Based Gotch SHOOTS

>>2531441
Damn he's based as fuck

>>2531441
Wow if he had any talent he could have quite the career.

>>2531441
inb4 the straight shooter finds him and kicks his ass yet again

>>2531441
>>Explains that he "spared Hunico's life"

I hope Hunico tracks him down and finishes the job

>>2531441
>is the Janetty in a group that included the singing gimmick man
>"W-well he's a race mixer. Le /pol/ haha."
>gets heemed by Hunico
>"S-spared his life."

Holy shit, podcast crybabies just keep getting more hilarious. And more pathetic, too. From Punk, to Cryback, to CAWdy, to fucking Simon Gotch.

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Other highlights:

>Calls NXT crowd "fat neckbeard fucks"
>Can't STAND Reddit
>Claims Asuka is the smelliest wrestler on the roster and it's not even close
>Claims he was in line for a main event push but Hunico incident
>Says the NXT locker room would take turns having Nia Jax sit on their face, claims Tye would always last the longest

Isn't this faggots wife about 70 years old?

>>2531479
>Says the NXT locker room would take turns having Nia Jax sit on their face, claims Tye would always last the longest

based perfect 10

>>2531479
>the most Reddit wrestler of all time
>Can't STAND Reddit

Sure thing, pal.

>>2531441
Timestamps you nignog. I'm not about to watch an hour long podcast

Is OP trollin or is it true?

is that you marky?

>>2531441
bologna

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ADDITIONAL HIGHLIGHTS:

>Claims that he and English pooped in Blue Pants' bag after their title win at NXT Brookyln
>Says Ellsworth's "big hog" rumor is FACT
>Came up with the Shield's triple powerbomb
>Says Ryback's illiterate, always walked around with an iPod from 2004 blaring the audiobook for "The Secret" 24/7

>>2531479
>Says the NXT locker room would take turns having Nia Jax sit on their face, claims Tye would always last the longest
Hot!!!

>>2531519
>"big hog"
Any of the ladies in the locker room with two hands has a fighting chance!

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>>2531479
>>2531486
>>2531519
>>2531551

This is fake you retards

Also who the fuck is Gotch?

>>2531441
Holy shit, I didn't know this is was a dead career general.

BASED GOTCH BTOFING ASUKA

More highlights

>He says he fucked just about every "diva" down in nxt. He also refused to call them female superstars, only referring to them as divas
>He was promised a main event feud with Roman Reigns
>He fucked AJ Lee a few years ago and she brought it up one time when Punk, AJ and Gotch were chatting
>Said JBL was just hazing Mauro and that Mauro needs to "grow some fucking balls"

>>2531441
Well spoken, intelligent guy. No wonder they hated him.

>>2531480

yes

https://www.instagram.com/checkerlegs9185/

>>2531441
Timestamps, faggot.

ITT: 100% Made up bullshit.

>>2531716
Holy fuck, that bitch is old as FUCK!!!

>>2531716
She has exactly one pose

>>2531766
The sad part is these faggots are just going by what some random anon says and running with it instead of making sure it's actually true

More highlights
> Claim to be the one who was bookedto end undertaker's undefeated streak but refused out of respect for undertaker
> He says that he has kicked brock lesnar's butt in a matter of second
> Vince Russo was a genuis and wasn't the one that kill WCW back in 2001
> He was the one that was supposedto be the higher power

>>2531793
>making sure it's actually true

>literally being worked into a shoot

>>2531716
she seems nice
maybe it's Gotch's sugar momma or whatever

More highlights:
>In contact with aliens
>Has an IQ over 200
>Learned fluent Japanese in under a week
>Rothschilds bow to the Gotch

Heard he also invented the Frankensteiner

gotch was a fucking retard no one liked with a shitty gimmick

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More highlights
>composed both Nakamura and Bobby roode's theme
>is actually Frank Gotch but gained immortality upon defeating Hackenschmidt and changed his name as to not raise suspicion
>He knows how to get Roman over but refused to tell Vince
>He paid the doctor not to clear Daniel Bryan

>>2531796
I didn't look up shit. I knew from the first post this was horseshit. The dude isn't dumb enough to say any of that shit even if he thought it. The ops major fuck up was the taco fucker line. No one would be openly racist in this day and age if they ever wanted to work again.

more highlight
> Is the one that told HHH to buried young talent
> Being the one that told the idea of the Shield
> He says that he was the one that create the Bullet Club
> PItch the idea of the nWo at Bischoff

>>2531441
>claims co-worker deserved to get almost killed
>shits on English for being in a mixed race relationship

Well damn
Welcome to the blacklist.
He likely won't get a damn thing outside of parking lot feds.

