

Seriously 4chan?

>>2533321
>not knowing she's going to be in the threeway

AJ = big cock
Since it's bigger the sperm reaches faster and that's why they are all boys

Triple H = tiny cock
All girls and he'll never be able to have a boy

>>2533925
kek good bait

>>2533925
>mfw my ex's dad had 4 girls and was all depressed
top kek

>>2533925
AJ has a daughter

>>2531902
Big Bibles AJ would never cheat on his wife
If Vince wants to breed the perfect wrestler he needs to break them up and have Charlotte ready to heal AJ's aching heart

>>2531902
>Charlotte with glasses

C U T E

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>>2533215

>BUSTED!

>>2534013
I can hear it in McMahon's voice: "I want you to go make his babies! PERFECT WRESTLING BABIES!"

>>2532074
no, it's true. that's why Paul "Bitch boy" Levesque fan produce boys