Maybe TNA

>>2531805
Nope, Gotch provides for that old weeb fuck

>>2531936
Do you have time stamps, I mean you did listen to the podcast right?

Some more highlights
>says he tipped off stalin about the battle of kursk
>taught plato the theory of forms
>wrestled a four hour match with bruno sammartino and went over clean
>had a three way with stephanie and linda

>>2531946
>Linda
Sounds believable coming from Simon "the gravefucker" Gotch

>>2531942
I don't plan to, but if the OP was just some poor attempt at humor then continue on.

>>2531716
Lol she has teenage kids

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>>2531492
You could have listened to it by now
I hope you feel stupid because you are a moron

>>2531475
He literally never said anything in the OP you gullible idiot

>>2531775
>https://www.instagram.com/checkerlegs9185/
she doesnt look that old, faggots

>>2531441
Literally everyone hated him and he got his ass kicked all the time
He is literally just cryback at this point

>>2531597
Based Gotch working the /asp/ies

>>2531470
Seriously, Hunico would murder his ass with ease.

>get beat up by guy
>I let him win....I was just playing

Yeah right.

>>2532036
>I hope you feel stupid for not giving me some shekels, goy

Hi Russo!

>>2531716
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BOTCH ABSOLUTELY BASELESS

>>2531793
These redditors are like babies, dumb babies

More Highlights

>Was supposed to be the fourth Member of the Shield, specifically the one to go for the Main title but thought the idea was dumb
>Was originally supposed to be the one to retire the Undertaker
>Started the rumor about Batista's dick
>Was Mr. America

>>2531716
No problem with her age or looks, but holy shit I am embarrassed for her shitty ''lol nerd'' personality and tastes.

>>2531956
Kek
>>2532350
>Was Mr. America
Fucking kek

>>2532128
Dinosaur detected

>>2531479
>Claims Asuka is the smelliest wrestler on the roster and it's not even close
>Claims he was in line for a main event push but Hunico incident

Totes legit gaiz

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>this thread

I fucking love this board

>>2531716
Holy shot that's a big difference, I'm sure they have their love for each other but Gotch isn't a bad looker I'm sure he could pull one a little younger

>>2531878
>paid the doc to not clear DBry

BASED

>>2531441
>spared Hunico's life
Please o please let the straight shooter have his way with this fag.

>>2532582
Cringe

More here
>Heard rumors that Owen's accident was an inside job through orders from Bret
>Vince wanted to bring back Brawl for All with the idea of Gotch going over everyone clean
>Found Seth Rollins blankly staring into a mirror one day, claims he lasted in this position for a solid 2 and a half hours

>>2531470
Sin Cara on Talking Smack when?

This just in
>He is secretly Prince Puma
>shoot fought Brock and won, the footage was edited
>shot fought Shinsuke and won, the footage was edited
>shoot fought JFK and won, the footage was edited
>is literally Hunico's biological father
>Renee married him, not Dean

>>2531441
>>Says being released was part of his master plan, headed to NJPW
Tell me about Gotch, why does he where the stache?

>>2531441

Midway in the podcast:

>responsible for the attitude era after vince saw him shoot fight haku and win
>was sent undercover with russo to destroy WCW from within
>can deadlift 700lb
>convinced triple H to make NXT just so he could add more titles to his resume

Normally I hate shitposting but this thread is fucking gold.

>>2531716
Gotch is a failure in every possible aspect

More highlights
>Petitioned to use the piledriver after proving he could do it safely to anyone, told no because he was "too good" at it
>Told Vince he should keep Roman as a face no matter what as a joke, didn't think he'd actually do it
>Best BJ rankings: Dana, Sasha, Charlotte, Stephanie, Nia, Ellsworth, Asuka
>Once suplexed an elephant on a bet with Jinder Mahal; Jinder had to stop drinking after losing the bet
>Can dunk on a 10 foot rim
>Really respects the Undertaker as a locker room leader and is sad to see him retire; with both he and Taker gone there is a leadership void among the boys

Close to the end:

>told The Undertaker to throw Mankind off the cell
>was actually Dominick's father
>was in line to dethrone Cena of the US title until Del Rio came along
>killed Benoit's wife and kids and made Benoit believe that he did it

>scrub literally no one cares about or remembered while he was in the ring gets salty

every time

>>2532925
>I hate shitposting
kys

>>2531879

>I didn't look up shit. I knew from the first post this was horseshit.

>Look at me I knew it!!! give me attention im so smart!!!

lmao, no you didn't, you got worked into this like everyone else, deal with it fatty.

>(29:14) Said he was the one who sent the rumor of Alexa Bliss being a 'ring rat' to the dirtsheets. Claimed that before she teamed with Blake & Murphy that she "sucked just about every cock that went through Full Sail".

>(34:01) Bull Dempsey was hazed regularly by the NXT crew for his weight issues, and Regal encouraged it. Said that one time they stole his clothes while he was in the showers and threw bars of soap at him. Said Regal only referred to Bull as "Twinkie".

>(37:13) Ejaculated into Hunico's drink as a rib, because he was told by JBL that "all the other boys did it." Someone nameless blabbed to Hunico before he could drink it, though. Gotch mentioned that Hunico got so pissed that he freaked out and started throwing shit around and that's how the fight started. Also says Hunico is a "closet faggot".

>(43:56) Says either Zack Ryder or Rollins had the smallest dick on the roster, but Jinder Mahal was "hung like a horse", as was Ellsworth who had a "chode".

>(45:06) Claims Sami Zayn is an "autistic piece of shit", and would freak out every time the writers handed him a script. Says Zayn would spend hours huddled in the corner away from everyone with his Nokia phone in his face, or arguing with the creative team about his character/lines.

>(49:25) Says Konor from the Ascension "was into that furry shit".

>(1:04:18) Claims Aiden English would shit his pants all the time in the ring, and hated being near him because he smelled like pure ass.

>>2533236
Not really, he is not burning those bridges. He wants to get over on the indies as McIntyre, Ohno did and how Cody Rhodes is doing right now.

To comeback for better payday.

>>2533419
dont believe him because we saw ellsworth in briefs. his dick portrudes out like a tiny pickle. i dont believe anything he says except for the alexa one cause i want to believe it and hope for a tape one day to leak

>taco fucker

Wait till the based straight shooter hears about this

Damn son these highlights are on point
>Invented everything, including Chris Jericho
>Was the real Sin Cara all along
>Was also the real Slim Shady, but knew better than to stand up
>Currently has custody of Dominick, as well as Torrie's Chihuahua
>Stole the body of Big Show's father from the Bossman
>Sold Moppy back to Perry Saturn on eBay
>Strong Style was originally named in his honor, but he brainwashed everyone into thinking his name was Gotch instead of Strong, so that his long lost son Roderick would never find him and Cesaro would change the name of his Neutralizer out of confusion

>>2531479
>Claims Asuka is the smelliest wrestler on the roster and it's not even close
I FUCKING KNEW IT!

>Calls NXT crowd "fat neckbeard fucks"
They are beta cucks to. These faggots actually like women wrestling. That ugly gook chink Asuka shouldn't even be employed.

all these jabroni marks getting worked in this thread

Ok so I've just finished listening to the podcast, highlights:

>edited the clip in which Owens says nigger
>told Roman to intentionally fail the tombstone in order to get the biggest reaction of the era on the raw after
>was behind the Paige leaks
>Charlotte pissed in a ref's bag
>Baron Corbin is autistic
>has written and still writes promos for the Miz

what a shit podcast, the only highlight:
>had a match with English early in the vaudevillain days
>english absolutely fucks up the finish, forgot to kick out
>after the match was screaming and crying in the back trying to put heat on the ref
>"where is that referee, he was trying to fuck on me"

>As noted, WWE parted ways with Simon Gotch of The Vaudevillains last week after he apparently requested his release.

>This may not have anything to do with the departure but Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer Newsletter reports that there was an incident with Gotch at catering before the April 4th SmackDown in Orlando.

>Gotch reportedly tipped over his own chair and got mad when he went over. The Observer notes that the fall was bad enough that it caused a scene.

Autism.

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>>2531716
JUST

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>>2531821
FUQ

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SEETHING AIDEN SHOOTS BACK

>Claims Gotch has a "seat sniffing" problem, which ultimately led to the alleged "chair incident
>Notes that Gotch is in fact married to a 77 year-old weeb
>Almost got into a shoot fight during Mexican tour: Gotch allegedly stuck his dick in a taco shell, put it in English's face and sang Eddie Guerrero's theme (apparently this planted the seeds for the Hunico incident)
>Claims Gotch had a closet romance with Bull Dempsey

Can anyone give me a quick rundown on Simon Gotch?

>>2535228
He likes to sniff seats and lick old woman armpits

>>2535051
BASED THE ARTISTE

>>2533514
He never said any of it you idiot.

>>2531716

To tell the truth I would be into getting to know an older woman better if they liked these things. Simply for cause of interest. It's one thing for older MEN to be into this stuff but there's something about females liking this that comes off as special to me.

epin bread

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GOTCHAMANIA RUNNIN' WILD